Chapter 110: Fruit Platter Conquers the Gods
"Hahaha......" Jingwei made the gods laugh again.
Only then did the Jade Emperor say, "Xiao Jingwei, we have indeed finished eating, or you can ask the kitchen god if there is one, and if there is, we will eat it separately." ”
If Liangchen was here, he would definitely be embarrassed, how could he guess that Jingwei was the illegitimate daughter of the Jade Emperor, but they were obviously not father and daughter.
However, the Jade Emperor is also really good, let people ask the kitchen god, and when they ask, they will share it with you!
Jingwei Ye heard it, it should be that she was late! Death Liangchen, stinky Liangchen, blame you for not telling me earlier, now it's okay, the daylily is cold!
Jingwei pouted, and pulled the beard of the kitchen god, "Old man of the kitchen god, you said, do you have any private collections? Take it out quickly, otherwise Aunt Ben will never spare you!"
"Ouch, my aunt, you can light......" The kitchen god was pulled by his beard, thinking to himself: It's really bad luck to meet you naughty mischievous, I can't hide it if I want to!
So he leaned next to Jingwei's ear, "Jingwei, I actually hid a little, I'll give it to you when I turn around, I'll give it to you, okay?" You let me go first, don't let the Jade Emperor know." ”
"Hahaha, I guessed it, right? You really hid it privately, hurry up and take it out, don't worry, I'm here, the Jade Emperor won't dare to rob me!"
Jingwei didn't care if he was the Jade Emperor or not, he just pulled the kitchen god to ask for delicious food. The kitchen god almost fainted, grandma, you're trying to kill me!
And the Jade Emperor also stumbled, almost fell off the dragon chair, Xiao Jingwei, I don't want to rob you of what you want to eat, but you can at least give me some face, okay?
Seeing that the Jade Emperor didn't say anything, the kitchen god breathed a sigh of relief, and took out the ten and eight skewers of mutton skewers that had been secretly hidden from the Qiankun bag and gave them to Jingwei.
Jingwei was like getting a baby, shouting for Xiao Er to eat together. But compared to Jingwei, Xiao Er is much more honest, and he doesn't dare to be presumptuous in front of the Jade Emperor.
Jingwei looked at the mutton skewer and felt weird, "How can you eat this or raw?"
Wow, no wonder they all have so many bamboo skewers on their tables, it turns out that they have eaten them! But they all eat them raw? Society has regressed?
Sun Wukong turned over with a somersault, stared at the mutton skewers in Jingwei's hand greedily and said, "Little Jingwei, if you divide me with a string, I'll tell you how to eat it." ”
"No, you monkey, you want to lie to me, hmph, I'd better ask the kitchen god to help me. "Jingwei is not stupid, how can Sun Wukong do it if it's so cheap.
"Eh, Xiao Jingwei, let's discuss, semi-serial is not ......" Sun Monkey was reluctant to mutton skewers, and Jingwei refused to change the price reduction.
The gods laughed again and again, and the Jade Emperor was very satisfied with this, the immortals, they have all cultivated to this point, why bother to practice in retreat all day long, walk around more, be happy, learn from mortals, and this heavenly realm can be full of vitality.
The kitchen god was tossed by Jingwei for a while before he finally got out of the sea of suffering. Only then did he say to the Jade Emperor, "Playing the Jade Emperor, the little god has also prepared some fruits after meals, and the gods can eat some fruits to appetize before eating peaches." ”
"Oh, what do you think?" The taste of the mutton skewers still lingered in the taste buds, but the chef said that it was not appropriate to have some fruit? Although it was good to eat some fruit after a meal, they had all tasted the fruits of this heavenly realm, and they were not interested in it for a long time.
Eating peaches is also because it is a fairy fruit, otherwise they would not want to let them get together to eat fruits.
"What kind of water is it? If you eat it regularly, forget it, and go back to eat it. ”
"Yes, I'm tired of eating fruits, and there are only two kinds of fruits in the heavenly realm that can still be eaten, one is a peach, and the other is a peach from Huaguo Mountain. ”
"Oops, it's a pity that the yield of both fruits is not high. ”
"It would be nice if I could eat some of those fruits before the gods, the old man used to travel to the human world, and he could eat whatever he wanted, so much more freely!"
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Obviously, the gods didn't like it. The chef also expected this to be the result, so he didn't want to remain a mystery.
"Jade Emperor, this fruit is also provided by the little fairy who sells sheep, although the quality is a little worse, but most of these fruits are only available in the human world before, we have not eaten it after the immortal is isolated, if the gods miss it, the little god can be on the fruit!"
As soon as the kitchen god said this, the gods exploded again.
"What? And the fruits of the human world? Great, Jade Emperor, the minister thinks he should taste it. ”
"Jade Emperor, the minister also thinks you can taste it. ”
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These great gods are very greedy, they used to be greedy and could go down to earth, but in the heavenly realm, they always don't know that they also planted some, cough cough, but it is impossible for them to let these great gods farm, so now they can't eat anything.
The Jade Emperor also missed it when he heard it, so he immediately asked the kitchen god to serve fruit.
Soon, the fruit platter made by the kitchen god according to Liangchen was brought by the fairy.
As soon as this fruit platter came out, the gods talked about it again. They had seen a lot of fruit, but it was the first time they had seen fruit made like this.
"God of Cooking, why is this fruit cut into small pieces?" the Jade Emperor wondered.
"Back to the Jade Emperor, this is called a fruit platter, cutting the fruit into small pieces is not only easy to eat, but also elegant and dignified to eat, and it looks beautiful. The kitchen god said.
In fact, the most important thing is not this, making a fruit platter is just a gimmick to attract their attention, the most important thing is that the quality of these fruits is not very good, and making a fruit platter, and then processed by the chef, the taste has risen to a level.
Of course, the kitchen god is only shallow processing, and all the fruits still remain authentic, after all, the fruits that the gods have eaten still have some memories, and they will know if the taste is right when they eat it.
"I see! Star Monarch on duty, reward the kitchen god with five thousand spirit stones!" As soon as the Jade Emperor was happy, the kitchen god had another five thousand spirit stones.
The kitchen god was excited, he felt that the spirit stones were about to be received today, this is still secondary, the most important thing is that these gods will get closer to him in the future, and it will be much easier to exchange some things with each other!
Jingwei and Xiao Er were still grilling lamb skewers there, and when they heard that there was a fruit platter, they couldn't help but eat lamb skewers while eating fruit.
Ahem...... As for whether it will have diarrhea, I don't know, people are immortals, willful!
"Well, it tastes good!" the four generals of the Demon Family praised one after another.
"I haven't eaten it for thousands of years, but it still tastes so good, oops, I really miss the days in the human world before!" Taibai Xingjun chewed and closed his eyes as if reminiscing.
"I wanted to eat it a lot back then, but now it's hard to eat a meal!" Erlang God also missed.
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"Oh, I haven't eaten in a long time, but I miss the old days. "The Jade Emperor thought it was the Tao, how could he feel that the current immortals were living so boring?
Hehe, it's just boring, practicing every day, and there is nothing else to do, and there is no entertainment, and repeating the same thing all year round, isn't this equivalent to being imprisoned? Liangchen has grasped this weakness of the gods, so things from the human world can be sold to the heavenly realm.