Chapter 411 - Shhhhh
"I'm from Shenzhou, I'm lost, I don't even know how I got here. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Tang Linkun replied truthfully.
Shennongfeng's thinking is different from ordinary people, after knowing that Tang Linkun is a native of Shenzhou, his curiosity is blazing, no wonder he is so long-lived, he keeps asking new things.
"Which of your Shenzhou countries is bigger than our Aolai Kingdom?"
Shennongfeng poured all the tea into his mouth again, and the fragrance in his throat rippled, and he only felt that he was getting more and more energetic.
"It should be about the same!" Tang Linkun scratched his scalp, and his answer was very unnatural, he didn't know how he came to Aolai Country, and he didn't know anything about Aolai Country at all, so he asked him how to answer Shennongfeng's question.
"Is there a war there?"
"Yes, but everybody tried to keep the war from happening. ā
"What is the biggest difference between Shenzhou and Aolai Kingdom? Are there any slaves?" Shennongfeng poured himself a cup of strong tea and drank it all.
Tang Linkun was silent for a moment and replied, "We have cars and planes. But there were no slaves. ā
"If there are no slaves, who will do the job?" asked Shennongfeng curiously.
"We are all equal in China, and more precisely, we are fighting for everyone to live an equal life. ā
"It's funny. Shennong Feng stroked his white beard.
"You two go down!" Shennong Feng commanded Ah Xing and Ah Wang at the door.
"May I ask Mr. Shennong, how can I live to a high life like you?" Sitting with an old man in his hundred and thirty years old and drinking tea, everyone would ask Tang Linkun the same question.
"The most important thing is to have a pure heart and few desires. Shen Nongfeng replied.
Tang Linkun sighed softly and said, "It's easy to say with a pure heart, but it's not easy to do. I wonder what the old-timers have to say?"
"If you have time to stay with me for ten days and half a month, it should be a great relief. ā
"Don't you take any medicine?"
"Yes, you don't need to take any medicine. ā
Tang Linkun's mind came to mind that his wife Zhong Ruo's graceful posture was throbbing like a fire in his heart, and he thought in his heart: "Alas, the war with Kuxianhu has just come to an end, and there are many family and state affairs. I really can't find the time to stay here for a few days. It's a serious matter to return to the palace as soon as possible......"
Tang Linkun got up and wanted to say goodbye.
Ngawang walked in in a hurry, sweating profusely and blushing his little face, and he didn't know where to throw his hat.
"Uncle, will you have dinner here at noon today? I haven't eaten the food cooked by the master for a long time, and my saliva is about to flow out. Ngawang swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva exaggeratedly.
"Damn, it's time for dinner, young man, and I'll treat you to something good. Shennongfeng said mysteriously.
Seeing that they were so enthusiastic, Tang Linkun said, "Thank you in advance!"
A can of stewed wild boar with mushrooms, a plate of spicy fried chicken Tang Linkun can still be recognized, and the last dish, the snow-white meat slices are mixed with verdant fragrant flowers and leaves, plus the purple red fragrant flower spikes are embellished, colorful, and it makes people appetize when they look at it. A plate of golden seasoning on the side smells fragrant.
"What is this?" Tang Linkun asked curiously.
"Young man, this is the Ao Lai Guo Dayu King entertained my grandfather a 'golden jade chest' delicious and abnormal, grandpa went home and pondered for nearly a year, before finally figuring out the ingredients of this dish, after the villain's house came to the distinguished guests, often use this dish to entertain guests. It took me a few years to find all the ingredients on Manshan Island, and now I grow them all in the vegetable garden, which is very convenient for me to eat. ā
"What kind of meat is this?"
"The dried sea bass, soaked in clean water, wrapped in cloth and drained of water, the appearance and taste are similar to fresh sea bass, this dried sea bass is dried by the old man himself. This green plant is called purple balm, and the fresh plant has a strong aromatic smell and can be eaten as a vegetable. ā
Shennongfeng hasn't finished introducing it yet, Tang Linkun has a handful, the incense is fragrant, but it is not as delicious as Shennongfeng said. "Young man, the jade must be paired with gold teeth, you dip this before eating. ā
Shennongfeng pushed the saucer in front of Tang Linkun, Tang Linkun tasted it again according to the method, this taste had never been tasted, it was a very peculiar experience, his throat tightened for a while, and then tears fell, after wiping away his tears, his body was very comfortable.
