What about the 198 Meng and business licenses?
Update at 8 p.m. –
"Hey!" Tang Sen couldn't help but complain: "The shot we agreed on means that when the monster comes out to bully me, you will defeat the monster, but the current situation seems to be different, I want to reason with the monster." ”
Sun Wukong snorted: "Whether it's reasoning or fighting, it's all about dealing with monsters, we can't count the things we agreed on, you go aside, and I'll leave it to my old grandson to deal with it." ”
Well, Tang Sen is a man who keeps his promises, and what he said is like a nail on the board, it is absolutely a matter of words, since there is an agreement first, he has to hand over the scene to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Li Jing and others stood in front of Xiao Lori together.
Generally speaking, adding the word "et al" means that there are other people, but there are only three on the stage......
"What's wrong?" Little Lori looked up at the three women who suddenly came out: "The three of you also want to get close to my product spokesperson? ”
"No, it's four. Sha Wujing said very seriously in front of her: "It's four!"
Little Lori's eyes passed through Sha Wujing and fell on the three people behind.
Sun Wukong snorted: "I don't want to buy any warm baby, this man is our friend, you arrested him to be your spokesperson for no reason, have you asked him how he feels? ”
Little Lori flattened her mouth: "Who should I be, but it's just a friend of the spokesperson." Are you related to him? are you husband and wife, father and daughter, mother and son, legal guardian, or sister and brother and sister?"
Sun Wukong said: "It's not!"
"It's not like it's a yarn. Little Lori crossed her hands on her hips and looked a little strong: "You have no right to interfere in his life." ”
Sun Wukong covered his face: "Damn, don't say that you have the right to interfere." ”
"Of course I have the right. Little Lori snorted: "I already have a relationship with him." ”
Sun Wukong Khan: "Then I have two cents." She reached into her pocket, and suddenly sweat rained, it turned out that she never put money in her pocket, let alone two cents, not even a dime.
Little Lori saw her expression and knew she had won. Haha laughed and said, "It turned out to be a little fart kid who couldn't even afford two cents...... You see, my sister, I started my own company at the age of seven to sell warm babies, but you little fart kid doesn't even have pocket money, hahahaha......"
"Dizzy, dare to call yourself a sister in front of my old grandson?" Sun Wukong crooked his nose in anger. She is most annoyed by others when she is a child, because 500 years ago, Xiao Jin said that she likes mature women, and her Lori body shape is her biggest pain, and now she is despised by a little Lori who is only seven years old, and she claims to be her sister. Aunt can bear it, uncle can't bear it.
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand in his ear and took out a big stick with a thick bowl mouth.
"What?," Little Lori said with a disdainful expression: "Only children can fight without saying a word, and a mature big sister like me doesn't want to be like a little sister like you, put away your big stick, who are you to scare?" If you want to be reasonable, talk about it well, and if you are unreasonable, you can play on the side, my sister has no time to mess around with you, and you don't see that your sister is doing big business. Do you make a lot of money?"
Is making a big business a group of monsters in a barren mountain to sell warm babies? Tang Sen couldn't help but want to complain, but the manly husband said that he would leave the matter to Wukong and them to deal with, so he resolutely couldn't come out on his own and kept his promise. Tang Sen had no choice but to endure the ** complaining and wait on the side to see what happened.
Sun Wukong was half angry and wanted to fight, she was never afraid of anyone in the sky and on the ground, even if it was an immortal who couldn't win, she dared to wave a stick on it. But to be reasonable...... Sun Wukong is not good.
At this time, it was time for Sister Zhu to play. Although Sister Zhu has big breasts, she is not brainless, although she likes to watch "Invincible Record" like a middle-aged pervert uncle, but she actually has a lot of eyes. Reasoning is what she does best. Moreover, she used to mix in Gao Laozhuang, and the Gao family is opening a large company, so she is familiar with the set in the company.
Sister Zhu was dressed in a suit, and she looked so much like it, and she put on a correct posture and said, "May I ask this ...... Cough. Little sister general manager, what's your name?"
The title of "general manager" is good, and Xiao Lori feels that every pore of her body is comfortable, and said with a smile: "My name is Red Boy." ”
Zhu Bajie smiled and handed over a business card: "I am a salesman of Gao Taigong Agricultural Science and Technology Development Co., Ltd., named Zhu Gangguan." ”
When she became a man, and when she talked about marriage with Cuilan, the third lady of the Gao family, and wanted to join the Gao family, Mrs. Gao gave her the position of a salesman, wanting her to start as a small clerk, and after a few years of training, she handed over the company to her......
In short, she really knows how to do this in the mall.
