Chapter 125: Be Your Friend
I heard the man on the left say, "Hey, boy, it's not just my eldest brother who knocked down your money dart, it's me. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Huo Jun saw that this person was in his forties, one foot two feet six tall, red hair, broad shoulders, large skeleton, face from the door of the head to the chin two feet, high cheekbones, a four-edged chin, deep eye sockets inlaid with a pair of yellow eyes, a layer of rust on the face, a pinch of red beard under the chin, and nine murderous bags on his head, like nine horns.
Huo Jun said: "Ah, yes, yes, you are Cheng Yu, nicknamed the 'Nine-headed Beast', the sixth chief of Huailaimen, well, Lao Tzu finally understands a truth now." ”
I heard a person on the right immediately say, "What do you understand?"
Huo Jun looked at him, he was less than eight feet tall, with a bald head, a pointed chin, a narrow Tianling Gai'er and a narrow head, small blue eyes, a hooked nose, a water chestnut mouth, and some six or seven yellow beards and awl ears.
At this time, the morning light shone on his face, his face not only did not glow red, but was covered with a thin layer of blue light, he held a golden nail jujube yang lance in his hand, this golden nail jujube yang lance head and tail long zhang eight, weighing about one hundred and twenty catties, the head of the lance is a round iron hammer like a jujube, which is densely covered with six rows of iron and three nails, and there is a prismatic iron iron at the end of the handle.
Huo Jun said: "You are Chen Congxin who has eaten several bowls of sea cucumber fried noodles in a row." ”
Chen Congxin still said coldly: "Under the nickname 'Yi Bo Yun Tiansai Xiongxin', he is the head of the Wuwei Gate, and he ranks ninth among the brothers of the Jin Mansion. May I ask you, sir, what did you understand just now?"
Huo Jun nodded and said, "Okay." Speaking is really concise, you are the most sensible among the three of you, relatively close to normal people, and Lao Tzu understands the truth, if you don't rank the ten brothers of the Jin Mansion according to your age, you can rank first. ”
Chen Congxin obviously understood the meaning of Huo Jun's words, he was still calm, this was different from Jia Yan's rampantness, he was born calm, he said, "Thank you." ”
And Zhang Ping obviously didn't understand, he said: "Huh, how do you know that we are ranked according to age? What do you mean?" His Fang Tian painting halberd was one zhang and two feet long, and the tip of the halberd was already pointing at Huo Jun at this time.
Huo Jun looked even shorter under Zhang Ping's tall horse, but he was not afraid at all, he pinched his waist, and actually laughed, he said: "Haha, of course Lao Tzu knows that it is by age, if it is not by age, how can you be ranked first?"
Zhang Ping said angrily: "Hmph, can't I rank first with my martial arts?"
Huo Jun said: "Maybe there is one thing you can rank first, not only among the ten brothers of the Jin Mansion, even in the entire Central Plains, no, even if it is today, you can also rank first." ”
Zhang Ping suddenly became interested, he is such a person, competitive, no matter what he does, he likes to compete with others, but when he heard Huo Jun say that he could actually rank first, of course he couldn't help but ask. He said, "Oh, what is it?"
Huo Jun said: "If you want to talk about who is the most naïve, today, no one dares to call it the first except you." ”
Cheng Yu actually laughed out loud, he leaned back and fell back with laughter, but suddenly heard Huo Jun say, "You are second." ”
Cheng Yu was so angry that he yelled, and the iron thistle bone in his hand smashed down against Huo Jun's top door.
Cheng Yu's tribulus terrestris bones are made of iron. One end is equipped with a handle, and the other end is oblong, and it is equipped with iron spikes. Tribulus terrestris bone flower is a modified version of the hammer, that is, adding a lot of sharp spikes to the hammer head, it becomes tribulus terrestris bone flower. That is, the long-handled version commonly known as the mace.
The Iron Tribulus Bone Duo also belongs to a heavy weapon, not to mention that Cheng Yu at this time is condescending, if it is really hit, Huo Jun's head will have to be smashed into the flower.
However, Huo Jun suddenly jumped onto Cheng Yu's horse, his body was lighter than a swallow, his speed was faster than a swallow, and he saw it fall lightly on the horse's head, and the tall horse didn't feel any burden on his head at all.
Huo Jun actually looked at Cheng Yu and smiled slightly, and the fish intestine sword in his hand slashed at the top of Cheng Yu's head, if a sword was split, then Cheng Yu would not only be divided into two halves, but the horse that Cheng Yu stepped on would also be split into two.
But at this time, Huo Jun only felt that there was wind in his ears, and he glanced at it with his spare eyes, and it turned out to be Chen Congxin's golden nail jujube yang lance rushing towards his side face, and at this time, he stood on top of the horse's head, and then jumped down, which was very undominant.
Huo Jun actually lifted his breath and jumped up again, there happened to be an oak tree in the distance, Huo Jun took this opportunity to fall on the branch, and for a while the two yellow orioles on the tree flew up.
Huo Jun talked to them in bird language, Huo Jun said: "Two friends, don't go, I'm in danger, help me get rid of these three people." ”
Two orioles hovered in the air, and one of them exclaimed: "Ah, it turns out that this person can speak bird language, this is really something that has never happened before, and it is something that has never been thought of." ”
The other oriole said, "What's the big deal about this, is man the king of all spirits?
Huo Jun hurriedly said: "I call your friends, friends, my friends are in danger, go and help." ”
The oriole who spoke later said, "We can let us help, we can even recruit more birds to help, but you have to promise us one thing." ”
Huo Junqi said: "What do you want me to promise you?"
The oriole said, "You can't call us friends?"
Huo Jun said: "Why?"
The oriole said, "Because you're too ugly to be our friend." ”
Huo Jun: "......". Damn, for the first time in my life, I was disgusted by birds.
At this time, Chen Congxin's golden nail jujube lance was empty, and he did not take advantage of the situation to attack, he turned the horse's head and ran towards the carriage. 'Nine-headed beast' Cheng Yu said, "What are you going to do?"
Chen didn't reply from the letter, and said, "Robbing people." ”
Cheng Yu had some grass on the wall falling with the wind, and when he heard that Chen Congxin was going to rob Li Yu, of course he knew that Li Yu's interests were greater than Huo Jun's for him, so he put away the iron thistle and took the horse to rob Li Yu.
But I suddenly heard Zhang Ping say: "Third brother, follow me to defeat Huo Jun first." Zhang Ping hated Huo Jun to death, just because Huo Jun said that he was naïve, because naïve people didn't like others to say that he was naïve.
Cheng Yu loosened the horse rope again, feeling that it was too boring not to help the eldest brother. At this moment, a large group suddenly gathered from nowhere, and they fell from high in the sky again, and rushed towards Cheng Yu in a daze.
(To be continued.) )