Chapter Seventy-Nine: I Touched It
"Girl, you did it on purpose, right?"
Li Yanzi's words made Chen Xian feel the black lines on his forehead.
It's infuriating!
How can anyone speak like this? This is simply deliberate.
"Oh?" Li Yanzi seemed to know that she had lost her words, and quickly covered her mouth, her eyes sparkling, like a little fox.
“......”
This kind of expression makes people know at a glance that what she said just now is simply responding to him. But at this time, Chen Xian didn't have any good way, so he had to look at Li Yanzi with a blushing face and a thick neck for a long time without saying a word.
Who knows, the next thing is even more annoying. Because our little goddess is not very sophisticated, and her mind is also very immature, so many times she has something to say.
The girl looked at Sister Zi, then at Brother Xian, and then snorted, "Brother Xian doesn't know how to move the fetus! The seed of life is very powerful." As long as he doesn't refine, he will always exist and will rarely affect people. Even if it's a fierce battle, it's fine. ”
"I ...... it!"
Chen Xianmeng rolled his eyes and almost fainted.
"Huh...... Heh......" Li Yanzi covered her mouth and let out a silver bell-like laugh. After a while, he smiled and bent over.
"What they say is true!"
Nayan didn't know what she was laughing at, and thought that Sister Zi didn't believe it!
"Okay!Okay!I know!" Li Yanzi said, grabbed Nayan's little hand, and ran forward happily, "Let's run!"
Is it okay not to run? The big bad guy looks angry.
If you don't want to be caught by him, the best thing to do is to slip away.
But although Nayan was pulled away by Li Yanzi, while she was running, she turned her head, waved the ginseng in her hand, and shouted, "Brother Xian, hurry up!"
And Chen Xian has been standing in place, not crying, not laughing. I just feel that I am really unlucky. Why did you meet these two unreliable girls?
After a long time, Chen Xian shook his head with a wry smile and touched his stomach very motherly, "Son, your father has been pitted!"
After speaking, he walked towards the direction where Li Yanzi and the others ran with a depressed face.
There were people coming and going on the streets, and a large number of them rushed from Nantianmen to report to the City Lord's Mansion. So most of these people are strong. Even if the talent is extremely outstanding, it has only reached the late stage of the Earth Immortal or the third level of the godhead level.
But that's not to say that there aren't any masters! In fact, there are quite a few masters here.
For example, which drunken beggar in front of you. It is estimated that the strength is at least in the realm of heavenly immortals. Another example is which skeleton shelf in front, although this guy does not have a trace of flesh on his body, the white jade-like bones give people a mysterious feeling. Obviously, anyone who underestimates him will probably be beaten as an idiot.
It is really because of this that many people can see Chen Xian as an exception.
This also leads to the fact that when many people look at Chen Xian again, their eyes are full of strange looks.
"Hi...... This great immortal, do you want to buy books?" Chen Xian lowered his head and walked vigorously, did he take out a sour horn or sour plum from the ring and stuff it into his mouth. Enjoying the strong sourness.
But someone didn't want him to be quiet, so he hunched over and walked over with a cautious face to sell him books!
Chen Xian glanced at the man with clear eyebrows and eyes holding a turban, and shook his head, "No need!
"Daxian, let's take a look! Look!" I saw that as soon as he flipped his right hand, seven or eight brand-new books appeared in his hand. "You see, this is the Lotus Sutra! This is the Lengyan Sutra, the Great Compassion Mantra, the Amitabha Sutra, and the Jizo King Bodhisattva Transcendent Heart Mantra! As long as you buy a complete set, you can also get a chance to win a lottery, and the prizes include sports cars, mansions, stand-in dolls, and other good things. Great value for money!"
"Is there a shackle?"
"Coincidentally, I happen to have it here!" The man wearing a turban slapped his leg, and then took out a book from the ring, which was exactly what Chen Xian said.
"This is a hardcover version! It also has an automatic reading function! It is definitely a masterpiece in the shackles! It is very worthwhile to buy it back for friends and husbands!"
Chen Xian didn't pay attention to his words, but took the flail from his hand and looked through it. Otherwise, if you notice the words 'to your husband', I'm afraid you will go straight away.
"Didn't you hear that there is a Jiuyang Divine Skill in the Sutra of Stunned? Why don't you have it in this book?"
"Jiuyang Divine Skill, what is that?" The turban man was a little stunned, he couldn't understand why this person would say that there was Jiuyang Divine Skill in the Sutra.
Doesn't he know that if a scripture book is accompanied by a divine skill, it will be a great loss!
"Then I don't want it!" Chen Xian threw the flail to the turban man, turned around and left.
"Oh! Daisen! Daisen, please stay!"
"Anything else?"
"You don't need Buddhist scriptures, then you always need this!" The turban man took out two books from the ring and shook them in front of Chen Xian's eyes.
"Pregnancy care?"
