Fifty-seventh Meng, Huang Fengling

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After resting, Tang Sen and his party continued westward and began to climb over the steep Huangfeng Ridge, the Sanzhi Mountain Range that divides small countries and small countries is indeed troublesome, and there is not even a road, making the mountain like a primeval forest. Zhu Bajie took a nail rake and walked in front, raked away all the messy bushes, and forcibly opened a way.

In such a place, the bicycle could not be used, and the little white dragon turned into a snow-white horse, carrying Townsend up the mountain. This small change didn't matter in the first place, whether it was Tang Sen or Little White Dragon, no one thought much about it.

But Zhu Bajie's middle-aged uncle began to stir in his heart again: "Wow, the little white dragon has become a horse...... It's still so good, it's more powerful to ride than a bike...... Master, is your ass rubbing around on the willow waist of the little white dragon?"

"Foul language! obscene!" Sun Wukong jumped up and kicked Zhu Bajie in the face, kicking her into the ravine.

The little white dragon was so ashamed that he couldn't live, and with a pinch of his hooves threw Tang Sen off, turned back into a human form, and lay on the ground and shed tears sadly.

Tang Sen's ass almost broke off, but now it was more important to comfort the little white dragon, and hurried to her side and said, "Hey, little white dragon girl, don't cry...... Eighth Sister Zhu, that bastard is talking nonsense, what are you doing with her?"

"Uh......h Although what she said was not good, it was the truth...... "The little white dragon lay on the ground and cried: "People can't get married anymore." ”

Tang Sen didn't know how to persuade him for a while, so he rushed to the doctor and said, "Didn't you say last time that you were a wanted criminal and couldn't get married......?" Now the situation is not getting worse, anyway, I can't get married, so I don't need to be sad. ”

"Oh, yes, I can't get married anyway...... That's right...... No one wants it anyway. The little white dragon got up and turned back into a white horse and said: "The broken jar is broken, anyway, it has been in close contact, and it doesn't matter if you touch it a few more times...... The little girl is not talented, she is brave to be a bad girl, and please give me a lot of advice. ”

Townwend: "......"

In fact, you have been exposed to it countless times when you changed your bike, okay? Townsend couldn't complain, turned over and climbed onto the horse again.

He didn't care, anyway, he stepped on a white horse, he couldn't play against a horse, so his heart was open, and he didn't waver at all, but the little white dragon himself shook badly, and as soon as Tang Sen climbed on top of her, she let out a low moan similar to that of a woman being touched by a man: "Ah......"

Townwend: "......"

"Little woman, her legs are a little weak...... I can't seem to walk normally......"

"Then you're still carrying me a fart?" Tang Sen almost lifted the table, jumped off the horse and said, "Change back into human form, and I will carry you instead." ”

The little white dragon shyly and timidly changed back into a human form, and his white clothes were fluttering, but he was extremely beautiful. Tang Sen carried her on his back and held her thighs with both hands, this action is really not intimate for ordinary men and women in the world, but it is too exciting for the little white dragon, the man's hot big hand pressed on her thigh, it was like a flame roasting, with a sigh, lying on Tang Sen's back softly, unable to even move a finger.

"The little girl still doesn't want you to carry it...... Can Sister Wukong carry it?" asked the little white dragon weakly.

Sun Wukong snorted: "My old grandson's height is less than one meter three, is it reliable to carry such a big person as you? You lie on my back, and your feet can step on the ground." ”

That's right!

Eight-sister Zhu crawled out of the ravine, and said with a confused smile: "I'll carry the little white dragon sister." ”

Seeing the ill-intentioned light in Sister Zhu's eyes, Xiao Bailong hurriedly said, "No...... No...... It's still Brother Townsend who recites it. ”

The small episode delayed a lot of time, and finally started to climb the mountain again, and the group climbed the small hill and looked forward, but saw that the front of the mountain was one mountain after another, stretching for hundreds of miles. Tang Sen couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I don't know how much time it will take to get out of this mountain range...... I don't think I can wear it for half a month. ”

"Half a month?" Xiao Bailong was startled: "Mo Mo's little woman has to lie on Brother Tangsen's back for half a month? Men and women can't stand it, how can this kind of thing be done again and again, again and again, if it lasts for half a month, the little woman can't live." ”

"Don't carry you for half a month!" Tang Sen sweated: "If my legs are not weak, let me go down and walk by myself......"

