Chapter 44 Silly is contagious

"Dignity can't be eaten."

Liu Yi replied with certainty, "But can you lose your dignity for the sake of eating?"

"This, it's hard to say!"

Wang Lele lay on Liu Yi's back, pressed a finger on his rosy little lips, and said.

"I'm a foodie!"

"If you are hungry and someone puts a bowl of rice in front of you and asks you to kneel and kowtow to him, will you do this for this bowl of rice?"

"Just kidding, Miss Ben has hands, feet, and breasts, why do you want to beg!"

Wang Lele glanced at Liu Yi, "I can make money to eat by myself!"

"You're not willing to give up your dignity either, weishenme let me give up?"

"You...... How can this be compared to that!"

Wang Lele said, "I don't let you compete with Lan He, it's for your own good!"

She explained anxiously, "He has been playing basketball since he was a child, and if you compare basketball with him, isn't this just playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gongmen!"

"I'm a man, and if you're a man, you have to take on challenges. ”

Liu Yi still insisted on his point of view, "My grandfather said that a good man can only stand and bleed, not cry on his knees!"

"You guy...... Why are you so stubborn!"

"What is stubbornness, my grandfather said, this is called holding the heart!"

"Okay, okay, I don't care about you, you go to the game!"

Wang Lele shook his hand, he really couldn't control Liu Yi.

"Oh, what about your stomach, isn't it appendicitis?"

Liu Yi asked with a wink.

"The old lady doesn't have appendicitis! her stomach is fine, and even the eldest aunt didn't come!"

Wang Lele shouted angrily.

"Huh? What about ......you?"

"The old lady pretends to be sick and wants to skip class, okay!"

"Oooh......"

Liu Yi suddenly realized.

I see...... I thought Wang Lele was really sick.

"So you're not sick, it's good if you're not sick! I thought you were sick!"

"You're sick, your whole family is sick!"

Wang Lele hugged Liu Yi's neck, this girl really had the urge to strangle Liu Yi to death.

"Uh...... Let's go back then. ”

"You carry me back!"

Wang Lele was lying on Liu Yi's back and couldn't get down.

was carried by Liu Yi...... Not to mention, it's quite comfortable.

"Aren't you all right, go down and walk by yourself. ”

"I don't have a land! The state has a policy, and whoever pollutes will take care of it! In the same way, whoever carries me out will carry me back! You are so comfortable, I can't go down!"

"Hey, hey, hey...... I'm not a rickshaw!"

"You're much more comfortable than a rickshaw, go back!"

Wang Lele stretched out his hand and slapped Liu Yi the chest.

Well, this isn't a rickshaw, isn't this a donkey!

Liu Yi shook his head, helplessly carried the big-breasted girl, and ran back to school along the road.

"I have a little silly ratio, I never ride! one day I went to the market on a whim......"

Wang Lele, a heartless girl, seemed to have forgotten the task given to her by Murong Die, and sang happily.

Damn, you're the little fool......

Liu Yi continued to hurry depressedly.

At this time, the bell for the end of school at noon also rang.

Blue and swaggered, followed by a group of students who patted his ass, to the basketball court in the backyard of the school.

Liu Yi and the people in their class all went, and Murong Die was also there, followed by a group of dedicated boys.

She didn't know why she came out, but she was a little panicked in her heart.

It stands to reason that the method of himself and Wang Lele ...... Liu Yi, that kind ghost, must be fooled.

But why is it still up and down in my heart?

"Hehe, it seems that Liu Yi is still a shrunken turtle after all. ”

Lan He stood on the basketball court, Yushu was in the wind, holding a basketball in his hand, and said coolly.

"I just said that he didn't think about it that much, and he was playing basketball with me. This school, the person who can beat me Lanhe on the field, has not yet been born. ”

"Yes, yes, Lan Shao is the realistic version of the slam dunk!"

"Who dares to compete with Lan Shao in basketball, that's not looking for death!"

A group of students immediately slapped their ass.

"Lan Shao, it is estimated that Liu Yi's kid will not dare to come, it is better for Lan Shao to show us a hand and have a slam dunk!"

One of the most proficient students said with a grin.

"Yes, yes, Lan Shao, come and let us open our eyes!"

The others also had their eyes lit up and echoed.

"Hehe, it's fine. ”

Lan He glanced at Murong Die, and then said triumphantly.

"Fluttershy, let me see what a real man is!"

As he spoke, he carried the basketball, behind the butt under his crotch, and after a while, he played a handsome game.

After winning the applause of several followers and a few MM exclamations, Lan He suddenly grabbed the basketball with one hand, took two steps to stop it, and jumped into the air.

This Lan He is worthy of being born in basketball, and his athletic talent is really good.

The bounce is also very haode, and his jump can be close to a meter high!

The average person's bounce is about 40 cm to 80 cm for boys, and 80 cm or more, which is considered to be outstanding!

