Tang Linkun was locked alone in the single room of the prison, this trumpet only has a small door half a person high, without any facilities, as soon as the door is closed, it is endlessly dark, except for the sound of his own breathing, he can't hear any other sound, and there is a faint smell of and urine. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The last time I was in the prison, I was a bit insulting to be locked in an iron cage like a kennel, but I was able to communicate with other people in the cage. Now I can't hear the wails and screams of the other prisoners, but my heart is inexplicably flustered.

Tang Linkun was in a super quiet single room here, and in less than half an hour, he could even hear his own heartbeat.

Two hours later, Tang Linkun, who was cultivating his luck, heard the sound of blood flowing in his veins. Tang Linkun, who was studying medicine, felt that the pressure in his inner ear was unbalanced, plus he was dizzy, and his brain began to think crankily.

The homeroom teacher in elementary school, the fair girl classmate he had a crush on, the dream lover Gao Yiyi who inspired his infinite imagination and creativity, the master, Hai Rui, and the younger sister of Tianzhu, and finally the big white pig in his grandmother's pigsty emerged......

Tang Linkun hurriedly stood up and kept walking, except for the sound of the soles of his feet rubbing against his shoes, he didn't make any other sounds, he lay on the ground and touched the ground, dense small round holes.

Approaching the wall, tapping with his knuckles, trying to make some sound, Tang Linkun was soon disappointed, the wall was soft. Tang Linkun took out the blood stone and inspected it, there were small squares the size of books raised on the ceiling, these were sound-absorbing devices, what were they doing here?

Although Tang Linkun couldn't think of the purpose of making these expensive ultra-quiet cells in the prison for the time being, it was definitely not to create a pure cultivation environment for the prisoners.

Tired of walking, Tang Linkun began to sing, starting with two tigers......

"Senior brother, are you next door?"

I don't know how long it tossed, Tang Linkun began to shout loudly. If you continue like this, you must be crazy.

No! I can't be crazy. Tang Linkun meditated on the spot and took a mouthful of fairy honey......

Tang Linkun didn't know that the single room in the prison he was in was very famous, called Mi Xuan.

The quietest place in this heavenly court was built by an Anglo-Saxon named Davis.

Dai Gong is a native of the United States of America, and when he was in the human world, he worked in the silent laboratory of the Nanotechnology Research Center, which has a military background, and once set a world record of minus 21 decibels. After turning his back on God and coming to heaven, he worked for more than 20 years as a warden in law enforcement, and three years ago, in the absence of nanomaterials, there was no condition to create conditions, and he made up this minus 10 decibel silence.

After the completion of Mi Xian, an unlucky egg named Jin Bajie who attempted to flirt with the fairy "Dianjiao Girl" (the woman holding the dragon boat) of the Hundred Flowers Fairy became Mi Xuan's experiment.

After a day and night, Jin Bajie was dragged out of Mi Yi, his ten fingers were bloody and fleshy, his nails turned out, he was already incontinent, and he had almost lost his hearing.

Since then, this little room has become the number one prison of the prison. Specialized in dealing with prisoners who require special treatment.

After seven days and nights of special treatment, Tang Linkun finally opened the small door.

"Squeak ——!", which usually sounds like a very common sound of opening the door, "squeak" shocked Tang Linkun's ears and bleed.

"Hey, what's going on?" said someone outside the door in surprise.

After Tang Linkun adapted to the light, he saw many people standing at the door of the prison.

"Come out, can you come out yourself?"

Tang Linkun drilled out of the small door, and in addition to a few jailers in front of him, there was also a blonde and blue-eyed ghost guy wearing a white coat and a mask. This ghost guy is extremely tall, like a basketball player.

"Are you sure it's been locked up for seven days and seven nights?" The ghost's eyes were full of suspicion, and the Shenzhou dialect was still very slippery.

"Returning to the warden, go in on the eighth day of the first month, and today is the fifteenth, a full seven days and nights. A jailer replied.

"How is this possible?"

Even the middle immortal stayed in the middle of the house for three days and nights, and when he came out, he should be covered in a foul smell, his eyes were dull, how could the eyes of this little fairy still be full of hatred for seven days and seven nights?

Warden Dai took out a pair of white gloves from his pocket and put them on, and as soon as he got started, he came to break Tang Linkun's jaw......

This extremely insulting action angered Tang Linkun at once, and he immediately turned into a tiger head, and took one of the ghost guy's hands in his mouth with one mouth.

"Ouch——!"

Dai Ghost didn't expect to meet a powerful character today, and he knelt on the ground in pain, "Quickly pry this tiger spirit's mouth open, save me!"

Several jailers hurriedly came over to help, Tang Linkun endured the continuous blows to the head, biting harder and harder, until a smell of blood came, and with a click, Tang Linkun shook his head and spit out the rough broken arm, and kicked the ghost guy's chin, and the ghost guy flew out more than a foot away, and he didn't wake up.

