Chapter 163: The old moon is chaotic, and the immortals are also crazy
Yue Lao complained directly, he was just playing marriage, and the way of heaven made him unable to connect with mortals, what kind of trouble was this? It was too refreshing to dismiss someone from his position, right?
Yue Lao was very bitter, and Liangchen expressed sympathy. This is equivalent to the ancient poet, if one trick is degraded, he will become an idler. Yue Lao is about the same now.
However, Yue Lao continued, "Fortunately, I can also connect other worlds except the human realm, but the Jade Emperor has found that the population of the heavenly realm has increased dramatically recently!"
What? The population has increased dramatically? Yue Lao, don't blame me for spraying you, you shouldn't be a random matchmaker, an unlimited birth rate, right?
No way...... It is not a problem for immortals to live for thousands of years, it is equivalent to an immortal body, you are desperately pulling the strings, and you have not done a good job of safety measures, isn't this going to play with population explosion?
No wonder there are so many people in the Heavenly Realm, and their feelings are all pitted by the old moon!
Yue Lao also knew that he had done something wrong, but it was too bad to feel that he had no authority, and he had no choice but to play with the immortals.
"I really don't know what's going on in the Heavenly Dao, how can I get married without me in the human world?"
But it happened to be heard by Liangchen. Liangchen snickered, the old moon, the old moon, free love is now popular in the human world, where do you need to build a bridge.
However, there are a lot of sameness in the human world, shouldn't it be because there is no Yue Lao to pull the strings, so much?
It seems that everything is two-sided, free love is good, but it is a bit incredible to make a man fall in love with a man.
Liangchen glanced at Yue Lao, not knowing how Yue Lao would feel when he knew.
"Old Yue, look at the opening point, sometimes the hit must be there, and the hit is not forced at all times. Every mortal has his own life, and even if their marriage escapes...... Well, even if you don't have your control, there is the Heavenly Dao adjusting.
Since you don't need to be busy, it's better to be happy. Right. β
Liangchen persuaded that Yue Lao had inflated the population of the Heavenly Realm. If he is really allowed to continue to engage in the human world, I don't know what big problems will be made.
Yue Lao sighed and said in an astonishing voice, "What a joy to be idle." I'm just an idle egg!"
Burst......
Liangchen was drinking a drink, and almost sprayed Yue Lao's face, Yue Lao, give you thirty-two likes, I was defeated!
But it's also a big problem to be happy. After the college entrance examination. After staying at home for three months, I felt really sad, and I felt that life had no meaning at all!
I'm afraid most of the immortals feel this way now, right?
In the past, you could fight, cultivate, or go to the human world for a walk, and if you are bored, you can incarnate and enjoy the beliefs of human beings, how comfortable and comfortable it is.
But now...... It's like being trapped in a cage, except that it's a bit bigger. This feeling should be like human beings without mobile phones, computers and televisions, right?
Liangchen touched his nose, "Yue Lao." So, just say it, how do you need me to help you? β
In fact, Liangchen has already roughly guessed what Yue Lao is going to do, the population has increased sharply, the Jade Emperor will definitely blame him, and Yue Lao can only pull the strings, it is good to be able to control the population without increasing it, reduce the population?
The heavenly realm is not the human realm, and the human realm still has a mortality rate, and the heavenly realm is in the absence of a war. The mortality rate is almost zero. Unless someone is killed in the alchemy furnace, or when he is cultivating, he goes mad and explodes.
Yue Lao sorted out his emotions for a moment, and then looked at Liangchen with a smile, how could he feel that his eyes were full of conspiracy.
"I've found a way!" said Tsukiel grinned. Then take out a pack of mushroom fat beef from the side.
What is this for?
"In order to deal with the overpopulation, I have applied to the Jade Emperor to open private schools in various places, but you also know that those little children are too naughty, and it is impossible to let them cultivate with peace of mind, if there is a snack for them. They'll definitely be well-behaved. β
Yue Lao thinks he is very smart, but no matter how good he hears this method, he thinks it is so low-level.
And he came to find Liangchen, and he also knew that there were many strange things here in Liangchen, so he came to Taotao/Bao.
It's good to open a private school, but the fault is that why do you open a private school for people to practice? What is the difference between this and practicing at home?
Also, give them some snacks, you're too naΓ―ve, aren't you? If I were them, I would promise to finish eating, but I wouldn't cultivate! Why don't you add a gimmick or something?
"Old Yue, you can't do this, you really can't do it! Think about it, if the little kid really wants to cultivate, where the cultivation is different, why go to a private school? I think you should change the method. β
Liangchen didn't hesitate to strangle Yue Lao's low-level method, it's really rubbish!
"What else should I do?" Yue Lao blew his beard, and was very unhappy with Liangchen's disrespectful remarks, if Liangchen couldn't make a constructive suggestion, hehe......
Damn, Yue Lao, I'm for your good, don't look at me with that kind of suspicion, disdain and vicious eyes, okay?
"Cultivation is not what little children want to do, we have to use special methods to guide them. For example, you should set up awards, how many people are in the first prize, the second prize, and the third prize, so that the winning child can feel that he is different!
Then set up bonus items separately to give them a little sweetness and make others envious.
As for the one you said...... Eh, mushroom fat cow, it is definitely not enough, hot day ...... As...... Hey, there's it!"
All-purpose ice cream, a kid's favorite!
"What is ice cream? I know there's gypsum for tofu and lamb, but I've never heard of ice cream. Can you eat it?"
Yue Lao was surprised, he had lived for thousands of years, and he could be said to be well-informed, but he had never heard of ice cream!
"Surely you haven't seen it, but you can make those kids obey. Liangchen said.
Although his method is no different from Yuelao's, the most important thing is to let the children practice first, and only those with outstanding grades will be rewarded! This can greatly improve their enthusiasm for learning!
"Okay, then I'll come to you tomorrow, you go and teach the children a lesson!" Yue Lao saw that Liangchen was confident, so he felt that he believed him once.
But Liangchen is in trouble, I can't come up during the day, dear!
After being in the Heavenly Realm for so long, Liangchen had already figured out the laws of the Heavenly Realm's routine and rest, and they all practiced in retreat during the day, and then came out to do activities at night. Moreover, there is no day and night in the heavenly realm, and the so-called night is actually as bright as daylight.
Although cultivation is boring, and cultivating in a peaceful and prosperous era is useless, it is precisely because of boredom that I cultivate! Otherwise, open the door at night to do business and do a fart business?
What is the saying? It's not because I'm lonely that I think of you, but because I think of you! It's not because I'm bored because I'm practicing, I'm cultivating because I'm bored!
If you are confused, make up for it with your own brain...... (To be continued.) )
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