Chapter 161: How the Turtle Gong Was Refined
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After inquiring, Fang Yi knew the name of this county seat, called Yongkang County, and also knew that this country was called Dahua, and Yongkang County was not far from the capital, only a hundred miles away.
At this moment, Fang Yi saw a notice in front of the county yamen of Yongkang County, and in front of the notice, there was a crowd of people.
Although he was hungry, Fang Yi was also curious, so he took the big bruise on his forehead and squeezed in.
"Ouch, you dirty beggar, stay away from Lao Tzu. ”
"Where's the beggar, get out of here!"
"Mother, there's a beggar here, I'm afraid. ”
How can there be a feeling of mouse feces falling into the rice pot? Fang Yi didn't care, just squeezed inside, squeezed and squeezed, and saw a woman with huge twin peaks standing on her chest, Fang Yi continued to squeeze intentionally or unintentionally.
"Oh, you stinky beggar, you dare to eat old lady's tofu. ”
The woman scolded unwillingly, because Fang Yi had already squeezed to the front.
Looking at the notice for a long time, Fang Yi also understood what it said.
It turned out that Emperor Dahua wanted to dig a grand canal connecting the north and south in order to play with his concubine, so as to appreciate the style of the land under his rule, so as to satisfy the sudden sense of comfort that suddenly appeared in his boredom.
Along the way, when you meet a mountain, you have to split the mountain, and when you encounter water, you have to divert water, anyway, this requires a lot of labor, so this Yongkang County will recruit young and strong laborers on the spot to do a day's work, manage two meals, and each person can also get five copper plates.
"Wow, there are five copper plates a day, and you can take care of two meals!"
"Haha, it just so happens that Lao Tzu is idle at home, and he has not seen any results from his mother-in-law, so it is better to do this work. Haha!"
"Son, hurry, hurry up and report to the county government with my father. ”
Hearing the excited voices of these people, Fang Yi was a little speechless, didn't he just take care of two meals and five copper plates a day?
Look at you who are excited.
Is it necessary?
Can you only buy one copper plate to buy a big meat bun?
Fang Yi was very disdainful and hurriedly opened up the crowd. rushed to the county office, shouting while rushing back: "Hey, county lord, count me in, I'm young and strong, one will be the best, you must keep my place." ”
It's all gone.
But there is no way, my stomach is hungry, and no matter how much I exercise, I can't eat it.
After successfully reporting the daimyo from the prefectural office. Fang Yi looked forward to starting work soon, so that he would be able to have a lot to eat.
"Get out, seven days later, at five o'clock in the morning, we will gather in front of the county yamen. ”
Fang Yi was picked out by a servant and pounced on a dog on the street.
"Damn, you are an ordinary man, dare to think about Lao Tzu. Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will make you look good. Just in that posture just now, you mother-in-law!"
Standing up with a disgraced face, Fang Yi glanced at the notice, then muttered and walked into the distance.
This emperor is mediocre, he has nothing to dig the Grand Canal, and he directly wrote down the reason for the excavation. To play with your concubine?
Hehe, ridiculous.
Although the construction of a north-south Grand Canal has made a huge contribution to the water conservancy of a country and the development of coastal areas. It also has a protruding effect.
But you don't look in the mirror to see how barren your country is when the people under your rule are so excited for five copper plates and two meals.
It can be seen how lacking the power of a country is.
Under such a national strength and national appearance, do you dare to make such a huge project as the North-South Grand Canal?
You're doing it to death.
When the time comes, the people will lose money, the country will be empty, and foreign enemies will take advantage of the weakness, I will see if you are dead or not, I will see if you still have Yaxing to play with your concubine!
Well, remember to tell me when you're not playing, but you have time to accompany your concubine out to find a mountain top to blow the wind.
Fang Yi walked all the way, despising this mediocre emperor in his heart all the way.
It's just that in the end, Fang Yi thought about it, and decided to help this mediocre emperor, if nothing else, for the name of this country, call Dahua!
But right now, I have to wait for the morning in seven days before the start of work, and my stomach is hungry now.
"Oops!"
Suddenly, Fang Yi screamed.
A fat woman covered in colorful bodies with a strong smell of rouge gouache screwed Fang Yi's ears from behind.
While gritting his teeth, he said viciously: "You stinky beggar, you dare to eat the old lady's tofu?
"Yes!"
Immediately, three or two big men came over, directly set up Fang Yi, and ran quickly towards the front.
"Someone, help, the master has been kidnapped, report to the officer!"
No matter how Fang Yi shouted, as a result, he was still carried into a green building called Piaohong Courtyard by these three or two big men.
Qinglou?
Fang Yi's spirit shook instantly, this is a good place, but with the way he came in at the moment, it doesn't seem to be very good.
"Bang!"
Fang Yi was thrown to the ground fiercely.
The fat woman put her ass on a big stool, and shouted at Fang Yi: "Boy, dare to eat Lao Niang's tofu, have you ever thought about the consequences?"
"Didn't think about it"
Fang Yi didn't even have the strength to get up at this time, he just lay on the ground and looked at the fat woman, he knew that she was like this, and the master wouldn't touch your tofu if he said anything!
"Hehe, didn't think about it?"
The fat woman sneered, and then shouted: "Xiaogui, this kid is not bad, clean up for him, and from now on, you will teach him how to become a good turtle male!"
"Yes!" Xiaogui responded.
"Turtle Gong?"
Fang Yi was momentarily dumbfounded, and then, he saw the young man named Xiaogui walking over with a lewd smile on his face.
"Stop!"
Fang Yi didn't know where the strength came from, he suddenly jumped up from the ground and let out a loud shout, and Xiao Gui was immediately stunned in place.
Immediately, Fang Yi said to the fat woman: "The master didn't owe you anything, and he didn't sell himself to you, why did you let the master be a turtle man?"
Fang Yi was angry, thinking that no matter how much Dahua came to this country, it was definitely not a bandit den, and the county government was not far away, so he wanted to seek justice.
"Didn't sell yourself, didn't owe any debt?"
The fat woman thought about it, and also thought that it was this reason, and immediately thought about it and said: "Xiaogui, you go and get a deed of sale, well, don't take the normal one, take the one that says unconditionally sold for countless years." ”
"Yes, Lord Bustard. "Xiaogui went.
Bustard?
Fang Yi rushed towards the door without hesitation.
However, with the level of hunger he was now, this was naturally useless, and he was directly put back by the three or two big men and pressed on the table.
In the end, Xiaogui brought the abnormal deed of sale.
The fat woman, well, is the bustard.
The old bustard personally served Fang Yi, grabbed his thumb, dipped it in a little red, and directly forcibly sold Fang Yi. (To be continued.) )