"This kid is crazy, put him back in lock!"

Seven or eight jailers saw that their warden was badly wounded, blood flowed, and his mouth was babbling, but they didn't dare to rush up, holding wind and fire sticks and gesturing at Tang Linkun from afar.

In the past seven days, Tang Linkun has tasted the loneliness and pain of eternal reincarnation, and after this violent venting, his anxious heart feels a little cool.

He sneered a few times, and said loudly to the jailers: "Your whole family is suffering from mad cow disease, tell your Lord Hai, if you have any powerful tricks, even if you use it, his grandfather Tang is waiting here......"

Tang Linkun had the intention to scare these jailers again, and he bluffed to rush at those jailers, so frightened that the jailers threw down the wind and fire sticks and turned around and ran.

"Haha......"

Tang Linkun, who was out of breath with laughter, turned his head and went into the silence, and it took a long time for several jailers to dare to come over and bolt the small door.

"This kid dares to bite off Warden Dai's arm, it seems that he is not ready to live, so he will simply simmer him to death......"

Several lawless jailers brought candles and sealed the small vents above the door with wax.

Unexpectedly, Hai Rui, this old guy, was in the same group as Xian Zhiliu, Tang Linkun heard that these jailers wanted to take his own life, and scolded Hai Rui a thousand times in his heart.

In fact, Tang Linkun was wrong to blame Hai Rui, after Tang Linkun was escorted away that day, Hai Rui also took special care of Master Shen, and asked him to order him to go down, remove the clavicle cuffs on Tang Linkun's hands, and not have to be imprisoned in the prison, go to the detention room to wait for the verdict.

Hai Rui has only been in law enforcement for a few days, how can he know that law enforcement is like a shady scene......

After another seven days and nights, the little door opened.

Two jailers came in and carried out Tang Linkun, who was sitting stiffly in Ruyi.

"Warden Dai, this kid has been dead for a long time. A jailer said after poking his breath under Tang Linkun's nose.

", go up and check it carefully, make sure it's dead, throw this kid into the sinkhole to feed the wolf......"

Warden Dai, who had only one arm left, didn't dare to get too close this time, and when he saw Tang Linkun, who was stiff, falling to the ground in an ugly posture, he threw down a sentence and walked away with the mutilated hand.

How could Tang Xiaoxian, who had a bloodstone amulet, die so easily, and after seven days of hard thinking and meditation, he came up with such a plan to cheat his death. As soon as he heard that he was going to be thrown into the sinkhole, and most of the plan was successful, he quickly closed the seven orifices, and his body was as stiff as wood.

He came up and kicked Tang Linkun's body with his foot, squatted down and turned Tang Linkun's eyes, and listened to it on his chest.

"He's been dead for many days, and he's still checking a fart, three dog spirits, you guys should get rid of him quickly! At night, law enforcement is like a condolence performance by the Silk Bamboo Song and Dance Troupe, and if you go late, you won't be able to grab a good position. ”

"Bullshit Song and Dance Troupe, let's pull the erhu for half an hour, this is the show, I don't want to watch it!" The one called Sangou Jing came up and touched Tang Linkun's body.

"Damn, this poor ghost is dressed like a dog, and he has nothing of value in his pocket. ”

Tang Linkun had already pretended to be dead, and took precautions and hid a few large silver tickets in the boots given by Sister Goose Fairy when he first entered the fairy world.

"His boots are okay, if you don't want the three dog spirits, give them to me. A jailer named Chicken Essence said.

Tang Linkun was shocked when he heard that a jailer said this. He regretted that he hadn't made two holes in the half-worn cowhide boots.

If the silver ticket is lost again, how can I go to Penglai Xiandao to find the prince of the east? What can I do to keep my boots? Fortunately, the three dog spirits expressed a different opinion:

"No, this kid is from Luo Zhen Town, if we return this corpse to them, we can still get some Shenzhou coins and flowers, and send him naked to the past, what does it look like? As the saying goes: wear other people's shoes, and run errands for others in the next life. If you really want to, take this cloak with you! wash the blood stains on it, and you can exchange it for some Shenzhou coins if you don't wear it......"

The three dog spirits acted skillfully, peeled off Tang Linkun's fur cloak and threw it to the jailer called the chicken essence.

"Three dog spirits, don't you know that Mrs. Junhou and Furong are both in a women's prison? Who are you going to give the body back to? I think you are crazy about money. ”

"Chicken essence, isn't there still a lily and an epiphany in Luo Zhen Town?"

"I think you've taken a fancy to them, and you want to slap them on the back with this corpse. Don't you daydream, can they take a fancy to you like a stinking dog?"

"Chicken essence, don't talk nonsense, come and take a hand, I'll carry this corpse to the feeding table and hide it first, and when I change it to Shenzhou coins, don't be red-eyed ......"

Tang's corpse was carried to the highest peak of law enforcement by the one called Sangou Jing-