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Early the next morning, Cabbage took Tian Boguang to climb the mountain and came to see the peak. Sure enough, under the black nunnery in the morning mist on the top of the mountain, there was a grass hut beside the mountain that had to be passed.

"Bastard old monk, I brought you your son-in-law. I haven't come out to inspect the goods yet!" Tian Boguang crossed his waist and yelled triumphantly.

And the cabbage standing behind him had the urge to kick the bastard down the mountain and kill the corpse.

"Tian Boguang?" A big monk sprang out of the grass hut, but it was the bastard he saw yesterday.

"Hahahaha, you thief, you are also slippery, you can slip away from under the nose of the monk, and you have some ability. The monk touched his bald head and laughed, and then suddenly raised his eyebrows, and scolded angrily: "When you are a bird, you are a man, so you are polite, how do you know that in order to survive, you will call flowers to prevaricate me, is it really that I monk can't kill you?"

"Stare at your dog's eyes and take a good look, this is the Linghu Chong you want!" Tian Boguang jumped and scolded: "I don't believe you let that nun's daughter come out to recognize you! Although I, Tian Boguang, am an evil outsider, how can I be a despicable person who is full of cannons in Juan's mess?"

"Really?" The monk approached the two of them with a hesitant expression, looked the cabbage up and down, and then shouted: "Are you Linghu Chong?

"I used to be Linghu Chong, but now my name is Zhang Zhengfan! Cabbage said with a smile.

The monk of "......" did not understand, rubbed and rubbed a big bald head, and finally slapped it and shouted: "What kind of mess, it doesn't matter! Whether you are the person my daughter wants to see or not, let my daughter know as soon as she recognizes it." If so, you stay with her and make her happy. Let her eat well, monk, I will not treat you badly. If not, hum!" The monk suddenly glared at Tian Boguang and said, "I'll kill you thief!"

After speaking, the monk stretched out his hand to grab the cabbage. That probably means to carry the cabbage in front of Yilin. Let Yilin recognize people.

But the cabbage is called the cabbage. But it's not really Chinese cabbage, how can it be carried around?

If you don't quit the monk, you won't be arrested!

"Monk, I know Yilin. You see, this is the Buddhist bead she gave me at that time. The cabbage showed the Buddha beads that he had been carrying on his wrist and said with a smile: "As for Brother Tian, I hope that the great monk will let him go, give him an antidote, and solve the acupoints." Let him go. ”

"Well——? "It's strange that I didn't quit and didn't arrest people, and then looked at the cabbage, nodded and said, "It's good, it's very slippery." Then he looked at the Buddha beads on the cabbage's wrist, glared and said: "This fragrant wood Buddha beads, five money strings at the foot of Heng Mountain, which nun in this nunnery doesn't have it? You are sent by my daughter, and it is given by my daughter......? It's a bird, and it's okay to put it, but you have to stop the trouble!"

"It seems that the Hengshan faction is not rich!" Cabbage looked at the Buddha beads on his wrist and sighed secretly. He didn't mind the price of the beads. It was because it was sent by Yilin, so he kept carrying it. In the eyes of cabbage, this Buddha bead is not poor, and the daughter is not heavy, and the mind of the nun Yilin is not something that can be measured by a mere copper smell.

Closed the wrist. Cabbage looked at the poor Tian Boguang on the side, and then turned his head to look at him and said, "How do you get rid of future troubles?"

"Is this ......" Bujie began to rub his big bald head again. After rubbing it for a long time, there was a loud "snap" beat: "Emasculated! Hahahaha, yes, emasculated! This punishes his previous sins and eliminates future troubles." It's a good idea!"

Cabbage touched his chin, nodded and said, "Reasonable." Anyway, he has ruined the innocence of many women before, and there should always be a law. ”

"Ahh

As a result, before he could run two steps, he was caught back by the cabbage.

"Two grandfathers, two ancestors, let me go, I, Tian Boguang, swear that I will never do that dirty thing in the future. If I break this oath, I will not be able to die a good death!" Tian Boguang cried miserably, tears and snot flowing. At this time, his intestines were full of remorse, and if he had known that there were two evil gods behind the nun, he promised that he would not dare to glance at the nun at that time. It's a pity, now it's called heaven is not spiritual, and earth is not right. Alas——, at this time, I knew: there is no regret medicine in life, and it is difficult to buy it for a thousand dollars!

