In an abandoned well in the palace, a child only thirteen or fourteen years old, wearing a eunuch suit, stood in it, wet and wet, his face was full of depression, and he still chanted the words "Bad luck doesn't bring this!" Girlfriend split legs, got together with his brother, and finally bleed to the Forbidden City to wander around, fantasizing about the feeling of sitting in the harem and rampant in the world. Who would have thought that if you accidentally fell into the well! If you don't fall to your death, you should be in a big disaster, and if you don't die, you will have a blessing, and from then on, the poor hanging silk counterattacked Gao Fushuai, and now? What is annoying is that no one can save him, and he has been pierced by the stone that fell from his head. Judging from the current situation, isn't this a proper entry into the palace, I'm still a little eunuch... Although I, Lei Feng, am not as good as Comrade Lei Feng, a ** soldier, but I'm not bad."

checked the memory of the original owner of this body, according to the situation in the memory, it should be the Qing Dynasty now, this era is the era that Lei Feng hates the most, there is no freedom of speech, complete slavery education, what's the matter, why is it so unlucky. However, in his memory, he was adopted as a godson by an old eunuch named Hai Dafu since he was a child, his name is also Lei Feng, and he is called Xiaofengzi in the palace, so he wants not to be castrated.

Lei Feng felt that his little brother was still there, and said excitedly: "I will be prosperous in the future." Isn't Hai Dafu a supporting role in the Lu Ding Ji, his martial arts are quite high, and he has something to do with the emperor's Lao Tzu, I learned martial arts with him well, and I have a good relationship with the emperor, so I won't have what I want in the future, let us also fall for a while, hehe. Anyway, in his memory, Wei Xiaobao hadn't appeared yet, Lei Feng couldn't help laughing.

Suddenly, a voice appeared: 'Can you not laugh so obscenely, you don't want to think about how to touch it, if you can't get out, you can wait here for death, hahahaha,,,,

"What's the matter" Lei Feng, who was still excited, was immediately stunned, and there was nothing wrong with the two completely opposite feelings.

'Who's talking, where are you'" Lei Feng was startled by the sudden appearance of the voice. However, after being suddenly jumped, Lei Feng returned to normal. As a senior otaku, being nervous is one of the must-haves. The nerves are far tougher than the average person, and it is easy to control yourself.

'I am the result of the seven emotions and six desires of many saints and the wrath of Pangu, who have escaped from the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth. My existence is to cultivate a tool for revenge against many Heavenly Dao Saints, as long as you complete the tasks I don't assign, you can become stronger,' said the mysterious voice

'Why did you choose me?' Lei Feng asked

'No why, anyone can do it, cats and dogs, just bumped into you, it's you, my time is very long, and I don't plan to succeed in any time, just make some trouble for Tiandao, you are not the first, whether it is the last or not, it all depends on your choice. ’

'Can you tell me what happened to you before?' Lei Feng asked, 'Are they all dead?'

'Of course'

'Why?'

'Some of them refuse to complete the task, some fail the mission, and some fall in love with the mission goal'

'What is the task?' Lei Feng asked, 'Is it difficult?'

It's not difficult, it's against the protagonist of the Heavenly Dao. Just like your first task is Wei Xiaobao, just turn him into a ,,,, eunuch, you can call me...... Desires. I can satisfy any of your desires, as long as you complete the task. The selfish desire system said

"It's not difficult, I really want to do it, but you can get me out first!" Lei Feng said. I thought in my heart, it's good to go against Wei Xiaobao and rob his wife, hehe!;

It's easy, as long as you complete the task ,,,,,, shout five times that there is an assassin! Said lust

It's pretty simple. Then I shouted. ’

Lei Feng shouted loudly, 'There are assassins, there are assassins, there are assassins, there are ,,,,,'

Before he finished shouting, he heard a commotion, shouting "catch the assassin" outside, and the gong suddenly sounded, and in a moment the gong sounded in all directions. In a few moments, the mouth of the well was lit by torches. The man above asked, 'Who's there, and where are the Assassins?'

"Selfish desires! This is your bad move, now I go up there to find the assassin, even if I go out, won't I be slaughtered by the people above" Lei Feng scolded; "Are you harming me like this?"

Selfish desire: "It's okay, can't you go out?" Besides, you haven't finished the task yet, you just finished shouting three times, you haven't shouted five times, there are still two sounds, you answer the above questions first, otherwise the people are gone, even if you find the assassin, you can't go up, hahahaha!"

"Whoever is up there, it's the eldest brother, save me first, I'm the righteous son of Gonggong Hai in the imperial dining room, Xiao Fengzi. Lei Feng replied

'It's from the royal dining room, so I'll let him come up first.' One of the guards above said

After a while, a rope was put down on it, and the guard shouted, "You tie the rope around your waist, and we'll pull you up!" Lei Feng tied the rope around his waist and shouted upward, "I'm tied, you can pull it quickly!"

The guards pulled the rope upwards and bared Lei Feng's teeth.

When Lei Feng came up, he saw that the well was in a desolate yard, and now the yard was full of people, all holding torches, and people kept coming outside. Lei Feng thought to himself, it was good luck that the cry just now could be heard.

The guards around kept asking, "Where is the little father-in-law assassin, if not, this is a big crime to disturb the order of the palace, and it is to be beheaded, say it quickly." ”

Lei Feng thought to himself: I fucking know that the assassin is there, but if I don't find an assassin now, I will definitely be torn alive by them, and now I can only pretend to be stupid to complete the task and see what selfish desires say. So he pretended to be scared stupid, and continued to shout "There are assassins, there are assassins, catch the assassins" as if he was scared stupid. At this time, a big man with a big beard and a burly figure came out of the crowd wearing official uniforms different from the guards, grabbed Lei Feng and shouted, "Wake up, where is the assassin? This is a guard who came to the big man and said, "Manager Duo, you let him go first, you are about to strangle him to death, let him take a breath first"

However, in Lei Feng's mind, he was talking to his selfish desires, "Selfish desires, Lao Tzu shouted and played, if you don't solve the matter, I will die" "What are you anxious about, my selfish desires are counted, the assassin is there, it is Mao Eighteen, the owner of this body did not appear in the original book because Hai Dafu left him in the palace when he left him in the palace, he accidentally fell into the well and fell to his death, and Hai Dafu brought Wei Xiaobao and Mao Eighteen with him when he came back, and he didn't have time to look for him, thinking that he would go back by himself, but later his eyes were blinded by poison, and there was only Wei Xiaobao by his side, and he couldn't go to him. Now Mao 18 has just left Hai Dafu, you go to him, if you can't find it, it doesn't matter to me, I'll just find another tool if you die."

At this time, Duolong also put Lei Feng down and asked, "The assassin is there, tell me quickly?"

Lei Feng took a breath and said, "I don't know, I knew that it was a big man, and suddenly came out of the well and pulled me into the well, and asked me where the emperor was, I was afraid, and I told him the residence of Gonggong Hai." He knocked me unconscious and threw me into the well. ”