Chapter 17: A woman disguises herself as a man

I only heard a "pop" sound, and my shoulder was slapped hard, and it hurt a little. When he turned his head to look, he saw that it was the sissy boy, and he suddenly became angry, and said angrily: "Why are you beating me!"

The sissy boy smiled "hee-hee", squeezed his eyebrows at him, so playful, seeing that he didn't recognize himself, he was even more happy, and laughed in a low voice: "Hey, fool, I don't know Miss Ben!"

Shui Ruohan listened to the young man's laughter, and seemed familiar, but for a while, he couldn't remember where he had heard it. At that moment, I heard the young man say this, and when I looked at it, I recognized that it was Shui Linglong.

Shui Ruohan exclaimed: "What, how, how is it." ”

Shui Linglong smiled: "Why isn't it me, fool." Hehe, look at my dress, no one can recognize me, just be smart. "Hippie smile, very proud.

In front of it is a mulberry forest road, which can be crossed by one person. Shui Ruohan was teased by her three times and twice, and he was annoyed and afraid of her in his heart, and he wanted to hate but he couldn't hate it. Give way now, let her go first, in case she is bad again, and entertain herself.

When Shui Linglong saw him give way, Gege smiled and rode away. Thinking all the way about dressing up in disguise, the people in the gang couldn't recognize it, and they were triumphant, humming a little song in a low voice, humming a little song while looking back at the water Ruohan, his face was red and fluttering, and he smiled.

Shui Ruohan pretended not to look at her, but he was always thinking about her in his heart, and couldn't help but peek at her, his heart fluttered, and his heart was pounding, like a deer crashing, he was extremely happy, and he felt strange: What is wrong with me? Listening to her singing tactfully, like a lark's call, melodious and beautiful, I was suddenly fascinated and fascinated.

Shui Linglong looked back and saw Shui Ruohan's stupid appearance, "poof" smiled, and said, "What do you think, stupid." ”

Shui Ruohan was listening to the song with his eyes closed, demented all the way, not in a hurry. Suddenly, he couldn't hear the singing, and immediately opened his eyes, and saw Shui Linglong smiling at him, stretched out his left hand, scratched his scalp, and felt inexplicable.

Shui Linglong couldn't help but smile, and when she turned around, she saw that the road in front of her was wide, which could accommodate two people to ride together, so she stopped her horse and waited for Shui Ruohan.

Shui Ruohan saw her stop suddenly, and said strangely: "Why don't you leave?"

Shui Linglong smiled: "Fool, I'm waiting for you, can't you see this." ”

Shui Ruohan was stunned for a moment, and let out an "oh" sound, letting the horse parallel to her.

Shui Linglong said as she walked: "I'll tell you a joke, do you want to hear it?"

Shui Ruohan hesitated for a moment and nodded.

Shui Linglong said: "Once upon a time, there was a fool, and when people asked him anything, he said, 'No. He was asked, 'Fool, where do you come from?' and he said, 'No.' He was asked, 'Fool, where is your house?' and he said, 'No.' He was asked, 'Fool, what are you doing out there?' and he said, 'No.' ’...... By the way, have you ever heard this joke?"

Shui Ruohan listened to it for a long time, and felt that there was nothing funny about this joke, and when she asked herself like this, she said casually: "No." ”

When Shui Linglong heard this, she laughed, stretched out her finger and pointed at him, "Aren't you that fool?" ”

Shui Ruohan saw that she suddenly laughed at herself, she didn't react at once, lowered her head and pondered for a while, and finally figured it out, it turned out that she was laughing at herself, scolding herself for being a fool, and she only felt angry and funny in her heart, thinking: What a crazy girl, the trick is really high. Hmph, look how I play you back and forth.

While thinking about it, the two of them had already left the mulberry forest road, and in front of them was an open field with green grass.

Suddenly, a voice said loudly: "The group of villagers opposite you, there is a person named Dongqing Hu Shui Ruohan, who knows each other, obediently let him get out, and as soon as Grandpa is happy, he will let the rest of you go." The voice was loud, and the voice spread far away, and it could be heard dozens of feet away.

Shui Ruohan was startled when he heard this, looked up, and saw that a grass in front of him was full of people, more than 100 people in the south, all wrapped in red scarves, and more than 1,000 people in the north, but all wrapped in yellow scarves.

The man who shouted loudly was a middle-aged man, with a yellow scarf on his head, a dark face, a harpoon in his hand, which glittered in the sun, and sat down on a horse that was black, tall and strong, standing in the center, and looking imposing.

Shui Ruohan looked at him a little bit of a situation, the bandit was so powerful, his brows were furrowed, and he was anxious.

Shui Linglong Nunu mouthed and said with a smile: "That black-faced ghost is calling you, why don't you get out of here for his grandfather, stupid." ”

Shui Ruohan was scolded by her "stupid" and "fool", and said in her heart: It's just to play you back. With his right palm out, he slapped her horse's buttocks violently, and shouted, "Go." The horse was in pain, and with a "bang", he galloped forward, rushed out of the crowd here, and went straight to the opposite side.

As soon as the black-faced man's voice fell, he saw a person on the opposite side rushing towards the horse, only to say that the Dongqing Tiger was cold, and a fork would stab him head-on.

Shui Linglong saw the horse suddenly galloping forward, slamming the reins of the horse, but he couldn't stop, seeing a steel fork stabbed in front of him, he was suddenly frightened, his face was pale, he screamed again and again, he lowered his head suddenly, and his body just slipped under the iron fork, impartially, but the red scarf on his head was stabbed, "boom", he picked it up, and his black hair was instantly scattered, Shui Linglong screamed: "Daddy save me! Daddy save me!"

The black-faced man was taken aback when he saw that it was a woman, and the steel fork in his hand was held high, staring blankly. When she came back to her senses, Shui Linglong had already turned around the horse's head and ran back to the opposite side.

Shui Linglong ran to Shui Chung's side, panicked, trembled in her voice, and shouted, "Daddy." ”

Shui Chung "snapped", slapped her, and said angrily: "Don't go back quickly!"

Shui Linglong was in pain, frightened again, "wow", crying loudly, covering her eyes with both hands, tears kept flowing, flowing down from between her fingers, unable to stop, and the horse went back. When he ran past Shui Ruohan, he glared at him fiercely.

Shui Ruohan saw that her eyes were red and swollen, and she felt uncomfortable. Thoughts: I wanted to slap her butt and play with her. Who would have thought that when she went, she almost killed someone, this disaster was really not small, fortunately, she didn't kill her, otherwise, how could I have done it in my heart. Ashamed in his heart, he blushed and lowered his head, not looking at her.

Seeing that her daughter had gone, Shui Chung slapped her just now, thinking that it was not a taste, so she sighed with a sigh.

He has always regarded her daughter as a pearl in the palm of his hand, taking care of her in every way, loving her in every way, spoiling her since she was a child, never adding a finger to her, I don't want to, today she is pampered, willful, bold enough to dare to rush out on a horse, almost died in the hands of a thief, causing a big hatred of himself, thinking that he spoiled her, his daughter will be so ignorant, his heart suddenly became angry, hardened his heart, and slapped her violently, so that she can have a longer memory, from now on, no longer toss nonsense, although he is ruthless, it is really for the good of his daughter.