Chapter 295: "Candid" Meeting

Chapter 295: "Honest" Meeting

"Hey, old man, although I didn't graduate from junior high school and read less, don't fool me like this, okay?" Cabbage came out of the hot tub, took two towels, handed one to the old man of Longban, and then pointed to the massage table in the bathroom, signaling the old man of Longban to go up. 【\网aixs】

"Stinky boy, tell you a story, why did I fool you!" the old man scolded and lay on the massage table.

"It's a simple inference. While starting to massage the old man's muscles, Cabbage said, "Since Worm Island is isolated from the world, few people know about it. With the mentality of those politicians, it is naturally best to deal with it directly. I don't know anything else, but I've read a few military magazines. I still know about the nuclear crystal bomb, **, the vacuum bomb. Even if Worm Island is very big, it's just a matter of throwing two more, as for the sadness of fighting bloodily for more than 200 years?"

"Hey, if it's such a simple problem that can be solved, I have enough to eat and spend so much saliva to tell you a story?" the old man snorted and scolded, "Those things you said have already been tried. If only it helped!

As a result of the two nuclear crystal bomb explosions, those bugs directly mutated twice, each time more powerful than the other. Later, we experimented with the insects we caught, and found that these insects can directly absorb nuclear energy and radioactive materials produced after explosions. It's the same as taking a tonic, take it once and evolve it once. Because of these two attempts, the species of insects have changed from the original 9 categories and 13 branches to the current 26 categories and 59 branches. You say, who would dare to throw a nuclear crystal bomb again? As for the **** and vacuum bombs, then they don't know what to say! The basis of ** is nuclear crystal energy, and now even nuclear crystal bombs cannot be thrown, let alone **?

Forget it, it's useless for you to tell you this. There are some things that you will learn step by step. Boy, you just have to remember the basics I'm talking about below.

1. The crystal energy we rely on for survival is a tonic for these insects. They are not afraid of any crystal weapons at all. Therefore, ordinary soldiers fight against the Zerg and use old-fashioned gunpowder weapons. However, in the face of the worm sea tactics of bugs, sending ordinary soldiers to the front line is no different from sending military rations to bugs.

2. Most insects are not afraid of poison at all because they are poisonous. Poison gases, poisons, insecticides, and the like can only destroy a very small variety of bugs. On the contrary, after use, it will cause more damage to ourselves.

3. The fecundity of these insects is amazing, a single insect mother can give birth to tens of thousands of 'soldier insects' in a day, and there are at least 6,000 known insect mothers on the insect island. Do you calculate how many bugs they can give birth to in a day?

4. The vitality of these insects is very strong. Some bugs can survive for more than ten years without eating or drinking, even in a vacuum. Moreover, the soldier insects I just mentioned are the lowest existence in the Zerg, and a large part of the high-level insects eat this kind of soldier insects as food. So, starving the Zerg or something, you don't have to dream.

5. Some bugs have extremely special abilities, just like the "invisible bug" you see today, these bugs are extremely difficult to prevent. The battle of the popular novel clan is not too careful.

Oops, it hurts!" was pushed by the cabbage with a heavy hand, and the old man suddenly cried out in pain.

"Don't scream, old bones and old tendons, I don't usually know how loose you are, you're about to become a zombie, you know?" said Cabbage, holding the old man's arms.

The old man of Longban is very thin, although he is not skinny and bone-in-cheek, but the years are swords and axes, after all, he does not spare the world. Loose skin and broken flesh are indispensable. I don't know why, seeing the scars of all shapes and sizes on the old man's body, Cabbage felt a little emotional, this old man is not easy!

Feeling a sigh of emotion, the cabbage was not polite at all: "Since there is no way for the insects, the living can't be suffocated by urine! That spatial passage is activated through the formation, so directly target that passage or formation! Cut off its roots, and then slowly clean it up!"

