Chapter 105: Better than Shameless
When the woman heard this, her face was cold: "How can this be true, the little elder is also a little bolder, not only to occupy my three daughters, but even the mother-in-law dares to tease, it is really not big or small!"
In fact, at this time, the old mother of Lishan was so angry that she was a god, she was actually teased by Zhu Gangguan like this, if she wasn't afraid of disrupting the Bodhisattva's plan, she really wanted to teach Zhu Gangguan a good lesson.
As soon as the woman closed the door, Zhu Gang snorted and smiled, I want to fight with my old Zhu, and I want to lose all your pants!
Finding the white horse, he led it back, and the monkey saw Zhu Gangguan coming back from a distance, and said to Tang Seng: "Master, Bajie has led the horse back." ”
Tang Seng didn't know that Zhu Gangguan had gone to see the woman, so he just asked: "Bajie, is the horse finished?" Zhu Gangguan smiled: "There is no good grass, and there is nowhere to put the horse." ”
Seeing Zhu Gangguan's appearance, Sun Monkey smiled and said, "There is nowhere to put the horse, but there is nowhere to lead the horse?" Zhu Gangguan knew that the matter could not be hidden from the monkey, so he rolled his eyes and ignored him.
Before he could speak, the door creaked open, and a woman carrying a lamp led her three daughters out. These three women are one by one, with a green eyebrow, a pink face and a spring, born with a flower and a moon appearance, slender and moving, each with the appearance of a closed moon and a shy flower, and the posture of a sinking fish and a goose!
"I've seen the Elders. "The three daughters are named Zhenzhen, Love, and Pity, and they have met the four masters and apprentices one by one. Seeing such a stunning woman, Tang Seng was so shocked that he hurriedly folded his hands and lowered his head and didn't dare to look. Sun Monkey was lazy and ignored it, and Monk Sha simply turned his head, and then looked at Zhu Gangguan, his eyes were bold, without any scruples, and his eyes really seemed to be able to penetrate the clothes of the beauty!
"It's really the Nine Heavens Fairy descending to earth, and Chang'e of the Moon Palace has come to the world!" Zhu Gangguan exclaimed, he knew that this was the incarnation of several Bodhisattvas, no matter how shocking the appearance was, he would not move the mortal heart.
The beautiful woman waved her hand, and the three girls immediately hid in the back room, leaving the yarn lantern in the hall.
"The four elders, since they have seen my daughter, I don't know which one is willing to stay in the marriage?" The woman looked at the four masters and apprentices, Tang Seng hesitated and did not speak, Monk Sha saw this situation, immediately stood up, looked at the woman obliquely at Zhu Gangguan and said: "We have discussed, the one surnamed Pig will stay!"
Seeing that Tang Seng didn't say a word, Zhu Gangguan knew what the master was thinking, and immediately offered his words: "Brother, don't laugh at me, it's better to care about it, why don't I stay with the four masters and apprentices?"
When Tang Seng heard this, his eyebrows trembled, and he was about to speak, but he was interrupted by Monk Sha: "Second senior brother, you even called 'mother', and if you promise it earlier, the junior brother can also eat a mouthful of wine." He was afraid that Tang Seng would stay and not go to the west to learn scriptures, and he would have to bear the pain of piercing his heart every day.
This Sha monk's performance today really made Zhu Gangguan feel unhappy, but thinking that this guy suffers from a hundred swords piercing his heart every day, Zhu Gangguan is too lazy to bother with him. Tang Seng is suffering at this time, after seeing the beauty of the three girls, he has already moved his heart, although he has eight precepts and his mind, but Monk Sha has been against it again and again, he is thin-skinned, and he does not dare to tell the truth about staying.
"Mother-in-law, why don't you take your son-in-law in quickly. Sun Monkey is also fanning the flames on the side, this guy is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, the woman seems to have expected this, and took Zhu Gangguan into the back room, and ordered the maid to prepare tables and chairs, arrange an evening fast, and entertain the three Tang monks and apprentices.
At this time, Zhu Gangguan followed the woman, walked through the layers of houses, and turned around for a long time before arriving at the inner hall. The beautiful woman turned her head to look at Zhu Gangguan and said, "Son-in-law, your senior brother said that today is a good day and an auspicious day, so he recruited you into the house, but he didn't visit the church to get married in a hurry, you can bow to the sky for eight times." ”
When Zhu Gangguan saw the woman standing in front of him, he obviously wanted to worship her together, but where was he willing?
The woman's face suddenly looked embarrassed: "It is precisely here that is difficult, if I marry my eldest daughter to you, I am afraid that my second daughter will complain about me, and if I marry my second daughter, I am afraid that my younger daughter will complain about me, so I am undecided for a while." Zhu Gangguan grabbed the beautiful woman's soft palm and kneaded it twice: "Mother, if you are afraid of fighting, it is better to give me all your daughters, save the noise." ”
Zhu Gangguan's cheekiness made the woman speechless, but he didn't seem to know at all, and continued: "Which big family doesn't have three wives and four concubine......s?
The woman was so angry that she withdrew her palm, "This must be the case, it is better to do this, I have a handkerchief in my hand, you put it on your head, cover your face and hit the heavens, teach my daughter to walk in front of you, and whichever one you catch, I will give it to you." Zhu Gangguan was shameless, and asked with a shy face: "If the three sisters are all caught by me, but they are all allowed to my old Zhu?"
