Chapter 352: The Pull of the Pit Daddy

"Where am I unscrupulous?" Feng casually looked at Cheng Qianqian with a pair of pitiful eyes, and there was a sign of tears!

He looked a little choked in a voice that was about to cry, and pointed to his limping left foot and said, "Look, in order to help you, and Xiao Zhou found Shen Feng, a guy who doesn't know whether to live or die, but even his legs were discounted, is this how you treat a disabled person?"

"Well, I don't know if it's alive or dead?????? Shen Feng was speechless, thinking about himself and the dragon girl Ao Yu, the two of them actually entered the sea of blood and wanted to kill others, thinking about it, they were really a little stupid and naΓ―ve, if it weren't for the wind to come to the rescue at will, Shen Feng and Ao Yu would have to take off a layer of skin even if they didn't die. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Thinking of this, Shen Feng couldn't help but let go of Zhou Qi in his arms, and wanted to turn around and support Feng casually. But who knows, Zhou Qi grabbed him with one hand and shook his head with a smile.

"Master, you have a disability, it seems that I have known you since I knew you!" Cheng Qianqian was speechless, and her left foot pointed at the wind and looked even weaker, "Also, you were lame yesterday, didn't you have your right leg, why did you change to the left side today?"

"Ah, is it on the right?"

Feng was stunned for a moment, then looked at the serious mouse on the side, and the mouse nodded affirmatively. The wind immediately turned his body crooked, and his left foot stood up straight in an instant, while at the same time, his right foot was bent down, and he looked completely powerless, and he took a step and dragged a step on the ground.

"Well, it's lame on the right again!"

Shen Feng was dumbfounded, looking at Feng's casual gaze, he couldn't help but deepen his admiration a little, his thumb was raised, and he exclaimed at Feng casually and sincerely, "Uncle Feng, you are a master, the younger brother used to think that he was the master of the game world, and after seeing Uncle Feng today, the younger brother knew, uh, how did that sentence come about, oh yes, there are mountains outside the mountains, outside the mountains outside the mountains, there are still mountains!"

"Go, go, little hairy boy, I'm an old guy who has lived for I don't know how many years, where do I dare to pretend to be tender and let people call me uncle. Although Feng said this casually, the look of smugness on his face, raising his head and looking at Cheng Qianqian with a proud look of two hundred and fifty or eighty thousand, betrayed him deeply, Shen Feng's words were actually very useful to him.

"But don't say it, Uncle Feng, I think if you turn a little more when you walk, you will be even more godlike, well, you are very godlike now, but you are still a little short of the kind of fake that is enough to deceive anyone. ”

Shen Feng seemed to be interested, not only did he not stand on Cheng Qianqian's side, but walked to Feng's side casually and studied and discussed it seriously.

"Is that so, is that so?"

The wind is also free and energetic, and it is really at Shen Feng's suggestion that he keeps practicing around Shen Feng in circles!

The two of them practiced as if no one was around, completely ignoring Cheng Qianqian who looked like she was about to faint. Zhou Qi was more sensible, knowing that Shen Feng would not be untargeted, so he consciously pulled Cheng Qianqian aside, and asked Xia Yao to go to the wooden building to take out tea and pastries, put down the seat, and watched back and forth on the side to constantly practice how to be more like a cripple two, two masters!

"Today is considered to have met a bosom friend, come, Shen Feng, I have been thinking about it, should I use a cane to look more, more like a little?" Feng said casually, casually cutting off a coconut tree a few feet away in the air, and when the main trunk flew over, the five fingers on the palm of Feng Random swayed again and again, sometimes grasping and playing, sometimes rhythmically playing, as if playing the piano.

Shen Feng turned his head to look at the main trunk of the coconut tree, and saw that the main trunk was constantly changing in the air. It wasn't the kind of change that a cultivator had transformed, but it was as if there were a few invisible craftsmen who were constantly working on that trunk with invisible skillful hands!

Shen Feng calculated, in a short distance of less than three zhang, the main trunk was cut off from being cut off to flying over the wind at will, and in less than a minute, it had been cut from a trunk as thick as a sea bowl into a crutch with a head and feet just right, and what was even more contrary to the sky was that Shen Feng clearly saw that on the crutch, the image of a hovering dragon was also carved, and above the dragon's head, four words were written!

The first god crutch!

Shen Feng's heart shook and exclaimed, "With such a subtle and flexible control, my current situation, even if I practice for another hundred years and a thousand years, it is impossible to achieve it!"

"Look, doesn't that look like this?"

Different from Shen Feng's shock, the wind looked really casual at will, holding the crutch, he limped up, the crutch was in his hand, it seemed to be very difficult to support his crooked body, every step he took, the crutch in his hand had to shake a few times, holding the crutch on the arm, the muscles were exposed, as if he had to work very hard to stabilize his body.