"It's a happy person!" he looked at the cabbage with admiration on his face and laughed. After finishing and going to take off Tian Boguang's pants.

"Don't be so troublesome!" Cabbage laughed, stopped the unquit monk, and then picked up Tian Boguang and slapped Tian Boguang on the abdomen.

Tian Boguang "grunted", and everyone twitched in pain. Can it not hurt, although the palm of the cabbage did not cut his limbs, but it destroyed his Jingguan Yang lock and cut off all the nerves of his liferoot, from now on, except for shhhhh

The monk who did not quit took Tian Boguang's vein with one hand, and then laughed and said: "Good means, but it is cleaner than what the monk did! Yes, yes, my daughter's vision is really extraordinary." ”

"Now that the previous sin has been punished, shouldn't the great monk give him an antidote and relieve his acupoints?" asked Cabbage with a smile.

"Hahaha, what kind of poison, it's just a stinky mud pill under my armpit of the monk. I don't know that this thief spared his life and really became poison. Hahaha" I'm so unhappy if I don't quit laughing.

The cabbage looked at the dirty appearance of the body, and secretly shuddered, thinking: That thing is not ...... poison

After laughing, he stretched out his hand and dotted more than ten times on the back of Tian Boguang's body, and then pressed on the top of Tian Boguang's head with one palm, and spit out his strength, and then said proudly: "Although the poison is a joke, this ability to seal the muscles and lock the veins is a monk's stunt." As long as you give my daughter a comfortable service and make her happy, I'll teach you how?"

Cabbage shook his head with a smile and said, "I asked myself how many more efforts I have, but I don't dare to be greedy for the monk's stunts." Yilin is a good girl, if you don't, I will naturally take care of it. If anyone bullies her, I will let anyone who cannot survive and die. This one. Great monk, you can rest assured. ”

"Hahahaha!" The monk laughed again, looking at the cabbage and admiring it more and more: "Good, good, but he is a bright and upright man." In that case, let's go. Let's go see my daughter. ”

The cabbage waved his hand. first helped Tian Boguang up, and then put one hand on his back, and poured a divine power into it to help Tian Boguang perform qi luck. Tian Boguang's meridians have been locked for a long time. If you don't help him recover as soon as possible, this effort will be discounted.

After a while, Tian Boguang's originally pale face regained its blood color, but he still looked depressed and sad. Also, let a guy with color addiction not lift for life. This kind of punishment is worse than death.

"What are you trying to do?" Cabbage scolded: "Those women who have suffered adultery at your hands, have you ever thought about what will happen to them in the future? You only want to be happy for a while, but let them be despised for the rest of your life, shouldn't you repay your debts? Otherwise, it is not a pity to die a thousand times according to what you have done! I will not teach you today, but you will go back and see the women who have been insulted by you. And then think about what the future holds. This hand-to-hand herringbone, although its shape is simple, its meaning is deep, if you can't be down-to-earth in the future, be a man who stands up to the sky. But it's also in vain! That's it, you can do it yourself. ”

"Hahahaha, reasonable!" Buqi patted the cabbage on the shoulder and laughed, then rubbed his bald head and said, "The more the monk looks at you, the more he likes it." It's rare that my daughter also likes you, so it's better than this. If you marry my daughter, you will save her from spending her life in this suffocating nunnery. ”

"Great monk, you are also a member of Buddhism, how can this kind of talk be messy?"

"What kind of chaos, the monk I don't quit the law, that's no taboo, don't think it's a precept!" The monk who doesn't quit is furious: "I'm Yilin's father, I let her marry, that's right." Who dares to say a word nonsense?"

"This, I'm strange, since you have married a wife, why don't you return the world? And you actually let Yilin become a nun? If you believe in Buddhism wholeheartedly, you don't believe it if you kill me. ”

"That's a long story. The monk's voice was full of sighs.

..................