The woman who was choked with these words was speechless, and did not answer, put a handkerchief on Zhu Gang's head, and shouted at the back door: "True, love, mercy, come in and get married, with a son-in-law." ”
With the woman's voice, the fragrant wind gusted, only to hear the sound of broken steps, and three graceful girls entered the room, circling around, avoiding Zhu Gangguan. These three women are all bodhisattva illusions, and Zhu Gangguan's eyes seem to be blindfolded by a force, and he can't see through a handkerchief at all, like a blind man.
"Three sisters, I'm going to arrest my old Zhuke. Zhu Gang sighed, stretched out his hand and fished it twice, but it was completely empty. As for Guanyin Bodhisattva, not to mention the cultivation of Luo Tianshang's immortals, it is a man who has changed into a woman, and Zhu Gangguan is also unwilling to provoke.
Only the old mother of Lishan, although she looks old and ugly in the rumors, Zhu Gangguan has heard of it. "Jixian Lu" once recorded that the old mother of Lishan was graceful and beautiful, and she was peerless because of the Qin Emperor's encounter, she was shocked by the heavens, and wanted to misbehave, and was punished by the old mother of Lishan. Later, the old mother of Lishan became an old woman because of this incident, and she was called the old mother of Lishan.
It can be said that this woman is a generation of fairy who is peerless, and was later desecrated by Emperor Qin, in order to avoid trouble, she changed into the appearance of an old woman, and her body is still a great beauty.
After choosing the target, Zhu Gangguan's will operated, calculated the location of the beautiful woman, staggered, as if inadvertently, the three laws in the body and the surrounding avenues resonated, broke through the Bodhisattva's confusion, and hugged the woman into his arms!
"Sister, it's better to follow my old Zhu, Zhu Gang's ......" Zhu Gang's hands went up and down, and there was a strange laugh! The old mother of Lishan who fell into Zhu Gangguan's arms was shocked, and her mana was immediately displayed, and the power was enough to blow up a mountain! But I didn't want Zhu Gangguan to dodge or dodge, the chaotic demon body took all the power, and put his hands on the beautiful woman's firm breasts, and kneaded and twisted it fiercely a few times, which made the old mother of Lishan ashamed and indignant, and the laws in her body turned into a vigorous rush, like the furious waves of the wild sea, but she couldn't hit Zhu Gangguan's arms at all!
"Sister, I have so much strength...... Zhu Gangguan pretended not to know at all, and his palm wandered all over the whole body of the old mother of Lishan in an instant, until he felt that he had been touched by Zhu Gangguan, whether it should be touched or not, it was all touched by Zhu Gangguan anyway!
"The evil beast is bold!" Manjushri Puxian Bodhisattva reacted at this time, his heart was angry, and the Taiyi law was exerted, and Zhu Gangguan was pressed in place! Guanyin Bodhisattva's daughter, with a flick of his fingers, turned into a rope and tied Zhu Gangguana, and these four immortals immediately appeared in their original bodies.
Zhu Gangguan threw off his handkerchief, and suddenly saw the two Bodhisattvas Manjushri Puxian, the Venerable Nanwu Guanyin and the wrinkled old mother of Lishan, his face was shocked, as if he had never thought of it.
"You are a cowardly beast, you dare to blaspheme your mother and suffer death!" Lishan's mother was furious, holding a Taijun staff, and smashed it towards the top of Zhu Gangguan's head, with the strength of anger, he smashed Zhu Gangguan to the ground, but his body was unharmed.
"It turned out that the three Bodhisattvas had changed, and Lao Zhu was rude. Zhu Gangguan apologized to the three Bodhisattvas in fear, he was not a Bodhisattva's opponent, and naturally understood that the one who knew the times was Junjie. turned around and looked at the old mother of Lishan again, and glared angrily: "You are a faint old witch, you are really shameless, you actually became an old lady Xu and took advantage of my old Zhu, I bah!"
Zhu Gang said righteously: "My old Zhu is a monk disciple, and I have entered the Shamen, how can I be coerced by you, an old woman? Today, there are Rank Bodhisattvas to testify, even if my old Zhu is dead, he will never succumb to your obscenity!"
Obviously, it was Zhu Gangguan who touched her body all over, but when she heard the meaning of Zhu Gangguan's words, she wanted to insult Zhu Gangguan, and this shamelessness really made Lishan's old mother's anger erupt from the top of her head, and she almost had the intention of killing!
"The old body has destroyed you evil animal!" Lishan's old mother was about to whip Zhu Gangguan with a cane, but was stopped by Guanyin Bodhisattva, "Slow." ”
The two Bodhisattvas of Manjushri and Puxian stepped forward and said: "Venerable Avalokiteshvara, this evil beast has a backbone, even Lingji Bodhisattva dares to beat it, how can he obtain the true scriptures?
Zhu Gang's heart was furious when he heard this, and he just wanted to abolish his own cultivation, how vicious was this! Looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva on the side, the golden ring behind his head was brilliant, shining on all sentient beings.
"This wicked beast has a lustful heart, but it is not sinful. Since he is greedy for women, the deity makes his own decisions and counts the old mother of Lishan as a punishment. As soon as these words came out, whether it was Zhu Gangguan, Lishan Old Mother or Manjushri Puxian, the two Bodhisattvas, they were all shocked!
"Bodhisattva, ...... you" Before the old mother of Lishan could speak, Guanyin Bodhisattva exerted her ** power and sealed her and Zhu Gangguan in one place.
"Venerable Guanyin, Lishan is a peerless fairy in the fairy world, wouldn't it be cheaper to do this?" The two Bodhisattvas of Manjushri and Puxian both gave birth to mortal thoughts, and Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head and said: "Please help me with joyful Zen, only in this way can I completely turn this son into a devout Buddhist!"
(Pick up my daughter-in-law home today, I said it this week, so there is only one change, please forgive me.) )