Chapter 200: The Horror of Snatching Up
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A hand-to-hand fight is being staged on the two-meter-wide bed......
In addition to Han Yuliang and Lin Huixiang of Chiguoguo, there is actually another person!
This person turned out to be the goddess of throwing knives!
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it, Han Yuliang, you give me a special death!
In a fit of rage, I was about to penetrate Han Yuliang's body......
Wait, I seem to have noticed something wrong......
Goddess of Flying Knives...... Two-leg-between-...... Why is there a little dingding......
Oh Mai Ka! she he it...... It's a man!...... my eyes Yes!
What's even more terrifying is that he is not only a man, but also a "double-ended socket......
Lin Huixiang lay on the bed...... He snapped on Lin Huixiang...... And above him is Han Yuliang...... His thing is in Lin Huixiang's body, and his body is ......
Forehead drops...... The world is completely insane!
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"Yi Chongtian was killed by a car bomb, and his body was not rescued......" Han Yuliang turned over and lay down, "What do you think of Ding Ding?"
This beautiful man like Chang'e...... It was originally called Tintin ......
"He can't die. Tintin's voice was a little neutral, and I got goosebumps when I heard it.
"Oh?" Han Yuliang asked, "Can he really be resurrected on the spot?"
"The gods in the sky will definitely save him. Ding Ding said with certainty: "Otherwise, more than a year ago, he died under my knife just after he came down to earth." ”
"You killed him?" Lin Huixiang turned over, revealing a picture that was inappropriate for children.
"Well, but that's just a misunderstanding. Tintin continued: "Now I have to help him too, and make up for it." Otherwise, in the future, I will abolish a nine-turn golden pill with one sword, this crime is not small, and if I don't make it, Fairy Chang'e will not be able to protect me. ”
I was taken aback by Tintin's words...... Could it be that he also came down from Heaven?
"Fairy Chang'e is really beautiful...... Lin Huixiang said with a little sour smile: "In the future, if you take us to the sky, you have to watch Han Yuliang, otherwise he will definitely beat Chang'e's idea." ”
"Hahaha!" Tintin, laughing, "he's going to have the guts and the ability, just let him try." The final outcome must be to be reduced to a mortal and become a pig. ”
Han Yuliang: "......"
"It's been five hundred years, I really miss her......" Ding Ding looked out the window, but there was no moon tonight, "If it weren't for that bastard Heavenly Demon to destroy the Heavenly Court, I wouldn't have been released by her to mortal ......"
"Isn't it good to come down to earth and live happily for 500 years?" Lin Huixiang smiled: "Do you want to stay by Chang'e's side forever and be a rabbit?"
Damn! Ding Ding turned out to be the jade rabbit in Guanghan Palace...... That jade rabbit turned out to be male...... It's no wonder that old Beijing used to call prostitutes-children-male-prostitutes "Rabbit Lord" and "Rabbit Xianggong", and the original source was actually on Yutu......
"What's so good about being a person?" Ding Ding said with a lonely face: "In the past five hundred years, how many bastards have beaten my idea, and how many king-eight-eggs have died in my hands...... If I had a choice, I would really like to go back to Heaven......"
"You don't need to be so sad. Han Yuliang hugged Ding Ding's slender waist, "As long as you help Yi Chongtian complete his mission as soon as possible, won't you be able to return to Heavenly Court." ”
Lin Huixiang squeezed between the two of them and said with a smile: "If Ding Ding returns to Heaven and becomes a jade rabbit, will you also become a rabbit?"
"Of course!" Han Yuliang replied as a matter of course, "I think I was a good agent of the Dragon Group at the beginning, but I was bent by Ding Ding...... If he turns back into a jade rabbit, then I won't have to become a rabbit with me. What are you laughing at? You are not the same, and you will inevitably eat green vegetables and radishes for a lifetime. ”
"Alas...... It's all fate," Ding Ding sighed: "If I hadn't tried my best to change according to the appearance ......of Fairy Chang'e, I wouldn't have caused so much trouble, and I couldn't stop for five hundred years." In the end, I was hunted down by your dragon group......"
"If you don't become so beautiful, how can he be bent by you, how can he even lose his identity as a dragon group for you?" Lin Huixiang's face was faintly flushed, "How could I be like this today, doing these shameful things with you every day......"
"Is it a shameful death or a beautiful death?" Han Yuliang smiled evilly, and reached out to touch Lin Huixiang's body, "Look at you, your face is red again, and the bottom is wet again, and I don't know who enjoys it the most." ”
"Oops! I hate it...... Don't ......" Lin Huixiang was hugged into Han Yuliang's arms with disgust.
