Three, four, three, cute, someone has to deal with her
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen said goodbye to Yu Linglong, and returned to the Basho Cave of Cuiyun Mountain as quickly as possible, thinking that after coming back, he would be able to see the picture of the Bull Demon King having obediently returned to reunite with the Iron Fan Princess, but he didn't expect that there was only a longing Iron Fan Princess standing in front of the Basho Cave, a red child who was bored playing mobile games before, as for the Bull Demon King, the ghost shadow didn't see half of it.
Tang Sen was surprised: "Huh, princess girl, the Bull Demon King hasn't come back yet?"
Princess Iron Fan said: "I'm waiting for you to bring the news back, what's wrong with the stinky husband?"
Tang Sen was inconvenient to tell in detail about all kinds of things he had seen other people taking a bath at Yu Linglong's place, so he had to briefly introduce: "I went to Yu Linglong and told her that the Bull Demon King is a woman, and she has broken up with the Bull Demon King, I saw the Bull Demon King leave her with my own eyes, why haven't you come back to you yet?"
Iron Fan Princess Khan: "How long ago did my stinky husband leave Jilei Mountain?"
Tang Sen thought for a while and said: "The Bull Demon King left before me, after he left, I also chatted with Yu Linglong for a few days, Yu Linglong asked me to bring a message to you, saying that she was sorry for you or something, and planned to write a check to me, of course I confiscated it, and then she asked me to help do something trivial...... "In fact, this little thing is to help Yu Linglong remove all the cameras installed in the bathroom, and it took about two or three hours."
Tang Sen wrenched his fingers and calculated: "The Bull Demon King left Jilei Mountain at least three hours before me, his demon power is much stronger than mine, and his flight speed will be faster in theory, he must have arrived home a long time ago." ”
Princess Iron Fan said, "I'll call his company and ask." After speaking, he took out a mobile phone and dialed the phone.
After a while, a rough voice came from the phone: "This is the headquarters of the Pingtian Great Sage Chivalry Federation, may I ask what you are calling for......? Only you can't think of it. There is no business ...... that we can't do."
Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly: "Secretary Deer, don't talk nonsense, it's me." ”
The voice on the other side was shocked: "Oh, it turned out to be the eldest sister, why do you have time to call?"
Princess Iron Fan said, "Where's my dead ghost husband?"
Secretary Lu said, "Brother Niu hasn't come home yet?" uh...... Oh, I remembered. Today, Brother Niu and the one-horned ghost king of Dongshan have made an appointment to go head-to-head, and he should be busy cleaning up the one-horned ghost king now. ”
"Damn!" Princess Iron Fan was furious: "Don't help him cover up there, he has already gotten off work today, and he went to the junior of the Moyun Villa in Jilei Mountain first, do you dare to lie to me that he is fighting with someone alone?"
Secretary Lu's voice suddenly became embarrassed: "Eldest sister is angry, it turns out that you know everything...... After all, the eldest brother is a man, and it is inevitable that men will play a little bit on the spot, and it is inevitable that those flowers and plants outside will be stained a little bit...... But his heart is still with the eldest sister...... Ahem, oops. Big sister, don't be angry...... Big brother will definitely come home tomorrow......"
The expression on Princess Iron Fan's face darkened: "Don't talk nonsense here, he has obviously left Jilei Mountain now, give me an honest explanation, where is he now?"
Secretary Deer Khan: "Big brother is no longer in Jilei Mountain......?"
"Tell me clearly. The voice of the Iron Fan Princess became extremely gloomy: "If you kid dare to lie to me, I will dismantle you, do you believe it or not?"
Secretary Lu felt that the Yali was very big, and finally had to say obediently: "Cough, eldest sister, you have to be steady." Don't get angry...... In fact...... The eldest brother has a junior fourth...... It's a call girl in the capital of Lisbi, the last time our gang had a meeting. He summoned him to accompany his brothers to drink and have fun, but he didn't expect to fall in love with the call girl, and they got along with each other after coming and going...... Since he didn't go home and wasn't in Jilei Mountain, he probably went to the woman's house to spend the night. ”
"Boom!" the Iron Fan felt like her head was going to explode.
Tang Sen was also sweating next to him: I'll take it, it turns out that the Bull Demon King doesn't just have a junior. There is also a little four.
Princess Iron Fan clutched her chest and slowly sat down on the ground: "It turns out ...... It turns out that I can't even compare to a call girl. ”
Tang Sen thought to himself: I see! When Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King were on the phone before, a charming woman's voice came from the phone, and she also scolded Princess Iron Fan for being a yellow-faced woman, and it was not a good way to hear it. We all thought it was a jade-faced vixen, but after seeing Yu Linglong, we found that she was actually a good girl, and we felt weird at the time, but now the truth is finally revealed. The Bull Demon King actually has a little four, I'll rub it, this woman is powerful enough, so good.
