The second, third, and second cute, the first battle of Yangli Daxian
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Tang Sen wanted to be serious and grasp the key points to answer Yangli Daxian's words, but there was a groove that really didn't spit out unpleasantly, so he had to spit out the groove first and then said: "Hey, I said Yangli Daxian, right? Why do you add a word baa to the end of each sentence?"
Yang Li Daxian showed a look of "You are just like this" on his face, and hummed: "Don't care about the details, those who care about the details are stupid." ”
"I'll wipe it!" Townsend's sweat: "When I watched the TV news yesterday, you didn't say anything in the news." ”
"Oh, people are also very careful about their image in front of the public, and when they shoot the news, of course, they read the lines prepared in advance, so they won't say baa, and the mantra is only used in daily life. Yang Li Daxian snorted: "I said don't care about the details, give me a good answer, have you defeated many disciples of the Quanzhen Sect?"
Well, don't care about the details, Tang Sen resisted the urge to continue complaining, and said, "I hit it." ”
"Wow, why are you so cruel?" Yang Li Daxian jumped two feet high: "Being a man doesn't take you like this." ”
Tang Sen pointed to the old monk who was kicked away by Yangli Daxian just now: "Do you think you are not cruel? Look at the old monk, a few teeth have been kicked out." ”
"Baa!" Yang Li Daxian only said one word this time strangely.
Tang Sen didn't understand what she meant, and after thinking about it for a few seconds, he understood, damn, this guy was so speechless by me, so he could only say the word "baa" after the ellipsis. Since there's nothing to say, don't bleat me.
Yang Li Daxian began to roll up her sleeves, Bai Shengsheng's jade arms, it was full of good looks when she rolled up her sleeves, she clenched a small fist, shook it at Tang Sen and said, "Do you see it?" Big fist, I'm going to teach you a lesson right now. ”
Tang Sen looked at her delicate little fist, which was not as big as a bowl at all, at most only the size of a peach.
Then, in the next moment, Yang Li Daxian suddenly disappeared in place. Tang Sen frowned slightly, his body reflexively took a step back, only to hear a "whew", and Yang Li Daxian's fist swept in front of Tang Sen, and it was actually a fierce right hook. Fortunately, Tang Sen retreated quickly, otherwise he would definitely have a fist mark on his face.
A good fast fist is definitely not at the level of an ordinary Taoist priest, and this guy will definitely have a certain degree of Taoism.
When Tang Sen thought like this in his heart, Yang Li Daxian also said softly. However, the voice didn't seem too surprised, before she came here, she heard that Tang Sen had defeated hundreds of thousands of Taoist priests, and she guessed that this person was not an ordinary person, and now he could hide from his fist containing Taoism, which was also reasonable.
Yang Li Daxian snorted: "Sure enough, you kid has some ability, you are a cultivator, what kind of cultivation have you achieved now?"
Tang Sen actually didn't understand the cultivation system at all. What refining body, knot pill, and yuan baby, which one is more powerful Tang Sen doesn't know. Of course, I couldn't answer this kind of nameless question, so I had to shrug my shoulders, spread my hands, and didn't answer.
Yang Li Daxian's eyes slowly became sharp: "Yo, looking at your attitude, it should be more than Yuan Ying." You actually looked disdainful of the three realms I said, could it be that you have already reached the cultivation stage of the transformation stage at such a young age? Hmph, don't think that the transformation of the truth is awesome. Tell you, this great immortal is already a cultivator of the Great Yuan in the god transformation period, and he only needs to go through a thunder tribulation again, and he can be upgraded to the earth immortal level, and he will be a real immortal at that time, so I ask you if you are afraid?"
It turns out that this thing has to be robbed again to become an earth immortal, and now it's not even a god, Tang Sen can't complain, Nima, dare to walk sideways at this level? Don't you know that this group of unreliable girls standing behind me is also a god at the lowest level? And what the hell is the earth fairy, all the girls here kill the earth fairy in seconds.
Tang Sen likes this kind of fool who has not started to fight, and he reports his cultivation, isn't this handing over all his hole cards? He said to Yangli Daxian seriously: "I said sister, don't be stupid in the future, and say that you are the Great Perfection of the Transformation Period, when you say this, others are still afraid that you are an extremely powerful character, but as soon as they hear you blow yourself up, they immediately regard you as a fool in their hearts, so bad." I'll give you an example......"
Tang Sen said slowly: "One day, a very rich tyrant went to eat in a small roadside restaurant on a whim, and as a result, an arrogant rich second generation ran over to ask the local tyrant to give up his seat, and the local tyrant didn't know what background this rich second generation had in his family, what background he had, and he didn't dare to mess with him, but the rich second generation was very arrogant and said, 'Lao Tzu has a 100 million in his family', and the local tyrant immediately laughed, the local tyrant was worth 50 billion, and he knew that the rich second generation was only 100 million, so he did not hesitate to step on him to death...... Uh-huh, that's the end of the story, do you understand?"
