Although Li An's 80th birthday doesn't look very lively, just the people who look at it know how grand it is! There are few people coming, but every one of them is a figure who is like a light person, Tian Yihe, the dean of the Zhaowen Academy, Yuan Xiu, the dean of the Taixuan Academy, Li Fu, the dean of the martial arts academy, and the emperor of the finale, even if there are not those in front of Li Zhi alone, it is grand enough, and the holy car is there in person. Naturally, the eightieth birthday needs to be celebrated, but Ang Lee prefers to brag and chat with these old friends, and literati naturally have the way of literati. For example, the location is very elegant, under the big trees in the mountains, smelling the flowers and birds, adjacent to the waterfall, although the weather is hot, but it is very cool here.

It's just that when Li An appeared in a big red robe, Han Tongwen was taken aback, and he was holding the hand of his old wife who was also wearing a red robe, and his old face was as bright as a blooming chrysanthemum.

"Flounder is deeply affectionate, Luan Feng and Ming, Lao Li is really envious of others," Yuan Xiu laughed

Hearing Yuan Xiu say this, Li An smiled even more happily, although his face was proud, he still had to be modest and modest, "Lao Luan and Lao Feng, just spend your last years"

"This old guy is still shy," Tian Yihe said with a smile

"No way, who made us all lonely old men"

Han Tongwen looked left and right, except for him and Qiao Song, only Ji Ruopu was left, and the others were all old men. As soon as Ang Lee arrived, Richard followed him.

"I've seen Your Majesty!" the old men just bowed

"Gentlemen, you are very polite, today is the birthday of the Fourth Emperor Uncle, I am just a junior, and my seniority is even worse than a few gentlemen," Li Zhi laughed

"Since Your Majesty said so, then don't blame the old man for not treating you as an emperor later!" Tian Yihe said

"It should be so, it should be so!" Li Zhi is also a rare virtuous gentleman, although he is far worse than his father.

Qiao Song saw that Li Qin was also coming, so he let go of Han Tongwen's hand and ran to find his little friend.

"Little bastard, you are so horny at a young age, and you will pay it back in the future!" Han Tongwen cursed

As soon as the words fell, he was slapped on the head, "Bastard thing, you think of such a cute child so dirty at a young age, it can be seen how inferior your thinking is!"

Dare to hit Han Tongwen like this is only Li An, the old birthday star can't be provoked, and hurriedly accompanies the smiling face, "Yes, yes, Mr. is educated!"

"Today's Lao Li's birthday, why don't we take the birthday celebration as the theme, how about connecting the couplet?

Wu Qinghe's proposal won unanimous approval.

"Lao Li's birthday, Lao Li, you have a couplet first, the couplet must be related to the birthday celebration, and the unrelated must drink" Wen Fatzi said with a smile

"Zuo Yin Lushan and the East China Sea" Li An didn't shirk and laughed, obviously pit people, and there was not a single word to celebrate his birthday, obviously embarrassing the person in the next sentence.

Everyone was pondering, and in order it should be Tian Yihe right. Han Tongwen scratched his head and thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't find a suitable one, and he didn't have an answer when he looked at Ji Ruopu's appearance

"There it is!" Tian Yihe smiled on his face, "The old man of the South Pole Star"

Every old man present is a living textbook, even Liu Keding and Li Fu, the two martial arts masters, have only known people, and Tian Yihe, as the gentleman of Zhaowen Academy, is naturally extremely knowledgeable.

"Wonderful, wonderful! There is no word for longevity, but there is an obvious meaning of birthday wishes. Lushan Donghai to the Antarctic Old Man Star, you can figure it out," Wen Qi'an said with a smile

"It's my turn! The wine is cold and the flowers are fragrant, and I am fortunate to have great achievements!"

Wu Qinghe didn't mean to shoot at all when he said this, and there was no one in the world who could afford him to shoot, and the emperor couldn't do it.

Everyone who can become a Wenzong has enough merit to be called the above Wenzong. Take Ang Lee as an example, as a nobleman but not greedy for fame and fortune, a very popular minister but willing to give up the position of prince, living in the mountains to lecture and preach, and promote Wenhua. Moreover, he has repeatedly sent envoys to the four empires on behalf of the Tang Dynasty, and has saved the Tang Dynasty from war many times with his three-inch tongue, and Ang Lee's poetry can be called a must in the Tang Dynasty.

The mountain chiefs of the six major Wenzong and the four major academies each occupy one seat, and the remaining two are Jin Taiyan, a doctor of the Five Classics of Guozijian, and the other is the emperor Zhang Xian. Guozijian has a certain degree of state supervision function, can impeach officials and state politics, Jin Taiyan is even more famous in the Tang Dynasty for his violent temper, trolls are talking about him! From princes and generals to local officials, everyone he dare not scold, even the emperor will restrain in front of him! And Zhang Xian is much more low-key.

"Shi and Ren Rui Xi from the prosperous age to wish the age," Li Fu shook his head and continued

Han Tongwen is a fat man in front of him, if Uncle Wen doesn't embarrass him, it will be strange, Han Tongwen is ready to be pitted.

