Chapter 004: Uninvited Guest
"Bai Yu, you are well-informed, you are the first brother of Fenggujing, explain reason to everyone, and tell you right and wrong. Yan Rujin on the side looked at Zhao Baiyu expectantly, with a bright smile on his face, as if he had seen a fat golden pig.
Zhao Baiyu laughed a few times, patted his chest, and replied quite decently: "Master Yan, don't worry, today there will be justice that everyone is satisfied with, Xuan Yanxing is free of orders all day, and the villagers eat for nothing." ”
"Okay, Zhao Ye is enough. Yan Rujin took the lead and applauded.
Zhao Baiyu's eyes bent into a crescent moon glanced at the cheerful Yan Rujin, this anger in his heart, Master Yan, dare to pay for me, you have a treat.
This egg is a chicken, and it is difficult to sort out the matter of chickens laying eggs, and it is even more difficult to sort out the things that the public says are justified, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable.
If you are careless, don't say anything about offending the villagers, Bi Fusheng's red and swollen face keeps swaying in front of Zhao Baiyu, Brother Fenggu, see it, as long as you are slapped by the little girls, the first brother will immediately become the second brother.
Zhao Baiyu rubbed his eyes, his eyes were fixed on the two pieces of tofu, there were two pieces of tofu, which were clearly the two pieces of Qiankun grinding disc in Xuan Yanxing, and he was treated as a bean and placed in the middle to grind hard.
Thirty-six plans, it is impossible to go, the villagers of Quanfeng Valley are waiting for a free meal, and it is the best policy to move quietly and come to a plan to delay the army.
After making up his mind, Zhao Baiyu lowered his head slightly, pretending not to see the expectant eyes of the three people, holding his chin in his hand, his lips moving slightly, making a gesture of serious thinking, but he peeked at the three of them with the corner of his eye.
Gradually, the expectant eyes of the three became a little irritated, and the irritated eyes became a little blurry.
When it was time, Zhao Baiyu raised his head, pointed to the minced meat on the thin plate, and asked in a casual tone: "Is this meat slice cut at the bottom, or not?"
"Of course you cut it, and you have to cut it when you receive the money. "Zheng Guandong is unforgiving.
"Don't cut it, I really can't cut it, can you return your silver and call your ancestors?"
"Whether you cut it or not, you will lose my tofu money first. "Sun Erniang is unrelenting.
"Hey, I thought I had climbed out of a deep pit, but I didn't expect to get into a black hole. Before the egg was finished, the hen popped up again. ”
Zhao Baiyu had a straight face, and helplessly put on a face of listening carefully, but there was a fire in his heart, burning in his stomach.
"Three living bodhisattvas, when will you end this trouble? I will delay the matter of Mingyou Burning Workshop again, and the temper of the third uncle will definitely make a fuss. ”
"Hehe, I often hear that Sichuan people are delicious, but I didn't expect so many people to gather in the morning just for a plate of white cut meat, and it was so lively. A foreigner's accent came in from outside the circle.
Everyone turned their heads together, only to see a man in gray with his hands in his sleeves and a gloating expression on his face.
Except for Zhao Baiyu, everyone's eyes were slightly red, and they gritted their teeth tightly, eager to pounce on this little piece of fresh meat like a group of vicious wolves.
Whether it's slicing meat, shredded meat, or braised and stewed to make meatballs. This is all our Sichuan people's Sichuan affairs, and you are a foreigner who has a fart and a dry fart, what kind of tongue is chewing here.
Zhao Baiyu thought differently from everyone else, he looked at this foreigner with a blazing look, and his heart was even hotter: "Grandma Ancestor, this is yesterday." The wronged boss finally appeared, no matter what you say, as long as you can solve this set for me, I have no opinion that you grab a Roshan. ”
"This brother, listening to your tone, it seems that you can cut out paper-thin slices of meat on tofu, why don't you show us a hand?" Zhao Baiyu used the agitation method, and when he saw that everyone nodded approvingly, he lost no time in making up for it.