"Good idea!" The old man looked at the cabbage with disdain: "This task is handed over to you! Remember to set up your grave before you go, so that you will have a place to eat and worship during the New Year's holidays." ”

"Cut-" Cabbage pouted, didn't speak, just worked hard under his hand, and pulled the bones of the old man Longban with a "click" sound.

"If only I could really find the specific location of that passage......" The old man of Longban sighed as if he didn't feel it at this moment, but as soon as the words changed, the old man of Longban shook his head again and said: "What if you find it......?"

It seems that no one has ever thought about doing this job, but the success rate has always been 0, and over time, it has become a dead end, and no one thinks about it anymore. And looking at the depressed appearance of the old man of Longban, it is estimated that there are more things that make the old man of Longban entangled.

"Hey, even if you find a passage and destroy the Zerg, the awakened person must be seriously injured. Are you worried that the three major governments will unload the mill and kill the donkey, and cross the river and tear down the bridge to attack the remaining awakened? Of course, this is not a worry, but a sure thing. After all, this world is still dominated by ordinary people, once there is no threat from the Zerg, the Awakened are dominant, and those politicians in the three major political systems will definitely worry about the re-emergence of the Awakened and threaten their dominance. So I will definitely take advantage of the weakest time for the Awakened. The river mussels compete, and the fishermen just profited. What's more, the reason for destroying the Awakened is ready-made, because the Zerg is the disaster caused by the Awakened!" Cabbage is not a person who likes to play with his brains, he has always had one thing to say and two to say. In addition, he has always been mixing the world with the mentality of a bystander, so his speech is even more straightforward and unscrupulous. At this moment, he poured beans into a bamboo tube and expressed Longban's worries.

The old man of Longban was surprisingly calm, but he just looked at the cabbage deeply and said, "For your age, the depth of your thinking surprises me." ”

"Old man, you shouldn't ever watch TV, right?" Cabbage grinned at the old man: "It is recommended that you have time to watch a few TV series with political themes or palace fighting themes." I'm talking about pediatrics, and it's all on TV. It's just that the roles have been replaced. ”

"Hmph, I see. The old man nodded indispensably: "Then how did the situation like the one you watch on TV finally solve?"

"That depends on the version. Cabbage immediately gave an example: "The war version, the ending is that the hot-blooded heroes overcome all difficulties, are not afraid of sacrifice, fight to the end, and destroy the Zerg, and there is only one or several people left for themselves." But for the sake of the final victory, in order to destroy the teleportation channel, this or these people will die with the teleportation channel in a righteous manner. In this way, there will be more legends in the world, and the government will sing their praises, erect a monument, designate several anniversaries, and finally immortalize these dead people, and become a positive energy to inspire people's enthusiasm.

The sensational version, the ending is that there will be one more queen or other character in the Zerg, and then the hero falls in love with this woman, after a lingering and sympathetic forbidden love, the queen willingly destroys the teleportation channel in order to stay with her lover. And in the end, the hero will kill the killer for the sake of the people, for the beloved motherland, and for the righteousness of mankind, and kill the queen with tears, and die for it. In this way, a touching and heartfelt love story was born!

In the science fiction version, the ending is that the Zerg is wiped out, and humans control the passage, for a broader living space, for more resources, and in order to fill the universe with the glory of human civilization, everyone began the heroic struggle to liberate the Zerg world without hesitation. Among them, there will be many heroes who are admired and eulogized. As long as everyone loves to watch it and the ratings are high, this kind of TV will be filmed for several seasons and hundreds of episodes, which is no problem at all.

The comedy version is that human beings are going through all kinds of tribulations, and after going through a lot of hardships, they suddenly find that they can achieve benefits such as delaying aging and increasing lifespan through the Zerg. Not only that, but he also found out that the Zerg was actually his distant relative. It's just a matter of disagreement on the direction of evolution. Therefore, through continuous communication, integration, re-communication, and re-integration, everyone learns from each other's strengths and weaknesses, integrates as one, prospers and progresses together, and works together to compose a song of peace in the universe.

