Chapter 36: And the Effect
Inside the medicine furnace, the Heavenly Sword Grass slowly unfolded, revealing the pill inside.
"This is the elixir of immortality, which can be used now?" Li Yuan asked uncertainly.
Bai nodded.
"Good. Li Yuan responded, and then shouted: "Mouse!"
The mouse and Hei obviously took too much pills, and the two guys were lying on the ground with round bellies and couldn't move. At the moment when Li Yuan called it, the only thing the mouse could do was twitch its toes weakly......
Li Yuan and Ah Bai were both speechless......
"Unreliable guy, that belly is round and dripping, I guess I can't pour it in. ”
What to do?
Li Yuan and Ah Bai glanced at each other, and they could only do it themselves.
"Then I'll do it. Li Yuan sniffed at the pill and frowned: "The taste is so spicy and pungent." ”
Ah Bai also sniffed, nodded sympathetically, and wrote: "It is estimated that the immortal medicine smells like this." ”
"Okay, you get out of the way, I'll test the medicine. Li Yuandao.
"It's still half and half. Bai wrote.
Rolling up the pill, Ah Bai climbed onto Li Yuan's head, and with the help of the sharpness of the horns, the pill was split in two. Half of it was reserved for itself, and half for Li Yuan, and both sides swallowed the pill into their stomachs at the same time.
The taste of this elixir is indeed not very good, and it feels the same after swallowing it in his stomach, Li Yuan only felt that the inside of his stomach seemed to be on fire, and a wave of heat spread against the current to his throat and eyes, and it hurt hotly.
Li Yuan smashed his mouth and said a little uncomfortable: "This is what it is like to be immortal? ”
"It is estimated that the immortal medicine is like this. "Ah Bai also smashed his mouth.
"Really?" said Li Yuan.
"Of course, don't you feel very uncomfortable when you see the ascension, and you have to be struck by lightning. Bai wrote.
"Makes sense. Li Yuan nodded, but was puzzled: "Aren't you a white snake, why did you suddenly turn red?"
Ah Bai was stunned for a moment, but wrote: "You are also turning red, aren't you a green cow?"
“......”
Li Yuan's face was ugly: "Are we poisoned?"
"How could it be. What does the old gentleman have to do, put a poison in the treasure chest? He's not that kind of person. Bai wrote. But when it finished writing, its eyes widened, and then it hissed as if it suddenly realized, and then hurriedly wrote: "I remember, this is not the elixir of immortality!"
"What?" Li Yuan was shocked: "Then what is this?"
Ah Bai wrote: "This is the Hot Pill, a special Yang attribute elixir, the favorite of the Heavenly Sword Grass. Lord Lao Jun is not using the Heavenly Sword Grass to ripen the Immortal Pill, but using the Spicy Pill to ripen the Heavenly Sword Grass!"
"What !!!"
Li Yuan's whole cow jumped up.
What you eat is not the elixir of immortality, but the spicy pill that can be spicy even for an elephant?
What are you kidding, I don't know what grandpa is most afraid of.
Li Yuan has the mind to scold the street at the moment, but the faster and stronger the explosive sensation in his body, he really can't bear it.
Water!
Water!!
Water!!!
Li Yuan rushed out of the door. Ah Bai quickly followed behind, and also grabbed the door.
A cow and a snake rushed towards the small pond in no particular order.
Rushed out of the medicine furnace, rushed out of the white jade corridor, rushed to the edge of the small pool, and jumped into it with a plop. At this moment, I couldn't control much, so I opened my mouth and began to pour violently.
Pour it into the dead!
As long as you don't die, you can do it!
It's a pond, and the water level has dropped by three or four centimeters.
"You belong to the ox. The Golden Furnace Boy exclaimed. He was fetching water by the pond, and the bucket was broken by Li Yuan.
"Old green cow, you pay me for the bucket. The Golden Furnace Boy said.
Li Yuan didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he threw the bucket engraved with the word "silver furnace" on the opposite shore without looking.
The boy of the golden furnace understood it, and used a small spell to erase the word silver furnace and re-engrave the word golden furnace......
In the sky above his head, rumbling black smoke hurriedly came with exhaust gas, and the swollen-headed fairy Weng couldn't wait to fall: "Ah Jin, Ah Jin come and see the top of my head!"
The phenomenon of hair loss is more serious, and there has been no grass around Baihui Acupoint for many years, but at this time, there is obviously a small oasis floating in the wind there.
The golden furnace boy was stunned: "Hair growing?"
"Phew!"
The swollen-headed fairy stared: "Speak well!"
Jin Lu shrank his neck in fright, and said apologetically: "Lord Immortal Weng forgives the sin, Xiao Tong is really a little surprised. Remember that this question has been bothering you for many years, but who is the great immortal who did it this time?"
"I don't know. "Immortal Weng said.
Speaking of this experience, the immortal seemed to be a little excited: "Did you feel the abnormal aura that appeared in a flash just now? You don't know, the bonsai in the room was growing like crazy at the time, and I was surprised to find that my hair was also growing......"
Hearing this, Li Yuan in the pond squirted out a fairy scattered flowers with a mouthful of water.
"What's wrong with Ah Niu?" the fairy man wondered.
"Dementia, don't worry about it. The golden furnace continued: "Immortal, you haven't told me who that great immortal is. To be honest, I've always wanted to change my hairstyle......"
......
Li Yuan gave up and didn't want to get any immortal pills anymore. It's enough to eat once you lose, and then you can't love it, if the old crocodile wants to come and scold, then let him come......
Back in the house, Li Yuan fell asleep.
I slept until the night.
At nightfall, I dimly heard someone shouting, "Ah Niu, come and help." ”
When I opened my eyes, I saw Mizuki Ji pulling a cart of hay and opening the door and walking in.
"So you're sleeping. Shui Yueji smiled: "Come and see what my sister brought you?"
As he spoke, he picked up the pile of hay from the car.
"It's fresh grass. ”
"It's hay. ”
"This is the grass that has been soaked in the dew of the potpourri, and this is the hay that has been soaked in the dew of the potpourri. ”
"My sister doesn't know what flavors you like, so I'll bring you some of everything. Mizutsuki said.
Looking at the seven or eight piles of hay in front of him, each of which was half a person high, Li Yuan was slightly in a daze.
"What are you doing, sister, this is a purpose, sister, I want to thank you for saving my father, understand?" Shui Yueji squatted down and reached out to touch Li Yuan's forehead.
Li Yuan dodged in a daze.
"Are you still angry? I don't have time during the day, and now I'm off work, won't I come over as soon as possible?" Oh my God, hasn't anyone ever cleaned your house?"
Not only has it not been swept, the pile of grass in the corner of the house has never been replaced, not to mention the musty smell, at least it is extremely big, otherwise Li Yuan would rather lie on the cold floor than lie on the pile of grass.
There is not a single female creature in the house, sometimes it is very inconvenient, Li Yuan goes in and out of the house every day, and the first reaction when he smells the musty smell is to hide, and he never thinks about cleaning up. Not to mention the gold furnace and the silver furnace, as for Lao Jun, the old guy can put the Dan he has refined casually.
This is probably the gap between male and female, as soon as he mentioned the pile of moldy grass, Li Yuan retreated as if he had seen a ghost, but Shui Yueji pulled up his sleeves and rushed forward with a rake.