The second cute, Guanyin's sister's fortune-telling stall
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"Outside the nickname, the first beauty of Imperial Capital University was rejected by Tang Sen!" The gossip women of Imperial Capital University spread the news throughout the school in an instant.
"This is the one hundred and forty-seventh girl that Townsend has rejected, oh my God, what kind of woman does he like?"
"I've heard rejected women say that he only likes otaku, and girls who aren't otaku confess to him only a dead end. ”
"Ahh
It wasn't until the afternoon of the same day that a boy in the same class as Townsend broke the news: "Do you know why Townsend likes otaku? Hahaha! Because he is a man raised by otaku!"
"Ahh
"When his mother was fourteen years old, he secretly ate the forbidden fruit with his father and became pregnant with him...... Unexpectedly, his father was an irresponsible bastard, as soon as he heard that he had a child, he was immediately scared away, and his mother desperately cut off the relationship with his parents, and in the eyes of the whole society, he gave birth to him, and then grew up with hard work...... So, don't look at Townsend 20 years old, his mother is actually only 34 years old this year, super young and pretty...... His mother was once blinded by everyone around her, so she didn't like to go out, and slowly became a super otaku, staying at home all day long, and relying on opening an online store to make money for him to study, which is really not easy......"
"I see, a single-parent family, no wonder he is all-round in housework and does a good job. Then again, his mom is too great. ”
"It's really great, just because he was raised by such a great otaku mother, so since he was a child, he thinks that otaku is the best woman in the world, there is no one! ”
As mentioned above, the deeds of Tang Sen are still spreading in Imperial Capital University...... I don't know how many girls who have a crush on Townsend have broken their hearts and intestines...... No one expected that the most famous school grass in the school, the super handsome guy, and the decathlon Town, was actually not wanted by otaku, which made the girls embarrassed?
Townsend doesn't care what others say about him, he goes to class as usual, takes notes, studies hard, has no time to waste on gossip, he wants to graduate with the best grades, find the best job, and then make a lot of money, so that his mother can live a happy and happy life, and make up for the hardships she has worked so hard to pull herself up in the past 20 years......
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In 2015, Xiniu Hezhou, Lingshan, Da Lei Yin Temple.
"I've finally found it, I've found it!" Manjushri stumbled into the main hall full of gods and Buddhas: "The man asked by Miss Rulai is handsome, handsome, filial, can do housework, cooks good food, and loves otaku the most...... A man who meets all the conditions, I finally found it!"
"Isn't it, can you really find this kind of man?" The gods and Buddhas of the heavens were all stunned, and their mouths opened wide one by one, stuffing a walnut into it was just a piece of cake, and stuffing watermelon was no problem.
"Dongsheng Shenzhou, Tang Kingdom, second-year student of Imperial Capital University, Tang Sen!" Manjushri stretched out his hand and swiped in mid-air, and a mirror appeared out of thin air, and Tang Sen's handsome face was reflected in the mirror.
"Times have changed, if you want to show us what he looks like, you can take a picture with a digital camera and everyone can see it, what kind of mirror spell is used indiscriminately?" The gods and Buddhas fiercely despised Manjushri Bodhisattva, who was behind the times, and added a sentence after contempt: "Earth turtle!"
Manjushri had no choice but to shrink back......
The Buddhas looked at Tang Sen who appeared in the mirror seriously, and after half a sound, they sighed together: "So handsome, I can't look at it directly...... Is such a handsome man really willing to marry a girl from Rulai? I'm afraid it's a little difficult. ”
"It's really difficult, I really can't see where Miss Rulai is worthy of him. ”
"It seems that it is not easy to persuade this man to come all the way to the West to worship the Buddha and ask for marriage......"
"yes, why are people coming?"
"At this time, you can only dispatch Sister Guanyin! With Sister Guanyin's super black belly, she will definitely be able to trick this man into coming to the West to learn scriptures......"
"Seconded, go and ask Sister Guanyin of the South China Sea to ......"
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When the lunch break came, the students began to flock to the cafeteria, and Townsend also picked up the Locks and Locks crisper boxes used for cooking and moved towards the cafeteria with the crowd...... As I walked, I felt that my arm was rubbed, it was a girl from the next class, it seemed that she had inadvertently fallen over, but Tang Sen knew very well that this was another woman who had come to take the opportunity to eat her own tofu.