"Enn!" Shen Feng touched the stubble on his chin with one hand, frowned and analyzed, "Uncle, you seem to be too professional like this." ”

"Professional?" Feng was stunned casually. Shen Feng immediately explained, "It's too similar." ”

"Oh, professional, haha, I like this word," Feng laughed casually, and then said to Shen Feng in confusion, "Isn't it more alike, the more you can deceive people? Only in this way can I cheat some wine money and drink when I have no money, hey, now the world is difficult, and it is not easy to eat together, if you want to drink occasionally, you have to find other ways to earn silver taels in order to enjoy it." ”

"Ah, uncle, are you just for the wine money?" Shen Feng said in surprise.

Feng casually shook his head and said, "Don't tell me how much money to give me, or how much wine to give me, I don't like that kind of food for nothing, I want to use my hard work, but I deceive those well-wishers of alms, so the wine I buy is the most flavorful, quack!"

As the wind spoke casually, he couldn't help but move his tongue, as if he had already drunk the kind of wine he was talking about.

"Of course I didn't mean that," Shen Feng waved his hand and said, "How can such a non-technical thing be worthy of the identity of a master like you, uncle, as a real master, aren't they all like you, uncle, hidden in the market, seemingly ordinary, but occasionally revealed, can make the world's position recited into a myth." Even occasionally fancy one or two good qualifications, honest, helpful, like me, three good young people, may teach one or two unique skills at any time, come without a shadow, go without a trace, unrestrained, do whatever you want, be happy when you are happy, and find happiness if you are not happy, this kind of life is what a master like uncle should have, isn't it?"

"Mouse, are you right?" Shen Feng said, and asked the mouse on the side, how dare the mouse say no, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Shen Feng nodded at the mouse with satisfaction, then turned his head to the wind and said casually, "You see, the audience around me agrees with my statement." ”

Feng casually showed a yearning look, as if he was really infected by Shen Feng, and nodded as Shen Feng asked.

"And if you want to be a successful pretender, sometimes, the more you pretend to be too similar, the more you can't get the mercy of others," Shen Feng nodded and commented, "According to me, crutches or something, try not to do it, in this way, you will look weak in the crowd, and you can even fall to the ground with the help of the light touch of others, and then directly play tricks, first threaten him to take you to the hospital, oh no, go to the doctor, and then tactfully want to ask for money casually?????? !”

Shen Feng kept making suggestions, and scared Cheng Qianqian, who was drinking tea on the side, into a mouthful of hot tea, especially in the end, Cheng Qianqian almost couldn't help but want to go over and seal Shen Feng's mouth, even Zhou Qi was helpless, Xia Yao behind her looked at Shen Feng with a monster-like look, and the mouse was a completely obedient worship, and she no longer knew the blindness of the world.

Shen Feng said casually to the wind.

"Even even, a master like Uncle Yifeng, your body is already immortal, if you really have no choice, you can also take a knife and cut off your legs, and then climb all the way down the street, tie a rope around your waist, drag a big basin, let those well-wishers throw money and silver at you, and make sure that a street comes down, and you will fill it with a pot!"

Shen Feng thought of all kinds of deceptions he had seen on the earth before, all kinds of unconscionable conscience, and said them one by one, and the wind said that his eyes were as bright as electric lights, and he couldn't help but have the urge to try it immediately.

In the end, Shen Feng concluded, "But no matter how clever your deception skills are, no matter how good your makeup is, you can never do without a root, without that root, everything is nonsense!"

"What's the fundamental, say it quickly!" Feng Random has been completely hung up, and he is impatiently urging.

"This is fundamental, it's people, that's right, there are a lot of people, many, many people who will be deceived by you!" Shen Feng looked at the wind and nodded in casual agreement, finally showed his fox tail, and said with a smile, " No, our Tiger Head City in Far East Shenzhou is the largest city in the Far East, with countless populations and simple folk customs, especially under the infection of my kind and simple city lord, they are all very stupid, oh no, it is very simple, according to me, Tiger Head City is a place where you must always go, and where you want to stay, if you don't deceive the people of the whole city, it is not considered a success! ”

"Poof~!Your sister!"

Even though she had made enough preparations, Cheng Qianqian couldn't help but squirt again, she stood up directly and shouted to Shen Feng, "Helper, you are cheating on you, not to mention how many fixed populations there are in Hutou City, hundreds of millions are not impossible, and Hutou City, as the largest city in the Far East, has countless people coming and going every day, you have to deceive all the people in Hutou City, isn't this to let my master stay in Hutou City for eternity?"

"You little butt kid, how can you understand, while playing in the mud and sand. Shen Feng waved his hand, ignored Cheng Qianqian, and said seriously to the wind, "Uncle, how are you doing?"

Feng casually basically didn't want to think about it, and pecked at the rice like a mouse, "Go, why don't you go, let's go, let's go now!"