691 Meng、Do you think there is no boss?
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Tang Sen and his party finally packed up all the Rulai, and they could safely go back to Lingyundu to join the large army, but at this time, there was one person who was extremely melancholy......
Sha Wu sat quietly next to Qiyu Rulai, who was knocked to the ground, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Hey, is there a mistake? I am also a member of the assault team, why didn't I even mention half a word from beginning to end? Is it really good for you guys to do this? I have been working very hard, okay?" ”
Obviously it is a novel that has exceeded two million words, but as one of the most important core members of the Journey to the West, Sha Wujing has received a pitiful description, only no more than 20,000 words, which accounts for less than one percent of the members, what kind of core member is it? How dare you say that she is one of the protagonists of the novel?
Sha Wujing picked up a big stone from the ground next to her and smashed it the bald head of the uncertain achievement.
"Oops!" Bukong Chengrulai was already seriously injured, and he actually received a stone, and he screamed: "Who? Who hit me with a stone? Don't let me know who you are, or I will be finished with you." ”
Sha Wujing stood in front of him and sneered: "It was your aunt and grandmother who smashed it, and you came to beat me!"
If you don't have empty achievements, you will look left and right: "Who? Who is hitting me with a stone, and there is a kind of you coming out." ”
Sha Wujing came to a very close distance in front of him: "It's your aunt and me!"
Bu Empty Cheng Rulai continued to look left and right: "Who? who smashed me? Get out of here!"
"I'll wipe it!" Sha Wujing moved another stone over, slapped it on the face of Bukong Chengrulai, and then patted her buttocks, and chased Tang Sen and his party down the mountain.
Tang Sen and his entourage returned to Lingyundu, only to see that across a wide river, the two armies were still facing each other, the army of the Great Leiyin Temple was on this side of the river, and the army of Heavenly Court was on the other side of the river, and on the single-plank bridge in the middle of the river, Amitabha Buddha and Yuan Shi Tianzun were still facing each other.
Tang Sen shouted, "Everyone, stop fighting! ”
The people of Da Lei Yin Temple were startled, why did Tang Sen run behind him? They turned around and looked at it in unison, only to see Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva, Puxian Bodhisattva and others all walking with Tang Sen, which made people even more incomprehensible, how did these people get together?
Tang Sen said to Maitreya Buddha: "Mr. Maitreya, please explain the situation to the people of Da Lei Yin Temple, I will go and explain the situation to the people of Heavenly Court, we will not fight between the two families in the future, and it is the king to work together to build a beautiful new life." ”
Maitreya snorted: "Hmph, the speech is as good as the news broadcast, and you are working together to build a better life, why don't you say that you are under the leadership of the party?" ”
Townwend: "......"
Wen Susu was furious: "Hey, fat man, how did you talk to Tang Sen? ”
Maitreya Khan said with a bitter face: "Brother Tang, I'm sorry, I didn't speak well just now, don't take it to heart, let's work together to build a better life under your leadership in the future." ”
Townwend: "......"
Maitreya walked to the military formation of the Great Leiyin Temple, it seemed that he had gone to tell the bald monks the truth of the matter, and Tang Sen also walked across the single-plank bridge, returned to the side of the heavenly court, and told Zhang Duxue about what happened on the mountain.
After listening to what happened, everyone couldn't help but sigh, it turned out that Maitreya Buddha rebelled for this nameless reason, what is the difference between this and the rebellion of Yuan Shi Tianzun......?
The soldiers of the two armies soon got the order from the high-level, and all the truth was revealed, and the soldiers of the two armies looked at each other across the river, and couldn't help but cry, what were the high-level people doing, making such a big array staff make the low-level soldiers throw their heads and spill blood, and the result was all messing around.
Just when everyone was embarrassed, a small group of people suddenly walked up on the mountain road, and everyone looked at it, it turned out to be Huangmei girl, mouse spirit, tiger girl and other girls, helping the injured Rulai girl. It turned out that the Rulai girl escaped from Lingshan after being injured by Maitreya, and hid in a cave not far away, and heard that Tang Sen led an army to attack the mountain and wanted to recapture the Da Lei Yin Temple for her, so she came back, because she was injured and moved slowly, but it only arrived at this time, and the battle was over.
Tang Sen saw Miss Rulai for the first time, and looked carefully, this girl was twenty-eight years old, both physically and mentally very mature, unlike the young girl of eighteen or nineteen, the typical figure of a royal sister, which made men think about it.
Seeing Tang Sen, Miss Rulai was also very happy, her eyes flashed with stars: "Wow, it's Lord Otaku Patron Saint, I have seen many introductions about you on the Internet, and now when I see a real person, I feel more handsome than the photos on the Internet." I'm so happy to hear that you're here to marry me, so let's get married. ”
The Great Khan of Townsen.
Miss Rulai said happily: "However, it's not too late to get married or something, I have something urgent to go home to deal with now...... On the day Maitreya's rebellion kicked me out, I happened to have a game that was playing at a critical juncture, and I hid in a cave outside for the past few days, thinking about my game progress all the time, thinking about how to get through that level...... Now that I can finally go home, I need to hurry back and beat that level. ”
Everyone: "......"
"There's a backlog of new cartoons that have been backlogged for several days.,I can't see the live broadcast anymore.,I have to find a replay ......" Miss Rulai looked excited: "Quick, take me back to my room." Oh, I'm sorry, Otaku Patronus, let's wait until I'm done with these things. ”
Everyone shook their heads together: Okay, this thing is still an otaku girl after all, and her games and cartoons are more important than handsome guys.
