"Fatty, look, there's a wild boar bathing in the pool!" I said aloud, pointing to the pool.

"Where, where?" Huang Shulang hurriedly ran over and stretched out his head to look at the waterhole.

I hurriedly kicked Huang Shulang in the ass.

Huang Shulang fell directly like a pig.

"Liar, Master!"

"Bang!"

The water splashed high. I'm not worried that Huang Shulang will drown. The post-90s generation who can't know water in the countryside is really rare. In addition, there is a river not far from Bajiao Village, and it is really rare for men and women in the village to not know how to water. Huang Shulang also said that he ran to the Dama River and hid behind the reef to watch the mother-in-law in the village take a bath.

The water in the waterhole is not shallow, more than a zhang deep, Huang Shulang fell into the water, and it took a while before he surfaced.

Huang Shulang spat out a mouthful of water and shouted: "Master, Master, you just don't want to teach me martial arts, and you can't clean up the portal." I know that you rarely have Teacher Lin as a mother-in-law, but I haven't peeked at Teacher Lin taking a bath. ”

I picked up a big rock and smashed it down. Two meters away from Huang Shulang, it smashed heavily on the water, like a bomb, and the water splashed high. Huang Shulang was startled, and hurriedly swam to the waterhole.

I wanted to jump too, but if I fell into the water, I was afraid that I would be soaked like Huang Shulang. There are a lot of snacks in the bag. The new one, the flashlight, hasn't been used yet. I am afraid that if I am watered, I will be blind.

I can push the coffin open with the Vitality Wind Character, can you use the Vitality Wind Character to send me down?

Thinking of this, I immediately condensed a Yuan Qi Feng word. After resting here for a long time, my vitality has recovered a little. It is just right to condense a vitality wind word. I picked up the black bean, and as soon as my mind moved, the word Yuanqi Feng immediately turned into a small whirlwind, wrapping me, and my body immediately fell in love, and I actually flew!

Most importantly, the whirlwind seemed to be able to pass through my mind, carrying me slowly out of the waterfall, and then slowly flying over the waterhole and then slowly falling. It's just that when I landed, my vitality was depleted. The whirlwind immediately lost control and flew into the trees as a gust of wind. And I immediately fell from the sky with the black beans. pressed heavily on Huang Shulang, who had just climbed ashore.

Huang Shulang just climbed ashore, panting for breath on the shore, and was so pressed by me that he almost lost his breath.

"Hell!" Huang Shulang naturally didn't expect me to come down in such a domineering way, and was scared half to death, almost not **.

I didn't sit still, I flipped to the ground, and the black beans in my hand rolled out all the way, snorting a few times, expressing extreme dissatisfaction with me.

"What's the name of the hell? Get up, it's getting late, we have to go back quickly." Black Bean, you go and call Lao Huang down, let's go back. I gave Black Bean a command, and Black Bean ran away.

Huang Shulang looked at the black beans running with wide eyes, and he was so envious.

"Master, when you're stupid, just give me one of these dogs. Huang Shulang got up, took off his clothes, wrung out the water vigorously, and finally put it on, holding his clothes and pants in his hands, and the skin on his body was extremely white, like a pig walking upright.

"No problem, you behave better, maybe I'll consider it. I thought about it and said.

"Master, let's find all the cheats this time, how can I practice martial arts when I go back?" Huang Shulang said again.

That's a problem. I can't teach my Tao to this elm head at all, I haven't even figured out what's going on, how can I teach Huang Shulang? However, I remembered Xingyi Five Elements Boxing, since Xingyi Five Elements Quan is too difficult, then I can find a not too difficult kind of kung fu to teach Huang Shulang.

"Don't worry, you have your own way. I read the tone of the TV.

Huang Shulang was quite useful, nodded again, and bowed again: "I'll go back to our house and cut a pound of pig's head meat and send it to Master's house." ”

Nima, I can't wait to raise my foot and kick Huang Shulang back into the pool. My peerless martial arts are only one pound of pig's head meat?

When he returned to his yard, Mr. Lin greeted him, "Huang Jingyang, where are the mushrooms you picked?"

This important question was forgotten.

"Don't say it. Huang Shulang, the dead fat man, carried the basket, but he rolled and fell into the pool, and all the mushrooms fell into the pool. "As soon as I saw Mr. Lin, I was a little apprehensive. This is what children with weak hearts look like.

Teacher Lin smiled: "Huang Jingyang, have you forgotten that you always look around when you lie?"

I knew, I knew I couldn't fool this shrewd and beautiful woman. can only hang his head and pretend to be honest.