As for what kind of brain-opening version, fantasy version, thriller version, etc., only the old man can't think of it, and there is nothing that those screenwriters can't shoot!"

The cabbage talked endlessly, and the old man of Longban listened with a black line on his face.

"Stinky boy, do you think what you said is possible?" the old man finally sighed and asked slowly.

"Anything is possible!" Cabbage laughed: "It's all anyway, what didn't happen, who knows?"

"Hmm-, then you're an Awakened yourself now, and you know so much, what do you think?"

"If it was useful if you wanted to, old man, you would have solved the problem a long time ago, didn't you?" The cabbage patted the old man's wrinkled forehead: "You have been thinking about something that has not been solved for so many years, do you expect me to have a good idea? How can the world love to go with him, and you are not the sun, do you still want the sun to shine on everyone? And even if it is the sun, there are dark corners that cannot shine! Everyone has their own life, and we can't take care of the whole world, so we just need to take care of the people around us. The ground beneath our feet doesn't stop turning because there's no one left. As a passer-by in the world, you have to worry about the world? Everyone has their own life, their own way. Why do you have to follow the script written by others? When you are thinking about it alone, you don't think about whether others are willing to follow your arrangement? Don't keep thinking that you are right! There is no real right or wrong person in the world, and does what the living say right or wrong have anything to do with the dead? Therefore, what lives is right, and what dies is wrong! That's all. For me, the most important thing is to do more to make myself happy while I am alive and to make the people around me happy. Otherwise, in the end, I will find out that my whole life of thinking is useless, and in the end there is no interesting memory at all, so how sad do you say? To sum up, those politicians in the three major political systems have a relationship with me? The Zerg have a relationship with me? No matter who it is, as long as it threatens my life, I will kill him. On the other hand, if I am all killed, it will be completely ruined, and nothing will matter to me. ”

"Hehe, hehehe, hahahaha" The old man listened carefully to the cabbage's words, and at the end he not only laughed: "It's good to be young! I wish you were the age I had to be in this mindset. ”

Maybe this is called returning to the basics, Cabbage looked at the old man and thought silently: If the old man can have the experience of several lifetimes like mine, you must have the same opinion as me!

After the call, Cabbage and Longban were not interested in saying anything more. One is doing a massage with his heart, and the other is enjoying the massage with his eyes closed.

After a period of tuina, the cabbage pressed his hands on the dantian of the dragon board, and a white light with a soft meaning lit up faintly from the cabbage's palm.

Recovery, meridian channeling, and body quenching were performed in three consecutive episodes.

When the white light dissipated, the old man was covered with black-brown slime impurities that had been expelled from his body. Correspondingly, the meridians in his body were completely restored to their best state, and the old diseases of the dark injury were swept away. The originally dull yellow face also glowed with a healthy flush.

"Hmm-" The old man opened his eyes, looked down at himself, and then wrinkled his nose: "It stinks, it stinks better than bathing with bug blood." ”

"Then don't go to wash, I really plan to marry the Zerg!" Cabbage stretched out angrily: "I'm tired to death!"

"Stinky boy, there will be quite a lot!" The old man stretched out his arms and swung his legs, his face relaxed and comfortable: "To be honest, I haven't felt like I've been in a good state for many years. ”

"The dark wound on the body is so serious, if you can be in a good state, then there is a ghost!" Cabbage pouted disdainfully: "The military doctors in the base all eat dry food!"

"I can't say that. Long Ban stood under the shower faucet, let the hot water wash his body, and said with a look of enjoyment: "It's not that the level of the military doctor is poor, but your ability is too special." ”

"Special?" said Cabbage while showering, "Then I didn't see any surprised reaction from you?"

"Do you need to be surprised by what you already know?" said the old man with a smug smile......