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There is only one temple in Lijia Village, and that is the Temple of the Venerable Meditation in the center of the village.

Before the temple was built, there was a shrine made of polished stone next to it, and there was a smiling statue of the God of Wealth.

The villagers out of reverence for the gods, even after the temple of the Venerable was raised, no one dared to move the shrine, but because the great monk in the temple played a real role, there were still people who went to the shrine every year to make offerings, but now they only go to the temple to make incense.

The Li brothers have practiced martial arts since childhood, and their strength is far superior to ordinary people.

Not to mention that in Lijia Village, it is like a king and a hegemon, but it has always had the highest prestige among the younger generation.

Early in the morning, the brothers took more than a dozen young people from the village and carried the newly carved stone statue of the dragon's head into the village.

"Hurry up, don't grind!" Li Dadao roared.

"Yes, boss!" a group of young men dared not to work hard, and pulled the stone statue all the way to the shrine.

"Erma!" Li called the spear.

"What's the boss's command?" a pockmarked young man came running over.

"Thou art nimble with thy hands and feet, and bring a broom and a dustpan and a rag to clean this shrine for me. Remember, it has to be clean, there doesn't need to be a trace of dust, not even a cobweb, do you hear?" said Li Lance solemnly.

"Yes! Finish keeping the boss's order!" Erma ran away and immediately opened up.

"Big head, big head!" Li Dadao roared.

"Yes, boss!" the two-meter-tall young man rushed over, and said with a sound of urns.

"You take someone to get the statue of the God of Wealth in the shrine out of Lao Tzu, and when they finish cleaning the Erma, they will put a big incense burner on me. Li Dadao said

"Yes, Boss!" the young man quickly did.

It didn't take long for the young man with the big head to run back again: "Boss, what should I do now that the stone statue has come out?"

"Throw it away!" Li Dadao said without thinking about it.

"Wait, big brother, this idol is still very useful. Li Changshu came out to stop him and said, "Big head, you lead someone to drop the statue of the God of Wealth in a conspicuous place three meters away from the shrine and aim it at the entrance of the temple." ”

The big head touched the big head and didn't understand, but he still did it.

In a moment, everything was ready, and the group of young men were exhausted and out of breath.

The Li brothers glanced at each other and nodded, and Li Dadao shouted: "Everyone stand in two rows on the left and right for me!"

When a dozen or so young people heard this, they immediately straightened their waists and naturally lined up in two teams.

Li Changshu immediately shouted in a long voice: "Firecrackers are ready, please ask the statue of Hubo...... In--station-"

As soon as the last two of the two young men in the two columns heard this, they immediately picked up firecrackers with bamboo poles and lit them.

Erma said: "Big head, what are the two bosses doing?"

The big-headed urn said angrily: "You still need to ask, please be like a god." ”

Erma: "Where have you ever seen a god like this? And set off firecrackers? This is not a marriage." ”

The big head said: "What do you care about so much, what does the boss say about what we do." ”

The sound of firecrackers sounded, and at the same time, the rest of the young people pulled out from their backs and took out suona and other musical instruments and blew them.

Crackling...... Mi Li's ...... Woowoo......

For a while, this was more lively than getting married, the sound was noisy and noisy, and in such a voice, the statue of Hubo God tied with red silk finally fell into the shrine with a bang.

"What are you doing! How dare you touch the statue of the God of Wealth! This is to be punished!"

Just after the sound of firecrackers and suona ended, several old people in the village came over and shouted, and the scene suddenly quieted down.

When the old people saw the statue of the God of Wealth that was thrown out as garbage, they were even more angry: "You ...... What are you throwing out the statue of the God of Wealth?! This is to anger the gods!"

Three or five old people, you said a word, scolded and accused, and the faces of the rest of the young people in the village were quite embarrassed when they were scolded.

The Li brothers glanced at each other and nodded silently.

