Volume 1 I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is scattered Chapter 50 You are sick, you have to be cured

"Bye!"

When everyone saw Xiao Ge draw a bye, the shock was no less than seeing a ghost.

When Xiao Ge took the sign and retired, the stunned people woke up, and the Nine Elders took the lead in attacking: "Elder Liao, it's time to announce the results of the lottery!"

Elder Liao nodded mechanically and said, "Xiao Ge, bye!"

Xiao Ge continued to hide in the distance and closed his eyes and speculated, in the next round, he could do it with real knives and guns, and how to get through the trick.

"Xiao Gongzi, what are you doing with your eyes closed? The competition is very helpful to you, learn more, learn more!"

Someone flattering?

Xiao Ge opened his eyes and saw that it was Elder Liao, and he hurriedly bowed down to say hello.

Elder Liao looked around like a thief, and then said in a low voice, "Stinky hands can draw incense sticks, how did you do it?"

Seeing that Xiao Ge didn't say a word, Elder Liao hurriedly said: "Tell me the secret, after the old man wins, you will be divided into two percent•••••• no, three percent!"

Xiao Ge seemed to have endured a lot of grievances, and only after a while did he say, "Elder Liao, this can't be said!"

Elder Liao was anxious, and hurriedly said, "At most, forty percent! You kid can't open his mouth widely, and the old man of the Feiyun Sect will cover you in the future!"

After speaking, he felt that it was not enough, and added: "The old man and the ninth elder are covering you, who dares to provoke you? Even if Ye Luoshuang is unlucky with you, we will let him peel off his skin!"

These are all taught to Xiao Ge by the master with his soul power, and he just does what he says.

Listening to the master's idea this time, he was very embarrassed, and said after a long time: "Before gambling money, use one pound of poop in the month and the day of Yin, add one pound of water, stir three times clockwise with your left hand, three times counterclockwise with your right hand, and then stir with both hands, while constantly twisting your neck and buttocks." After mixing evenly, kneel on the ground reverently, put your hands together, and silently recite the mantra: three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twist the neck, twist the buttocks, go to bed early and get up early, let's do exercise. ”

Elder Liao's eyes flickered, frowning and hesitating, Xiao Ge said, "Don't believe it!"

"How can you not believe, if it works, it will be rewarded!"

Elder Liao left after laughing, and then Xiao Ge said, "Master, isn't it too much to spoof like this?"

The master reprimanded angrily: "What's the point? The person surnamed Liao is innocent and makes things difficult for you for no reason, and it is considered light to spoof him." If I hadn't taken into account that you were a disciple of the sect, I would have the heart to let him eat poop. ”

Xiao Ge thought about it and prepared to go back to rest, because the next round was the next day, and he had nothing to do.

Suddenly, he remembered something and was puzzled, and hurriedly asked, "Master, the mantra you just taught me is so rhythmic, what's your name?"

Master said casually: "Health ballads." ”

"Health ballads?"

Xiao Ge was surprised: "Elder Liao is like that, can he be healthy?"

When the master heard this, he blew his beard and glared at him: "It doesn't matter if he is healthy or not, as a teacher, he likes to call it a health ballad, you bite me?"

Xiao Ge was bored and went back to the house silently.

The next day, twenty-six people faced each other, Xiao Ge drew the No. 13 lot, and Dong Feihong also drew the No. 13 lot. This shows that they are opponents and the last to come to power.

Dong Feihong was very excited, he vowed to defeat Xiao Ge and be ashamed. Waiting for the first twelve pairs to be over, without waiting for the referee to announce, he couldn't wait to get into the ring and provoke Xiao Ge.

"Xiao Ge, your good luck has come to an end! In this battle, I want you to know that in the face of absolute strength, all opportunistic tricks are floating clouds. No matter how much you run today, you won't be able to escape my Five Finger Mountain. ”

Facing Xiao Ge, who was silent in the ring, Dong Feihong was extremely arrogant, and he said with high spirits: "If you kneel and beg for mercy and take the initiative to admit defeat, I will spare you." Otherwise, you will lose your arms and legs, and you will die in Huangquan••••••"

Dong Feihong's eyes widened like eggs as he spoke, he couldn't believe his eyes, rubbed them and looked again, that strange phenomenon was still there.

Xiao Ge really knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

"Uncle Dong has a lot, raised his noble hand, treated Xiao Ge as a fart, let it go! It's that I have no one in my eyes, I don't know Uncle Dong's dignity, it's my lard that blinds my heart and collides with you many times. Today, Xiao Ge swears here, in the future, Uncle Dong will be respected, and Uncle Dong's words are holy decrees!"

Comfortable!

Dong Feihong laughed and said, "Call Uncle again, and I will spare you!"

"Uncle Dong is above, accept my worship!"

"Boy, you remember it clearly, in the future, the master will let you face west, if you dare to face east, I will break your legs!"

After speaking, Dong Feihong jumped up excitedly, landed in the ring with a beautiful somersault, and said impassionedly to the crowd: "Everyone, you can also see and hear clearly, Xiao Ge knelt and kowtowed and admitted defeat, I won this game!"

