Chapter Forty-Six: There is no peach in the bottom
That person is ruthless, who lost an egg, even if it takes several months, it has to be found, so crazy, almost crazy, naturally aroused the resentment of the people of Hucheng, Emperor Wei also felt that Dou was ruthlessly ill, so he had to be placed under house arrest, but if anyone in the world can find out the inside story of Wei Chong's gambling contract with Huangquan, Emperor Wei firmly believes that person must be ruthless.
Sleepy and tired, Wei Chong planned to sleep well, but lying on the bed, tossing and turning, he couldn't sleep, and there was always a figure of Fenghuangquan in front of him.
Why did Feng Huangquan make that kind of bet?
This question also bothered Wei Chong, at that time, no matter what he said, Feng Huangquan was not angry, and he had no momentum of a murderous demon, Feng Huangquan was like an elder who doted on him, thinking about him everywhere.
As the maker of the ghost net, as the military advisor of the underworld, Zhuge Liang could not be so hasty, at that time Zhuge Liang said that there were two tiger generals under his seat, one was Wei Chong, and the other was who? Why didn't Zhuge Liang send him to fight?
Or Zhuge Liang expected that Dingfeng Huangquan would not kill Wei Chong, but why didn't Feng Huangquan kill Wei Chong?
Wei Chong couldn't sleep, but he thought about it a lot, and he couldn't wait to go to the underworld immediately and ask Zhuge Liang for clarification, but Zhuge Liang was extremely smooth, and if he wanted to get something out of his mouth, he had to think about it carefully.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, but it was Du Xiaowu who pushed the door in, saw Wei Chong with his eyes open, and said with a smile: "Xianggong, get up and wash your face, it's time to eat!"
Wei Chong was stunned, got out of bed and came outside the house, the sun was sinking in the western mountains, but it was already dark.
The meal was sumptuous, the three of them sat around a table, eating silently, no one spoke, without waiting for Wei Chong to ask, Du Xiaowu got up and brought the deer whip soup, this time she followed the advice of Dao Hongdie, and added a lot of leeks to the soup, the soup was green, and it looked a little disgusting.
Wei Chong frowned, he really didn't want to drink it, the venison soup was boiled like this by Du Xiaowu, but seeing Du Xiaowu's face full of expectations, he couldn't bear to hit her, so he had to take a sip, but he didn't expect the soup to be disgusting, but the taste was very delicious.
After dinner, while the knife red butterfly went out, Du Xiaowu whispered to Wei Chong: "Xianggong, I think my mother seems to be in a bad mood, I want to accompany her tonight." ”
This is also Dao Hongdie's idea, in order to nourish Wei Chong's body, it is best not to share a bed with Du Xiaowu at present, Du Xiaowu thought about it for a long time before he thought of this excuse to protect Wei Chong's face as a man.
Wei Chong naturally had no objection, and said with a smile: "It's best for you to be a companion, I just want to go to the underworld." ”
I always felt that Du Xiaowu was weird, as if he had something to hide, but Wei Chong had no time to take care of it now, the ghost card had already recovered its divine effect, and he immediately went to the underworld, and accidentally fell outside the palace of King Qin Guang, and was about to go in, but he heard the sound of white impermanence laughing from inside.
"The military advisor is really clever, but this Wei Chong is too stupid, why don't you make an appointment with Fenghuangquan for three hundred years?" Bai Wuchang smiled happily, and what he said was just a joke, and it was an unexpected joy to be able to fight for three years.
"Most of it was proposed by Feng Huangquan, in fact, in three years, a lot of things can be done, everyone should have fun tonight, come, have another drink!" Zhuge Liang said in a loud voice, obviously drunk.
Wei Chong listened outside the hall for a while, there was only the sound of drinking orders left in the hall, and a group of drunks, talking in vain, Wei Chong simply went to the scissors hell, the mana in his body, was eaten by the water of the Nai River, and he needed to practice well, and cleaning the hell was his job, and he should do a good job, fortunately, there is no conflict between practice and cleaning.
Since being deceived by the beasts and ghosts of Barbed Hell, Wei Chong has specialized in studying the major hells, so when he stepped into the door of Scissors Hell, the first thing he thought of was Wang Po, the Wang Po who single-handedly contributed to the dirty affair between Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing.
One person wants money, two people are greedy for joy, they were all happy at that time, and now, one is in barbed hell, one is in oil pot hell, and one is in scissors hell, suffering endlessly, and it makes people feel embarrassed to think about it.
The prison master of Scissors Hell is none other than the eight-headed yaksha, who has not had much communication with Wei Chong, and the eight-headed yaksha who looks almost the same, but his personality is thousands of miles away.
After fighting for a month, Wei Chong cleaned up the scissors hell, and it took half of the time to clean the tongue pulling hell, when Wei Chong sacrificed Neidan, he saw that Neidan was as big as an egg, and this month was really not in vain, but if you want to make Neidan as big as a goose egg, you still have to work hard.
When he returned home, it was noon the next day, Wei Chong walked around the yin house, and he didn't see Du Xiaowu and Dao Hongdie, so he had to go to the backyard to find Jin Lian, Jin Lian was very simple, and said that they went shopping.
Women seem to be born to go shopping, Wei Chong shook his head and smiled bitterly, came to the front of the main hall, and began to study the puppet technique, now he can only make the wood jump a few times, and it is still far from the realm of the first layer of the puppet technique.
The puppet technique is too advanced, and in many places, Wei Chong can't figure it out, it seems that he still has to ask the old ghost for more advice, and he was about to go to the ghost domain, but there was a quick knock on the door.
Wei Chong frowned, few people approached this Yin Mansion, and the living couldn't touch the door, otherwise they would be bounced open by the enchantment, who could knock on the door so loudly?
Zhong Kui changed into a clean old robe, was pinching his mouth, and a loud knock on the door came from his mouth, seeing Wei Chong come out, he laughed and said, "Brother Wei, how is my ventriloquism?"
Wei Chong said coldly: "There is no peach in the bottom!"
Zhong Kui said to himself: "If you want to practice this ventriloquist well, you have to go through ......" suddenly understood the deep meaning of Wei Chong's words, Zhong Kui looked embarrassed, stopped showing off, touched hard behind his buttocks, and said: "Brother Wei, don't look at me sloppy, in fact, I am a very upright person, and I came to you this time, it is definitely great news." ”
After saying that, Zhong Kui took out a crumpled ball of paper and threw it to Wei Chong, taking half a step back with his right foot, once Wei Chong got angry, he could run away in time.
Wei Chong stretched out his hand to catch the paper ball, opened it gently, and a strange smell struck, it was actually a notice, he looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but ask: "What is this Seven Emperors Holy Courtyard for?"
Zhong Kui said with a smile: "In order to deal with Fenghuangquan, the emperors of the Seven Kingdoms reached a consensus to open the Seven Emperors Temple left over from ancient times, only the best monks can enter the cultivation, and the last person who can be selected into the Seven Emperors Array is simply ......" said and remembered something, and changed his words: "Emperor Wei posted a notice in Tiger City, specially inviting you to enter the Seven Emperors Sacred Courtyard to practice." ”
At that time, when he fell from the clouds, Emperor Wei and the others did not come to the rescue, which really made Wei Chong feel cold, so he said: "What do you have to do with me!" Zhong Kui, if you plot against me, I won't care about you, but if you come to make trouble again, I will never ......."
Zhong Kui waved his hand and said, "Brother Wei, don't say anything, and listen to me, and you will decide after listening, how about it?"
Wei Chong said: "Hurry up!"