Tang Linkun simply retreated and slapped the jailer who laughed at him for being abnormal on the back of the head. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Damn, be polite to you, I'm not used to it, you're so cheap. ”

"We're so cheap, can't you do it? What can you do?"

The two jailers laughed, and these days Hai Rui's strict discipline in law enforcement has aroused great disgust among the jailers who are used to it.

"Don't talk nonsense with you, I have to bring someone over quickly, maybe just in time to watch the finale of the stripping and dressing performance. ”

Tang Linkun tried every means to divert the attention of these two people who didn't know what to do, and he didn't know what procedures to go through when he entered the detention area to bring people?

"What? Sangou Jing, what are you talking about? There will be a stripping and dressing dance performance later, damn, this is a big loss. The two jailers looked distressed.

"When did my three dogs lie to you, haha......"

Tang Linkun walked towards the detention area while laughing, and when he passed by the access room, he saw a bucket inside, so he went in in a hurry, picked up a small bamboo tube with water and drank three cans in a row.

Two jailers followed the house......

"Three dog spirits, you son of a bitch, you don't lie for a day, isn't your mouth itchy, can Lord Hai allow law enforcement such as jumping off, clothes and dancing? One of the jailers was skeptical, and he was sure.

"Is it interesting to lie to you? When I passed by the backstage just now, I saw more than a dozen actresses changing their clothes, and that breast...... I've never seen anything this big, three points bigger than your head. ”

Tang Linkun said it matter-of-factly, and reached out to touch the head of a jailer.

When he was in the human world, one year Tang Linkun followed the medical team to the countryside, passed by a township exchange meeting, and saw this kind of vulgar pure sensory performance, and he said it as if it was true based on what he saw and heard that day.

The jailer shrewdly dodged Tang Linkun's flirtatious hand, "Old donkey spirit, we'll take turns to see ...... later."

"Okay! Nepenthes spirit, but I'll go first. ”

Tang Linkun glanced at their eyes and knew that the two jailers wanted to enter and exit the strip next. He threw down the bamboo tube and ran inside.

"Old donkey spirit, pitcher plant, I'll give you ...... when the entry and exit strips come out."

Before Tang Linkun could be happy, a patrol team came to him, and Tang Linkun immediately turned into a fallen leaf, rolling on the ground and sticking to the frozen snow on the side of the road.

After passing through two levels, he finally came to the entrance and exit of the prison.

In that duty room, there were seven or eight figures in the shadow room, and Tang Linkun was in trouble. I thought about all 36 plans...... It is not easy to go to the prison without alarming them.

"After more than 30 orders a day, it makes people angry, and I think he will have to leave if he doesn't stay in law enforcement for long. ”

"He thinks he's still in the human world, and they're all as miserable as he is, and who can stand it. ”

"When I saw his sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, I was sick...... With such a crooked melon and cracked jujube virtue, he is also worthy of being called Qingtian?"

"Why are you talking about some unhappy things, there are a lot of new waves and women in the women's prison, and their appearance is not bad. ”

"Monkey spirit, I think you should simply apply for a transfer to the southern women's prison!"

"Haha, I can't ask for it......"

The sound of conversation and laughter in the duty room came faintly, Tang Linkun heard that they were talking about the new Lord Yuanzun Hai, and immediately thought about it, he imagined the appearance of Hai Rui, and quietly approached the duty room.

Around a large brazier, the seventh and eighth jailers were drinking hot tea and chatting nonsense.

"Hai-sama...... How did you get here. Facing the door of the duty room, one of the jailers hurriedly stood up.

"Lotus root essence, you're very good at pretending to be B, it's a pity that you don't want to be a show! What is the old man Hai doing here with us at night, won't he be looking for you to go to bed?"

"Haha——!"

Several of the other jailers gave a happy YY and laughed uncontrollably.

Tang Linkun coughed lightly twice, and he was in a hurry-

The brazier topple, and the teacups in the hands of the three jailers fell to pieces.

The one who said anything about bedtime poured the hot tea in his hand on the instep of his foot, and the instep of the foot was like someone else's.

"Why don't you say it, I've been listening outside the door for a long time......"

Tang Linkun learned the movements in the opera he had watched, lifted the hem of his robe, and sat down in a big way.

"Lord Hai, isn't it...... We ......"

A few jailers who were still sharp and sharp just now can't even finish their words at this time.

Tang Linkun pointed to the ten rules of the duty room hanging on the wall, "Are these rules hung as decorations? Article 7 is clearly written, when you are on duty, you are not allowed to chat in groups." Did you not see it, or did you see it?"

"Who's the leader? Stand up for me. ”

Tang Linkun scolded sharply.

"Lord Hai, are you in the next ...... My name is Hou Bao. The monkey spirit took a step forward, feeling too close to the sea lord, and took another half step back.

"Did you make a routine inspection of the prison today?"

Tang Linkun began to inspect the work according to the guidelines hanging on the wall.

"Lord Huihai, it's not ...... yet," the monkey spirit replied respectfully.

"Is there a description in this guideline, what time is the inspection? Don't you understand what it means to be irregular?"

