Chapter 143: Heavenly Court Super League
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Back at the Vermilion Bird Palace, Chang'e waited for me with a normal face, her eyes were light and light, and there was nothing unusual. I put down my newcomer a little bit and rushed to organize the Heavenly Court Super League.
"Qin Shi Huang, what kind of formation are you platooning, why can't I understand it?" I looked at the four forwards of the Great Qin team, Meng Wu, Meng Tian, Meng Yi, and Wang Jian lined up in the front court, and asked puzzledly.
In the last game, Li Shimin sent a Li Jing forward, Zhao Kuangyin sent a Yue Fei forward, and in the end, both sides scored only one goal. Qin Shi Huang said quite smugly, "And I, the four tiger generals of Great Qin, are not weaker than Li Jing and Yue Fei, and I sent them into battle together, so Zhao Kuangyin is not ready to be captured?"
"Uh......" Qin Shi Huang said reasonably, I was speechless, so I had to humbly ask: "Then why don't you send 10 forwards up?"
"It's not like I haven't thought about it. Qin Shi Huang replied after a little thought: "It's just that after all, everyone works together with the same dynasty, so we still have to save some face for Emperor Zhao Tian, and we can't do everything too much." ”
"Huh. "I had black lines all over my head, and I couldn't speak anymore.
End of game, 4:0!
Da Song 4, Da Qin 0. I really couldn't bear to look at Qin Shi Huang's expression after the fiasco, so I silently raised the teacup and pretended to taste the fairy tea concocted by Fairy Chang'e herself.
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Qin Shi Huang is not the most bizarre, what is more amusing than the lineup of the four strikers of Daqin is the Han team, they actually discharged an 802 formation, except for Zhao Yun and Huo Quzhi, the two forwards in front, the other generals such as Second Brother Guan and Wei Qing are all cowering near their own forbidden area, Liu Bang, the son of the Han Dynasty, is he so afraid of losing?
But as soon as the game started, I realized something was wrong. The eight defenders of the Dahan team always maintained a strange position, and after Qi Jiguang, the Ming striker who rushed into it, took the ball in a circle, turned around and ran back to his own half, and was about to shoot his own goal......
"Suspend the game!" I shouted, "Zhuge Liang, what are you doing?"
"Does Daojun know this formation?" Zhuge Liang was still smug there.
"I know your machine!" I slapped the table and said angrily: "The most important thing in sports competition is fairness! A good football game, who let you play the formation? Hurry up and remove your ghostly eight formations, otherwise this seat will directly sentence you to lose!"
Zhuge Liang went down to revoke the formation, and the Han team, which had not practiced other tactics, had to use the 802 turtle lineup to continue the game.
In addition to the striker Qi Jiguang, midfielders Xu Da, Wang Yangming, Zheng Chenggong, and Tang He also pressed on and bombarded the big Han goal.
It's a pity that although Daming's gang is aggressive, the work under their feet is too rough. It can only be thunder and not rain, and no points can be scored for light shots. A staggering 33 shots were taken in the game, but only one on target, let alone a score.
It's not that the quality of the soldiers in the Ming Dynasty is not good, it's just that they really haven't played football. It is recorded in the "History of the Ming Dynasty" that Zhang Shixin, the younger brother of Zhang Shicheng, the king of Wu, who supported the army and divided the army, "every time he went out of the division, he did not ask about the military, but carried a kind of gambling equipment and a bow, and supported the women to feast." It can be seen that Keju has been associated with lewdness. Therefore, after Zhu Yuanzhang became emperor, he passed down a holy decree and strictly forbade soldiers to bow.
Although Zhu Yuanzhang's holy decree only prohibits soldiers from juju, it does not change the entertainment nature of juju, nor can it prohibit folk juju activities, but generals like Xu Da and Qi Jiguang are prohibited, so they are laymen at all, and they just play football with their strong bodies, agile skills and outstanding tactical literacy. It's a pity that football is a completely technical job, and without a few years of hard work, where can you practice professional-level footwork.
In the end, the smart Han team and the Ming team who sighed at the door were 0:0 with each other, and no one had any choice but to win anyone.
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If you want to talk about the lineup, it is definitely the most luxurious Tianzun team, all of them are big-name stars, I read it to you:
Goalkeeper: Chunyou Emperor Liu Hai Toad
The guards are the four great heavenly masters: Zhang Daoling, Sa Shoujian, Xu Jingyang, and Ge Xuan
Midfielder: Ziyang Zhenren Zhang Boduan, Fuji Emperor Chongyang, Changchun Zhenren Qiu Chuji, Manifestation Zhenren Zhang Sanfeng.
Forward: Chunyang real person Lu Dongbin, Chen Tuan ancestor Fuyaozi.
Not to mention other immortals, just Wang Chongyang, Qiu Chuji, and Zhang Sanfeng together are enough to sweep the entire martial arts world......
It's a pity that we are playing football today, not Huashan.
Football is not only a sport that places a strong emphasis on physical fitness and technical skills, but also a sport that requires great teamwork. The Tianzun team, which was put together temporarily, faced the powerful Datang team, and it was completely only a part of the group that was played.
0:1!
0:2!
0:3!
Seeing that one ball after another was poured into a miserable situation, Lu Dongbin, who had always been carefree and easy, also turned red. I saw that with a slight toe on his toes, the football flew into the air. Lu Dongbin then soared into the sky and suddenly volleyed into the air 20 to 30 meters! The ball shot straight at the goal 50 meters away with a burst of fire like a cannonball.
Seeing that the situation was urgent, Datang goalkeeper Wei Zheng hurriedly pounced to the side, narrowly avoiding the burning "cannonball......
The soccer ball passed through the door, burning a big hole in the net behind it, and then smashed down a team of heavenly soldiers.
"Lu Dongbin!" I clapped again, "Didn't I say it before? The most important thing in sports games is fairness! A good football game, who let you use mana?"
"I use my own mana, this is not a violation of fairness......" Lu Dongbin still defended himself.
"!" I reprimanded, "What do you mean by sports competition? Sports refers to the basic abilities formed by the natural growth and development of the human body, is your mana naturally grown?"
"Understood. Only then did Lu Dongbin realize his mistake.
"Lu Dongbin used mana without authorization to destroy fair play. If you are a first-time offender, you will be given a yellow card warning this time, and next time, you will never be spared. I pronounced the verdict loudly, "In addition, if you violently destroy the football and the net of the game, you will be responsible for the football and the goal net used by the entire Heavenly Court in the future." ”
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Although there was a little episode, the first round of the Heavenly Court Super League ended successfully.
Da Song defeated Da Qin 4:0
Dahan drew 0:0 with Daming
Datang defeated Tianzun 3:0
At present, the players of Dasong Datang are well-trained and skilled, they are the strongest first echelon, and they also beat their opponents by one goal and tied for the top spot;
Although the Han Daming still lacks some heat in terms of technology, the overall tactical awareness shown is still good. After honing their skills, they are also two strong teams, temporarily scoring 1 point and ranking in the second echelon;
Daqin ...... It's hard for me to evaluate whether they are mules or horses, and it may ultimately depend on Qin Shi Huang's IQ balance......
The biggest problem of the Tianzun team is that it is unorganized and undisciplined, and it is completely scattered. Some people angrily raised their three-foot swords and rushed violently, some people walked leisurely and had no quarrel with the world, and some people played Tai Chi tepidly...... There is no unified tactical thinking at all. In the end, he could only swallow a duck egg with Daqin and tie for the last echelon.
...... (To be continued.) )