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Two front teeth with a hint of blood and tartar...... It's disgusting! I hope I like it...... The owner of these two big yellow teeth is estimated to be someone in the kidney-stealing gang, it seems that this Han Yuliang is not gentle at all.

Liu Laodao stood on the site of Tianyiguan and pointed to the front and said with longing: "I have talked to the designer, and I plan to enclose this piece of land and rebuild a big Tianyiguan, what do you think?"

"You can do it. "I handed over the rebuilding of the Taoist temple to you Liu Laodao, and explained: "Save some money, don't give me the million." And if I find out that you dare to embezzle......"

"Don't dare, don't dare! Daojun has vast powers, how dare I play tricks in front of you." After Liu Laodao finished expressing his loyalty, he quickly opened the topic, "By the way, which immortal are we going to worship in Tianyiguan? ”

"I'll have to go up for a meeting to discuss this matter first, and then decide in two days. ”

"Up...... Go up for a trip......" Liu Laodao looked at me, his eyes lit up.

"Nonsense, I can't make a claim on this matter, I still have to discuss it with the immortals. ”

"Congratulations to Daojun!" Liu Laodao pouted his ass and respectfully shook it to the ground.

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"Greetings to Daojun, Virkangbek!" Qi Delong saluted me at the gate of the Vermilion Bird Palace.

"What Buick?" I was stunned.

Qi Delong replied: "Returning to Daojun: Virkangbek means welcome back. ”

Nima, this Vercombek means welcomeback, I staggered, my head full of black lines, "You speak English to me?"

"It's not good, Daojun smiled. Qi Delong smiled a little embarrassedly.

it! The soldiers and generals have all started to learn English? This step forward in reform and opening up is a bit big, and I faintly feel a little pain...... No, our heavenly court can't worship foreign flattery, and besides, you immortals have all learned English, so how can I, a Dao monarch who has not passed the fourth level, be embarrassed?

I hurriedly asked Qi Delong to call his English teacher.

"Hey, Wei'er Ruili is covered with a special Daojunha's Combek, although the father!" Li Bai ran over and said a long sentence from afar.

"Speak human words!"

"Everyone knows that Daojun is very relieved to return safely. Li Bai translated it.

Oh...... The English phrase seems to be: Wewere, thatDaojunhadcomebacksafely...... I laughed and pulled Li Bai into the room, "I asked you to take the lead in promoting the New Culture Movement, and I didn't say that everyone should learn English." ”

Li Bai explained with a smile: "The large pile of textbooks that Daojun brought back last time had English in them, and I saw that no one wanted them, so I took them back and learned them, which was quite interesting." ”

This Li Bai's language talent is really terrible, I hurriedly explained: "Okay, okay, okay, you are interested in learning it yourself, but you don't need to promote it, at most you can make an interest group to learn to play." Focus on promoting Mandarin first. ”

"Well, don't worry. ”

Okay...... This Li Bai's Mandarin already has a taste of Beijing films......

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All the immortals gathered together, and I still took the form of a round table, but this time I didn't serve the hot pot, and changed it to a fruit pastry, and last time I said that I would invite the gods to eat sugar.

I picked up a lychee and asked with a smile: "When I ride the red dust concubine and smile, no one knows that it is a lychee." Did you write this sentence Du Fu?"

Du Fu spit out the lychee kernel in his mouth and replied, "No, it was written by Du Mu." ”

I then asked, "Is Du Mu your son?" or grandson?"

"Uh...... He wasn't born until decades after I died, so it's a distant relative. ”

It's terrible to be uneducated...... I picked up an apple a little embarrassed and asked, "Have you eaten this apple before?"

Zhang Juzheng replied: "No, I have only eaten the coffin, the taste is dry and the water is less, and the meat is not so crisp." ”

Half a catty apple, Wei Chigong took a bite of half of it, "This apple is indeed sweet and delicious, but it is still not as enjoyable as the hot pot that Daojun invited us to eat last time!"

"Do it yourself, have plenty of food and clothing. If you want to eat hot pot in the future, you have to find Comrade Zhu Yuanzhang, Minister of Agriculture. I said and looked at Zhu Yuanzhang.

Zhu Yuanzhang stood up and looked around, and said: "Let me report to you: In the past two months, my Tianting Ministry of Agriculture has reclaimed 10,000 acres of fertile land, wheat, rice, vegetables and fruits, chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep are all over the mountains. The next time Daojun comes back, he should be able to eat the hot pot concocted by our Heavenly Court itself. ”

"Papapa!" The audience applauded thunderously, and the atmosphere was warm.

I nodded with satisfaction, "Very good, thank you Minister Zhu and my colleagues from the Ministry of Agriculture." When the Heavenly Court hot pot is served, I will give you a first credit. ”

Zhu Yuanzhang sat down with great satisfaction. I thought of one more thing, "It seems that a new department will have to be set up to take charge of rewards and punishments." Let's call it the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and you can see who is the most suitable person to be the secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection?"

After some recommendation, the Legalist sage Han Feizi became the first secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and the eldest grandson Wuji and Wei Zheng were the deputy secretaries. The three of them walked to the front and saluted together, "Thank you Tianzun and Daojun for your trust, we will act impartially and never disappoint everyone's expectations." ”

I suddenly felt that it was much easier to talk to the immortals now, "Everyone is talking in the same tone as me now, so it's good." I think Li Bai, who is in charge of promoting the New Culture Movement, should also take credit. ”

Li Baile stood up and arched his hands in a circle.

"Ahh ”

Oh, this tea saint has eaten duck neck......