And girls are generally between 24 and 45, after all, there are some physiological problems, so the difference between male and female bounce is still very large.

The NBA's highest jump that year is said to be "Potato" Webb. His take-off height is probably more than one meter four or five!

Lan He is naturally not as powerful as Weber, but his current bounce power is already amazing.

The guy grabbed the basketball and slammed it into the basket, making the basketball hoop clatter.

"Bang!"

Amid the loud bangs and the screams of a group of MMs, Blue and handsome landed on the ground.

He also spread his arms and seemed to enjoy the feeling of MM worship.

"Sassy bag. ”

Murong Die couldn't help but pout.

"Fluttershy, see it!"

Lan He pointed at himself and said, "This is the real man! The kid you like is a piece of garbage, a waste of firewood!"

"Lan Shao is right!"

Ma Yixuan was wearing a blue school uniform on the upper body, but a small short skirt was on the lower body, and she showed a pair of thighs in the autumn and said with a smile.

"Liu Yi is something, some people's eyes really need to be changed. ”

"Ma Yixuan, what are you?"

Murong Die felt that Ma Yixuan was very annoying, how could she be everywhere!

Also, why did she say bad things about Liu Yi, isn't that just questioning her own vision?

"Murong Die, this is not your Murong family! I can't look down on Liu Yi, are you distressed?"

Ma Yixuan smiled, touched her pretty face, and then said, "Tell you, even if the Liu Yi you like kneels down and begs me, I won't be her girlfriend." It's just you, the taste is so heavy. ”

"Ma Yixuan, you're too much!"

Murong Die was half dead.

This Ma Yixuan's mouth is really cheap!

Those attentive boys, now everyone dares to speak up.

Ma Yixuan is the son of the little overlord Yuan Shaojun...... Where do they dare to provoke!

If you like a goddess, you don't need to be beaten for a goddess, right......

"Fluttershy, Ma Yixuan is right. ”

Lan He also said on the side.

"Where is Liu Yi better than me, and where is my Lan He not better than him?"

"In my opinion, your hundred Lan He is not as good as one of Liu Yi's toes. ”

Murong Diexin said that he pushed Liu Yi anyway, but fortunately, he pushed it to the end.

Murong Die didn't bother to pick it up.

With Wang Lele's girl here, she must not be able to pick it up.

And there is a shield, quite haode, and the rest of the province is endlessly pursuing themselves.

"What are you talking about? I'm not as good as Liu Yi?"

Lan He couldn't help but shout, "Murong Die, are you blind?"

"You're blind, your whole family is blind!"

At this moment, a girl's coquettish scolding sounded from the side of the court.

Everyone suddenly turned their heads to look, and saw a thin boy carrying a beautiful girl on his back, walking over from there step by step.

Seeing these two people, everyone was shocked at the same time.

Lan He grew his mouth, a little incredulous.

And Murong Die's eyes widened even more, looking at his close friend.

Wang Lele hurriedly jumped off Liu Yi's body, and looked at Murong Die with an aggrieved expression, his eyes as if he was making amends.

"Liu Yi, do you still dare to come?"

Lan He watched Liu Yi slowly walk into the court, and couldn't help but ask in a tone of disbelief.

"This is a basketball court, why don't I dare to come?"

Liu Yi replied as he walked, under the gaze of everyone's various eyes.

"I think you're taking your own shame!"

Lan He said, picked up the basketball, put it on his fingers, and spun around, looking handsome.

"Lan He, you have to leave a bottom line when you are a person and speak. ”

Liu Yi said, "You are like this now, in my grandfather's words, you are pretending to be struck by lightning!"

", okay, Liu Yi, I found that you've been able to get a lot of money lately, and you dare to talk to me like that!

Lan He is also a ruthless character in the class, and there are a lot of people who dare to provoke him.

"Today I will let you say something for you daoqian. ”

Liu Yi didn't care about Lan He's vicious threat at all, he stood there, stretched out two fingers, and said.

"One, for your insult to me. Second, for your disrespect to Murong Die!"

Murong Die stood outside the court, staring at the unreliable Wang Lele. As a result, when he heard Liu Yi's words, he was instantly shocked.

Why did you bring Miss Ben with you?

"Are you stupid?"

Lan He said disdainfully, "I, Lan He, will be with you?"

"Don't you dare to bet with me? ”

Liu Yi had already made a plan and said slowly.

"If I win this match, you will treat me and Murong Die. ”

"Haha!"

Lan He couldn't help but hug the basketball hahadaxiao, his waist bent when he laughed, and tears flowed out.

A few students next to him also followed daxiao, and MM was even more sarcastic.

"Liu Yi must have a brain pump!"

"yes, yes, basketball with my blue and big brother...... Still want to win...... Silly than he is!"

"It's better to have less contact with him in the future...... I've heard that silly is contagious......"

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