Forty-sixth Fat Venerable

Lei Feng left Qingliang Temple with Shuang'er, and did not go down the mountain, but walked around the mountain, as if he was looking for something.

After walking more than ten miles on the mountain, a head came to me on the mountain road. This head Tuo is very tall, and the reckless monk is inseparable, but it is surprisingly thin, the abbot of Chengguang is already extremely thin, this head Tuo is half thinner than him, the face is full of skin and bones, and the eyes are deep, it is really like a stiff β–‘ general, this head Tuo is only afraid that it will be four and become one, so it is similar to the line. He had long hair hanging down his shoulders, a brass hoop on his head, and a cloth robe, wide and β–‘β–‘, as if hanging on a hanger.

When Lei Feng saw him like this, he was a little happy in his heart, and immediately greeted him and called, "Fat Venerable, you are finally here, I have been waiting for you for a long time." ”

Shuang'er was a little curious and whispered, "Xianggong, he is obviously so thin, why do you call him Fat Venerable? Do you know him?"

Lei Feng smiled: "He's unlucky! You don't have to worry about it, I'm looking for him." ”

The Fat Venerable asked curiously, "You kid know me, what are you looking for me?"

Lei Feng thought to himself, "This guy really wants what the book says, it's really stupid, but he still has to rely on him to complete the task." ”

Lei Feng smiled and said, "Fat Venerable, I know what you are here for Wutai Mountain. I also know you can't get the job done. Do you believe it?"

The Fat Venerable was shocked. grabbed Lei Feng with both hands, and said in his mouth, "Boy, what do you know." Lei Feng stretched out his fists and struck at the fat venerable's hands, and was shocked back three steps. Lei Feng was shocked and his hands were numb. But he still dodged the hands of the Fat Venerable. The Fat Venerable laughed three times and said, "You kid has very good martial arts, powerful, really powerful." ”

Lei Feng put his numb hands behind his back, and said with a smile, "Fat Venerable, don't worry, my martial arts are not as good as yours, and I can't run away." Besides, I came to you myself, not to harm you, but to save you. ”

The fat Venerable said in disbelief, "Boy, your kung fu is not as good as mine, why do I need you to save me, besides, I am strong in martial arts, who can hurt me?"

Lei Feng shook his head, turned around and took Shuang'er's hand, sat on the stone on the side of the mountain road, and said, "Yes, your martial arts are high, but have you beaten Sect Leader Hong? If you don't do well, can you still get the antidote to the 'Flat Tire and Easy Tendon Pill'? You don't want to try that kind of body elongation again!"

The Fat Venerable was horrified, "Who are you, how do you know what I am, and why do you say I can't complete the task?" ”

Lei Feng smiled, "I know, you are here to arrest people in Qingliang Temple, as for the identity of the person you want to arrest, I also know." But do you know? Hahaha、、、" Lei Feng laughed for a while and said, "With his identity, will there be no one around to protect him? ”

The fat venerable shook his head and said, "I don't know, it's just that the sect leader asked me to arrest a monk, saying that many people have come to arrest him, and I will naturally know when I arrive." Then you say, why can't I arrest him back?"

Lei Feng looked at the Fat Venerable, and shook his head again, "Tsk、、、 Fat Venerable, it's not that I underestimate you, your martial arts are powerful, but can you withstand the siege of the Eighteen Arhats of the Shaolin Temple? Now that the Eighteen Arhats of Shaolin are in Qingliang Temple, do you still think you can complete the task? It is better to cooperate with me, I have a way to avoid this disaster for you, but you have to listen to me. ”

The Fat Venerable thought for a while, walked towards Lei Feng, and said as he walked, "Okay, I'll listen to you, but 、、、" The Fat Venerable suddenly made a move and captured Lei Feng before he finished speaking. A big hand pressed on Lei Feng's shoulder, and Lei Feng's whole body was soft when he boarded, and he couldn't move at all.

Shuang'er shouted: "Let go! The head Tuo stretched out his hand and pressed it to Shuang'er's shoulder, Shuang'er's right shoulder sank to avoid, his index finger stretched out, and he hit his "Tianhuo Acupoint", poof, and clicked. However, the fingers touched like an iron plate, only felt a strange pain in the fingertips, and even the fingers were almost broken, and I couldn't help but cry out "ah", followed by a pain in the shoulder, and was grabbed by the big hand like a tuopu fan.

The fat venerable laughed three times and said, "Your kid's martial arts are also good, very good, really good." Shuang'er flew up his left leg, slammed, and kicked him under the crotch, which was like a kick hitting a big rock, and shouted: "Ouch!" The head said: "The kid is really good at martial arts, it's really powerful." Shuang'er shouted: "Let go, if you don't let go, I'm going to curse." The fat Venerable said: "I am not afraid of you pointing at my acupoints and kicking my thighs, but I am also afraid that you will scold people? ”

Lei Feng was in a cold sweat when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "She's not that person's guard, she's my wife!" As soon as the word "wife" came out, the fat Venerable and Shuang'er were taken aback. Shuang'er's face was flushed. The fat venerable said strangely: "What, what wife?" Lei Feng said angrily, "What, what wife, that's my wife, you let her go, otherwise, we will break up in two, at most you will kill me, but 、、、 the antidote to the 'Flat Tire and Easy Muscle Pill'、、、"

At that time, all monks in the world, such as monks, Taoists, Toutuo, and nuns, had to shave off the front half of their hair. Only then did the fat Venerable smile and said, "Let her go, naturally, but you are going to go up the mountain with me, go and see that Shaolin is the eighteen Arhats, if there is a fake, hehe、、、 " Wei Xiaobao in his left hand, Shuang'er in his right hand, and ran towards the mountain. Lei Feng and the two shouted, but the head of the head ignored it, carrying the two of them straight as nothing, and the feet were extremely fast, and they really went up the mountain like walking on the ground. After a while, we arrived at Qingliang Temple.

At the door of Qingliang Temple, there are seventeen or eighteen old monks, and they look like Shaolin Arhats seen in the back temple of Qingliang Temple. The arhats were not at all curious when they saw the fat Venerable.

An old monk with long eyebrows said in a fit of stone, "Is the master the fat Venerable of Liaodong?"

The Fat Venerable said loudly, "I am the Fat Toutou! Who are you?"

The old monk said: "Lao Qu is Shaolin Guicheng heart, Xizhang Dharma Academy, and the seventeen junior disciples here are all colleagues of the Shaolin Temple Dharma Academy." ”

The fat head said "ah", slowly put down Lei Feng and Shuang'er, and said: "It turns out that the eighteen Arhats of the Dharma Academy of Shaolin Temple have all arrived. I'll beat you alone. Cheng Yihe said: "Everyone has no grievances and no hatred, they are all a sect of Buddhism, how can you say that the word 'hit'? 'Arhat' is a saint in Buddhism, how can I dare to be called this by ordinary people? The two venerables of Liaodong fat and thin, invincible, we have always admired, and it is a great fortune to have the fate to meet today. At this point, the other seventeen monks bowed in unison.

The fat head bowed and returned the salute, and before he straightened up, he asked, "What is the matter with you coming to Wutai Mountain?"

Cheng Xin said: "There is a benefactor on this mountain, and we have some relationship with our Shaolin Temple, so we are here to protect him." ”