Chapter 45: "Serious Things" Should Be Serious (1/4)
Then caught up with Xu Min, Wang Dafeng shouted: "You wait for me." Why are you going so fast? I'll just say it! This Lin family definitely has medicine!"
What she said was so affirmative, she simply identified Lin Feng, all of this was actually not for no reason, but for a reason.
All of this has to start with the Lin family's fortune.
The times look at "money", in such a poor small village, which family doesn't want to get rich?
It happened that Xu Min was not working well outside and returned home.
At the beginning, Wang Dafeng saw that Lin Feng was contracting mountains and reservoirs, hoping to help his man find a job.
Coincidentally, on the day she came to visit, Mother Lin was bragging to Lin Feng's second uncle and second aunt about the first amount of gold that Lin Feng had earned by catching poisonous insects.
As soon as Wang Dafeng outside the door heard this, there were hundreds of thousands of insects to catch. What is looking for a job, all of them are gone.
He turned around and went home, and asked his man to catch poisonous insects overnight.
It's just that how do they know that the poisonous insects in this vicinity have been caught by Lin Feng. In the end, he didn't catch a poisonous insect, but was stung by a poisonous insect.
"I know that they have medicine at home, otherwise why wouldn't this poisonous insect sting them? Wang Dafeng walked home, chattering non-stop.
Finally, she annoyed Xu Min, stopped, and roared: "You are enough!"
He roared loudly, but it shook Wang Dafeng. Then Wang Dafeng said incredulously: "You yelled at me!"
After a roar, Xu Min regained his composure and reasoned with his wife: "Don't mess around, people have medicine, that's their ability." They are all from the villagers, and they were discovered later, how embarrassing. ”
"Embarrassing? You want to be embarrassed now, in the past you lied to me to bed, saying that you have a car and a house, why aren't you embarrassed?" Wang Dafeng said angrily.
Wang Dafeng confessed, and Xu Min whispered: "I have a car (flat car) and a house (big tile house)." ”
"What did you say?" Wang Dafeng didn't hear clearly.
Xu Min was silent.
"Are you doing it?" Wang Dafeng asked.
"Don't do it!" Xu Min is also hard-hearted, although he has been working for many years, he still has a pure heart, and he doesn't do anything to take advantage of others.
"Ouch! you're killing me. ”
"Are you doing it?" asked Wang Dafeng while holding his **.
Xu Min's meat is virtual meat, which is different from Tian Shi's real meat. The flesh is really practiced, and it doesn't hurt to be beaten. But this meat is empty, and if you pull it like this, it will be a pain in the heart! It is as if this meat will fall off at any time.
And for the person who pulls people, this virtual flesh feels better and has a greater sense of accomplishment.
"Don't do it!" Xu Min knew that his flesh was not being pulled, and as soon as he broke free from Wang Dafeng's hand, he ran home.
He ran, Wang Dafeng chased, and soon there was no one.
The little episode that happened on the road, no one knew, it was just a little secret of the couple.
Mother Lin, who didn't know the secret, was still envious of others, and said: "Dafeng (this) daughter-in-law is really a good daughter-in-law, and she really loves her man." ”
In addition to sighing, she also glanced at her son, and deliberately sighed and said, "Alas, when will I have such a good daughter-in-law?" ”
Mom, what does this mean, Lin Feng knows it. But he didn't answer, he couldn't answer, who let him not have a girlfriend?
At this moment, Tao Tao came out of the kitchen, blinked his eyes and said, "Daughter-in-law, who wants to find a daughter-in-law?"
Someone answered, and Mother Lin didn't care if the child was too young, and said directly: "Of course it's your Uncle Lin, it's almost Bensan's person, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend." ”
I'm only twenty-eight, okay?
Lin Feng was very dissatisfied in his heart, but he couldn't refute it. If he dares to say that he is only twenty-eight years old, his mother's next sentence must be: "Look at the dog, you are still classmates, and the child is eighteen years old, and the son will play soy sauce." ”
However, apparently everyone underestimated Tao Tao's precocious maturity, or "black belly". "Grandma, do you want me to introduce a girlfriend to Uncle Lin!"
This little girl is definitely like what her family said, she is not afraid of big things.
What's even more depressing is that Mother Lin actually believed it, she not only believed it, but also responded positively to Tao Taodao: "What kind of girl is good, she must be educated, she must be knowledgeable, she must be knowledgeable......
"Hello, what nonsense. Lin Laohan interrupted her.
Mother Lin said dryly: "What is nonsense." My son is a big scientist, of course, I have to look for cultural people, this is called having a common language. You don't understand anything. ”
"Yes, yes, I don't understand. But no matter how ignorant I am, I know that this shouldn't be a six-year-old's job. ”
They're going to have another argument again.
Tao Tao took Lin Feng's hand and walked out, looking like I had a secret.
Lin Feng led Tao Tao out of the hospital, came to the stone mortar by the door and sat down, and asked Tao Tao in a low voice, "Is there anything wrong with you?"
I saw Tao Tao looking Lin Feng up and down like a little adult, and then said in a kind of graceful tone: "Lin Feng, you originally only had fifty-nine points, but for the sake of seeing that you still have the ability (the fish is delicious), add 1 point, you have passed." ”
It's all that. If an adult says this, it will only make people angry, and Tao Tao is just a child. She said it, but it was cute.
Children always like to pretend to be adults, but they don't pretend to be like them, which always makes people cry and laugh. But that's what makes them so cute.
Lin Feng didn't get angry, but smiled: "Thank you." ”
Lin Feng's thanks, she accepted it calmly, and then said seriously: "Lin Feng, let me introduce you to a girlfriend!"
"Huh?"
Lin Feng asked her, "Tao Tao, do you know what a girlfriend is?"
"Of course I do. Only then can girlfriends change saliva mouth-to-mouth together, and then they can sleep together. Tao Tao said.
Lin Feng was shocked and lost his voice: "Tao Tao, who taught you this?"
Tao Tao said: "This still needs to be taught, it is everywhere on the Internet!"
At this moment, Lin Feng felt that he understood the elders. I thought: It's time to sweep away pornography and crack down on illegal activities. It's only a six-year-old girl! It's polluting the flowers of the motherland! Those damn code farmers, can't they write anything other than men and women? Shot, as long as they write hand in hand or above, they will all be shot.
If it's my daughter, granddaughter......
If it's my daughter, granddaughter......
"Lin Feng. ”
"Lin Feng, what's wrong with you, speak!" Tao Tao shook Lin Feng awake.
Lin Feng said, "Tao Tao, haven't you always called me Uncle Lin? It's okay to call Uncle Lin Feng! Why do you call your name directly, how impolite is this!" Lin Feng tried to be as gentle as possible and smiled as much as possible.
"Be serious, Comrade Lin Feng, you shouldn't treat me as a child now, are we talking about serious things?" Tao Tao not only did not listen to persuasion, but instead painted me as if I was serious and I was training my subordinates.
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