"Tintin, you attack the front, I attack the back. Let's have a double dragon into the water and see if she is ashamed, hahaha!" Han Yuliang said and went into battle with Ding Ding, stabbing Lin Huixiang one after another......
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I hid quietly...... Han Yuliang can't wear it...... This seat is a dignified Dao King, and he can't do such a dirty thing...... Belch...... It's so numb and disgusting......
Walking through Han Yuliang's bedroom, I stopped as I passed by a room.
This seems to be a secret room, there are no doors on all sides, and there is only one furnishing cabinet opposite the wardrobe in Han Yuliang's bedroom, which may be a secret passage in and out. Han Yuliang and Ding Ding are both secrets, and it is understandable to have a secret room or something, but the things displayed in the room almost scared my teeth out......
This room is full of specimens, tooth specimens!
Han Yuliang is a tooth fairy!
I see...... I put the whole thing together and thought about it, and it suddenly dawned on me.
Han Yuliang gave up his identity as an agent for the sake of Ding Ding and disguised himself as a private detective. He used his skills as an agent to become a tooth fairy and help Tintin torture and kill all those with bad intentions. That's how Jiang Yulong died......
And when Tintin found out who I was, he decided to help me with all his might. So the tooth fairy, who had disappeared, suddenly jumped out with great fanfare and "punished the evil and promoted the good", which helped me......
From this point of view, Du Jingsheng should have also been killed by Ding Ding on the High Heaven Plain.
Thinking of all this, I smiled secretly, and in the future, my Tianyi Sect finally had hidden force. Han Yuliang's intelligence network and Ding Ding's skills, it is really not difficult to assassinate a few people. Moreover, with Fairy Chang'e in hand, are you afraid that Ding Ding will not obediently obey my orders?
This can be there!
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When I came out of Han Yuliang's house, it was already late at night. There are few pedestrians on the road, and it seems that there is little hope of reclaiming the soul tonight. After Han Yuliang's fright, I chose to move my soul more carefully, and my appearance can be appropriately reduced, but sexuality-orientation-orientation must not be messed with......
After three nights of life, I am still a lonely ghost. "Fate" is really hard to find...... I decided to leave Huhai and try my luck in Hengdian, maybe the boundary of Huhai does not match me......
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As soon as I arrived in Hengdian, I remembered a person.
I have always suspected that he crossed over from China like me, and I took this opportunity to find out what he was all about.
I "snorted" like a gust of wind and walked into the dwelling of the word......
That's not right...... How weird does this feel......
"Yi Dong, are you here?" said a voice in my head.
it!
Wait! Something doesn't feel right...... The tone of the words was strange, as if they were waiting for me......
"How do you know it's me?" I asked, confused.
"Alas, there's a guy named God who gives me dreams every day, do you think I don't know?". Yan replied helplessly.
"Now that you understand, it's easy to do. I relaxed, "You cooperate, go out first, I'll send you to heaven to live a fairy life." ”
"Alas, I want to too, but ......" Yan Buji sighed and said, "God said that you are exhausted, let me take over your class and continue to complete the great cause." ”
"This ...... What does this mean?" I panicked.
This means that you will rest first, and I will continue to complete the arduous task of establishing a church and preaching. Yan Buji then explained: "God said: You have become a wandering spirit, there is no place in heaven and earth, and after a few days, your soul will be gone. But you have both merit and hard work, and God can't watch your cup openly, so I arranged for you to live in my body first, and when the great cause is completed, I will naturally be able to completely resurrect you and reunite your family. ”
"Damn! this ...... This is so special...... "I stammered, and my mind was in turmoil.
"There's no way around it, who made you so unlucky...... Die, just die, but it's still so dead that there is not even a scum left...... I don't want to do that either......" Yan Buji said as he got dressed.
I looked in the mirror through my unconventional eyes...... The words in the mirror are unexpectedly ...... It turned out to be exactly what I was......
"Yes, let's discuss. I persuaded, "Either you rest and rest, I'll take control of your body and continue to do things." By the time it was done, we both had the first credit. What do you think?"
"I want to sit back and enjoy it......" Yan Buji continued, "But unfortunately, you can't control my body, and I'm afraid that you will destroy my body too...... At that time, who are we going to cry to......"
"No, I will be careful in the future, and there will be no accidents. "I tried to control my movements, but it didn't work.
"Don't bother, it's God's arrangement. God has arranged the biggest, you and I can't do anything. "You can live in peace, I will do my best to complete my mission so that you can be reunited with your family." ”
I gave up my efforts and asked, "Where are you going so late?"
Yan Buji smiled slightly, "You said I went to find Liu Ruoxi first...... Or go back to Heaven to comfort and comfort Fairy Chang'e?"
"You have no words...... You can't do that!"
...... (To be continued.) )