"If you can't, it's better to leave quickly, Sichuan fog and dampness, stay for a while your waist will be sore, your legs will hurt, your hands will be numb, and if it's serious, your butt may open flowers." ”
The man in gray squeezed in, looked at the meat and bean dregs on the board, and said a little embarrassed: "I can cut it, but I can't cut it without tofu." ”
When Wang Lao Wuyi heard this, his head was dizzy, and his little heart was pounding: "Someone even grabbed this line? was molested for selling meat, caught hooligans for eating tofu, and now he doesn't even have the right to speak, otherwise, take those two pieces of bean dregs over and kill them headlong. ”
It's strange to say, Sun Erniang stopped crying, looked at the man in gray with a pair of danfeng eyes, and then carefully took out a piece of old tofu from the small pavilion of the tofu burden next to her, put it on the board, patted it, and said happily but slightly cowardly: "This piece of tofu, you can take it and eat it." ”
The onlookers exchanged gloating glances, and a smug look appeared on their faces: "Boy, let you see the personality of the Sichuan hot girl, speak hot, do things hot, and treat people ** spicy." Tofu is here, see what else you have to say. ”
The man in gray looked at it, still holding his hand: "This piece of tofu is too old, whether there is tender tofu or not, the more tender the better." ”
Sun Erniang's face showed an anxious look, her eyes looked at the gray-clothed man softly and stupidly, her body did not move, and she did not speak.
Zheng Guandong looked really busy, he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, walked a few steps, bent down and found it in the tofu burden, and urged while looking for his mouth: "Sun Erniang, I'll find the most tender piece for this kid, lest he find a reason to delay time." ”
The man in gray took out a white silk handkerchief, gently spread it on the tender tofu carefully selected by Zheng Guandong, and took out a white silk handkerchief embroidered with a huge red peony, and carefully spread it on the desk next to him.
Then he drew a knife from his waist, and saw that the knife was long and narrow, thick at the top and thin at the bottom, and the cold blade showed a thin white line in the mist.
The man in gray put a pound of pork belly on a white silk handkerchief, cut it with a knife, cut off a piece of his right hand slightly, and the meat slice was in an arc and flew down to the red peony.
After a while, the meat was cut, and the meat slices that flew over were evenly spread on the silk handkerchief to form a meat surface, and the red peony under the meat surface was moistened by the gravy, which looked red and delicate.
The man in gray lifted the white silk handkerchief, only to see the tender tofu standing tremblingly in place below, but there was no knife mark.
In the midst of everyone's exclamations, Zheng Guandong put two bags of rice and a bag of meat slices in front of Sun Erniang: "Erniang, just now I only had those one or two pieces of silver on my body, and these three bags of pork should be used as three yuan of tofu money to accompany you." With that, he turned around and squeezed out.
Zhao Baiyu hurriedly touched it in his arms, took out about five taels of silver, checked it, followed closely, and stuffed the silver into Zheng Guandong's hand: "Guandong, you have to accept this silver, it's really unreasonable to delay you for so long." ”
Zheng Guandong was not polite at all, and raised his hand to take it, but he threw it in front of Wang Lao Wu.
Wang Lao Wu shuddered in his heart: This master, you are not finished. Fortunately, there is a gray man in the background, and it is a big deal to give him some benefits.
Zheng Guandong didn't speak for a while, his embarrassed face became hideous, the horizontal flesh on his face jumped suddenly, his eyes were spewing fire, he stared at Wang Lao Wu deadly, gritted his teeth and asked word by word: "Wang Lao Wu, did you collect this pig from Mei Chaofeng's aunt yesterday?" "Well, you knew it yesterday?" Wang Lao Wu nodded subconsciously, but raised his little face again, looked at Zheng Guandong, and asked blankly. "How difficult it is for an old lady, blind and sick in bed, to fatten a pig, but you Wang Lao Wu is ruthless and can do it, the pig is taken away, but what is left is a piece of white iron. If it weren't for the quick hands and feet of the brothers......"
Speaking of this, Zheng Guandong raised his hand, wiped away the tears oozing from the corners of his eyes, stared at Wang Laowu's little face, and said word by word: "Demons are born by demons, but people are raised by their parents, and no matter how brave a person is, there are times when he is helpless." "Wang Lao Wu, I have to let you understand, don't look at yesterday's fun, you have to pull the list today. If you can use Aunt Mei as tofu press, I can also cut you as a slice of meat. ”
Seeing the back of Wang Lao Wu sweating and crying and running away, Zhao Baiyu clasped the hand of the man in gray and said earnestly: "This brother, you really saved my great urgency, dare to ask for a high surname, where is Gao?"
The man in gray replied calmly: "The surname Gao doesn't dare to be a big name, in Xia Peng Qingdu, he eats in the kitchen, just a craftsman who cooks." ”