Chapter 22: An Interlude in the Woods

"Master, we seem to have walked this road!"

"Ah, is it? How could you walk by, you remembered it wrong," Han Tongwen was embarrassed

"No, I've seen this big tree three times, are you lost?" asked Qiao Song

"Cut, how is it possible, I'm your master, if you don't believe it, then let's make a mark this time" Han Tongwen carved a mark on the tree with a knife, and then walked towards the woods with satisfaction、、、 and in less than half an hour, the two walked back again.

"Master, the mark you made、、、 it seems that you are really lost" Qiao Song looked at Han Tongwen with a disgusted expression

"How can the master get lost? there must be a ghost when something goes wrong, come and sit down and tell you about it."

Since he got lost and simply didn't leave, he would lie down for a while where he fell, Han Tongwen and Qiao Song sat under the tree, and Han Tongwen began to give him Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian.

"Or that day, Ning Caichen went into the mountain, got lost in the forest, and always went around a tree" Since Ning Caichen got lost in the mountain, he has been talking about the damn tree spirit, and Han Tongwen is talking about it like a river

"Do you know why the master gave you this?"

"I understand, master, you are telling me that if I meet someone like Nie Xiaoqian in the future, I must learn from Ning Caichen and bravely pursue my love!"

"Fart, do you learn that Ning Caichen loves a ghost? The focus of the story is the beginning, Ning Caichen also got lost in the woods, and walked around a tree three times like us"

"And then、、、" Qiao Song looked confused

"Then it turned out that Ning Caichen was not a road idiot, and that tree was Nie Xiaoqian's grandmother"

"Master, what the hell do you want to say?"

"What the master wants to say is that we are lost, and we can only wait for Nie Xiaoqian to save us、、、!"

Qiao Song may still be young, he has little experience, he has never seen such a jumper, it is simply nonsense, although he is only four years old, it does not prevent him from despising his fourteen-year-old master.

"So we're going to wait here?"

"Of course, we're not lost."

"By the way, master, don't you know that you are a road idiot?"

"Nonsense, the master has never walked such a long road alone, isn't it normal to get lost once in a while?" Han Tongwen never knew that he was a road idiot before, and the only place his only son had been to was Chai Mountain, Chai Mountain, I have to say that it is estimated that there is no one else who is lost in Chai Mountain except the blind man, and there is only one road bare.

"When will there be someone, master, I want to eat wontons" Akamatsu cried with a sad face

"Apprentice, the master also wants to eat it, let's eat this wild fruit first! Although it is a little sour and astringent, it can always fill your stomach, right?"

Han Tongwen picked a few wild fruits from the tree, wiped them on his body and then went down in one bite, swallowing the astringency, Qiao Song also learned from Han Tongwen to eat wild fruits.

After a while, Akamatsu's stomach gurgled

"Master, what kind of fruit are we eating?"

"I don't know."

Han Tongwen's stomach also gurgled, "No, I want convenience!"

"I'm going to 、、、 too"

In just half an hour, the two went to the toilet no less than ten times.

"Master, the fruit we eat is amazing," Qiao Song squinted his eyes and said with another meaning

"Yes, the medicinal effect is stronger than laxatives, don't talk about it, the master has to go again!"

Neither of them could sleep all night, their stomachs rumbled all night, and they were exhausted and almost pulled blood.

"You're not reliable, master"

Someone came, I heard the sound of horses' hooves, and Han Tongwen rolled up from the ground

Seeing the three horses coming from the south, Han Tongwen waved his hand, "Seniors, please stay!"

The three people on the horse were dressed up fiercely, showing their sturdy half-bodies, one was a one-eyed dragon, and one was an old scholar, all three of them were about fifty years old, and they seemed to be warriors.

"Woo !!," the scholar grabbed the reins

Han Tongwen arched his hand, "Three seniors, my apprentice and I are lost in this mountain forest, I don't know if you can take us for a ride!"

"How old are you, a little kid has an apprentice, are you playing a game of breaking into the rivers and lakes?" laughed the one-eyed dragon

"This senior's words are wrong, and the master is a teacher, and it has nothing to do with age. Han Tongwen replied with a smile

"What kind of bullshit are you!" the one-eyed dragon looked unconvinced

"Third brother, don't be rude!" the scholar shouted, "This little brother, I have something important to do, and it is inconvenient to take you, so I can go all the way north to Xuzhou!"

Han Tongwen hugged his fists and thanked "Thank you, but there is still a question below"

"But it doesn't hurt to say"

"It's the West!" Han Tongwen asked embarrassedly

The one-eyed old man laughed, "The stinky boy roams the rivers and lakes, but he doesn't know the southeast and northwest, it's ridiculous"

"The one-eyed man rode over the mountain, but he didn't understand that the master came first, which is ridiculous and ridiculous," Han Tongwen shot back

The one-eyed dragon was not angry either, "What a sharp-toothed boy, this is West!"