The figures of the two gradually disappeared into the mountain fog, and only the sound was faintly heard.

Tian Boguang suddenly exhaled a long breath, stood up from the ground, looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, and then looked at the towering mountains in front of him, the morning mist, and suddenly let out a long whistle, which caused the mountains to echo, turned around and galloped away.

Hearing Tian Boguang's whistling, Cabbage and Buqi looked back, and when they turned around and walked again, both of them had smiles on their faces.

The monk who did not quit was also refreshed, and he told him about the matter between himself and Yilin's mother, and then sighed: "I was going to go to the world to have a wife, Yilin was still in swaddling clothes, and it was inconvenient to take it, I just happened to meet the old nun of Dingyi who was practicing in Baiyun Nunnery at that time, she had something to do with my daughter, and she also had some identity in the Hengshan faction, so I entrusted Yilin to her to raise on my behalf." No, Yilin has become a nun. ”

As soon as the cabbage heard this, he suddenly felt that this unquit monk and his nun wife were rare wonders in the world. Not only that, but after marrying the nun's wife, he will not return to the vulgar, but he also boasts that he is used to wearing monk's clothes, and other clothes are uncomfortable. As for the nun's wife who does not quit the monk, it is even more strange among the wonderful. This vinegar is so powerful that it is absolutely rare in the world. Unexpectedly, just because he didn't quit the monk's joke, he put on a big hat of "negative heart and luckily lustful", threw down his infant daughter and ran away from home, and walked away for more than ten years?

Yilin, who is also a loss, was raised by the old nun of the Hengshan faction, if it is to follow these two strange ...... , the consequences are unimaginable!

After a gossip, the two of them came to the Shuiyue Nunnery with black tiles and green walls, did not quit or knock on the door, and shouted directly: "Baby girl, Dad, I see that you are here! I also put Zhang Zhengfan ...... , No, it used to be Ling Hu Chong, and now it's Zhang Zhengfan's one who brought it to you!"

The loud voice of the mountains that directly called echoed and echoed.

With a "squeak", the heavy black nunnery door opened, and it was not Yilin who came out, but Dingyi, who had angry eyebrows and a long sword out of the sheath.

"No. What do you mean by harassing my apprentice four times?" the old nun Dingyi jumped out of the door and shouted loudly.

"What about your apprentice?" "I am still her father!"

"Phew!" Dingyi squirted, "In vain, you are also a monk, don't you know what it means to be a monk?"

"What do you mean?" shouted "The old law is not quitting." Old nuns, don't take your kind of things to me. I don't want you today, I'm my daughter! You hurry up and let my baby girl out, or you won't blame me for breaking the rules, go in by yourself!"

"You dare!" Ding Yi shook the long sword in his hand. Shouted.

"Why don't I dare!" the monk put his hands on his waist and roared back.

"Dad, what are you doing again?" Yilin, who looked anxious, ran out of the door at this time, standing behind Dingyi at a loss. Behind her, there were many probes looking at the lively nuns.

"I didn't make a fuss! It's you, the old nun, who are making trouble. He waved his hand and explained.

The cabbage was really speechless and asked the sky, and once again concluded in his heart: Everyone here is sick, and they are not lightly sick.

Turning her head to look at Yi Lin, the nun was really getting thinner and thinner, her delicate figure was shrouded in a wide gray monk's robe, and she looked anxious at this time, and she couldn't bear and was reluctant to look, even more weak, and pitiful.

So he clasped his fists to Master Dingyi and said loudly, "Teacher." Long time no see. In the next Zhang Zhengfan, I want to see Master Lingtu Yilin to thank Master for chanting and praying for blessings that day. I also hope that the teacher will be convenient. ”

"Zhang Zhengfan?" Ding Yi looked puzzled, frowning and looking the cabbage up and down, as if he couldn't remember where he had seen this person.

“......。 Senior Brother Linghu?" Yilin was also stunned, but after taking a closer look at the cabbage, she immediately recognized it. I saw her running a few steps and coming to the cabbage. Look at the unkempt and ragged cabbage. Before he could speak, he wept first.

