The second ninety-seven cute, my whole body is paralyzed
Update at 8 p.m.
Tang Sen said solemnly: "That's right! It is absolutely impossible for a man to be paralyzed or anything! Absolutely!"
The female thief's face was half dark, she quietly pulled open the quilt, glanced at Tang Sen's trousers, and sure enough, there was not even a small tent in that place, which showed that even that place was in a state of paralysis...... Neurotoxins are not for fun, if they are paralyzed, they are paralyzed, and they can't even move their fingers, and of course they can't move that place.
"It's over!" The female thief lifted the quilt and sat up: "What can I do when a woman? If you are a woman and I am a man, it doesn't matter if you are paralyzed or not, you can do whatever you want, but the reverse is not at all." ”
Only two buttons on her chest were unbuttoned, and when she sat up, the placket was a little open, not so that her breasts were exposed, but two beautiful collarbones were exposed, which was very sensual. If you put aside her unreliable methods, she is actually a very good-looking girl. A girl of this level sits on the bed with a slight open mind, which makes men think about it.
Tang Sen laughed and said: "So, you have a fart to play a one-man show there alone, if I don't enter the play, no matter how you act, it will be useless." Give me a detox!"
The female thief pouted: "I can't solve it, I don't have an antidote." ”
Tang Sen Daqi: "Huh? You played with the poisonous needle, and you can't solve it yourself?"
The female thief said: "I'm not afraid to tell you honestly, I'm actually a scorpion essence, and I used my scorpion tail needle to stab you, that thing is very poisonous, but I don't have an antidote...... You go to nature and catch a scorpion and see if it has its own antidote?"
Tang Sen wiped a handful of sweat: "Indeed, I haven't heard of any kind of poison that will carry an antidote by itself." Do you want me to be paralyzed like this for the rest of my life?"
The female thief said: "Then don't worry, the toxin will have different durations depending on the strength of your divine power, such as the level of divine power like the Buddha, and being stabbed by me is at most a pain in the finger." In a few hours it will be fine. At the level of Erlang God, it will feel painful after being stabbed, but it should be better after a day or two. With a level of divine power like yours...... After the stabbing, the whole body was paralyzed, but it should take about three days to recover. ”
"What about ordinary people?" asked Townsend curiously.
"Ordinary people will die when they are stabbed, and their throats will be sealed with blood. The female thief said, "But I won't use it to stab ordinary people." Why do you have to use your own killer weapon when you can flatten things with one punch?"
Treadham Khan: That's right! You need to use a knife to kill chickens. If you can trample an ant to death with your feet, you have to use a nuclear bomb to blow it up, that's a neurosis.
"Well, our marriage has to be postponed until three days later. The scorpion spirit said a little depressedly: "It's really a good thing, it's obviously a good thing, it's obviously a happy relationship, but it takes three days to get married in the cave room, it's really unpleasant." ”
"I'm so happy!" Townsend's complaining ruthlessly.
The scorpion spirit immediately pretended not to hear such a speech that was unfavorable to her, and she pretended to listen with her ears sideways. Then he said, "What? You said you also feel very sorry? You want to marry me one day earlier, put me in the form of eighteen one day earlier, and give birth to a bunch of little scorpions? Oh, people are really defeated by you for saying such shy things." ”
"Damn, I'm really defeated you!" Tang Sen wanted to flip the table, but unfortunately his whole body couldn't move.
"You can't do anything if you're paralyzed, but it's okay to sleep side by side. The female thief reopened the bed and lay down. Stretching out his hands, he put his arm around one of Townsen's arms. Happily fell asleep.
Townsend was unconscious anyway, so if she wanted to sleep like this, it was up to her......
When the next day was bright, Tang Sen woke up and wanted to move his body, but he felt that his body was still paralyzed and unable to move, and the scorpion spirit had already gotten up. She was missing from the bed, but there was still a faint fragrance.
Tang Sen felt a little urinating, and was about to call the scorpion spirit to help him solve the problem of going to the toilet, when he saw a beautiful woman enter the bedroom and cautiously walked to the bed. She seemed to be a little scared, a little cringe, lightly, as if she was afraid that she would wake Tang Sen to sleep, but she didn't expect that Tang Sen had already woken up and was looking at her with wide eyes.
The pretty woman was startled: "Oh, Mr. Mummy, are you awake?"
Tang Senqi said: "Who are you?
The woman's head shook desperately from side to side: "No, no, no, I'm just an ordinary mortal, 24 years old this year, a professional nurse, living in the town of Poison Enemy under the Poison Enemy Mountain, I watched the TV news, I know that you are Her Majesty's husband, and I also know what has happened recently." Last night I was praying for you at home, hoping that all the men who were arrested would return safely, but I didn't expect the serial kidnapper to suddenly appear at my house and arrest me...... She said that she was not good at serving people, and asked me to be her maid and help her serve the mummy......"