"What is this?" The taste of this dish of seasoning was so peculiar that Tang Linkun pointed with a chopstick, and couldn't help but take another bite.
Shen Nongfeng replied: "This is the golden rice, garlic, ginger, salt, white plum, orange peel, cooked chestnut meat and japonica rice, but I added my own mustard sauce." ā
At this time, Ah Xing Awang came in carrying a jar of things, and when he saw Tang Linkun in tears, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Uncle, it's okay, I also shed tears when I ate Jin Yu Yu for the first time, just stay for a while." I'll give you another good drink. ā
Ah Xing scooped a bowl full of amber liquid for Tang Linkun, Tang Linkun didn't dare to drink it rashly, if the snot came out, it would be a big ugly thing. He dipped a little of his chopsticks and tasted it, sweet and sour.
"Is it wine?"
Ah Xing pursed his lips and didn't say anything, Tang Linkun took a big sip, fruity and winey, the taste was really good, and he drank it all. Ah Xing hurriedly poured another bowl for him.
"Uncle, this is Baiguo wine, which is brewed from wild fruits picked by us and the master, there are many kinds of fruits such as bayberry, grapes, apricots, etc., the master said, drinking this Baiguo wine can also prolong life, master, am I right?"
"Yes, how could Ah Xing be wrong?" Shennongfeng scratched Ah Xing's nose, Ah Xing quickly stretched out and pulled Shen Nongfeng's white beard hard, Shennongfeng didn't shout "ouch", and a string of crisp laughter had already sounded outside the thatched house.
Tang Linkun accidentally stumbled into this trip and gained a lot, and in Shennongfeng's humble room, he not only tasted delicious food. He also grew a lot of knowledge around the thatched house, and many herbs were not only the first time he had seen them, but also the first time he had heard of them.
Hearing that Tang Linkun was leaving, Shennongfeng kept shaking his head, "Young man, don't waste your efforts, if you can get out of this Manshan Island, I will leave early, this is a big island, surrounded by sea water, where can you go? If you don't believe it, you can climb that high mountain and take a look." ā
Tang Linkun came to the mountain, and sure enough, it was an endless sea. It was near dusk that he returned to the three thatched huts in a sullen mood.
"If you're interested, young man, learn something from me! ā
Tang Linkun, who was trapped, had no choice, so he took a medicine book in the Aolai Chinese language, and it only took about twenty days for him to memorize it all. This made Mr. Shennong Feng breathtaking.
Next, they began to teach Tang Linkun their "flying stunts".
"This is originally a woman's kung fu, you must learn it, you have to recuperate your body first, and cleanse your body of dirt and turbidity. ā
Shennong Feng smiled, "Learning this kung fu is extremely hard, the most important thing is persistence, any of you can't stand the suffering, you can quit now, the master will not punish him, but if anyone gives up halfway through the practice, don't blame me for being unkind to you when the time comes." ā
"Ah Xing, can you persevere?"
Ah Xing is usually the laziest, so Mr. Shennong asked him first.
"Yes, master. If I'm halfway through practice, I don't want to practice, and I'd rather let the master kick my ass. After Ah Xing said this, his buttocks moved unconsciously.
"What about Ngawang?"
"Yes, master, if I can't practice, the master can pull off two of my ears. Ngawang said very firmly.
"Surely, master, if I waste it halfway, I will give the prince to the master. When Ngawang saw others calling him Prince, his eyes were full of reverence, the prince must be the best thing, he thought he had made a big vow, but he didn't expect the master to sell it at all.
"No, Prince, I'm not rare, I can't give it if you want to, you have to make a new vow. ā
"Shall I swear by cutting off my little finger?" Ngawang pulled out a delicate little dagger.