Tang Linkun secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw several jailers. No, they have to be kept in a state of high tension. Tang Linkun stood up suddenly, pointed at the monkey spirit with his finger, and said sternly: "You lead the way in front——! wait for me to find a mistake, you are good-looking." ”

"Yes——!"

Tang Linkun saw that the seven jailers all lowered their heads, unable to see through their thoughts, and he was still a little worried in his heart, "Raise your heads for me...... Don't be like your father and mother are dead, give me some spirits. ”

"Yes, yes......"

Tang Linkun swept over the eyes of several jailers, seeing that no one doubted his identity, Tang Linkun saw that the lotus root essence was the most honest one among the several jailers, "Lotus root essence, you stay in the duty room, and the rest come with me." ”

Opening the heavy gate and entering the heavenly prison, relying on the faint light, Tang Linkun saw at a glance that Yu Zhendong and Nan Tianba were locked in an iron cage and were meditating.

"It stinks, Hou Bao, you should clean this prison once a few days. ”

"Returning to Lord Hai, twice a day. ”

"Huh?"

"Once every two days. ”

"Bold, you haven't cleaned up for half a month. Is it so easy to scold me?" Tang Linkun saw the answer from the monkey spirit's eyes, and in order to maintain a high-pressure state and prevent several jailers from having other messy opinions, Tang Linkun pointed out the flaws loudly.

"Clean it up for me immediately, you can stand this stench, I can't stand it...... It's cleaned, and I'll check it later. ”

The five jailers hurriedly picked up brooms and dustpans......

"Remove the collarbone cuffs from both of them and take them to the duty room, I have something to ask. Tang Linkun pinched his nose in his hand, and when he passed by the two senior brothers, he commanded casually.

"Yes——!"

No matter how shrewd the monkey spirit was, he didn't expect that this Lord Hai Rui was fake, seeing that Lord Hai turned his attention to the prisoner, his heart suddenly relaxed a lot, and he took it upon himself to remove the collarbones of Yu Zhendong and Nan Tianba.

"Didn't you two still argue about seeing Lord Yuanzunhai two days ago? This is Lord Haiqing Tianhai, who is famous in the Heavenly Court, working on the spot tonight, if you have any grievances, you can spit it out as soon as possible today. ”

The monkey shrewdly said to Yu Zhendong that he was actually patting Hai Rui's ass.

Yu Zhendong and Nan Tianba were quickly taken to the duty room.

"Hou Bao, you two avoid it and wait at the door. ”

"Yes, Lord Hai!!"

Tang Linkun and the other monkey spirits closed the door and restored their true faces for three or four seconds.

Nan Tianba and Yu Zhendong were overjoyed when they saw that their junior brother had rescued them.

Tang Linkun motioned for them to keep quiet, and said softly: "I'll call them in later, let's do it together." ”

"Hou Bao, lotus root essence, you come in and pour tea. ”

"It's here, Mi-sama!"

Monkey Jing listened to Lord Hai's tone obviously softened a lot, and happily pushed the door in.

Just when the monkey spirit and the lotus root essence poured water, Yu Zhendong and Nan Tianba fucked the small square stool under the buttocks, the sound was not loud, the monkey spirit and the lotus root essence fell headlong, and the two solid wood small square stools were torn apart.

"Senior Brother Yu, Senior Brother Nan, hide them under the bed in the back room, and I'll go and lock the door of the prison. ”

The three brothers turned into three beetles, and flew to the holly tree not far from the access office where the old donkey spirit and pitcher plant spirit were on duty.

"You can't fly around, there's a Skynet hidden everywhere here. I've become a monkey spirit, and you've all become jailers, so let's try not to do it if you can. Tang Linkun turned into a monkey spirit and swaggered towards the door.

"This three-dog spirit, it is really a dog that can't spit out ivory from its mouth, and the two of us are too stupid, how can we easily believe the words of the three-dog spirit?" said the old donkey spirit indignantly.

At the first time when the three dog spirits left, the old donkey spirit couldn't resist the temptation of taking off and dancing, and rushed to the open field to take a look, and asked no less than five people, everyone thought that the old donkey spirit was in heat.

"Wait for the three dogs to come out, and I want him to look good. "The desire and hope of the pitcher plant spirit to be hung up were poured down by a scoop of cold water, and there was an indescribable hatred for the three dog spirits, just like the stripping and dressing performances were canceled by the order of the three dog spirits.

"Hou Bao, aren't you on the night shift?" the old donkey saw the monkey spirit coming over, got up and said hello.

"The three dogs said that there will be a stripping and dressing dance performance, and a few of us will go over and take a look. Tang Linkun forcibly suppressed his nervousness and complicated feelings of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, and replied quite naturally.

", come back! I've just been there, and there's no such show at all. Lord Hai was sitting in the first row......" The old donkey spirit was angry when he talked about this, "Why hasn't the three dog spirits come yet." ”

"Oh, he's going through the formalities, and he'll be right here. I don't like to watch and dance, I like guqin solo......"

Tang Linkun replied as he walked through the door with the two senior brothers.