"Order...... Senior Brother Linghu, you ...... , how come you even misremember your own name?" Yilin's pearl-like tears continued to slide down the corners of her eyes, and Ai Ai seemed to want to grab the cabbage's sleeve but didn't dare: "You must have suffered a lot...... Have you ever been bullied? Are you hungry?" When I saw that the cabbage still had the Buddha beads she gave that day on her wrist, the tears fell like rain. \

"Are you Linghu Chong?" Ding Yi saw Yi Lin's demeanor, and his heart suddenly became nameless, not at Yi Lin, but at this guy who disturbed his apprentice's cultivation: "Okay, you are a person who has committed a crime, deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, how dare you appear here!"

Cabbage Chong Yilin smiled, then looked at Ding Yi and said, "My name used to be Ling Hu Chong, but now my name is Zhang Zhengfan." I was confused for more than ten years, but now I remember the consequences. So naturally, there is nothing to do anymore to make Fox Chong. Even if it wasn't Linghu Chong, the matter of beating Yue Buqun was not a crime, bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors. ”

"Hmph, what a cunning and slippery man, is it true that Master Yue has raised you for more than ten years? Is it true that he taught you martial arts? You don't know how to repay your kindness, and you actually hurt him, how can you not be an ungrateful and shameless person?" Ding Yi scolded angrily.

Cabbage smiled faintly: "My mother raised me and taught me, and I respect my mother." As for martial arts, hehe, I have already returned it to Yue Buqun. My current ability has nothing to do with him. The teacher doesn't know the cause and effect, and I don't bother to defend it. But I only reminded the teacher once: superficial things seem to be true but not true, and unreasonable things seem to be false but not false. The teacher has been enlightened all his life, and he should also know that this earthly world, true and false, false and false, false and false, is just a mirror and a lot of time, and he cannot be clarified, so why should he be cleared up?

The cabbage talks eloquently, although it is unkempt and ragged, but it has a calm demeanor and a downright temperament. What is said, if it is not for the world's knowledge, free and unrestrained people, they will never come out.

"Amitabha, the donor's words are with him, the Buddha's reasoning is profound, and he is really a very person. Senior Sister Dingyi, you are indeed in love. Behind the black mountain gate, the two old nuns slowly walked out.

The first one was the head of the Hengshan faction who he had seen in Hengshan City when he was pretending to be the ancestor of Hengshan.

"Linghu ...... , Senior Brother Zhang, these two, the first is my Hengshan faction's head Dingxian Master, and the second is the Precept Seat Dingjing Master. They and my master are both masters of the Tao, and they are called Heng Shan Ding. Yilin hid behind Zhang Zhengfan at this time, reminding Zhang Zhengfan loudly, and respectfully saluting Dingxian Dingjing.

"Dingyi has seen the two senior sisters. Master Dingyi also saluted.

After returning the salute slightly, he came to Zhang Zhengfan and the monk with a serene state.

Even the bastard monk who does not quit. Seeing the Dingxian Master, he also raised one palm to his chest, bowed his head and said: "Amitabha, the non-ordained monk has seen the teacher." ”

Ding Xian smiled back and laughed: "Don't quit senior brother to be polite." ”

And Zhang Zhengfan looked at Yilin's face. also clenched his fists. Dao Sheng had seen two divisions.

The number of courtesies is over, and he said: "Don't quit senior brother, donor, before the mountain gate." It's noisy, but it's a bit presumptuous. Since the two of them came to see Yilin's nephew, although my Hengshan faction is a nunnery, it is not an unfriendly person. It's just that the nuns are all nuns, so it's inconvenient to entertain guests. Also look at Haihan. It's not as good as this, the Houshan Meditation Pavilion is also a place with a good scenery, and please wait for the two of you, and the poor nuns will let people serve tea and hospitality. As for Master Yilin's nephew, how about coming back to the two of you after the morning class is over?"

"Hahaha, it's still Shi Mingli. Bujie rubbed his bald head and smiled: "In this way, I will wait for myself to go to the meditation pavilion and disturb your Qing Xiu." Monk, I'll compensate you. "The monk clasped his hands together and bowed, which was also refreshing.

