Chapter 89: Lao Tzu is here, Ascension Cave
On the way to the Ascension Cave, Nan Tianba set a goal for himself, that is, to sit in the position of the leader of the Ascension Cave within a year. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Nan Tianba hurriedly came to the Ascension Cave a day earlier, but he was not in a hurry to report for duty. He imagined a middle-aged beauty and woman to come to the open-air bazaar at the foot of the Ascension Cave. It's still crowded with people, and there are even many simple wooden houses built on both sides of the river, which is a little more lively than three years ago.
The Ascension Cave was both familiar and unfamiliar to Nan Tianba, and in order to correct his age in the Heavenly Court, he had stayed here for half a year, going in and out dozens of times, how could he not be familiar with it? But after all, more than three years had passed, and when he inquired, more than half of the people he knew had already been transferred.
The inn where Nantianba stayed was built on a hillside, with the south window overlooking the entire market, and the north window having an unobstructed view of most of the Shengtian Cave dormitory building.
The dozens of wooden houses built by the inn according to the mountain are not luxurious, but they are also fresh and elegant, and they are the most luxurious inns in the entire gathering place. But because it costs 200 Shenzhou coins for a day, the price is really high, and there are not many guests. As soon as Nan Tianba entered the door, the shopkeeper of the inn stood up with great courtesy.
The shopkeeper is still the money-greedy shopkeeper three years ago, Nan Tianba secretly shouted in his heart, dealing with such a person, it doesn't take a little brainpower.
"Madam, are you going to open a room?"
"Shopkeeper, I want that 'Songtao' house, are you free?"
"Yes, yes...... I'll take you there. Madame is so familiar with the shop, she must have stayed in the past?" The shopkeeper looked at Nan Tianba's sultry appearance, and a pair of mung bean eyes swept "her" up and down several times.
"According to a friend, the room is quieter. "Nan Tianba had lived in that house for a few months, and everything was very familiar.
"Quiet, absolutely quiet, is Madame going to stay for a long time?"
"No, just two nights. ”
"Madame, do you want to be reincarnated too?" the shopkeeper was a little confused.
"How do you know?" Nan Tianba pretended to be surprised.
"So many people come to the Ascension Cave, don't they all want to go through the back door and go back to reincarnation?" The shopkeeper opened the door, but had no intention of leaving.
"Ma'am, are you already on your way?"
Nan Tianba smiled noncommittally, extremely charming.
The shopkeeper's heart rippled suddenly......
"I see that my wife is alone, and it is inconvenient to go out, if I haven't negotiated a good business, I can do it for my wife. ”
"How many Shenzhou coins do you need?" asked Nan Tianba with a slight frown.
"Others have at least 200,000, ma'am, only 100,000 is enough......"
Nan Tianba hated it in his heart, even if it was through the black intermediary at the foot of the Ascension Cave Mountain, this kind of trivial matter of going back to reincarnation was enough as long as 20,000 or 30,000, this shopkeeper was the same old tune, and he was used to the lion's big mouth. wanted to change his age back then, and he asked for 500,000 Shenzhou coins as soon as he opened his mouth.
Nan Tianba didn't want to listen to the nonsense of this vulgar shopkeeper anymore, he raised his palm and shook it and said:
"I'm not going to be reincarnated...... The shopkeeper brought me some food. Nan Tianba took out a stack of Shenzhou coins, "In addition to the accommodation fee, the rest will buy some wine and food for me." ”
The shopkeeper saw that Nan Tianba was generous, and he couldn't touch her details, so he took the Shenzhou coin and said, "Yes, madam!"
Nan Tianba only chose this "Songtao" because he knew that Pan Jinlian, the owner behind this inn, lived in the courtyard house on the other side of the hillside. Standing in the north window of "Songtao", you can clearly see every move in the courtyard.
On that night three years ago, Nan Tianba sneaked into the courtyard in a desperate attempt to remember vividly.
There is only one lantern left in the flower hall of the courtyard, covered with a light blue embroidered wool carpet, and in the middle is a set of large luxury Maitreya couches, two rows of golden silk nanmu Taishi chairs. Leaning against the wall on the left is a row of bookcases, which are full of large sets of books, as well as the ledgers of the Ascension Cave that Nan Tianba is looking for.
The flower hall is surrounded by windows, hanging sky blue curtains, four beauty paintings on the east wall, and a calligraphy work on the west wall, a big traditional Chinese character "music".
There are all kinds of bonsai on the small coffee table, and the trees are twisted in a thousand ways, except for orchids, a few pots of plum, and most of the Nantianba are not famous. On the large coffee table, the fruit bowl was stacked with all kinds of fruits, drenched in water, and it seemed that they had been cleaned.
