The 194th round: I met a monk and deceived myself into eating and drinking
Bai Qixing went down to Emei alone, where to go to find the lost dart and Tong Dashan, which made it difficult for him, and he had never set foot in the rivers and lakes, so he was cautious everywhere, and went to the crowded inn restaurant for dinner.
When he went down the mountain, the palace was not stolen, so where to eat people talked about the most is the short matter of the parents, businessmen discuss business, literati and ink writers talk about poetry and fu, and he is a knowledgeable person, don't look at Wudang and Emei to talk and laugh with people, people are very familiar, but that is because he was born in Emei since he was a child, and he learned the art in Wudang, and he is in contact with the people around him, and he is the second young master of the general gate, who sees him is polite, even his ancestors and uncles talk to him and are pleasant, even in Wudang Qingyun View, those brothers and sisters have a lot of respect for him, and dare not offend easily, so that he is arrogantAlthough he is very kind to people, he doesn't like to talk to people, and he doesn't like to inquire about other people's affairs, so it is more troublesome for him to inquire about things.
Every time he goes to a place, he first finds a restaurant to sit down, and after ordering good food, he begins to give people faces, see which table of people is like the Green Forest people, which table is not like it, you think this person looks different, good or bad will not be written on the face, the Green Forest people can't see it, but he is good, look at it one by one, look at this like, that one like, and then come back to see this and not like, that is not like, he looks back and forth at people, I don't know and think he has a problem, and I don't care about him, and I turn my back on my face.
But some of them didn't do it, and when they looked at him, they glared and scolded: "What do you see, haven't you seen it." β
And Bai Qixing didn't want to make trouble, so he hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." He lowered his head and looked at the others again.
He searched for more than ten days, no one asked, just listened to people talking across the table, how could he get the news, but coincidentally, he was sitting in a restaurant on this day, at this time he had not yet arrived at the meal, and there were few guests in the building, he looked at everyone who was eating, listened to their conversation, and wanted to find out the whereabouts of the lost dart and Tong Dashan, but who do you think would talk about this, and at this moment, I suddenly heard footsteps on the stairs, the voice was not a person, and I saw two people in a short time, which attracted Bai Qixing's attention, not only him, but everyone in the building was attractedγ
I saw the two people who came up, the first one was round and big-eared, six feet tall, wearing a monk's robe, a pudding on the left and a pudding on the right, the pudding fell on the pudding, and it was not easy to wear, open belly, fat and round, and then look at his long round head and round brain, eyes and nose round, no eyebrows, big mouth and happy to open, no beard under the sea, really similar to a Maitreya Buddha, and carrying a large pocket of yellow cloth on his back, this pocket is out of number, at least it can hold a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child, the pocket is bulging, and I don't know what to contain.
This fat monk is followed by a dirty old Taoist, this old Taoist body is also six feet, hooked back monkey waist, and one shoulder obliquely and one shoulder shrugged, he wears a collapsed nine-beam road crown, almost did not cover his eyes, wearing a broken Taoist robe, this robe is better, this hole is broken, that missing a corner, the broken place is not repaired, the white socks worn have become gray cloth, the cloud shoes are exposed toes, and then look at the face, shovel the moon face, collapsed eyebrows and small eyes, flat nose bridge, monkey pout, and the beard under the sea are sticky.
The monk walked upstairs together, and the shopkeeper saw that he was gone, so he hurriedly ran upstairs, stopped them, and said, "Hey, hey, hey, where do you ask for food, how did you turn around, you ran up, go, go, go, let me out, go out, it's really unlucky." As he spoke, he hurried out.
The old man screamed in a strange voice: "Hey, it's really a dog's eye to look at people, what's wrong with us asking for food, we can't go to the restaurant to drink if we want to eat?!"
The guy was happy and said, "Who won't let you drink, but you have to inquire about the place when you drink, is this where you came, can you afford to eat here?!"