"I don't know that the teachers are in the morning class, take the liberty, take the liberty!" Cabbage also arched his hand and smiled: "The teachers are at their own convenience." I went to the meditation pavilion with the non-precept monk to wait, and where I was disturbed, I also looked at Haihan. ”

At the end, the cabbage and the non-precept monk turned around and went down the mountain. Since looking at the side of the mountain, the mountain meditation pavilion has gone.

When the cabbage turned around, he looked at the two gourds hanging behind the cabbage. couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and then relieved. I thought to myself: What kind of character is the ancestor of Hengshan? But I have a lot of heart.

Fortunately, the two gourds of the cabbage are now set in the cloth cover, otherwise, they may have been seen by Dingxian to see the flaws.

"Senior sister, do you really let Yilin's child go to see these two bastards?" Dingyi said with some reluctance.

Yi Lin was looking at the backs of Bujie and Cabbage who were slightly distracted, and when she heard the master's words, she hurriedly ran behind Dingyi, bowing her head and not daring to speak. At this time, even she herself was secretly surprised, how dare she ignore the running order just now...... Senior Brother Zhang went in front of him.

"Okay!" Ding Xian shook his head slightly and said: "Although the senior brother who does not quit is a little upside down, he has a deep father-daughter affection for Yilin, so he is not in the way." As for Zhang Zhengfan, I look at his speech, and he can be regarded as a frank and upright person, although I don't know why he suddenly changed his name and surname and clashed with the head of Yue, but there must be a hidden secret. Therefore, it is not easy to draw conclusions. If you are still not at ease, let the dumb mother-in-law in charge of sweeping the tower in the backyard accompany Yilin. ”

"But that dumb mother-in-law is deaf and dumb, how can she ......" Ding Yicai said again, but he was looked at by Ding Xian and didn't dare to say more.

Ding Xian sighed slightly, and asked rhetorically: "Do you still want to hear what they have to say? Your own heart is not yet quiet, how can your disciple's heart be quiet? Alas——, Amitabha, wronged, wronged!"

Immediately, without saying much, he turned around and led a few people into the mountain gate.

There was another "squeak", the black mountain gate was closed, and after a while, the sound of chanting sounded in the nunnery.

The Meditation Pavilion of the Back Mountain is built on a huge rock hanging and convex on the edge of the cliff behind the mountain behind the Visible Peak. Sitting quietly in the pavilion, looking at the reckless mountains and dense jungles at your feet, you can feel the breeze and white clouds all around, and you have a fairy-like feeling. Of course, those who have fear of heights can't come, otherwise there are no guardrails and no walls, and they may fall down and make some compensation disputes.

At this moment, in the pavilion, the monk who does not quit is still persuading the cabbage to marry Yilin as a wife. What my daughter is as gentle as water, beautiful as a flower, marrying her is the blessing of your elders; what is your father-in-law, I am not greedy for money, and the other is not too poor, as long as you two get married, I will find a big mansion for the two of you, so that you two can have no worries about food and clothing; why I only have two wishes in this life, one is Yilin and her mother, and the other is that Yilin can have a good home, if you help me complete one first, the merit is immeasurable...... , blah blah blah, only the cabbage has two ears and gold stars in his eyes, if it weren't for him Yilin's father, he would have kicked under the pavilion earlier.

If the cabbage doesn't have a good impression of Yilin at all, that's fake! If he doesn't have a good feeling, he won't go all the way to Hengshan, right! Yilin's purity and kindness really make the cabbage heart move and appreciate. But you can't take all the girls home in your arms because you have a good feeling, right? What, you have to be happy with each other, and you have to be in love, right? And if you think about Yilin, then how can you be undefeated in the East? That is the style of the first queen today, the domineering master who rebels and rebels. At the same time, with a word of conscience, the cabbage's undefeated feelings for the East are deeper than those for Yilin. We can't hurt other girls' girls because of this favor and appreciation, right? This score is clear, we have to be reasonable!

After waiting for a while, I saw Yilin holding an old and ugly wife. Step by step, slowly walk up the mountain path. Whenever she is in danger, Yilin always supports her wife carefully, so she walks a little slowly. But Yilin didn't have the slightest impatience on her face, she was just not impatient, and patiently and meticulously supported the hunched back. A wife with slanted eyebrows and crooked eyes. Slowly walked towards the meditation pavilion.