"Dong Feihong, did you kid burn out your brain? Xiao Ge has never admitted defeat, you have always been talking to yourself, and finally jumped out of the ring. ”

Elder Zhu, the referee on duty, said: "According to the rules of the game, those who get out of the ring are eliminated!"

"Elder Zhu, Xiao Ge obviously admitted defeat, how can you say that you didn't admit defeat? Could it be that he is the grandson of the Ninth Elder, so you can talk nonsense with your eyes open?"

Hearing Elder Zhu say that he didn't see Xiao Ge admit defeat, Dong Feihong was full of grievances, and when he heard that he was going to be sentenced to lose, the grievances immediately turned into grief and indignation, he pointed at Elder Zhu and roared angrily: "In broad daylight, in front of everyone's eyes, Elder Zhu, you dare to do such a dirty thing? Justice is at ease in the hearts of the people, I don't believe that anyone is the same as you who refers to the deer as a horse, reversing black and white!"

Then he ignored Elder Zhu, whose face was blue, and bowed to the crowd with a face full of grief and indignation: "Fellow relatives, please tell me the truth and give me justice!"

"Honest and unrespectful!"

Elder Zhu was so angry that he stomped his feet and said angrily: "Okay, you Dong Feihong, if you can't say that you are ugly today, the old man can't spare you!"

"Dong Feihong, are you dreaming? Xiao Ge didn't admit defeat at all, you scolded for a while, and then jumped out of the ring, who is to blame?"

"Dong Feihong, what are you talking nonsense? Hurry up and apologize to Elder Zhu, and scold Elder for no reason, the responsibility is not small. ”

Dong Feihong lost his heart and went crazy, he actually scolded Elder Zhu for no reason, and by the way, he also offended the Ninth Elder, this time he had good fruit to eat. ”

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The crowd chattered, saying that Dong Feihong was not, and they all felt sorry for him.

Dong Feihong was stunned, and he secretly felt that something was wrong, it was impossible for everyone to deliberately distort the facts.

But why can he clearly see that Chu Xiaoge has admitted defeat, but others can't see it? Is it really as they say that he has lost his mind and gone crazy?

No way!

Dong Feihong suddenly remembered that time when a hundred birds were in the ring, he suddenly turned to stare at Xiao Ge in the ring and shouted, "Xiao Ge, •••••• you?"

Xiao Ge calmly arched his hand and said, "Xiao Ge, thank you Senior Brother Dong for your success!"

"You shameless, nasty little thing!"

Dong Feihong was angry and stomped his feet and shouted: "Elder Zhu, Xiao Ge used demon magic to yin me!

Xiao Ge was slightly annoyed and said, "Senior Brother Dong, you are sick, you have to be cured!"

Dong Feihong was still shouting, and the crowd began to laugh, this guy can't touch the head of the bull and touch the head of the sheep, the thickness of his skin is really unmatched.

He suddenly jumped into the ring and rushed towards Xiao Ge desperately.

Suddenly, a person arrived, and threw Dong Feihong off the ring with a big hand, and then said righteously: "Dong Feihong scolded the old man for being a small matter, and disrupting the order of the game was a big thing." I declare that Xiao Ge won and Dong Feihong lost. In view of Dong Feihong's various bad deeds, the old man decided to expel Dong Feihong from the competition and disqualify him from the repechage. ”

Before Elder Zhu's words fell, the Ninth Elder made matters worse and said: "Dong Feihong scolded the elder, spoke evil words in front of the same family, and then went to the ring after elimination, deliberately hurting people later, how can my punishment hall allow such scum to behave recklessly." Dong Feihong received a hundred canes, free of half a year of funding, the ancestral hall thought for half a year, if he repeatedly did not repent, he would be expelled from the Feiyun Sect after half a year!"

Dong Feihong was immediately escorted to the ancestral hall by the disciples of the Punishment Hall.

Originally, the repechage match of thirteen losers was quite difficult to determine six places, but now Dong Feihong is expelled, exactly twelve people, and it can be decided by drawing lots. In a few moments, the six winners were decided.

According to the regulations, the nineteen finalists will also have a ranking competition to determine the top twenty rankings of the Feiyun Sect.

Since it is nineteen people, there are still byes, but this time Xiao Ge did not cheat, his goal is to enter the top twenty, and the goal can be achieved, not too much to attract the attention of others.

"In the first game, Ye Luoshuang vs. Xiao Ge!"

The crowd held their breath in anticipation of a good match.

The two of them got into the ring, and Xiao Ge arched his hand and said: "Senior Brother Ye is mighty, Xiao Ge is willing to bow down!"

After speaking, Xiao Ge got down and left.

Outright abstention?

Ye Luoshuang couldn't believe it, and stood in the ring looking left and right, because he also remembered that a hundred birds were chasing the phoenix, and he was afraid that he would be eliminated like Dong Feihong.

"In the first game, Xiao Ge abstained, and Ye Luoshuang won!"

After the referee announced the result, Ye Luoshuang still didn't believe it, standing in the ring and not daring to come down, until many people shouted to him to get down, he slowly came down.

In the eyes of others, Ye Shao is nostalgic for the ring, and the worry in Ye Luoshuang's heart is only known to him.