Sixth, seventy, zero, and cute, I'll come to you when I learn to come

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Tang Sen said with a straight face: "Hey, don't rub on me, the monster has to look like a monster, give me a little fierce, come and bite me, otherwise how can I defeat you and pretend to be forced?"

"Biting?" Yutu's face turned red, and he was even more reluctant to raise his head buried in Tang Sen's arms, and said in a low voice: "Bit...... This kind of advanced learning,I haven't learned it yet.,Last night I wanted to watch a DVD with my master to learn.,But the content of the DVD is wrong.,It's all some nameless shots.。 ”

Townwend: "......"

"The most infamous thing is you! It's not a DVD!" "Tang Sen Khan: "I'm asking you to bite me! I'm not asking you to bite me!"

Yutu said mischievously: "I actually said the word twice, Mr. Tang is so bad, people only have one mouth, and they can't bite two times at the same time." Why don't you call my master along?"

Townwend: "......"

So, don't think about reasoning with an unreliable girl, who is usually unreasonable.

Tang Sen said frantically: "Hey, hey, what's the matter with you monster? ”

"People aren't monsters. The Jade Rabbit Jing blinked, and suddenly with a bang, she eliminated the art of change, and no longer became a princess, but changed back to her usual female appearance of the Jade Rabbit, looked at Tang Sen with watery eyes and said, "Mr. Tang doesn't know me?"

Tang Sen looked at her carefully, this girl is very beautiful, her eyes are big, her figure is passable, and she can be regarded as a middle-class posture, but she has really never seen this appearance.

"The devil knows you. ”

"Uh......h Mr. Tang is really bad-hearted, he is a rabbit. ”

"I know a lot of rabbits, and they all look the same, and God knows which one you are. Tang Sen said angrily, in fact, he has seen a lot of rabbit spirits, in Huangfengling when he saw a rabbit girl dressed as a rabbit girl, and then along the way, each big monster basically has rabbit spirits, not long ago I also saw tricky and weird and weird, here a rabbit came out and insisted on admitting himself, I feel that Yali Mountain is big.

Jade Rabbit said pitifully: "People used to be a very distinctive rabbit, no matter how many rabbits I threw in, I would always be recognized at a glance." It's just that after some efforts recently, I lost weight, and the results ...... As a result, it became a featureless rabbit. ”

Weight loss When Tang Sen heard this, he immediately sweated profusely, and quickly looked at it again, I wiped it, and I recognized it this time, this Nima...... Isn't this the rabbit of Fairy Chang'e? It's just that the last time I saw her, she looked like a ball, but now she has become bumpy and feminine.

Tang Sen felt a little dizzy, Nima, a woman is really terrible to lose weight, even more terrifying than the world's most advanced disguise technique, this Nima is no longer the rabbit he was at all, and has completely become another person.

Tang Sen said with a smile: "I said Jade Rabbit girl, what are you doing? Where did you get the real princess?"

Yutu said: "The real princess was locked up in a small cellar by me, don't worry, there is food, drink and a computer to play, she will be fine, but my master, now I am lost in this huge labyrinth, Mr. Tang go and save her." Oh no, Mr. Tang should be lost too...... Woo...... What to do?"

Okay, dig a maze and hook yourself and the master into the rabbit, this is the world, Tang Sen smiled: "Don't worry, I haven't lost, I have already figured out more than half of this maze." Let's ask where your master is. ”

He picked up the mobile phone that the rabbit had dropped on the ground, redialed Chang'e's number, and Chang'e's anxious voice soon came from the other side: "Yutu, why did the phone suddenly disconnect just now? Are you okay? You must be fine, otherwise I ...... Woo...... What should I do?"

Saying that, Chang'e was about to cry again.

Tang Sen hurriedly said: "Miss Chang'e, don't cry, I'm here." ”

"Ah, it's Mr. Tang. Chang'e was immediately overjoyed: "It's so good to hear your voice at this time, hey, why are you using Yutu's mobile phone to call me?"

Tang Sen said: "I picked up the lost rabbit, and now I'm going to pick you up! Describe your current location, oh no, you shouldn't know where you are, you can tell me about the nearby passage." ”

Chang'e said with a crying voice: "I am walking in a very long, only half a person high, bending over and walking, it is so hard, there are four forks in front of this passage, and there are three forks in the back, these forks seem to be connected to each other, I turned around, and returned to the same place three times in a row." ”

Tang Sen silently went through the maze diagram in his memory, and soon determined that there were four locations that might be where Chang'e was staying now, and he smiled: "Miss Chang'e, you stay where you are now, don't move, I'm here to find you, remember not to move, otherwise I won't be able to find you if you walk around when I'm looking for you." ”

Chang'e said, "Okay, I won't move! I'll wait for you to come." ”

Tang Sen took Yutu's hand: "Let's go, let's go find Miss Chang'e." ”

Yutu said a little suspiciously: "Mr. Tang, can you determine where she is based on the little information that the master just provided?"