Bu quit looking at the wife with an unhappy face, but she endured the inconvenience of sexual inconvenience. It is estimated that if it were a man, he would have been thrown into the pavilion by the unabstained monk.

The cabbage was slightly stunned at this time, because he breathed from his wife's figure. found that this wife's martial arts are very clever, there are several dangers, she can quietly pretend to be Yilin's hand to walk on the ground, it seems that Yilin protects her, but in fact, she protects Yilin. And the wife's breath is very long. The extracorporeal airflow circulates on its own, and it is already the realm of a first-class master.

And this wife is disguised! Inferring from her breath and figure, the cabbage must be no more than fifty years old, but she has made herself look like she is sixty or seventy years old, which is one of the flaws. The second flaw is because the skin on her face is completely unrevealed, which is impossible for ordinary people, and it is obviously caused by covering things. Ever since he saw the undefeated disguise methods of the East, the cabbage has been able to familiarly rely on breath sensing to distinguish the difference.

To be in the midst of the world. The only person who can have this ability to perceive the nuances is a cabbage with divine power. Therefore, many things that others can't find, cabbage can be seen as if it were fire.

What is this wife? Cabbage scratched her face, and there were some doubts in her heart. But look at the eyes of his wife and Yilin. It was definitely a look of genuine love and doting. Don't......

Cabbage looked at the impatient monk who did not quit, and then looked at his wife, and affirmed again in his heart: everyone in this world is sick!

When Yilin led the ugly wife to the pavilion, she smiled at the cabbage and said unapologetically: "Dad." Senior Brother Zhang, I'm late. Don't be surprised. This is the dumb mother-in-law who sweeps the tower in the backyard of our Hengshan Mountain, and she is the best for me. I will follow her in any matter that matters, although she is deaf and dumb and cannot hear or speak, but she can always give me comfort and love. Today, the master asked her to come with me, and you are not allowed to look down on her. ”

Wan Yilin helped his wife sit down in the pavilion, and carefully pulled away his wife's hair that was blown away by the mountain wind. Only then did he say to his wife: "Dumb mother-in-law, one here is my father, and the other is my savior, Senior Brother Zhang." I'll talk to them, can you sit here and wait for me for a while?" Although she knew that this dumb mother-in-law couldn't hear it, Yilin still treated her like an ordinary person, which shows the depth of her relationship with this dumb mother-in-law.

Zhang Zhengfan watched coldly, only to see that he was irritable and rubbed and rubbed a bald head. But he didn't dare to disturb his daughter talking to his wife, which shows his doting on his daughter.

And the wife, who seemed to be expressionless, had actually looked at the cabbage once, and when she looked at the appearance of not quitting, her eyes showed a trace of strange disdain and indignation, which was completely the wife's demeanor when she was dissatisfied with her husband's behavior.

So at this time, the cabbage guessed that it was already eighty percent sure.

"Click!" the cabbage suddenly slashed into his wife's neck with a palm as swift as the wind, and the wife didn't expect the cabbage to do this, so she was completely defenseless, and was naturally stunned by the cabbage's palm.

"Senior Brother Zhang, you ...... , why are you doing this?" Yi Lin looked at the dumb mother-in-law lying in her arms in surprise, with an unknown expression.

Bujie jumped up and scolded: "A deaf and dumb ugly wife, how can you do it?

"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient!" Cabbage smiled and waved her hand, and then smiled at Yilin: "Are you sure she is deaf and dumb?"

"Of course. Yi Lin looked at the cabbage a little angrily and said, "The dumb mother-in-law has taken care of me for more than ten years, how could I not know." Sheet...... Senior Brother Zhang, I'm going to be angry if you're like this. ”

"Well, you bastard, you dare to make my baby girl angry, see if I don't shoot you to death!"

"Shoot me to death, you won't be your wife!" Cabbage didn't care at all and smiled.

"What...... What?" The non-precepting monk was really stunned, and then grabbed Zhang Zhengfan's shirt and said, "Do you know where my wife is? I'll go right away!"