Looking at these two books, Chen Xian almost scolded his mother!
"Are you sure this book was sold to me?"
"Daxian! I can guarantee that these two books are definitely for you!"
"No!
Chen Xian said stiffly, and then raised his legs and left!
He now knows it! The guy who looks good-looking, but has an obscene temperament, must be more powerful than him, otherwise he wouldn't be able to see that he is pregnant.
"Daxian! Daxian! You don't need this kind of book, there is a kind of book you absolutely need!" The turban man put away the "Pregnancy Care" and "Code of Conduct for Expectant Mothers", and took out five books with delicate covers from the ring, "Look!"
"Xuandongzi One Hundred and Eight Styles", "Sister Teaches You to Do Massage", "Guide to Husband and Wife Life", "Double Cultivation Talks", "New Interpretation of Joyful Zen"
"Look, these five books are definitely the most suitable for such a newcomer, and I have made them for you!" the turban man's face became extremely obscene.
At the same time, he looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to this side, so he leaned over to Chen Xian and flipped through the book in his hand for him.
"......" looked at the book in his hand, and Chen Xian looked at the turban man with a strange face.
This girl is too bold, isn't she? Dare to sell the little yellow book in front of the public, isn't she afraid of thunder and thunder?
Although the names of those five books are correct, when the turban man flipped through the books for him, Chen Xian found that these books were not what they seemed to be. It is full of all kinds of large-scale pictures, all kinds of things, and when turning the book, there is also the sound of Feifei, which makes people's blood gush.
"I didn't expect that there was such a thing in the fairy world, what a long way to see it!" Chen Xian muttered, and then continued to walk forward.
"Oh, Daxian, you want to buy a copy too! Look, these books of mine are all hardcover! It's definitely worth the money to buy back, and if the quantity is large, we can also deliver it to your door." ”
The turban man followed behind Chen Xian and stalked.
"I said, Tang Bao, if you don't sell your books well, why are you pestering me? If you are bored, you can find your partners and run the business again!"
Now, Chen Xian can be 100% sure that this guy is Tang Sanzang, one of the four legendary fallen masters back then, known as Tang Bao.
After the gang broke up that year, the Sun Monkey, who liked to wear miniskirts, disappeared, and probably went to dance! The bearded sand monk contracted a section of the river to raise fish in the Liusha River, and Zhu Gangguan continued to work as Marshal Tianpeng and also developed a side business specializing in pig raising. Now it seems that Tang San, who sells small yellow books, seems to be the worst. After all, although the pig is ugly, at least he is still an official ape, and even the sand monk seems to be not bad.
"Uh! You know me?" Tang San looked at Chen Xian a little strangely, "I didn't expect me to be like this, you actually know everything!"
"You just wrapped a headscarf, is it easy to look?" Zhang Ye felt as if he was spraying him with flower dew.
"Daoyou, since you know me, then you can take care of your brother's business!"
Tang San said, touching Chen Xian's arm with his own.
"This trick is useless to me, you better die of this heart!" Chen Xian didn't eat this set at all.
Because he doesn't feel like he's messing with this guy at all right now.
"Fellow Daoist, I have an 800,000-year-old mother and a two-month-old baby. The whole family is supported by my little income, you can buy some more! Otherwise, my milk powder will be gone!"
"Who are you fooling? Who doesn't know that you are a 10,000-year-old bachelor and have a problem with your orientation?"
"Uh...... Fellow Daoist, what you said is not right!" Tang San straightened his robe, straightened his waist, and prepared to reason with Chen Xian.
"Isn't it? The king of the daughter country almost chased after you so much! Even the rabbits raised by Fairy Chang'e go down to earth privately, and marry you if you want, you just don't care about others. Don't you have a problem with your orientation?"
"I ...... Groove ......"
Chen Xian's words made Tang San feel like the sky was thundering. After a long while, he said, "Fellow Daoist, you don't know, there is a reason for that! Back then, when the business was at its peak, how could I have the heart to fall in love? And after that, the business declined, and when I was about to go to them, Yutu went home, and my daughter King also gave birth!"
"Believe your words, I'm a fool!" Chen Xian didn't believe this kind of thing at all.
"Daoyou, you really have to believe my words! I am real! And ......" Speaking of this, Tang San looked left and right, and said in Chen Xian's ear, "And you don't know, the daughter king and the jade rabbit are both flat-chested. Not even A! ”
"How do you know?" Chen Xian glanced at Tang San in surprise.
"Because I touched it!"
"Oh......"
Chen Xian's face was abrupt.
"Uh! You heard it wrong! You heard it wrong!" Tang San felt speechless, so he waved his hand again and again. Then he looked up at the sky and said, "Ahhh
After speaking, Tang San disappeared in place in an instant.
"......" Looking at the place where Tang San disappeared, Chen Xian was speechless for a while.
"It seems that this is also a strong man!"