After a commotion in which the immortals followed the trend to grab the duck's neck and were so spicy that their faces were red and their necks were thick, I waved everyone to calm down, "There is a big matter to discuss in this meeting today. ”

The immortals hurriedly sat upright and listened.

"The first steps have been taken in the matter of human preaching, and Tianyiguan is being rebuilt. But how should this seat preach? What kind of preaching should I preach? The current world basically doesn't believe in the Jade Emperor, and the three Qing and the four Jade Emperors are all immortals...... It's all gone, what's going on?"

"This ......," the gods and goddesses frowned and thought bitterly. Tai Bai Xing was also silent.

"If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will be able to ...... for a long time" Zhang Juzheng, the first assistant of Wanli, stood up, "What Daojun said before is still in my ears, according to Weichen, this Taoist doctrine is only afraid that it will change, and it will work." ”

"What Zhang Taiyue said is very good, Daojun, you see ......" Tai Bai Xing also nodded.

"That's what I mean, since the teachings of Taoism and law have to change, I think we have to set up a special department to be responsible for these things, let's call it the Academic Affairs Office. ”

Tai Bai Xing directly appointed Lao Tzu, the ancestor of the world, as the director of academic affairs. Guan Yinzi, Wang Chan Laozu Guiguzi, Arctic Zhenren An Qisheng, Chunyang Zhenren Lu Dongbin, Chunyou Emperor Liu Haichan, Chen Tuan Laozu Fuyaozi, Ziyang Zhenren Zhang Boduan, Fuji Emperor Wang Chongyang, Changchun Zhenren Qiu Chuji, Manifestation Zhenren Zhang Sanfeng, Four Heavenly Masters: Zhang Daoling, Sa Shoujian, Xu Jingyang, Ge Xuan...... and so on, all of which are the officers of the Academic Affairs Office.

A group of real saints and Heavenly Monarchs and Heavenly Masters received orders one after another, and Lao Tzu then asked respectfully: "I don't know what year the world is tonight, how should this Dao Dharma doctrine be changed, and I also ask Dao Jun to show it." ”

"The management of religion is extremely strict, and it is very difficult to start a new sect, and it is easy to arouse the vigilance of government departments. I think this new sect still uses the name Tianyijiao, let's give him a backdoor listing. "I don't want to end up with Li Xzhi.

No one raised any objections, and Tai Bai Xing also bowed his head and said: "The way of heaven lasts forever, and all laws are one." The name Tianyi Sect is really good. ”

"Okay, that's the name of Tianyi Sect. Next, we have to make a god. ”

"God-making?"

"Yes!" I explained, "In the past, there were too many Taoist immortals in your sect, the three clears and the four royals, the five elders of the five directions, and the seven stars and nine yao...... I have studied the best developed Christianity in the world right now, and they are very simple, they worship a single God called Christ. No matter what happens, just ask him alone anyway, simple and direct. Therefore, I think we should also learn and create a unique god. ”

The immortals were discussing, and my idea was so different from their thinking habits for thousands of years that I couldn't turn around for a while. Lu Dongbin was the first to stand up in support, "I agree with Daojun's words, everyone knows the difficulty of preaching, if you want Daojun to establish a religion and preach for more than ten years, then the simplest and most effective way should be adopted." ”

Tai Bai Xing slapped the board very decisively, "Just do it!" This new only god is called the Five Elements and Five Directions Mixed Yuan Wuji Emperor, inheriting the supreme merit of my three Qing Dao ancestors and Buddha Bodhisattvas of great compassion and sacrificing their lives for righteousness, and I also hope that their five Dao ancestors and gods and Buddhas will bless me with the great cause of heavenly court rejuvenation. ”

"Tianzun Shengming, Seek the Dao Ancestor God and Buddha to transform into the Five Elements and Five Directions Mixed Yuan Wuji Emperor, bless me with the great cause of the revival of the Heavenly Court!"

The name of the religion has been decided, and God has also created it, so I threw out the next topic: "Next, let's discuss the Taoist teachings of the Tianyi Sect." Tell me, what is the Tao, and what kind of Tao should I preach in the Tianyi Sect?"

Lao Tzu said: "If you want to understand the Tao, you must first leave the name of the Tao, and if you leave the name of the Tao, you will have no opinion." There is no opinion, quiet and natural, only experience, there is experience, the body is the same, the experience has passed, the experience does not exist, the body has been the same, there is no same and different, there is no other, there is no self and there is no way, the body itself is like this, it is called the Tao. Nothing to gain......"

Confucius said: "Those who can do the five in the world are benevolent." Congratulations to Toshi-hye. Respectful is not insulting. Wide is the many. Faith is a matter of duty. Min is meritorious. Hui is enough to make people ......"

Guan Yinzi said: "The way of nature is inaction, if you insist on doing nothing, you will do something." Carried away, the clay image turned unconscious. The body and mind are calm and encompassing the world, and the spirit is full of spirit and will leave the ......"

"Stop!" I have a headache when I listen to these mysterious things, "We immortals pursue the way of heaven, but the Tao is not static, it is developing, changing, and advancing with the times! What you said doesn't work at all now, I can't understand it, and it's still a chicken feather?"

A few of them retreated in disagreement. Lu Dongbin stood up and said: "We have been isolated from the world for 500 years, and we no longer know what year it is in the world. How this Dao doctrine should be changed is still up to the Dao Monarch. ”

I'm a fart master! How can I, the successor of Gongchanism in the new era, know the way of you feudal dross...... It is estimated that Liu Laodao will have to do this.

The immortals dispersed with a handful of melons and fruit snacks, and I left Zhang Sanfeng alone and asked, "Zhang Zhenren, how did you practice that child's skill?" ”

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