Tang Sen said seriously: "It makes sense, games and animations are very important, you have to get it done before you are in the mood to do something else, I can understand this." Let's go through the level and watch the animation. ”
"I'll rub it, can you understand this?" the girls were shocked.
Tang Sen said with a look of course: "What is this incomprehensible? I've seen her like this since I was a child, and I've long been used to it, isn't this a normal otaku performance? Do you think an otaku girl is like? As soon as she sees a handsome guy, she runs out of the house? Cut, it's a pseudo house, it's not a real house at all. I deeply despise the pseudo-otaku, only the real otaku in this world is the most beautiful, and the otaku girl does everything right. ”
Girls: "......"
Well, I always thought that Heavenly Court and Da Lei Yin Temple were unreliable, but in fact, the real most unreliable person was Tang Sen.
All the girls bowed.
Zhang Duxue looked at the army staring at each other on both sides of the river, and then looked at the gods and Buddhas who had calmed down, and smiled: "Hey, aren't we ushering in a happy ending now......? After going back, I can go to school with Tang Sen, get out of school together, occasionally meet when I eat in the cafeteria, occasionally meet when I borrow books in the library, and participate in the autumn outings, sports meets, and various exams organized by the school together...... I really want to get back to that life as soon as possible. ”
"We're going too!" the rest of the girls shouted, "We're going to college too." ”
"No, your level...... It is estimated that it has to start from the elementary school of mankind. Zhang Duxue said with a serious expression: "How much effort do you think I put into being admitted to university?"
"Is the school of mankind so difficult?" Yuan Shi Tianzun said disapprerovitically: "My knowledge is good, "University", "The Mean", "Analects", "Mencius", "Book of Songs", "Book of Rites", "Zhou Yi", "Spring and Autumn", I have memorized them all backwards, what else can I be tested? I have reached the apex of human knowledge, it cannot be higher, just a university, hum ......"
Zhang Duxue sneered: "Yes, then let me ask you a high school question, and you can see if you can answer it." ”
Yuan Shi Tianzun sneered: "Just ask." ”
Zhang Duxue said: "Knowing a+b+c=3, ab=ac=bc=2, find the value of a^3+b^3+c^3-3abc." ”
"Flutter!" Yuan Shi Tianzun spurted blood from his mouth and fell to the ground. She lay on the ground and screamed: "There is no way to have an answer to this kind of question, it is impossible for humans to solve it, you lie to me, this is not a high school question......"
Zhang Duxue snorted: "Yes, classmate Tang Sen will definitely solve it! ”
Tang Sen spread his hands and said, "The answer is -27." ”
Yuan Shi Tianzun's face turned pale: "Can you really solve it?"
Tang Sen said: "Do you really want to know the process of the solution? I suggest you don't want to know." ”
Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Well, let's listen to it, I'm very smart, and I can understand it as soon as I hear it." ”
Tang Sen had no choice but to say: "The solution is as follows. ”
a^3+b^3+c^3-3abc
=(a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)+c(c^2-3ab)
=(a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)+c(c^2-3ab+a^2-ab+b^2-a^2+ab-b^2)
=(a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)+c[(c^2-a^2-2ab-b^2)+(a^2-ab+b^2)]
=(a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)+c[c^2-(a+b)^2]+c(a^2-ab+b^2)
=(a+b+c)(a^2-ab+b^2)+c(a+b+c)(c-a-b)
=(a+b+c)(a^2+b^2+c^2-ab-bc-ac)
=(a+b+c)[(a+b+c)^2-3(ab+bc+ac)]
=3[9-18]
=-27
"Flutter!" Yuan Shi Tianzun spurted blood and fell into the dust, and now he really couldn't get up.
Just when everyone was happily watching Yuan Shi Tianzun die, ready to usher in a happy happy ending, a miserable cry suddenly came from the camp of the Great Leiyin Temple on the other side of the river, and then, a fat and fat figure flew out of the military formation and fell hundreds of meters away...... Everyone looked at it and saw that it was Maitreya...... Then, Amitabha Buddha also floated out.
Maitreya spat blood from his mouth, pointed at Amitabha Buddha and said, "You...... Why are you plotting against me?"
Amitabha Buddha said coldly: "You unassuming fellows, I, Western Buddhism, will never bow down to the Eastern Heavenly Court...... Our Buddhism is the most powerful sect in the world, and the other sects are all low-level, since you also want to bow down to the people of the heavenly court, then I will kill you, from today on, the Great Leiyin Temple will be led by me. ”
As soon as these words came out, both sides of the river bank were shocked, and the heavenly soldiers and generals of the Heavenly Court couldn't help but tighten the weapons in their hands.
The bodhisattvas and arhats in the Da Lei Yin Temple said in a miserable voice: "Lord Amitabha, do you still want to fight? We really don't want to start another war, what's wrong with peace?"
"Waste, you are all waste!" Amitabha Buddha said angrily: "Okay, you don't want all these waste, let me correct the world, so that the glory of my Buddhism can shine on the world." ”
He stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Sen on the side of the river and sneered: "Boy, don't get too complacent, do you think there is no boss? Let me tell you, the most powerful Buddha in Buddhism is not the Buddha of Nyorai and Maitreya, but my Amitabha! Every monk will put his hands together and recite a sentence of Amitabha before speaking and chanting the scriptures, because ...... Only I am the real big boss, only I have the expectations of all believers, and I will let you experience what it means to be desperate. (To be continued.) )