"It's just that there are many robbers in this mountain, and the little brother needs to be more careful"

"Thank you seniors for reminding me!" Han Tongwen finished speaking, and walked with Songhe in the direction pointed by the one-eyed old man.

"Second brother, what did you say that kid was carrying on his back" The one-eyed old man was attracted by a large package on Songhe's back

"Such a big bag should not be gold and silver, it should be some kind of weapon," said the scholar-looking old man

"I can smell it, it's the smell of a knife, and it's got a lot of blood on it!" said the sturdy old man's voice hoarsely

"Does this kid really have two hands? It's just that he should have heard of our name when he walked the rivers and lakes, eighty percent is a rookie," the one-eyed old man laughed

"The three taboos of martial arts, women, children, and beggars," the old scholar said

"Let's go, if he doesn't know the current affairs this time, he can't say that he will be killed!" A trace of violence flashed in the eyes of the sturdy old man.

Qiao Song's stomach was gurgling with hunger, and Han Tongwen was roasting meat on the side, the fragrance was permeating, and Han Tongwen didn't expect that sprinkling some inexplicable medicinal materials found in the forest would be so fragrant.

"Master, okay, no!" Qiao Song squatted in front of the hare, salivating non-stop.

"Master, what are you spilling, why does it smell so good?"

"Yes, tell you that the master's craftsmanship is a must," Han Tongwen said smugly, "This is the seasoning found in this forest, how about it, is it fragrant!"

Qiao Song nodded excitedly, but asked worriedly, "Master, this ingredient won't have any problems with the wild fruit I ate last time, right?"

"Don't worry, last time it was just a small accident, this time it won't" Han Tongwen said confidently, "Okay, you can eat it!"

"Be merciful!" someone shouted, "En?" Han Tongwen turned around, but saw a beautiful young man wrapped around his waist, straddling the sword, dressed in splendor, the appearance of a rich son, coupled with a handsome and unparalleled face, what a beautiful boy!

Although he is a beautiful young man, his demeanor is much worse than this outfit, he is drooling, hunched over, salivating at the hare in Han Tongwen's hand, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva

"Dao Zuo meets, I really have a fate with my brother, look at this barbecue with golden color and fragrant, it can be called the most in my life, can I share it!"

"Master, what is he going to do!" Qiao Song couldn't understand what he was saying at all

"Rich sons are generally the same as him, they have problems, it should be the disease of wealth, but it's none of our business, let's eat" Han Tongwen said and wanted to share the rabbit meat

"Can you share it!" the young man's voice raised a few decibels

"Uh, can you speak human language?"

The boy looked devastated and said, "I want to eat meat"

"You said it earlier, a sentence thing, it's so troublesome. Han Tongwen looked at the young man like an idiot

The boy nodded excitedly

"But it's all in vain, it's not your share" After Han Tongwen finished speaking, he and Songhe began to deal with this fat hare, I have to say, this hare is indeed about to become fat, if it is placed in the previous life, eighty percent of it will have to be on the table at a young age.

The boy was very disappointed, and suddenly something was thrown at him

"Our master can't eat it, give you a leg!"

"Master, how can you be like this, that leg is mine" Qiao Song said dissatisfied

"You are ashamed to eat more than me at the age of four, your legs are gone, and your tail is mended!"

Qiao Song looked at the tail that was burned with only a little thumb left, helpless, who made him his master. The three of them couldn't get enough of eating, lying on the grass and looking at the sky.

"I haven't asked my brother Taigao's name yet!"

"My name is Han Tongwen, my apprentice, Qiao Song!

"It's a lot of things when it comes to my name. My wife wants to please my wife, so he wants to name me Donghu because that's where he first met my wife, but my wife wants to name me Wind Valley because that's where they got married."

"So your name is East Lake? or Wind Valley!"

The boy shook his head, "Neither!"

"You're fucking playing with me!"

"My name is Ye Liu!" the young man said solemnly

"What's the allusion to this?"

"This is where my father and my mother are together, and they don't teach each other privately、、、" The young man was a little embarrassed

"Hahahaha," Han Tongwen laughed after hearing it, "What an interesting name!"

"Hey, what kind of attitude do you have, I told you only when you were nice and invited me to eat barbecue. Ye Liu said very dissatisfied

"I'll tell you a story, are you interested in listening to it?"

"If you want to say it, just say it" Ye Liu was still angry because of Han Tongwen's performance just now