"Huang Jingyang, hurry up and put away all your tricks. Otherwise, I'll give you stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots today. Teacher Lin threatened.

Clever women learn things so fast that they even learned our specialty, stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots. This bamboo shoot fried meat is not the other bamboo shoot fried meat. When the children in the village make mistakes, their parents' favorite thing to do is to use the branches of the bamboo to teach them a lesson. After the bamboo branches lose their leaves, they may be used to make brooms and can also be used to teach children. The thin branches are very painful to draw on the body, but they will not hurt the bones and will not break the skin. There is no need to worry about the after-effects. And the material is so cheap that it can be seen everywhere. The children in the village grew up eating fried meat with bamboo shoots.

"Mr. Lin, now the bamboo shoots have turned into bamboo. Where can I eat?" I said, laughing.

"Hmph! It seems that someone doesn't shed tears when he doesn't see the coffin. You said you would go out to play, and you tricked me into picking mushrooms. The most hateful thing is that you promised to take me with you. You left me behind. I can't see if I don't clean you up today. "Teacher Lin lifted me up as soon as he could.

I, Huang Jingyang, a cultivator, was actually mentioned by a woman. Do children have no human rights?

My heart was crossed, and I shouted loudly with righteous words: "Grandpa, help!"

The world of adults is not something that I can understand as a cultivator, and my grandfather, who has always regarded me as a treasure, actually helped to abuse me: "Teacher Lin, don't beat with your hands, our peasant children have thick skin, and it hurts your hands." I put a bamboo stick behind the gate. Hit hard. ”

All right. I finally understood that I had picked it up.

Suddenly I felt a cold buttocks, Mr. Lin actually took off my pants, Shi Ke can't be humiliated, if I hadn't seen that she was a woman, I would have been rude to her. But don't think she's a woman, I can't help it.

I turned my head and saw Mr. Lin raising the bamboo stick high, and immediately screamed.

"Ouch mother. It hurts to death. ”

Teacher Lin sneered: "Huang Jingyang, it's early." I haven't dropped my stick yet. ”

When I was stupid, the stick fell, and I screamed in vain.

"Smack!"

"Ouch mother. Mr. Lin, are you really fighting?" It seems that I really offended her this time.

"Do you still think I'm pretending? Huang Jingyang, tell me honestly, where did you go today? I heard from the owner of the commissary that you bought a flashlight and biscuits from him the day before yesterday. You went out today, and you didn't leave until dawn, what are you shining with a flashlight? So much dirt and moss on you. You always say, where did you go?" doesn't you say that your hair is long and your knowledge is short?

How can I, a cultivator, admit it in front of a woman, and I won't admit it even if I am killed.

"I'm going to take a shower at the waterhole. There is a stone cave on the other side of the waterhole, and I heard that there are fish in it. I brought a flashlight. ”

"Smack!"

I was beaten on the ass again, and it was hot, and I greeted many ancestors in my heart who invented the invention of beating people with bamboo sticks.

"Dare to deceive people. If you don't say it, do you think Huang Shulang dares not to say it? I told Huang Shulang's parents today that when you two come back, they will be tried immediately. Later, Huang Shulang will confess, and you will be beaten even more. ”

Mr. Lin made me have no way out. I was silent.

"I know you're going to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain! I just want to hear you tell me honestly. Why do I want you to learn a lesson today? Teacher Lin gave me a few more heavy strokes.

I won't scream anymore. Because I heard Mr. Lin's voice tremble a little. I turned my head and saw that Mr. Lin's eyes were red. She was worried about me. Although I was still young, I could feel the warmth of being cared for.

Teacher Lin threw away the bamboo strip in his hand and pulled my pants up: "Huang Jingyang, let me tell you, if you dare to go to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain in the future, I will break your legs." ”

After this experience, I don't want to venture there again.

"Teacher Lin, I promise not to go. "I drooped my head and honestly lay on Teacher Lin's lap, and I, a cultivator, actually fell asleep on a woman's lap like this. Today is thrilling and exhausting. Although there is still some hot pain in the buttocks, I can also sleep soundly.

When I woke up, it was already night, and my grandfather put the dishes in the rice pot and heated them, and they were still hot when they ate them.

"You kid, when Mr. Lin went to the commissary to buy something, he found out that you had bought a flashlight there. I guess you might go to the main peak of Octagonal Mountain. You don't know how dangerous it is? There are so many people in the archaeological team, and none of them came out alive. You and the fat man are fateful. What if you can't get out?" Grandpa smoked and didn't speak for a long time.

I didn't tell my grandfather and Mr. Lin about the cave, and they didn't ask. And so it passed. Since then, I have become more well-behaved. Looks like a normal child.

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