"One hundred, two hundred, two hundred one, two hundred two, two hundred three, two hundred four, two hundred five...... Don't interrupt, don't interrupt, where am I counting? Ouch, Mr. Lin, don't be beaten, it hurts me to death. "My biggest interest right now is to take out the money I put in the chocolate box and count it. Every time, Mr. Lin was so angry. I didn't notice that Teacher Lin was back just now, otherwise I wouldn't have counted the money in front of her. The result was miserable, Mr. Lin was very skilled in pulling my ears, Mr. Lin estimated that I was often pulled by the teacher when I was a child, and this ear pulling was really skillful.

"Huang Jingyang, you little kid, what are you going to do with so much money?" asked Teacher Lin with a grin.

"Turn over the building and marry my mother-in-law. "My cultivator was pulled by a woman's ear, really, ahem, ahem.

"Didn't you say that you want to marry Teacher Lin when you grow up?" asked Teacher Lin.

I said, I nodded, "Go over the building first." Repair the prettiest building in the village. Three floors, oh no, four floors. ”

"Why are you building such a big house, how many mothers-in-law do you want to marry?" asked Teacher Lin with a smile.

"Marry a lot of mothers-in-law. I followed Mr. Lin's words. Fell into the trap without paying the slightest attention.

As a result, my cultivator was directly lifted up by a beautiful woman, and then pressed on the bench, his trousers were pulled down, and his buttocks crackled and he was beaten several times: "Let you not learn well." ”

"I said it wrong, I mean when I grow up, marry Mr. Lin, and have a lot of children. I laughed.

Teacher Lin sneered, in fact, Teacher Lin didn't take it seriously, and pulled up my pants: "You should marry Xiaohua as your mother-in-law, it is the most productive." ”

Little Flower is the smallest of the three flower pigs we feed at home. The three flower pigs were named by me as Big Flower, Second Flower and Little Flower. At the beginning of spring, the big flower, the second flower, and the small flower hold the cubs one after another, and each can give birth to more than the other. The big flower gave birth to ten, the second flower gave birth to eleven, and the small flower gave birth to twelve in one go.

I'm a cultivator. I marry Xiaohua. But now I am being held in Mr. Lin's hands, and my legs can't kick the ground without stopping, which makes Mr. Lin laugh even more. I simply drooped my head, still relying on Mr. Lin to carry it.

"Stinky boy, I thought about a lot of mothers-in-law and aunts at such a young age, and I will definitely be a carrot in the future. Teacher Lin pinched my cheek and tugged.

"Master, have you been spanked by Teacher Lin again?" Huang Shulang didn't know where he came from, and he was interested in admiring the way I was caught up in Teacher Lin's hands. My cultivator, even if he is carried by Teacher Lin, looks more handsome than other children.

"In the future, I will call Shi Niang, I know no. When I grow up, I will marry Mr. Lin as my mother-in-law. I raised my head and said to Huang Shulang in a very dignified manner. I forgot that I was still being held by Mr. Lin.

Huang Shulang glanced at Teacher Lin with some hesitation.

"If you don't fight for a while, you will go to the house and uncover the tiles. "Mr. Lin knocked my head twice with his knuckles this time.

At that time, I thought to myself, I am a cultivator, good men do not fight women.

Teacher Lin still put me down very embarrassedly, "Huang Shulang, don't listen to Huang Jingyang, don't scream, otherwise I will go to your house for a home visit." You lifted Li Lijuan's skirt yesterday. ”

Although Huang Shulang is afraid of me as a master, she is even more afraid of Teacher Lin. At least their Huang Kui won't believe me as a master, and will only listen to Teacher Lin.

Huang Shulang has been with me for a long time, and his brain has improved a lot, so he smiled: "Master, are we still doing special training today?"

"Of course, it has to be trained. I am such a powerful master, if I am such a cowardly apprentice like you, I will have no face when I go out in the future. Later, I'll let Black Bean follow you to run the village, trotting ten or eight back and forth. Don't be lazy, or the black beans will really fall into your mouth. "This guy really short-circuited his head, knowing that I had just been taught a lesson by Mr. Lin, he actually sent it up to me to vent his anger. I am just perfecting him.

"Don't. When Huang Shulang heard this, his face turned green. But I'm the Master, and I'm in charge.

Watching Huang Shulang panting and being yelled at by black beans all the way and running forward desperately, my young mind was finally balanced.

After the high school entrance examination, I won the first place in the class without any suspense. With such a good tutor, I don't take the first place, there is really no reason. But what is surprising is that Huang Shulang actually lost the predetermined penultimate throne. It became the third in the order. This is a surprise to everyone.

When I returned home with my report card, the first thing Mr. Lin did was not to praise me, but to torture me, and I was a little worried about whether my ears would develop in the direction of Zhu Bajie in the future.

