Sixth, sixth, fourth, cute, princess beckoning horses
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The next day, the capital of Tianzhu Kingdom was even more lively than yesterday, almost every street was hung with red ribbons, and everyone was talking about one thing, that is, at three o'clock in the afternoon, the princess would throw hydrangeas on the cross street to recruit horses......
Townsend found that although it was now a new era, people's pursuit of this kind of thing was even more exaggerated than that of the old society. It's not incomprehensible if you think about it carefully, for example, if the daughter of the president of the United States ****** wants to choose a husband in public, it is definitely a super hot topic, and the man who goes to sign up is only afraid that he can crowd a few streets.
A woman can become a phoenix by taking a good man, but in fact, why don't men want to take a white rich woman and become a rich man from hanging? There are such unambitious guys, both men and women.
Townsend really didn't want to join in the fun, but ...... When the time was almost up, Zhang Duxue, Yuan Shi Tianzun, Sun Wukong and other girls rushed over, pushed Tang Sen, and pulled him to watch the excitement without saying anything.
Passing through the crowd, Townsend and his party walked towards the cross street.
The so-called cross street, in fact, is a large square in front of the palace, this square extends in all directions, radiating the whole city, here is indeed a good place to place the embroidery building to throw hydrangea.
Tang Sen saw from a distance that there was a huge high platform in the center of the square, and the red and colorful colors were hung on the high platform, which was very gorgeous. There was a Royal Guard in charge of protection, and many riot police officers holding shields. As for the stage, I only saw two girls, one of them was wearing a snow-white princess dress, looking noble and beautiful, and next to her stood a waitgirl, who looked like a personal maid, the relationship between the two masters and servants must be very good, and now they were whispering something, and they were giggling together.
Nanji Zhenjun looked at the "princess master and servant" in the stands from a distance, and said with a smile: "You look average, far less beautiful than Your Majesty the Jade Emperor." ”
Zhang Duxue glanced at her and said: "Don't talk nonsense, a woman's value is not in appearance, but in the inside, it's not right to judge people by their appearance, and it's even more wrong to compare other people's appearance with themselves, even if they win, what can they do? What do you lose if you lose? It's really superficial!"
Antarctic True Monarch hurriedly said: "My subordinates lost their words. ”
After Zhang Duxue finished criticizing the Antarctic True Monarch, she turned to Tang Sen and said, "Classmate Tang Sen, I'm prettier than that princess, right? You like me more, don't you?"
Townwend: "......"
Everyone: "......"
At such a time, a man must say the standard answer, and Townsend said seriously: "You are a hundred times more beautiful than her, of course I like you more." ”
Zhang Duxue was overjoyed.
The people were sweating profusely.
Sister Guanyin glanced at Tang Sen angrily and said, "I haven't seen you coax other women with such words, why are you willing to go to the trouble of coaxing the Jade Emperor?"
Townsend shrugged his shoulders and didn't answer.
This time, Sister Guanyin quit, and also stretched out her hand and pointed to the high platform and said, "Which one is more beautiful than me and that princess?
Tang Sen Khan said: "You are a hundred times more beautiful than her, of course I like you more." ”
Guanyin was angry: "It's exactly the same as the answer you gave to the Jade Emperor, well, you're forcing me to make a trick, which one is more beautiful than me or the Jade Emperor? Who do you like more?"
It's okay that she didn't ask this, but as soon as she asked this, she blew up, and the girls jumped up together, and asked almost at the same time: "Who is more beautiful than me and them, and who do you like more?"
The question was very sharp, and Tang Sen thought carefully, seriously, and hard about how to answer this question, his eyes swept over the faces of all the girls one by one, and the girls also looked at him with serious and nervous faces, waiting for his answer.
Tang Sen coughed lightly, and then said seriously and seriously: "Hey, the princess is about to throw the hydrangea, let's hurry up and watch the excitement." ”
"I'm dizzy!" the girls fell to the ground.
Xiao Er sneered beside him, then shook his head and said: "A group of stupid women, this kind of question can't be asked in front of other women, you should pull Tang Sen into the quilt alone, first pose tenderly and secretly, and then bite his ear and ask softly, to ensure that you can get an answer that makes you very happy...... Isn't asking questions in front of the public like this stabbing oneself? It's really superficial!"
Tang Sen took the girls and continued to squeeze forward, and after a while, they squeezed to the bottom of the high platform. In fact, there are countless people squeezing forward at the same time, at least hundreds of thousands of men want to squeeze into the audience at this time, but Tang Sen and his sisters all have divine power, although they will not deliberately use divine power to bully ordinary people, but it is not too easy to squeeze into the crowd...... Fortunately, Tang Sen didn't want to pick up the hydrangea, so he didn't squeeze into the front row, but stopped at a position with a better viewing distance.