Yang Li Daxian was stunned, and suddenly saliva flowed down: "Where is the corpse of the rich second generation who was trampled to death now? I'll help him collect a corpse, if his family is so rich, he should be very grateful to give me a few million flowers." ”
"I'm rubbing, did you get to the point?"
"Caught it!" Yang Li Daxian said seriously: "Isn't the point of this story that you can often meet the rich second generation and local tyrants in a small restaurant?"
"I'll wipe it!" Townsend almost wanted to flip the table, he was so tired from talking to this woman. He had no choice but to make it clear: "I mean, you are the rich second generation, I am the local tyrant, you better not mess with me." ”
"No, I don't have a billion in my family, if I really have so much money, I will wake up laughing when I fall asleep. Yang Li Daxian's face suddenly changed: "Oh, you have 50 billion in your family? Then you are a very great rich man, then let's stop fighting, talk about feelings and have a meal, try to date, I want to marry a wealthy family and be a broad wife." If you get to know me better, you'll see that I'm a nice woman, and you don't mind if your wife talks with a blea mantra at the end, do you?"
Townwend: "......"
Girls: "......"
All the Taoist monks next to him: "......"
Tang Sen now wanted to find an old farmer in the deep mountains and old forests, find the oldest and blackest piece of old bacon from the farmer's stove, and slap the woman's face hard, so that her face was not only throbbed, but also left a very strong bacon smoky smell, as well as a face of black ash.
It's okay to reason with her, so let's be practical. Tang Sen said to Yang Li Daxian: "I mean, don't talk nonsense, if you want to fight, I didn't pay attention to your cultivation of the Great Perfection of the Transformation Stage." ”
"That's what it meant, you said it earlier. Yangli Daxian pouted: "People really think you are a rich tyrant, it's rare to see a tyrant so young and handsome, the average tyrant is old and ugly, and the kind of tyrant doesn't want to marry, but the young and handsome often don't have money, so distressed......"
I'm sorry for your sister, hurry up and fight! Tang Sen used to like to reason with monsters, but this time he really desperately expects monsters to fight with him, don't be reasonable.
"I said girl, can we start fighting?"
"Fighting? It's a barbaric act, people don't like that. Before she could say this, her body suddenly shook, turned into a whirlwind, and flashed in front of Tang Sen, and the delicate little fist the size of a peach smashed into Tang Sen's face again.
This woman is actually not all stupid, she has heard confidence and calmness from Tang Sen's tone, that is to say, Tang Sen is really not afraid of the Great Perfection of the Transformation Period, she faintly felt that this person was not easy to deal with, so while saying messy and unreliable words, she suddenly launched a sneak attack. Strike first to be strong, and then to suffer, whether the weak against the strong or the strong crush the weak, it is always not wrong to start with a sneak attack.
This really made Tang Sen not expect that this woman was still selling cuteness one second, and the next second she had already attacked in front of her. Most ordinary men have to be tricked, but Tang Sen can keep his heart like water when facing any woman who is not an otaku, and it doesn't work for him to be coquettish and cute, so in the face of such a sudden attack, Tang Sen doesn't need to change his mood at all, put up his palm, and write in front of him.
"Smack!" There was a soft sound, and Yang Li Daxian's small fist smashed into Tang Sen's palm.
A powerful internal breath surged from the small fist of the Yang Li Daxian, it was an authentic Taoist mental method, very aggressive, as if a thunderbolt exploded in the palm of Tang Sen's hand, and Tang Sen also hurriedly transported his divine power and pressed against the general.
The two divine powers fought in the palm of Tang Sen's hand, after all, the cultivation of the Great Perfection of the Transformation Period was still no match for the vast divine power that Tang Sen inherited from his previous life, the thunder was pressed silently, and Tang Sen's palm closed and pinched her small fist.
Yang Li Daxian was startled: "Hey, you man actually grabbed the hand of a young woman and didn't let go?
After Tang Sen grabbed her hand, he could drag her into his arms and restrain her, but when she called out for indecency, he couldn't help but slap slightly, and Yang Li Daxian took the opportunity to pull his hand backwards, out of Tang Sen's grasp, jumped back, jumped several meters away, and opened the distance.
There was a hint of panic on her delicate face: "You...... Who are you, and what kind of exercises are you using?"
Tang Sen spread his hands: "I, my surname is Tang Mingsen, I am a college student in the second year of the Imperial Capital University of the Tang Kingdom, oh, no, I took the expired exam not long ago, and I seem to be in the third year now...... As for the exercises, well, I don't know what kind of exercises I use. If you knew, you might as well let me know. (To be continued......)
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