"Okay, the master believes that you are, the body is skinny, and the parents who receive it dare not destroy it, and the beginning of filial piety is also. Do you know that every breath you take belongs not only to yourself, but also to your parents, your beloved, and your teachers. The most precious thing in heaven and earth is life, and the master usually teaches you to take care of every grass and tree. Have you ever thought about it? How much of the essence of heaven and earth do you have to absorb to give birth to a life? We kill animals and eat them to continue our own lives, we pick the roots, whiskers, and leaves of plants, cure diseases and save people, and prolong our own lifespan, can you still say that your life belongs to you alone? There is no reason why we should not take care of them, let alone take care of our own bodies. Got it?"
"Got it......," the two little boys shouted neatly and loudly.
Tang Linkun was very surprised, he didn't expect that Ngawang was still the prince of Aolai Kingdom. The theory that Shennongfeng said is no different from that of Shenzhou.
"Lin Kun, what about you?"
"If I can't persevere, I'd rather be trapped on this Manshan Island for the rest of my life. Tang Linkun also swore.
"We're all going to be out...... I won't talk about the big truth, you will understand it slowly. Shennongfeng seemed to be talking to himself.
"Master, you said that the flying stunt is a woman's kung fu, then the three of us are men......" Ah Xing is older than Ah Wang, and he asked a very key question, if you practice wrong, it will be as troublesome as a woman.
"The master means that it is easier for women to practice flying stunts, that's them...... Light body. It is more difficult for men to practice this kung fu over time. Ngawang seemed to have fully understood what the master meant.
"Ngawang is right, let's put it this way, if you practice this kung fu well, it will not be easy for others to hurt you. Shennongfeng led the three apprentices to the open space in front of the thatched house, "You guys go and bring a bucket of water over ......."
"The master is going to show us kung fu, let's go quickly. Ngawang was the first to rush into the wok-stove house, and brought out the bucket, and in a moment a bucket full of water was placed in the middle of the clearing.
"Each of you goes and gets another bamboo bowl. Ah Xing didn't know what medicine was sold in the master's gourd, so he excitedly brought a rough bamboo bowl back for everyone.
"Okay, you can scoop water and splash the master, there is a drop of water stuck to the master's clothes, even if the master loses, you can take a day off today. Shennongfeng knows that in order for children to learn this kung fu willingly, they must first stimulate their interest in learning.
What are you waiting for? This kung fu practice is like playing.
The two little boys scrambled to scoop up the water and splashed it on the master. The children noticed that the master who was standing in front of them and smiling at Mimi suddenly disappeared.
"Am I here...... Haha......" The children turned their heads to see that the master was right behind them, laughing while stroking his white beard.
This aroused the children's competitive spirit, and they scooped up the water and splashed it on the master one after another.
Soon there was only half a bucket of water left, and the master's figure was erratic, and he was about to splash it, but the person was gone, and he couldn't even splash a shadow.
"We spread out and surrounded the master in the middle. The clever Ngawang scooped up the water and shouted at Tang Linkun and them. Tang Linkun wanted to see how the flying magic technique that Shennongfeng said was different from what he had learned in the past, they occupied three directions, and spilled the water in the bowl towards the master, and Ah Wang used too much force to even throw out the bamboo bowl together.
Oh my God, the master actually rose high into the air, in a graceful posture, like a crane.
Ah Wang's bowl smashed on Ah Xing's chest, and the water in Ah Xing's bowl washed Ah Wang's face, and Tang Linkun's water was sprinkled right on Ah Wang's crotch.
"Ah Wang's 'shhhh......h
Shennongfeng was like a feather gently landing on a big stone by the pond.
"Is there enough trouble?" Seeing that the three apprentices were soaking wet and the water in the bucket was bottoming out, Shennongfeng said loudly: "Enough trouble, go back to the house, and give me a bowl of soup on the table." ā
The three apprentices didn't expect that on the first day of martial arts, the master actually let them drink a decoction of bitterness, and also used such a large bamboo bowl, at a glance, they knew that it was made of the thickest bamboo, and a bowl was two and a half catties. (To be continued.) )