What kind of bus, downtown area, canteen queue and other crowded places, there will always be girls who rub his body twice with various reasons, for this kind of crazy woman, Tang Sen has long been numb, okay, since you pretended to accidentally fall over, I also pretended not to know.
Tang Sen stretched out his hand, politely supported the girl, and smiled: "Be careful, don't fall." ”
The girl's face was peachy, she shrank aside with satisfaction, biting her best friend's ear and whispering: "I succeeded, I rubbed the handsome guy Tangsen." ”
"Come on, next time I will not only rub him, but also hug him. "My girlfriend has an idea.
"It's a pity that I'm not an otaku, so I can only approach him like this......" The girl's tone was very gloomy.
"You should say it's a pity that you're not a spider spirit, otherwise you'll take him back to the cave to be the husband of the village, hehe. The girlfriend laughed.
Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart, Hey, your voice is too loud, I heard it.
With the crowd coming to the door of the cafeteria, a large group of students surrounded by a large group of students under the shade on the left side of the door, were making noise, as if there was some stall in the demolition promotion, Tang Sen suddenly became interested, he liked the demolition promotion very much, because the conditions at home were not very good, in order to save some money for his mother and reduce the pressure, he usually tried to buy the goods of the demolition promotion, and unconsciously squeezed over.
It's a pity that there is no demolition promotion in the crowd, only a table, a jade bottle is placed on the table, and a poplar branch is inserted in the bottle, and there is a beauty in ancient costume sitting behind the table, with white clothes and white skirts and white veils, about her early twenties, with a holy and dignified appearance, it is simply a fairy sister who flew down to the mortal dust, which makes people unable to take their eyes off.
No wonder there are so many students here, it turns out that they are watching the beauties in ancient costumes!
The eyes of the costume beauty swept over Tang Sen intentionally or unintentionally, and the light in her eyes flashed, but she immediately disappeared and looked away.
She smiled, and said solemnly to the boys who were watching her: "Hello classmates, this girl is Nan Wu Great Compassion and Great Compassion to save the suffering and save the vast inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva, cough cough, the name is too long to call, everyone will affectionately call me Sister Guanyin, today I will appear in the world, set up a fortune-telling stall, and calculate the fortune and fortune for everyone for free, is there anyone to try?"
The crowd of onlookers, including Tang Sen, sweated profusely at the same time, Nima, this woman is so beautiful, but she is a psychopath, what a pity!
Although it has been determined that she is a psychopath, but a beauty is a beauty after all, there will always be a man who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade to come out to play a round for the beauty, a boy separated from the crowd and squeezed to the front of the fortune-telling table, and said with a smile: "Sister Guanyin help me calculate a hexagram, I want to calculate tomorrow's fortune...... I've got you covered, can you give me your penguin number after you've told your fortune?"
The beautiful woman in ancient costume who claimed to be Sister Guanyin pinched her fingers, and then said seriously: "Classmate, you will play a boxed lunch in the cafeteria at 12:8:32 noon tomorrow, and after 1:30 seconds, the boxed lunch will be knocked to the ground, and two seconds later, you will accidentally step on the fried eggplant that overturned on the ground, and after a second, you will fall to the ground and fall unconscious, and after 14:53 seconds, you will be carried to the hospital......"
Sister Guanyin added: "If you want to avoid these bad lucks, hurry up and buy a pair of red candles, a handful of incense sticks, go to the nearest Guanyin temple to burn incense candles and pray to me to ward off disasters, and your wishes will be counted into today's wishing list, and I can help you avoid this calamity when processing the wishing form in batches." ”
Boy: "......"
Onlookers: "......"
Hey, what kind of mess are you? Everyone sweated profusely.
Tang Sen thought to himself: This is a strange woman, I must not be involved with her, I have to flash quickly.
In fact, he was not the only one who thought like this, all the students had the same idea, and with a shout, the students dispersed, leaving only Sister Guanyin sitting alone behind the fortune-telling table.
Sister Guanyin was not annoyed, smiled and muttered: Okay, the net has been cast, just wait for tomorrow to harvest......