Chapter 162: A string of thin, goose rectum

Seeing that cliff "falling head-on"...... The Great Golden Dragon split in two, and the Phantom Body continued to pursue the Parrot Daisen. The real body of the pen and fun www.biquge.info pavilion landed on a tall pine tree, and because the speed was too fast, the big golden dragon wrapped its tail around the thick tree pole more than a dozen times before it completely stopped.

The bucket-thick pine tree was barely broken, and the rough pine bark fell in a row. Da Jinlong was glad that he thought of Tang Linkun's doppelganger technique taught him at a critical moment and skillfully used it.

There are still more than ten zhang away from the cliff, the parrot immortal has huge wings parallel to the ground, with the body cocked perpendicular to the ground, and the air flow set off by the rapid flapping of the wings blows some loose stones and a few bushes of wild plum on the cliff in an instant.

Although the parrot fairy gained the reaction force brought by the wings, the speed was still very amazing, and the parrot fairy struggled forward to stretch out his claws.

"Bang!"

The parrot fairy's chest slammed into the cliff, only to feel that his eyes were blood-red and then Venus danced, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, and when he fell, he vaguely saw a huge black shadow hit the cliff, bursting from beginning to end, and the whole thing was shattered......

As soon as the parrot fairy eyes were closed, he collapsed on the ground, and after almost half a column of incense, the temperature of the almost boiling fairy honey returned to normal, and he adjusted his breathing. In addition to the burning chest, his right claw was also broken, the feathers of his two wings also fell off a lot, and a large number of small pebbles stuck to the bloody wings.

The silent valley could hear no unusual sounds other than the crisp chirping of birds and the whirring mountain breeze. The parrot fairy in human form emerged from the bushes and limped along a path to collect herbs towards the woods not far away. Seeing the bright red snakeberries on the side of the road, the parrot Daxian took a few handfuls and ate some, and his nervous mood finally calmed down.

Panasonic had a large flat bluestone, and as soon as the exhausted parrot Daisen sat down to rest, he didn't want to go anymore, so he took advantage of the situation and lay down.

"Jishan can't go back, where to stay?" Parrot Daxian even thought of washing his hands in a golden basin from now on and going to live a carefree life without contention. But what about cultivation? First, if you don't have Shenzhou coins, you don't have the rights......

A dry pine branch gently fell on the head of the parrot fairy, and the irritable parrot fairy wanted to block it, but he didn't expect the tentacles to be sticky, and the startled parrot fairy sat up, and his first reaction was a snake.

When he saw that the pine branch grew sharp claws, cut into his pipa bone and locked it tightly, the parrot immortal even regretted his intestines, why didn't he go and look at the pile of dragon remains? Why did he lie down and rest less than three miles away from the scene? Why is fate so unfair? Why......

The big golden dragon turned back into his true body, and proudly said to the parrot immortal, "Haven't you heard of the doppelganger technique?"

"Xiaolong, as long as you let me go, my string of hand beads will be yours......" Parrot Daxian endured severe pain and took off a string of white beads on his wrist.

The big golden dragon slapped the bracelet to the ground, "My name is the big golden dragon, not the little dragon, what treasures do we have in the Dragon Palace? Blind your bird's eye. ”

"Big Golden Dragon, you don't know the beauty of your beads, please see-"

The string of beads emitted more than a dozen brilliant brilliance, projected on the shade of the tree, the phantom became clearer and clearer, and in a few moments, eight stunning beauties manipulated eight musical instruments made of eight materials: gold, stone, silk, bamboo, crow, earth, leather, and wood, and the other ten were dancing in two rows.

The sound of melodious music sounded in the wilderness, such a beautiful dance, the big golden dragon had only seen in the peach festival of the Queen Mother of the West.

"Where did you rob this treasure?" The big golden dragon is playful by nature, this treasure is not even in the Dragon Palace, and his curiosity is suddenly blazing.

"Big Golden Dragon, you let me go first, and then I will teach you how to cultivate this treasure. ”

"No......"

The big golden dragon's claws tightened, and the parrot fairy gasped in pain.

"Well, I made this bead from the leg bones of eighteen girls, and it took a great deal to lock their souls inside. It took me more than 500 years to get together these eighteen stunning beauties......"

"Bastard, you yin immortals are really vicious, for this fun, you have harmed so many girls. ”

The big golden dragon slapped the parrot Daxian more than a dozen times in a row, and the crisp "pop" sound seemed to be beating the dance music......

"Big Golden Dragon, you don't know the beauty of this hand bead, in addition to playing music and dancing for you, you can also have a good time with any of them, including ...... you."

"Huan you mother, I am the son of the upright dragon clan, how can I do such a dirty deed. The big golden dragon was completely angry, his hands tightened, and the screams of the parrot immortal were endless.

"You let them go, I can spare you from dying for the time being, otherwise, under this old pine tree is your burial place, you have done all the bad things in your life, and it can be regarded as your creation as a pile of fertilizer after death. ”

The big golden dragon said that he would do it, and as soon as he stomped his feet in human form, a big pit suddenly appeared under the pine tree...... He pushed the parrot into the pit.

"Great Golden Dragon, spare your life...... It's not that I won't let them go, it's that I really don't have the ability!"