"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient. The cabbage held down the unquitting hand and smiled: "Watch me make a trick for you." ”

"What kind of trick, I don't want to watch it, tell me quickly, where is my wife?" Anxious wow wow yelled. Shaking the cabbage vigorously.

"Don't watch the trick, don't wife, do you see it?" Cabbage was completely helpless and shouted.

"Look, I look!" Sit down on the stool: "You change quickly, change quickly, okay, I'll tell me where my wife is after reading you! If you slap me, I will definitely slap you to death!"

Yi Lin hugged the dumb mother-in-law who fainted. I couldn't hear it, and my eyes were full of question marks.

"Great monk, look, I've changed!" Cabbage walked beside the dumb mother-in-law who had fainted, took a closer look behind her hair bun and ears, then smiled slightly, picked her fingers, and tore off a thin piece of human skin-like stuff from the dumb mother-in-law's face.

"Huh?" Yilin was startled, and her hand holding the mute mother-in-law couldn't help but tighten.

The non-precepting monk was dumbfounded. Muttering can't be idioms.

I saw that after tearing off the human skin mask, the dumb mother-in-law no longer had slanted eyebrows and crooked eyes on her face, but became a beautiful woman with a somewhat pale complexion. Although there are some crow's feet wrinkles at the corners of the eyes, it is still a beautiful face that can make your heart stop.

"Wife, wife!" Bujie suddenly cried and snatched the woman from Yilin's hand. Dead in his arms, howling and crying. Crying halfway. Suddenly stopped, glared at the cabbage and scolded: "You are a thief, why did you knock my wife unconscious? Come on, come on, the monk has to fight with you." ”

"Are you sure?" Cabbage laughed and said: "Listen to what you say, your wife is unparalleled in the world, if you and I fight, and then run away when she wakes up, do you plan to do it for more than ten years?"

"Don't fight, don't fight!" Bu Qu was really shocked when he heard this, and hugged the woman firmly and said: "I will hold her like this for the rest of my life, even if she wakes up and beats me and bites me, I will never let go, so she can't escape!"

"Daddy, this ...... That's really me...... My mother?" Yi Lin was stunned for a moment, then came back to her senses and asked the girl in her arms.

"Isn't it exactly!" looked at the girl in his arms with pity, and nodded again and again: "It's true, my father did something wrong back then, and your mother ran away from home in a fit of anger, and I haven't been there for more than ten years." I swore that if I were to kiss you, I would promise her that I would never look at any woman but your mother again, and never speak to any woman except yours. God can see mercy, finally let me kiss your mother. Your father and I will hold her and never let go!"

"Great monk, it's not a way for you to hold her all the time, do you eat and drink, and pee all the time and hold her?

He blinked with a pair of bull's eyes, and nodded again and again: "It's really inappropriate, it's really inappropriate." Is there anything you can do? Senior Brother Zhang, Uncle Zhang, can you tell me? As long as you can keep my wife from running away and stay with me obediently, I can call you your ancestor, monk. ”

"Dad, look at what you're talking about!" Yi Lin couldn't listen to it anymore, glared at her in disgust, looked at the cabbage and said, "Senior Brother Zhang, are you ...... What can you do, tell my father, okay? He has been my mother for more than ten years, and he has run all over the world, and it is really hard, and even I feel distressed when I look at it. If you really have a way, you can tell him, I'...... , I'll kneel down for you......" Wan Yilin wants to kneel.

Cabbage grabbed Yilin's hand, and said: "I can't help it, I can't help it, Senior Sister Yilin, what are you doing, I, I'm here ()." ”

Yilin only felt that her hand was tight, and she was grabbed by Zhang Zhengfan, her face turned red for no reason, and she was so ashamed that she lowered her head and didn't dare to look at Zhang Zhengfan again.

"Great monk, do you listen to anything from me?" Cabbage grabbed Yilin's hand and didn't let go, for fear that she would kneel down or something again. Then he turned his head to look at the non-precepting monk.

"Listen, you must listen. The monk nodded repeatedly.