Red Boy took the business card and looked at it seriously: "What did the agricultural technology company come to talk to me about? ”
Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "Our company plans to give a batch of small gifts to professionals during the New Year, I think your company's warm baby is good, suitable for the company to send benefits to employees during the New Year, so I want to talk to you about a large purchase contract." ”
"Bulk purchases?" Red Boy was overjoyed when she heard it: "Of course you are very welcome." ”
Zhu Bajie's face immediately changed, just like all salesmen in the world, I will first give you a hope, let you understand who I am, what benefits I can bring you, let you know my importance, and then ...... It's time for me to beat you.
Zhu Bajie put on a high posture and said: "However, the company does not do business with black households, can I take a look at your business license?"
"Business license? what's that?" Red Boy sweated profusely, well, for a seven-year-old Lori, it was great to be able to start a company, but where did she know anything like a license.
"Don't have any licenses?" Zhu Bajie snorted: "Then aren't you just an illegal enterprise?"
The red boy's little mouth pursed aggrievedly.
Zhu Bajie continued: "Since it is an illegal enterprise, what kind of spokesperson do you invite? It's just a pit person, you better let this man go." Sister Zhu opened her throat and shouted at the monsters in the audience: "Hey, everyone pay attention, the red baby warm baby is a three-no product, three-no product!"
This shout, the monsters who lined up to buy in the audience dispersed half in an instant, what are you kidding, the warm baby that sells so expensive is still a three-no product, who dares to buy this Nima?
Zhu Bajie proudly stretched out two fingers and made a scissor hand: "Oh yes, it's done! I'm much better than Wukong to be reasonable." ”
Tang Sen couldn't help but cover his face, Nima, where did you learn this?
This time it was the turn of the red boy who couldn't help it, she suddenly stretched out her hand in the air and made a move, and a Zhangba fire spear appeared out of thin air, raised the gun, and shouted at Zhu Bajie: "Oh, where did the villain come from, he actually dared to spread rumors and smear my company, his heart can be punished, my aunt and grandmother are going to beat you into a pig's head today." ”
Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing at this time: "Oh, didn't you say that the mature big sister only talks about reasoning and doesn't do anything? Only children will fight without saying a word...... Hahaha, I died laughing. Sun Wukong rolled on the ground with laughter.
The red boy was furious, a seven-year-old child, how could he really tell any reason, he couldn't hold his breath when he was laughed, raised his fire-tipped gun, and stabbed Sun Wukong's ass with a shot. Fortunately, it was the buttocks, not to the heart, it seems that the red boy is angry, and there is still a certain measure in the shot.
But even if it's an ass, Sun Wukong won't let her be pierced easily.
With a shake of his body, Sun Wukong had already disappeared, and the shot was pierced into the air.
The red boy swept his eyes upward, but saw that Sun Wukong had already jumped on top of her head, and the thick stick of the bowl fell down.
The red boy was startled, this guy moves so fast, flexible like a monkey, is there such a powerful monster near our dry pine stream? Why haven't I heard of it before.
The spear was lifted upward, and Sun Wukong's big stick was lightly touched, only to hear the sound of "Zheng", and the red child stepped back five or six steps in a row, but he still couldn't stand firmly, and retreated several steps, and finally stood still, but his face was flushed, and he obviously suffered a dark loss.
"Okay, what a strong demon. The red child exclaimed, "You...... Where are you holy?"
Sun Wukong laughed, crossed his waist and said, "My old grandson is the demon king Sun Wukong who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. ”
"Huh, is it the Monkey King who wielded a big stick to hit the whole world five hundred years ago?"
"No, the weapon my grandson used back then was a watermelon knife. ”
"Nonsense, I still have a big stick in my hand. ”
"Ahhhh......h ”
Just as he was about to strike again, the red boy suddenly exclaimed happily: "Seventh aunt, it turns out that it's really you, I'm your niece." ”
"What niece?" Sun Wu was empty: "My grandson is a monster raised by nature, and he has no brothers and sisters, where did he come from?"
"Hey, Seventh Aunt, this is why you are not kind, how can you not recognize your brothers and sisters?" The red boy shouted loudly: "Do you still remember the brothers and sisters of the Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon King, the Fuhai Great Sage Jiao Demon King, the Chaotian Great Sage Peng Demon King, the Mountain Moving Great Sage Lion King, the Ventilating Great Sage Macaque King, and the Exorcist Great Sage Tamarin King?" )
PS: Thank you for the masked superman who is uneducated, the Lord of Daze, the peerless knife, the peerless knife, and Mercury for the masked superman who gave 100, Su Jingting gave a reward of 30, Scarlet pre-rewarded 20, and the all-round Shandora, the fishless kiss sky, and the morning star and twilight rain rewarded 10