Tang Sen Khan: "This female monster has involved an innocent person again." Miss Nurse, I'll find a way to attract the attention of the goblins in a moment, so you can find a chance to escape......"
The female nurse's head was still shaking from side to side: "Don't, I don't want to run away, although the female monster caught me in the middle of the night and scared me half to death, but I am so happy to know that I can serve the mummy, this kind of beautiful and romantic thing, I want to try it in my dreams, how can I escape?"
Townwend: "......"
The female nurse said, "Master Mummy, if you want me to help you, just say it, that's what I usually do in the hospital." ”
Tang Sen couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Well...... Ahem, a little pee...... Got urinated...... But I'm poisoned all over my body, and I can't move, so I have to trouble you......"
"Don't be shy, I deal with this kind of thing a lot in the hospital. The female nurse helped Tang Sen to sit up with a quick movement, and brought a bedpan from the corner of the room, suddenly, her body stiffened, and she sweated: "Oh, I used to serve female patients, and this is the first time I have helped a man...... This...... This...... I'm not experienced in this matter......"
Treadsen Khan: "......"
The female nurse blushed and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Mummy, I'm going to help you take off your pants." ”
Tang Sen was speechless, okay, I just thought I was in the hospital of the Tang Kingdom, I was seriously ill and couldn't move, the nurse helped me solve the toilet problem, there was no shame at all, there was no shame at all, there were countless patients who had such an experience, don't think about it...... He simply closed his eyes and didn't look at anything, especially the face of the nurse: "Come on!"
Anyway, I don't feel anything, so as long as my eyes don't look, I'm not shy.
When the nurse saw that Tang Sen closed his eyes, her face suddenly turned red, and she ripped off Tang Sen's pants at a fast speed, the mummy didn't look at it, and she didn't feel it, and she was stupid if she didn't take the opportunity to eat tofu. The nurse's little hand quickly touched the place where it shouldn't be touched twice, and then she was satisfied to help him solve the problem......
After putting on his pants and helping Tang Sen to lie down, the nurse brought porridge again, sat on the edge of the bed, and carefully fed Tang Sen one bite at a time.
"Where have the goblins gone?" asked Townw.
Miss Nurse grinned, "She went to see other men home...... When she left, she was very happy, saying that the best man in Xiliang Women's Country was already hers, and she would not be jealous of other dead fat people at all, so she would return them to their wives. ”
"You don't need to say that everyone else is dead fat, right?" said Tang Sen.
"Yes, although those men are not as handsome as the mummy, they are men, and they shouldn't be scolded like this. The nurse said seriously, "I think chubby men are also handsome." ”
"After I was arrested, what was the situation on the Xiliang Women's Country?"
"There has been chaos in the country for a while, and many rich ladies have said that the autumn tour is gone, crying and shouting that they want to hang themselves. The queen appeared on TV once, her eyes were a little red, but she was very energetic, and she said that she was already working on a rescue force and would try to get the mummy back as quickly as possible. ”
Tang Sen heard that the queen was in good spirits, but he was relieved, he was afraid that the woman would cry faint and die or cry and hang herself. As for the girl who is going to hang herself without the autumn tour, that ......
"Lord Mummy, you're very depressed lying on the bed, do you want to go out and blow the mountain breeze?" Miss Nurse didn't know where to get a wheelchair, helped Tang Sen to sit down, and pushed him out of the Pipa Cave slowly, the sun was just right outside, the mountain breeze was very refreshing, and the two stood on the top of the Poison Enemy Mountain, looking down on the town below the mountain, but it had a different flavor.
The nurse couldn't help but sigh, "It would be nice if I could live like this for the rest of my life." ”
Tang Sen Khan: "It's not good at all, where is my whole body paralyzed?"
Miss Nurse knew that she was speechless, and said with a wry smile: "I'm sorry for saying willful words, but after Lord Mummy's body recovers, I won't have a chance to blow the mountain breeze with you anymore, thinking of this, I feel a little melancholy......"
Tang Sen felt a pain in his heart for no reason: "Actually, there are many good men in the country outside!"
Miss Nurse smiled: "We all know this, but there are also many bad men, right? Women like us are easily deceived by bad men, we both yearn for the outside world and are afraid of the outside world, and we have been stuck in it for hundreds of years...... What a bunch of stupid women. If there is a powerful king who can lead us out and protect us from bad guys, we may dare to try to get in touch with the outside world. ”
Miss Nurse said suddenly: "Actually, everyone is pinning their hopes on you, you married our queen, the queen will definitely hand over the throne to you in the future, you are the first male king of the Xiliang women's country, you are from the outside world, you must know a lot about those countries outside, you know more than us women, you know fairy arts, very powerful...... If you can lead us to open up the country and establish diplomatic relations with foreign countries, maybe there will be a lot of good men coming, and when the time comes, I can also find a good husband who belongs to me. ”
After hearing this, Tang Sen let out a long sigh and fell into deep thought. (To be continued.) )