Nan Tianba had just flipped through the two ledgers, and vaguely heard the sound of conversation, so he hurriedly hid behind the Maitreya couch and didn't dare to move.
At that time, Nan Tianba was still a quasi-immortal without any immortal skills, and he listened carefully to the work of a pillar of incense, only to hear the faint sound of a woman humming in the room. I pricked up my ears for a half before I finally determined that it was the sound of men and women walking in fish and water.
The bookcase shook slightly, and the groans and groans came from behind the bookcase. Nan Tianba opened the vertical door of the bookcase, and it was still a door, and his voice became much clearer. Nan Tianba also has a similar secret room in the office of the human world......
What kind of person is doing something inside? Nan Tianba's curiosity was blazing, and he watched for an afternoon, but he didn't see Pan Jinlian come back, so he sneaked into the courtyard. So who stayed at Pan Jinlian's house all day to do the trick?
Nan Tianba carefully twisted the doorknob, but it couldn't be twisted, it seemed that it was locked inside. Let's go, don't disturb other people's good things. Nan Tianba gently closed the bookcase door.
There was a strong gust of wind, blowing the curtains so high, and the hunting sounded. Nan Tianba, who was sweating on his forehead, walked to the window, and looked out, the rain seemed to be faster than Nan Tianba thought, the sky seemed to be pulled up with a large curtain quickly, it was pitch black outside the window, the wind was already a cool wind, lightning pierced the sky in an instant, and then rolling thunder.
The raindrops the size of beans hit the window and crackled like fried beans. As soon as the smell of muddy rain rushed into the nostrils, people suddenly cooled down. Rain was flying on his arms.
Nan Tianba couldn't manage so much, picked up a ledger and sat on the ground, and quickly looked up his name in the flickering and dim light.
Suddenly, a man rushed out of the bookcase door and went straight to the window, apparently coming in and closing the window. Coincidentally, a thunderbolt was blown out by a strong wind. Nan Tianba rolled eighteen on the spot and rolled behind the Taishi's chair, frightening his heart like a drum.
"Isn't this Pan Jinlian?"
This Pan Jinlian is also yes, you lie down under the man inside, just continue to enjoy it, what are you doing when you run out? If you don't close the window, you will die? Moreover, and you dare to be shameless, with a bare white body.
Nan Tianba looked at such a fragrant and glamorous scene, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva vigorously.
"Ahh
Pan Jinlian screamed, and the tone was so high that she almost didn't let Nan Tianba get up and jump out of the window and run. With the help of lightning, Pan Jinlian covered her chest with a disgraced face and turned around and ran back.
"What......'s wrong?
The man inside heard the scream of the gods rushing up into the sky and crying down, and rushed out in a hurry, he wondered if Pan Jinlian had been struck by lightning.
Pan Jinlian crashed into the man's arms, and the two hugged each other tightly.
"Old man, snake, there's a snake hanging from the window. ”
When the lantern was lit again, the man let go of Pan Jinlian, walked to the window to look at it, and said with a smile: "Isn't this my trouser belt......?"
Through the light, Nan Tianba saw clearly that the man was fat and fat, and he was the supreme leader of the Ascension Cave, the Ba Cave Master.
The next hour or so is an unforgettable and unforgettable hour for Nan Tianba.
Ba Dong Lord and Pan Jinlian were in the flower hall......
Late that night, Nan Tianba had a nosebleed, climbed over the wall with difficulty, and returned to his own room in "Songtao", and he didn't close his eyes all night.
The next day, after Nan Tianba learned that the wife of the owner of the Ascension Cave Ba Sanjiao Cave was Zhao Feiyan, all of Nan Tianba's problems were solved.
He wrote a letter to Pan Jinlian, pointing out how immoral her affair with the Lord of Ba Dong was. Of course, drawing a trouser belt and marking a snake is a must.
Two days later, another letter was written, saying that he was just an intermediary, as long as Pan Jinlian did it and changed the ages of the following ten people slightly, he could keep his mouth shut and not tell Zhao Feiyan, the wife of the Badong Lord, about that very immoral thing.
The next day, Nan Tianba got up and looked in the mirror and was delighted to find that he was eighteen years old again.
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Thinking of this, Nan Tianba couldn't help laughing.
I think back then, I was just a penniless poor quasi-immortal, and now I have tens of millions of silver tickets in my arms, and the title of deputy cave master sealed by the heavenly court on my head, what else can't I do?
Tonight, if it goes well, I'm going to ruin the Lord of Badong...... Nan Tianba really wanted to shout: Ascension Cave, Lao Tzu is here!