As he was saying this, suddenly, an extremely ugly hunter came out of the woods next to him, wearing a leather coat, a straw hat, a steel knife hanging from his waist, and a shotgun in his hand, aiming at Tang Sen and his party, and shouted: "Who are you waiting for, why are you wandering in this wilderness, is it a human or a monster?"

Tang Sen hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid, big brother hunter, I am a human being, my name is Tang Sen, I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven ......."

He was about to talk about traveling in the West to broaden his knowledge, but he heard Zhu Bajie rush to say: "Go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for relatives." ”

I rubbed it, and it was too late for Townsend to stop it, so he had to forget it.

"It turned out that they went all the way to go on a blind date? The ugly hunter smiled and put away his shotgun: "In Xia Ye Tianlong, he is a hunter from the Wusi Tibetan Kingdom, and he hunts in this mountain for a living. You young people are too ignorant, is this Huangfeng Ridge a place that you can enter casually? Now your location is relatively outer, if you go deep into the mountains...... and you will die. ”

"It turned out to be Mr. Ye Tianlong Ye!" Tang Sen hurriedly humbly asked for advice: "What is the danger in the mountains?"

Ye Tianlong said with a bitter face: "What about the monsters in this mountain...... And it's a very frustrated monster, specializing in catching handsome young men and women, and I don't know what to do. Look at my face, it's ugly, right? An ugly man like me is safe, and the monster doesn't bother to catch me, but if it's like you, it's ......."

His eyes swept over the handsome and handsome Tang Sen, then swept to the gentle and beautiful little white dragon, and then looked at the cute little Lori Sun Wukong, and finally glanced at the plump and charming Zhu Bajie, shook his head and said: "You are all too good-looking, entering this mountain is simply sending a sheep into the tiger's mouth, and you will definitely be captured by monsters." ”

Tang Sen couldn't understand this, and said strangely: "A monster who specializes in catching handsome guys and beauties? Is there any point in this? Handsome guys are not necessarily better than ugly men, and they all taste the same human flesh." ”

Ye Tianlong shook his head and said: "This is not necessarily, for example, if you go to the vegetable market to buy potatoes, you will also buy better products, and you may not be willing to give them to you if they grow potholes." ”

Tang Sen is responsible for buying vegetables and cooking at home, and when he heard Ye Tianlong's words, he felt reasonable, as he said, he always chooses the best quality when he goes to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and he also gives priority to good-looking fruits when he buys fruits, such as golden apples, watery peaches, and plump and round cherries...... No matter how you think about it, good-looking vegetables and fruits are more popular.

He seriously compared Ye Tianlong's appearance with himself, and if he was a monster, he would let Ye Tianlong not eat it, and eat himself instead.

Ye Tianlong patted Tang Sen's shoulder and said, "Young man, in short, I advise you, don't go forward, turn back quickly." With that, he clenched his fists and headed down the eastern hillside.

"Wow, there are monsters, and they also catch handsome guys and beauties to eat. The little white dragon said a little timidly: "Let's take a detour......"

"Hee-hee, I'm not afraid. Hugging the bear spoke: "Anyway, I'm hugging the bear, it's not delicious." ”

"Cut, what's there to be afraid of a few little monsters? Sun Wukong was unhappy.

"I don't have a problem with eating handsome guys, but it's too frustrating to eat beautiful women. Sister Zhu said indignantly: "Beauty is used to hurt, to hug, to kiss, to rub, and to ...... Ahhhh......h

Tang Sen thought about it carefully and said: "Huangfengling covers an area too wide, I'm afraid that the radius is more than a few hundred miles, I don't know how much time it will take to get around, let's go straight to the west and cross the past, if the monster doesn't come out, forget it, if it comes out, kill it to eliminate harm for the people." ”