"The cane leads the New Year's pepper flowers!"

The dove staff was a symbol of the status of the elderly in the pre-Qin period, and the Han Dynasty was proud to have the dove staff given by the emperor. And the original meaning of the pepper flower in the pepper flower ode was a New Year's greeting, and now it is used by this old guy in the birthday greeting, which is also ingenious. It is very troublesome to be with these old men, and it is very tiring to say a word, and the things that can be explained in one sentence have to borrow all kinds of allusions to talk about the head of the head, often a lot of people talk back and forth, and finally just ask if you have had lunch, as if it is not enough to show his erudition.

The other old men looked at him with ugly expressions, "Old Wen, this is a little unauthentic, this is still a bit difficult for these young boys"

"It's nothing, it's nothing, it's a lot of wine," Liu Keding laughed

Seeing Han Tongwen constantly scratching his head, Wen Fatzi was very proud, "If you can't do it, just drink the bar, it's not much, you are a young man with three bowls!"

"Who said I can't do it, Lao Wen, you're fine, the next link is, the crane is added to the Tsubaki tree to stay in the shade!"

"The age of the turtle and the crane are counted, and the longevity is metaphorical. And there is a saying in the getaway that in ancient times, there were people who had a big chun, with 8,000 years old as spring and 8,000 years old as autumn. It's an ingenious way to use it for longevity. Li Zhi nodded and said

Even others very much agreed, "It is not easy to have such knowledge at a young age, it is worthy of being a wise person who gives double six points by Lao Ji!"

"Having said that, but the failure is this Liuyin, Lao Li has no son!" Shi Zhongyuan said with a wicked smile

The old guys laughed "yes, yes!"

Han Tongwen was going crazy, and his heart was broken. That's it, as long as these old guys want to fix you, no matter how clever your answer is, it's a loss, and there is nothing wrong with such a unique couplet. It's better to say directly at the beginning that you want me to drink, and I racked my brains to think of such a good link.

"Taught sir!" you can't show dissatisfaction when you drink, otherwise the end will be even worse, three bowls of wine are down, but you are not drunk, you are happy. Looking at his own large bowl, it is slightly smaller than his head.

"For the sake of the old man who can make a couplet, I'll accompany you to drink one" Wen Fatzi had an expression on his face that you have to say thank you to me, and Han Tongwen who watched it had the urge to beat people.

Wen Fat picked up the wine bowl, and Han Tongwen was stunned, "Why do you have to be so small?"

It's really small, it's not much bigger than a fist, and the big bowl of his head is compared with him, this is the father and son file, not the grandfather and grandson file, plus the emperor's is the three generations in the same house.

"The old man is getting old, so he naturally needs to take care of it, you are still afraid of this as a young man!"

Han Tongwen saw that Ji Ruopu's was almost the same as himself, so his heart was a little more balanced, and even Li Zhi's was not much smaller than his bowl. Those who dare to pit the emperor so blatantly are probably the scary old men in front of them who have no power, but have a high status. If the emperor wanted to manage the world through scholars, he had to rely heavily on these Wenzong.

Next is Emperor Li Zhi and Ji Ruopu, Han Tongwen expected that those old men would never let go of any opportunity to tease their young boys, and this wine was decided whether he was right or not. Since they are old, their pleasure has changed from drinking to drinking, all kinds of persuasion!

"The red face is not wasted, Yang Wenyu learns to write poetry, and the old age is removed" Li Zhi thought about it and used couplets to briefly summarize Ang Lee's life

Ji Ruopu thought for a moment, "With white hair and a smile, look at the smoke and willow paintings, and the bridge is paved with gold and green, and change the sky!"

"Now there is no smoke willow painting bridge, paved with gold and green, so let's have three bowls"

Ji Ruopu is much calmer than Han Tongwen, he has lived with Ang Lee for more than ten years, and he has long been accustomed to such scenes, perhaps he has been pitted by this group of old men since he was a child. Pick up the wine bowl and salute Ang Lee

"Student wishes Mr. today every year!" Ji Ruopu drank it all

The old men were very satisfied with Ji Ruopu's performance, and they didn't say anything about it.

"Qingya Academy has Ji Ruopu and Han Tongwen, it seems that the prosperity of Qingya Academy is coming," Yuan Xiu said with a smile

When it came to the hearts of Ang Li and all the gentlemen of Qingya Academy, there was a burst of laughter.

"I remember when you say that, too."

Shi Hei shouted with a black face, "Tongwen, the old man has a Go class in the afternoon, go and help me with it"

The wine in Han Tongwen's mouth almost squirted out, "Why am I again, I'm celebrating Mr. Li's birthday now"

"I've drunk the wine, I've written the couplet, it's okay!"

"Let me reiterate again, I am a student !!" Han Tongwen was very dissatisfied

"I'll just ask you if you want to go" Shi Hei held the wine with a face, although he was smiling, but Han Tongwen felt murderous

"Don't threaten me" Han Tongwen snorted coldly, "Just go, it's possible that I'm afraid of you."

"Hahahaha!" burst into laughter