"Then listen well! The first step, what about you, first use your tendon sealing and vein locking skill to seal her acupoint, so that she can't run away if she wants to, right?"

Bujie nodded, and then hesitated: "She is strong, if I treat her like this." I'm afraid ......"

"Hey——, I'm not done yet. You only did this by grabbing her person, but not by her heart, and she will naturally resist violently. But according to my plan, you will ensure that she will be obedient and stay by your side in the future. Cabbage laughed.

"What a ploy. You're fast. Quick!" The monk looked at the cabbage anxiously.

"The second step, when you seal her acupoint, your uninhabited secluded place, tie her up. When she wakes up, she naturally scolds you, this is her resentment, you must listen obediently, and you can't be angry. But there is no apology. When she gets tired of scolding and her grievances come out, you start scolding her again!"

The monk nodded again and again, and after listening, his eyes popped out: "Let her scold me and get angry, this is right, don't scold, she beat me and kick me, and I also feel like a pleasant person." But...... How dare I scold her?!"

"It's okay if you don't understand (). Just do what I do. Cabbage waved his hand and said: "Between men and women, you can't be blindly weak, nor can you be blindly tough, you always have to have a balance." Otherwise, what would it be? You scolded her for being the number one vinegar altar in the world, and you scolded her for not having the guts. You call her irresponsible. If you were angry at the beginning. I can beat and scold, but I can't run! At that time, Yilin was still in infancy. You are a rough man, and you will not take care of it. Second, there is no milk to feed, this must be a good thing, you ask her if her conscience is at ease?"

"Reasonable!" he patted his bald head and nodded fiercely: "You can scold this!"

Yilin's face turned even redder when she heard Zhang Zhengfan's milkless feeding, and she only felt that these two bastards were not vulgar, how could they talk these bastards in front of a girl like her. But in the end, it was for the sake of my father and mother to get back together, so I endured my shyness and kept silent.

"First, you ask her if she admits her mistake, if she doesn't say, you take off one of her clothes, and if she scolds you, you take off another piece of her clothes. Anyway, one purpose is to take her off the stripes until she is naked. Then, you and your monk have already admitted that they have made a mistake, and if they make a mistake, they will take off a piece of clothing by themselves, and they will take off their stripes until they are naked. In this way, when the two sides see each other frankly, what misunderstanding can there be? It is the so-called husband and wife, the head of the bed and the end of the bed. This last step, what did you do when you got married, what did you do, she was sealed by you, and naturally she couldn't beat you. When everything is done, I promise that your wife will forgive you and will never leave you again. "The cabbage pointed at his hands and feet, and his mouth frothed.

The monk nodded like a pecking of rice, and said continuously: "High, really high! It's really high! Hahahaha, I'm going!"

The two of them were happy, and here Yilin was already ashamed to almost drill down to the ground. His face was like fire, and his palms were sweaty. Covering his ears with one hand, he barely shrunk his head into the monk's robe.

Cabbage looked at the back of the non-quit monk gradually disappearing, and consciously did a great deed. I couldn't help but laugh. After laughing, he came back to his senses, quickly let go of the hand holding Yilin's hand, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "That, haha, that...... , I'm not here to reconcile your father and mother...... , haha, haha"

"Senior Brother Zhang...... Thank you for your kindness. Yilin, who was red-faced, was quite polite, lowered her head, folded her hands, and bowed to Zhang Zhengfan.

"You're welcome, you're welcome!" Zhang Zhengfan hurriedly waved his hand.

After Yilin finished saluting, she didn't dare to look up at the cabbage, she lowered her head and looked at her toes, and said after a while: "No...... I don't know what Senior Brother Zhang is doing when he comes to Hengshan...... What's the matter?"

After asking a question, Yi Lin's heart was like a deer, and her face felt even hotter. She thought to herself: In case, Senior Brother Zhang misses me, how should I answer? Wan, what if...... He came all the way to see me, what should I do......? For a moment, she couldn't think of how to deal with it at all, she just felt her body tremble. But even so, there is a hint of expectation in my heart.

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Whew, I've been writing all afternoon, and my butt hurts when I'm sitting!

10,000 words, ah!

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