Chapter 298: Who Am I Do You Know
Chapter 298 Who Am I Do You Know
"Boss, Xiexie, you ......"
When he was at the headquarters of the Dragon Group, Chen Cai looked at Liu Yi with a guilty face and said, "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have joined the Dragon Group."
"Okay, it's okay, don't take it too seriously. ”
Liu Yi patted Chen Cai's shoulder, "Didn't I also hear that I came here because I could open a lot of money every month, hehehe......"
Long San promised that the members of the dragon group belong to national civil servants, and all of them are complete with five insurances and one housing fund.
Liu Yi has not touched most of the funds of the Red Turban Army, and kept them for the Red Turban Army to make development plans. The little coffers in his hand were all the corners of the Red Turban Army's funds, plus the income from his missions at the Hunter Center.
As long as he can make money and doesn't hurt nature, Liu Yi will do it.
"Or xiexie you...... Boss ......"
Chen Cai thought that Liu Yi said polite words, but he was still very moved and said, "In the future, my life will be given by you boss, if you go east, I will never go west." You're going to beat a dog, and I'm definitely not going to steal chickens. ”
"Damn, don't say it so disgusting, but I want to ask you, where did you get your abilities?"
Liu Yi is still a little curious about Chen Caihuo's ability.
"This ...... Hey hey ......"
Chen Cai suddenly laughed, and his smile was somewhat obscene.
"Damn, what is your answer, hurry up!"
"That...... Boss, in fact, it was like this that day......"
Chen Cai coughed dryly, then looked at no one on the left and right, and then lowered his voice and explained.
"That day...... I'm playing with my friends...... Suddenly a dude popped me up with a video, and I was annoyed, and he said he had something good to show me...... Then I opened the website and found that it was a dancing girl...... Tsk, that little body, that little butt shaking, I was dry at the time...... Subconsciously reach for the water...... As a result, I accidentally spilled the water cup, and then the computer was connected to the electricity, and I died of electricity...... After waking up, that's it. ”
Chen Cai's words made Liu Yi almost spurt blood.
"I'm wiping, are you sure you didn't touch the water when you touched the paper?"
Liu Yi looked at Chen Cai with disdain.
"Boss, I swear, absolutely not, I really want to drink water!"
Chen Cai hurriedly said, "And boss, the main problem is ...... Actually, what I'm best at isn't summoning heroes who masturbate and masturbate...... It's ......"
"But what?"
"It's Plants vs. Zombies......"
"......"
Liu Yi almost spurted blood.
Chen Cai coughed dryly, and then said, "My sister played this game...... I grabbed it halfway to play.,So the game is still hanging......"
"I think it's weird...... You let me digest it......"
Liu Yi covered his forehead and said.
"It's okay, boss, you can digest it slowly, we have time anyway!"
Chen Cai's laugh is called an obscenity.
At this moment, at the door of their waiting room, the delicate cry of the little nurse came.
"Two handsome guys, came out to test. ”
"Let's go. ”
Liu Yi beckoned and said.
"Depressed, obviously I invited the two of us to the dragon group, but I still have to test. ”
Chen Cai pouted and said.
"It's okay, you just get used to it. ”
Liu Yixin said that when he joined the hunter organization, he also had to participate in the assessment, which should be a routine.
"Two handsome guys, this test is actually very simple, you will definitely pass. ”
The little nurse also seemed to be worried that the two of them would think too much, so she comforted on the side, "This is just a formality, even if it is us, we can't directly give you the green light." This kind of thing...... Well, just like taking the civil service exam, even if the director's daughter takes the civil service exam, she has to rely on her own ability!
"Well, I'll admit you have a point. For the sake of the beauty's face, I don't care!"
Chen Cai smiled and nodded, "How do you want to assess?"
Liu Yi sent all kinds of contemptuous glances, this guy simply doesn't want his little bit of discipline! Alas, sadly, there are too few people of insight like himself now!
"It's very simple, handsome guys come with my sister. ”
The little nurse laughed, "Oh yes, my sister's name is Ling Yunxi! Our stupid big guy is the one who can petrify, and his name is Chen Zhenggang." Our captain's name is Ryuzo, well, there are some other members, and I will slowly introduce you to them when the time comes. ”
"Hey...... The others don't care, can I call you Sister Nurse, hehehe......"
Chen Cai smiled at Ling Yunxi obscenely, and Liu Yi covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it directly.
"Yes, little brother......"
Ling Yunxi covered her mouth and laughed.
"I'm not a little brother! I'm going to college in September!"
Chen Cai straightened his chest and said.
"Hee-hee, yes, yes, my little brother is going to grow up, let my sister touch it!"
Ling Yunxi said, reaching out and touching Chen Cai's head a few times.
"Little brother is so good......"
Liu Yi almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, these two living treasures......
It's just a taste of the same!
The three of them made their way through the hallway to a spacious hall.