"Whoa. The old man said to the monk: "This kid still looks down on people, take it out and show it to him." The monk smiled and put down the cloth bag, opened it and reached out to touch the cloth bag, touched it for a long time and pulled it out, but he didn't expect to take out the silver ingot, and smiled in front of the guy: "Look, this can always be eaten." β
When the guy saw it, he immediately became smiling, and said, "Hey, I didn't see it, you two are rich masters, so please do it." β
They were talking, Bai Qixing kept staring, the guy went inside, the big monk and the old Taoist walked to the building, they walked and looked for the seat, but as soon as they looked for it, they saw Bai Qixing, the old Taoist saw that he was looking at himself, and immediately glanced at the big monk, and the two walked to Bai Qixing's table, and the old Taoist squinted at Bai Qixing and said: "Little brother, what are you looking at us, don't you know us?!"
Bai Qixing has been literate and hyphenated since he was a child, and he is angry, although he is arrogant, he can never offend anyone, so when he saw Lao Dao talking to him, he was busy bowing, and he hugged his fists and said: "The two seniors, I don't know the two of them, I'm just looking for someone." β
Hearing this, Lao Dao stepped on his leg, patted his leg and said, "You are right to find someone, we are here to wait for someone to find it." He said that the monk was not polite, and he came to Bai Qixing and sat down with his ass, and the old Taoist also sat down with his legs still on the stool.
Bai Qixing was stunned for a moment, the boss in his heart was not happy, and said secretly: I really don't know each other, I don't know each other and still sit here with me. But he thought so in his heart, he didn't show it, he nodded and smiled at the two, and then the guy came over, and he was also puzzled for a while, and asked, "You know?!"
Lao Dao: "Oh, I didn't know each other, but now I know, he is our little brother." He glanced at the few dishes ordered by Bai Qixing, and said happily: "Little brother, you eat so shabby, since we have known each other, let's treat you to a meal." Saying that, he said to the guy again: "Xiao Er, remove these cold sauerkraut, serve eighteen good dishes, eighteen jars of good wine, all of them must be good, not good wine and good dishes, I don't give money." β
The guy said happily in his heart that he wanted so much that you can eat, but when he thought about it, what do I care about, I am afraid that people will not be able to spend money to open a store, so the guy said happily: "Okay, this is for you." As he spoke, he removed all the dishes ordered by Bai Qixing.
Bai Qixing wanted to stop it when he saw it, but when he thought that these two had said so, wouldn't it be a shame to stop it again, so he didn't squeak.
After a while, the guy served the wine and food, Bai Qi said a request, and before he could move the chopsticks, he moved his hand, they didn't use chopsticks, they reached out to grab what it was, and after grabbing it, they stuffed it into their mouths, not too hot or ugly, Bai Qixing frowned when he saw it, and he lost his appetite, so he put down the dishes and chopsticks.
The two of them ate and drank for a while, as if they were hungry ghosts, and they ate a mess of cups and plates in a moment, and after they were full, they patted their stomachs, burped a few times, and said to the old man: "Monk, what should I do if I haven't eaten so much?!"
Bai Qixing took a look, didn't they, they ate fiercely, and there were many dishes to order, although they had all been eaten, but there were still most of the left, the monk Yile carried the cloth bag to the table, reached out and grabbed the dishes and poured them into the bag, and then shouted: "Another pot of rice, I want a big pot." β
The guy was not happy to see it, and said that you are still eating with you, you really have never seen the world, but people have money, and he can't say anything, so he immediately went downstairs and brought a big pot of rice up, and the monk was not ambiguous, and poured the big pot of rice into the bag.
Everything was done, the monk put away his pocket, stood up and left, and Lao Dao also stood up and said to Bai Qi: "The young man will have a period later." β
The guy who was still happy took a look, no, suddenly he came to his senses, rushed forward in one step, came to the staircase, stopped the old Taoist and the monk and said, "The two accounts have not been settled yet?!"
The old Taoist and the monk were stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Account?!What account, where do we owe you an account?!"
When the guy heard this, he immediately became angry, and he clasped his arms and drank: "Okay, it turns out that you are here to eat white food, don't think about leaving today!!"