"I'm not sure, but I already have a general direction, and if I look for a few more possible places, I'll definitely find her. ”

"You're so good at walking the maze?" Yutu couldn't believe it.

"It's not great, but my mom would be even better. She's the real game nerd, I'm just a pseudo-nerd. Townsend laughed.

When Jade Rabbit saw Tang Sen walking in the complex labyrinth, as if he were walking in his own backyard, he walked to a three-way crossing, or a four-way crossing, and Tang Sen would not hesitate to raise his feet and walk into one of the roads, as if he knew exactly where he was going, but Jade Rabbit was full of paste, and he couldn't figure out where he was at all.

I don't know how long I walked, in short, the Jade Rabbit followed completely in a daze, and finally, the two entered a long passage, this passage is only half a person high, and you have to bend down to walk in, and there is a slender black shadow sitting on the ground in the middle of the passage.

At this time, Fairy Chang'e looked very embarrassed, a beautiful costume dress was already tattered, and there was still some dirty black mud on her face, maybe it was pasted when she drilled some small hole, and her hair became messy, and the whole person looked a little collapsed.

As soon as Tang Sen stretched out his hand to take it, Fairy Chang'e got into his arms, and then cried loudly: "I thought I would never be able to get out for the rest of my life." ”

"Khan, how can it be so exaggerated, you are a fairy, you can't die anyway, after a long time, you can always find your way out slowly. Townsend comforted softly.

"This is the most terrible thing, if I keep getting lost here, I can't die, I will be lost for 100 million years......" Chang'e's face turned blue: "That's the most terrible thing." ”

It's nonsense, if it takes 100 million years to dig up a piece of mud every day, it would have been dug out a long time ago. Tang Sen thought so in his heart, but he didn't complain about the girl, anyway, the logic of the girl is always different from that of men, and they can't think rationally.

"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll take you out. Tang Sen said: "Then let's talk as we go, what kind of fame are you doing." ”

Tang Sen hugged Chang'e, and also led a jade rabbit, while listening to them explain this time, while turning left and right in the complex maze, not diffuse, not hesitating, bamboo in the chest, it didn't take long for the three of them to walk out of the entrance, at this time the sky was already cloudy, and the sky outside was glowing with a touch of fish belly white.

The three of them stood on the top of Mao Ying Mountain, and the breeze was blowing, which made people feel refreshed.

Chang'e hugged Tang Sen's waist and said: "Mr. Tang, I am to blame for this incident, it was I who wanted to deepen the relationship with you, so I let Yutu engage in these pranks, if you want to blame, blame me." ”

Yutu said: "It's not the master's fault, it's all arranged by me." ”

"Well, I have nothing to blame you for, but you should apologize to them for your actions that have caused a lot of trouble to the real princess and the king. ”

"Well, it will. "Chang'e is a well-informed and good woman, she honestly admits her mistakes, and is ready to apologize to the king and princess. Yutu jumped out a lot, stuck out his tongue, and was very disapproving, but Tang Sen and Chang'e both said so, and she could only accept it.

"That's right, master!" Yutu suddenly whispered: "Mr. Tang asked me to bite him in the maze just now, and he said it twice, meaning that he wanted us to bite him together." ”

"Biting?" Chang'e said strangely: "The bite hurts, why did he ask us to bite him?"

Yutu put his small mouth to Chang'e's ear and whispered, "You fold the bite and take a look." ”

Chang'e thought about it carefully, and snapped it open...... She let out a low snort, and her delicate face instantly flushed. After a while, she calmed down and whispered, "But we won't, we didn't learn anything from the DVD last time...... What can I do?"

"Let's go to Marshal Tianpeng's mansion again. Yutu said: "Anyway, she is traveling with Tang Sen now, she hasn't been back to heaven for a long time, and no one cares about her mansion. ”

Chang'e thought about it carefully, it seemed to be the case. So, she walked to Tang Sen's side shyly, bit his ear and said, "Mr. Tang, although I can't do the request you made now, I will learn it soon, you wait for me, I will come to you in the lower realm when I learn." ”

Tang Sen was full of question marks, what is the situation? What are the requirements I have made? Why do I have to learn to do it? Forget it, there is no reason to talk about these unknown women, just don't ask. (To be continued.) )