The red boy came over from the side and said: "Mom, I can't even look at it this time, Dad has really gone too far, in this case, don't want this stinky dad, let's not live with him." ”
The Iron Fan Princess was already completely Spartan and stammered speechless.
Tang Sen sighed, helped her up, walked to the banana cave, helped her back to the hall, and lay down on the sofa: "You take it slowly, don't be discouraged...... Let's think about it in the long run!"
"No...... No...... I don't want to live with him anymore. The Iron Fan Princess's eyes wept: "I'm not alive anymore...... I'm going to hang ......."
"Mom, don't cry!" Red Boy comforted softly beside him: "Just find a good man again, it's okay, there are many good men in the world, it's not a pity that we don't want a bad guy like Dad, really, don't be sad at all." Well, what do you think of Brother Towngson? Let's make up the number for ...... moment."
Townwend: "......"
"Mom likes a manly woman, she doesn't like this kind of man. Princess Iron Fan shook her head: "I'll hang myself." ”
"Isn't it okay to let him wear women's clothes?" The red child said with a serious face: "Wearing women's clothes, my mother won't recognize him as a man anyway, so she will make do with it like a woman." ”
"Hey, can this be done?" said Townsend.
"Uh...... This, it seems...... It's okay!" the Iron Fan Princess actually nodded.
The red boy turned around and said to Tang Sen, "What are you waiting for, go and change into women's clothes to comfort my mother, do you want to see my mother hang herself after crying to death?"
"Hey, after crying to death, you're already dead, and you can't hang yourself anymore......"
"That's not the point, the point is to go and change into women's clothes!" said Red Boy fiercely.
"I don't want it, I'm a pure man, a real man, I don't want to wear women's clothes......" Tang Sen screamed.
"Pure masters, real men will watch a lovelorn woman hang herself, and don't you save it?"
"This ......"
Well, the development of things has exceeded the point that Tang Sen can control, and under the eyes of the red boy condemning "seeing death and not saving", Tang Sen had to obediently put on women's clothes and hold the iron fan princess in his arms.
The princess of the iron fan didn't mess around, she was really sad, once she found a little comfort in her soul, she immediately hugged Tang Sen's waist, cried a lot, cried and cried, and fell asleep while crying......
Early the next morning, when Tang Sen woke up, he found that Princess Iron Fan had already woken up, with tears on her face, and she was stunned and did not move, so she leaned on Tang Sen's arms, as if she had become a puppet. Townsend shook her, unresponsive...... I shook her again, but she still didn't respond.
"Hey, don't scare me!"
"Leave me alone, I'm fine...... Princess Iron Fan sighed softly, "I just want to be quiet." ”
"Oh, who is Jingjing?"
“...... Poof......" Princess Iron Fan actually laughed out loud.
Hearing that she could laugh, Townsend knew that her sadness had finally eased.
"Actually, I didn't sleep at all last night. Princess Iron Fan said lightly: "After crying and fainting in your arms, I woke up quickly, and then, I discovered a very amazing thing. ”
"What's the matter?" asked Townsend curiously.
"I ......" her face suddenly turned red: "I know that you are a man, but you are wearing women's clothes to hug me, but I don't reject ...... I...... I'm really a watery woman, obviously I was dumped by my husband, and I can be coquettish in another man's arms right away, I'm really not a good way. ”
Townwend: "......"
"I've figured it out, my husband, oh, no, it's the ex-husband who is a big carrot, and I'm also a water-based flower, a bad woman who doesn't abide by women's morals, it's just half a catty, no one can say anyone...... Even if I use hanging or something to pretend to be sad, I can't hide the fact that I'm watery, and I'm not in a position to condemn him. ”
Townwend: "......"
"I decided to reflect on it, do I really only like women, or have I been lying to myself, in fact, I have been longing for a man's arms for a long time?" she turned her head, faced Tang Sen, and said seriously: "It feels very comfortable in your arms, more comfortable than in my husband's arms...... Perhaps, it is wrong for a woman to marry a woman, and a woman still has to marry a man after all, which is the right way in the world. Maybe my thirst for a man's body has finally awakened. ”
When Tang Sen heard this, he was startled and hurriedly pushed her out of his arms. Damn, your lily is cured, and you're going to be transformed into a normal woman, so I don't dare to hug you anymore......
At this moment, a maid ran in from outside the house and reported loudly: "Your Royal Highness, I have received good news, and you must like to hear it." ”
Princess Iron Fan said curiously: "What good news?"
The maid said: "A small branch of the Reese Jihadist Organization, I don't know from what source I got the news that the king has broken up with Yu Linglong, Yu Linglong has lost the king's backer, and immediately became a fragrant bait in their eyes...... Anyway, the country of Lisbon is in chaos now, the government doesn't care, and no one will stand up for her. ”
Princess Iron Fan frowned slightly: "What kind of good news is this?"
"The jade-faced vixen snatched your husband, the crime is extremely evil, and someone wants to deal with her, of course it's good news. The maid said. (To be continued.) )