Under the high stage, there are all men waiting to pick up the hydrangea, only Tang Sen's group of people is mainly composed of girls, but it has also become a unique landscape, it can be said that it is a little red in the green bushes, and even the military and police who maintain law and order around can't help but glance at Tang Sen's side a few times, and then couldn't help but complain in a low voice: "Rub, where did the handsome guy come from, he actually brought so many women to see the excitement?"
"It's obvious, it's a handsome little guy who doesn't lack women, and he takes his girlfriends to watch the single dogs grab food. ”
"It's just that it's so bad fun. ”
The men expressed their dissatisfaction with Tang Sen, however, there was a single dog's speech, which instantly calmed the men's mood, it turned out that the single dog said: "Don't be depressed, although this little handsome guy has many women, but he has lost the opportunity to get the princess. ”
"That's it!" said the other single dog, "Do you think the princess will use a hydrangea to smash a little white face in a woman's pile?"
The single dogs suddenly realized: "Brother's words are reasonable and convincing!"
So, all the hostile eyes towards Townsend turned into sympathy, hehe, little handsome guy, with so many women, the princess will have nothing to do with you, bye-bye! You are jealous and envious beside you.
At this time, a middle-aged fat man appeared on the high platform, wearing a luxurious robe, and Tang Sen was wondering what the fat man was doing when he ran to the princess's stage, so he heard the people next to him comment: "Wow, the king has appeared, and it seems that it is about to begin." ”
It turned out that this middle-aged fat man was the princess's father, that is, the current king of Tianzhu Kingdom, he took out a microphone, cleared his throat, and then suddenly cried "wow".
Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat profusely, hey, why did you fat man run out and cry?
I only heard the king of Tianzhu snort and tears: "Ladies and gentlemen of Tianzhu Kingdom, I am your king, is it easy for me to raise a daughter?" Since childhood, I held it in the palm of my hand, raised it with great love, and looked at it until she was 20 years old, and she was slim, and suddenly she said that she wanted to get married...... Oh my God, this world doesn't give my father a way to live...... It's a good daughter who is about to run away with a man, and I'm uncomfortable as a father. ”
Everyone was sweating profusely, and Tang Sen couldn't help but sweat out, this Nima ......
After a great tear, the king said, "But...... As a father, although he is very reluctant, he still hopes that his daughter can be happy, so I fully support her recruitment of horses, she said to throw hydrangeas, then throw it...... I'm here as a father just to make a notarization and to show that this horse recruitment activity is real and effective...... After a while, my daughter would throw the hydrangea into the crowd and hit any man, and she would recruit that man as a colt......"
"Wow!" The crowd was in an uproar, and countless people applauded the king, this is the pure man, good father.
At this time, a man in the audience suddenly shouted: "Your Majesty, what if the princess throws a hydrangea and hits a married man? or if it hits an old and ugly man?"
That's a good question, and many men craned their necks to listen.
The king said with a serious face: "It doesn't matter, our country does not practice monogamy anyway, but adopts polygamy, and if my daughter hits a married man, I can also recruit him as a concubine." As for the old and ugly, as long as you have the ability to take the hydrangea, you can also move. ”
"Wow!" The crowd was in an uproar again, and the men who were still looking at Tang Sen with sympathetic eyes just now suddenly became hostile to Tang Sen again, and many people deliberately squeezed to Tang Sen's side, wanting to squeeze him away, but Tang Sen and the girls were blessed with divine power, where could ordinary people squeeze them? It was even difficult to touch them, they stood there and did not move like a mountain.
"Anyway, now my daughter is about to start throwing hydrangeas, let's get ready to take them!" said this, and the men in the audience all stretched out their hands and began to squeeze forward.
The princess smiled and reached for a colorful hydrangea on the table, but she reached for it, but she didn't pick it up...... It seemed that the ball was very heavy, and she couldn't help but sigh lightly: "What kind of hydrangea is this?"
The maid next to her, who was actually the Jade Rabbit, leaned into the princess's ear and whispered, "Lord Chang'e, that hydrangea is specially made...... What you can't take is my bad idea for His Majesty, and he will explain it soon. You just have to rest assured......"
The king was crying tears just now, but now he suddenly had a smile on his face: "By the way, before my daughter throws the hydrangea, I have to explain in advance that this hydrangea is specially made by me in the factory, and it is made of super hard alloy lead, although it looks like a small one, but in fact it weighs two tons." ”
When the people in the audience heard this, they suddenly spartan, two tons of Nima, this ...... Is this thrown to recruit the pony, or is it to stone the pony to death?
The king triumphantly said, "Because it is too heavy, my daughter can't hold it, so I'll throw it down with my mechanical arm in a moment...... The height of this high platform is 25 meters, and now the math problem is here, a two-ton shot put, thrown from the 25-meter-high platform, under the action of gravitational acceleration, when it falls to the ground, how much impact will it bring?"
Everyone sweated together.
The king suddenly laughed and said, "Whoever is confident that he can catch it, come and snatch my daughter, wahahaha!" )