"Stinky boy, did you copy the answer for Huang Shulang?" asked Teacher Lin.

"No!" this time I was really wronged. I was just going to ask the fat man. How many times have I been subjected to domestic violence because of him?

Seeing that I didn't seem to be lying this time, Mr. Lin was a little softer: "Really?"

"I didn't even sit with him. I sniffled. I was a cultivator who almost cried at that time.

"Cheating on exams is very dishonest, and if you know it's not, you will be encouraged to change it. Teacher Lin said.

I felt that the vitality in my body was about to run wild, and without any evidence, I actually started to use it as soon as I came up. Teacher Lin is becoming more and more violent.

When I went to ask Huang Shulang, Huang Shulang was also very aggrieved: "The people around me are not as much as I did. Whose copy shall I copy?"

"How did you become smarter all of a sudden?" I scratched my head.

"How do I know. My dad said that if I have less fat, I will be smarter. Huang Shulang said proudly.

I took a closer look, Huang Shulang's fat was really a lot smaller. But it's just less, but it's still a lot.

Huang Shulang followed my ass and suddenly became smarter. Originally, because I took Huang Shulang to the main peak of Octagonal Mountain last time, his son Huang Kui didn't allow Huang Shulang to come and play with me, but after the results of the high school entrance examination were obtained, Huang Kui cut a few catties of front leg meat and came to our house.

"Kuizi, what are you doing here?" Grandpa looked at a large piece of foreleg meat in Huang Kui's hand with some surprise.

"Second uncle. I'm here to thank my teacher. Huang Kui's face was full of smiles. He also has a lot of fat on his face. Huang Shulang also inherited his genes.

"Oh, it turned out to be for Mr. Lin. Grandpa nodded.

"This time it's for Yangyang. Isn't my kid's name Master Yangyang?" Huang Kui put the hind leg meat in his hand on the table.

"For Yangyang?" Grandpa was surprised.

"It must be given to Yangyang, my kid won the third place this time. ”

Grandpa sneered: "Okay, I used to be the first from the bottom, but this time I finally finished third-to-last, and finally got into two places." ”

Grandpa didn't expect Huang Shulang to get any good rankings in the exam.

I walked out of the room: "Grandpa, you are mistaken, Huang Shulang is not the third from the bottom this time, but the third from the bottom." ”

"No way. "Grandpa couldn't believe it.

Huang Kui's face was embarrassed: "Second uncle, this time my kid is really the third place, you see, this is the report card." ”

Grandpa took it and looked at it, his eyes widening. 86 in Chinese, 90 in mathematics. It's really third.

"Your ancestral grave is smoking. Grandpa was stunned for a long time before he said.

Huang Kui is also in a good mood, no matter what his grandfather says, he is honest and smiling.

"Don't doubt Huang Shulang, this time he really got the score of this place. It's really progressive. ”

Huang Kui walked up to me and bowed to me, so frightened that I hurriedly ran behind Mr. Lin.

"Yangyang, my uncle used to be confused, believed in superstition, and followed the people in the village to not see you. I really killed a pig and became a pig. How can you be such a smart child? is clearly a Wenqu star. In the future, if you want to beat or scold our fat man, I don't care. Second uncle, I'm here to Xie Yangyang for this meat. Let's go. Huang Kui turned his head and left.

Both adults in the family turned their eyes to me, a cultivator. As a cultivator, I have never seen anything in the world, how can I feel a little chill when I see these four gazes?

I ran with my legs pulled, but my two calves kicked and kicked in the air, and I couldn't run out. Teacher Lin was quick and lifted me up.

As soon as I arrived at the school the next day, Ma Jindong walked in front of me, and he pushed Jinshan down the jade pillar and bowed: "Master, the master is on the ...... and above, and he will be apprenticed...... One bow. ”

He jumped at me, and almost didn't let me kneel back for Ma Jindong.

"You Lao Tzu and I are not dead, why are you kneeling me?" I was angry.

"I, I, I want to be like Huang and Huang Shulang, dang, dang...... , as an apprentice. Listening to Ma Jindong's words also made me very breathless. Because he gives you an infinite loop every now and then.

Ma Jindong is also very simple, since his tongue is not flexible, just give me three rings.

"I, I, I don't accept you as an apprentice, I'll be with you for a long time, and if you don't do it well, I'll learn your stutter. When the time comes, will I be the master, or will you be the master?" I really didn't learn from Ma Jindong, I was stunned by him.

"I ...... I change. Ma Jindong hurriedly said.

"Still no. When the time comes, you change, and I stutter. That's a loss. I hurriedly walked away.

Ma Jindong shouted at me: "If you don't agree, I won't get up!"

Look, it's all poisoned by movies.