The dozen or so girls saw that the parrot fairy who locked them in beads was restrained by a small dragon, and they all knelt on the ground, and one of the girls in charge of the cried: "Big golden dragon, you must rescue us from the sea of suffering, we have been locked in this by the parrot great immortal, and we have experienced hundreds of cold and summer ......"

"Say, do you want to let it go?"

The big golden dragon's eyes showed a fierce light, and his feet were pulled, and the soil had been buried in the waist of the parrot Daxian.

"The only way to rescue them is to send them to the underworld and reincarnate ......"

The big golden dragon pulled the parrot fairy out of the big pit, and said to the eighteen girls kneeling on the ground: "Sisters, please get up, and if you are wronged for a while, my big golden dragon will personally send you to the underworld and find a good family for each of you." ”

"Thank you, Big Golden Dragon. ”

Eighteen girls flickered, and a bracelet of eighteen beads rested quietly on the stone slab.

The big golden dragon put the bracelet on his wrist, untied his belt, and tied it around the neck of the parrot Daxian, "Let's go, Parrot Daxian." ”

"I was so badly injured that I couldn't fly. ”

The parrot fairy played tricks.

"Really?"

The golden dragon's naughtiness came up, and he pulled the parrot Daxian around the woods for a while, found a sour jujube tree, and broke off a thorny strip.

Without waiting for the big golden dragon to pump on the parrot Daxian's body, the parrot turned back to its original form and flew into the air, and the big golden dragon sat leisurely on his back with his belt in his hand.

......

The old demon pursued the crane immortal for more than 5,000 miles, and the absolute speed of the crane immortal's flight was much slower than that of the old demon, but when his wings fluttered, the speed would suddenly speed up several times, and between the fast and slow, the old demon was stunned and did not catch him.

Although the Crane Daxian ranks first among the immortals in the eighteen clouds of Jishan, he usually wears a white robe, and he holds an ivory fracture fan in his hand to pretend to be a fairy wind bone. But at the critical juncture, he continued to make very bad and disgusting moves.

Whenever the old demon tried to get closer, his backyard tightened, squirting out a string of thin shit. The old demon who was caught off guard was sprayed all over his face.

"Goose rectum, wait until I catch you and let you lick them one by one. The old demon thought so in his heart, and his speed was increased to the maximum.

The three-edged thorn in his hand suddenly grew more than a zhang, and the old demon stabbed at the fat buttocks and part of the crane immortal. The speed was so fast that there was a faint sound of breaking the air.

But as soon as Crane Daxian flapped his wings, he escaped the fatal blow by chance.

The old demon took out three fried and bouncy tree seeds from the small cloth bag on his waist, and struggled to pop them out with his fingers.

The seeds burrow into the white feathers and shoot into the skin of the crane Daisen.

Sensing something unusual, Crane Daxian threw his wings down and tried to use the powerful cyclone to sweep away the foreign object on his back. But it was already half a step too late, and the seeds had already taken root......

When the old demon saw the blow, he silently recited the mantra, and three small saplings grew on the back of the crane immortal. Crane Dasen's back suddenly had a dorsal fin, and the direction was much more off.

The frightened Crane Daxian spewed out more thin backwards, and just as the old demon was dodging, the Crane Daxian turned his head and wanted to peck the sapling.

Helplessly, the sapling grew too fast, and in such a short time, the three fried and bomb trees were already more than a zhang tall and thick with thighs. Seeing that the tree pole was full of small green fruits, Crane Daxian suddenly understood. The medicine boy wanted to blow him up.

I still wanted to lower my mouth, but suddenly saw the cold light shining three-edged thorn less than half a foot away from him, Crane Daxian screamed, flapped his wings a few times, turned his head and fled.

The weight on his back became heavier and heavier, and without further ado, Crane Daxian shook his body, fell a dozen feathers from his body, and turned into more than a dozen identical red-crowned cranes in the blink of an eye, scattering and flying away. After throwing away the shell of the long tree on his back, the relaxed Crane Daisen quickly lowered his height......

"Boom!"

The fruit of the bomb tree exploded, all the phantoms of the red-crowned crane disappeared, and a dozen feathers exploded to pieces, falling like small snowflakes. Three tall bombing and bombing trees fell straight down.

The old demon saw it clearly, and pressed towards the shadow of the crane that was flying away under the clouds.

Crane Daxian was worried that the old demon's old trick would be repeated to plant a tree on his back, and when he saw a bazaar under the clouds, he flew down desperately. Don't you want to up? Then the loose guests below will bury me with me.

Tsuru Daisen takes on a human form and lands on the edge of a fruit stand.

The old demon who was chasing after him was less than two feet away from the crane immortal with a three-edged thorn in his hand.

"Herb picker, are you thirsty? I ask you to eat a big pear first. Seeing that he was surrounded by free people rushing to the market, he knew that the medicine picking boy would not do anything, so he relaxed and picked up a big Sydney pear and threw it to the old demon.

The old demon was not polite, he took Sydney and nibbled on it, but his eyes did not leave Crane Daxian for half a step.

He Daxian took out a Shenzhou coin with the largest denomination and threw it to the fruit seller, and he also picked the largest pear and ate it.

Although Crane Daxian hated this guy who swept Jishan in his heart, he still squeezed out a reluctant smile and said, "Herb picking boy, don't be eyeing you, can we talk?" )