Li Dadao walked out directly, shouted in a rough voice, and directly pressed these old men and old ladies: "What is it called! What happened if I threw this statue of the God of Wealth!"

"Li Dadao! On weekdays, you just mess around, but today you threw out the idol, what do you want to do? Do you want to offend the gods and make the drought worse?! Hurry up and put it on me! Don't harm all the people in the village!" The old man's crutches poked the ground hard and spittle.

"Old man, this is your fault. Li Changshu came over from the rear and said: "Now that the great drought is in front of us, it is not only the drought in Lijia Village, but also the surrounding areas, what is it that angers the gods? Besides, even if it is angry now? Look at it, it is the statue of the God of Wealth, can he control the wind and rain?

Li Changlan paused, squinting his eyes and scanning the surroundings.

At this time, because of the big quarrel and the current quarrel, people began to increase, and 200 people from the village of about 300 people had already arrived.

He nodded in his heart, Huo Ran turned around and pointed to the idol in the shrine, and said to everyone present: "Do you know that there is a great drought around Mayfly Town, and only Xiangliu Village, which is the closest to us, is now in good weather! It is because their village worships Hubo, and we are also for everyone's good, and we are uncomfortable to see that everyone has no water to drink! So we went from Xiangliu Village yesterday overnight to invite the statue of Hubo, and then kicked away this God of Wealth who occupies the pit and does not!"

Li Dadao shouted: "Wake up! The God of Wealth doesn't rain!"

I didn't know that it was okay if he didn't say it, but as soon as he said it, the old man jumped out: "Li! Big knife! This statue of the God of Wealth is useless, and your statue of Hu Bo is useful!"

All the villagers present were stunned, pointing at the Li brothers, and accusations came one after another, all of which were foul language and unbearable.

"What the fuck is noisy!"

Suddenly, the tiger roared, suppressed all the noise in the field, and waved his big hand: "Bring me incense! This will rain for you to see! Let me tell you, this statue of the god was specially invited by our brothers, and it is very effective! As long as everyone is sincere enough, it will rain immediately!"

With a wave of their hands, the two brothers first respectfully burned incense to the incense burner in front of the shrine. After finishing up, he turned his head and waved to the back: "You all come over to me to offer incense! Remember to be pious! Be sincere! Don't blame Lao Tzu for being unkind!"

As soon as the Li brothers said what they were so sure of, everyone felt that something was wrong.

Villagers farming, all rely on the weather to eat, the weather is good or bad at a glance, whether it rains or not is not based on eyes?

Looking at the sky, it was really called a blue that day, it was simply a hundred thousand miles of cloudlessness, and everyone secretly exchanged their heads for a while, sneering and shaking their heads: "No wonder these two brothers dare to brag, they are not afraid of the dark." Huh?

As soon as the words fell, there was silence in the room, and then laughter burst out, and the joke was really appropriate.

When the young men were given incense by the brothers and stood in front of the shrine, they heard the two shouting in unison: "There must be three worships to God, and one worship to heaven - heaven." ”

"Two worships - the earth. ”

Li Changshu shouted: "Three worships - God!"

Li Dadao then roared: "Enter!

At this point, even those young people were muttering in their stomachs, they had never heard of worshipping God three times, how could this be more and more like marriage.

"Why isn't this third prostration a husband and wife? Haha, this doesn't make sense!" several villagers shouted in unison.

With so many young people present, it would be fun if it was really a husband and wife.

"So it can rain?"

"Where's the rain?"

Look at this day, don't talk about the rain, thank God for the next bird......

"Hahaha......"

At this moment, a gust of wind rolled in the dust, and swept through the crowd.

Suddenly, it was dark.

"Haha...... Ha...... Huh? What is this?"

With a snap, a drop of coolness hit the face of the smiling villager.

The villager's eyes widened when he looked at it: "Water...... No, yes, it's raining~~ it's raining......"

All laughter came to an abrupt end!

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