Ryuzo sat on the side of the hall, and there were a few examiner-looking people sitting next to him.
The old man and the old lady looked at Liu Yi and them with a serious face.
"Little San, these are the two newcomers you pushed?"
An old man pursed his lips and said, "You look young, you don't look good." ”
Liu Yi almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
Long San was actually called Xiao San, haha...... Ariki is so funny!
Long San's face also seemed to be a little unbearable, and he coughed dryly and said, "These two newcomers are still very powerful, and I, Long San, never recommend people indiscriminately." ”
"Let's put on a show. ”
The old man pouted, "Come, perform one." ”
"I'm sorry. ”
Liu Yi looked at the old man a little unhappy, and spoke like an official leader, who should he be!
Lao Tzu is not your subordinate yet, okay?
It's really, unpleasant......
"My liliang is not for acting, but for killing. ”
Liu Yi hugged his arms and said unceremoniously. Damn, I also performed one, when Lao Tzu played monkey, or when I came to participate in the condolence performance in the nursing home.
Long San's face was a little stiff, he didn't expect Liu Yi to speak so directly.
"Bastard, do you know who I am?"
"Whoever you love, what do you care about me!" Liu Yi pouted, this old guy takes himself too seriously.
"Presumptuous! Ryuzo, is this the newcomer you are looking for? He is so rude to me! I want you to arrest him immediately!"
"Old man, believe it or not, I could have killed you easily before he arrested me. ”
Liu Yi didn't know when, and sat on an empty seat next to the old man.
The old man was so furious that he almost fell under his chair.
"You, you, you......"
"Tell you, I joined the dragon group, and I was also invited by Long San! I didn't come here to perform for you, but to defend my family and country. If you have to show me, I'll have to show how to kill you. ”
As he spoke, Liu Yi stretched out a finger and lightly tapped it on the old man's temple.
Poof!
The old man finally couldn't help it and sat on the ground.
"You, you, you......"
"I'm me, what's wrong with me, don't you want me to put on a show?"
Liu Yi laughed.
Liu Yi ...... Don't make a fuss. ”
Yuan Zhenyue happened to come in on the side, and when she saw this scene, she hurriedly said.
This kid is so lawless, even their proctor dares to bully him like this!
"Sister Yuan, does he want me to perform...... I said I wouldn't perform, so don't blame me!"
Liu Yi shrugged his shoulders, looking innocent.
A group of people vomited blood in various ways, this guy is really shameless......
"Okay, okay, we've seen it, your abilities are indeed outstanding......"
The other examiners hurriedly let Liu Yi go, who dared to say anything.
In this place of the Dragon Group, in fact, many agents are very individual. To put it bluntly, this place is almost like a concentration of criminals! The people who exist in this place are very strong! The only thing that can restrain them is a patriotic heart.
"I hope you can use your abilities to defend your homeland!"
A female examiner said nice things, "What about the other little guy...... You...... Would you like to prove your abilities?"
"Okay. ”
Chen Cai nodded, stretched out his hand directly, and summoned a pair of red and tender cherries on the ground.
"Such a pair of tiny cherries!
The examiner, who had been frightened before, was majestic again, glared and said, "We want agents, not fruit farmers!"
"Don't underestimate my pair of cherries, they're amazing!"
Chen Cai hurriedly emphasized.
"I'd like to see what's so great about Cherry!"
As he spoke, the old man walked over to the cherry.
"Ahh
"Why didn't I see the danger, I ......"
Before the old man could finish speaking, the cherry suddenly swelled violently, turning into a large cherry more than a meter in the blink of an eye, and then exploded!
It's like a grenade, but luckily the house is big and the old man is far away!
But even so, the old man's body was swept away by the qi set off by the explosion.
The old man fell directly into a coma, unconscious.
"This ...... I persuaded him......"
Chen Cai tried his best to explain, but looking at the smile on the corner of his mouth, it seemed to be deliberate.
Liu Yi secretly gave his brother a thumbs up, and Chen Cai also winked at Liu Yi.
"Quickly carry the old leader to heal ......"
Long Sanyi waved his hand, and then said excitedly, "Although there was a little accident during the assessment, the abilities of the two of you are still very satisfactory to me! I already knew a lot when I fought before, and now I know a little more." Welcome to the third team of the dragon group, I am your captain Long San, you can directly call me head in the future. ”
"The third team of the dragon group, so we have other squads?"
Liu Yi couldn't help but ask.
"Actually, it's just three teams. ”
Long San smiled, "Three teams divided according to strength...... It can be said that our team is the weakest and the easiest to perform......"
"Rub, we actually got into the weakest team!"
Chen Cai wanted to cry without tears.
"Hey...... So, the two of you should hurry up and improve your strength, your strength has come up, and I can suppress those two guys......"
Long San smiled, and Liu Yi suddenly felt that he seemed to be on a thief ship!