Chapter 5 Digging for dung in hell
Wei Chong is infertile, he has nothing to do with Judge Cui, cleaning up the garbage of hell is the important task given to him by Yin Tianzi, he coughed lightly, and said: "Wei Chong, your proposal, Yin Tianzi has passed it, from this moment on, the two of you are hell cleaners, of course temporary, in the end, who can stay, it depends on yourself." ”
Wang Chupang seemed to be a different person, patted Wei Chong's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Brother Wei, have you found a miracle doctor?"
Wei Chong was furious, but he had to be patient, and only becoming a regular worker was the best response to Wang Fatpang.
Judge Cui said: "The ghost card will take you to the hell that needs to be cleaned, and your task is to clean, and you must not talk to sinners, otherwise, you will go to hell immediately." As soon as he finished speaking, a little ghost sent a tool.
The tools are simple, a small shovel, a small dustpan, a small broom, in addition, a cloth bag for garbage.
With all the tools, Wei Chong didn't look at Wang Fatpang, so he walked towards the ghost gate, who knew that the ghost card on his waist suddenly glowed, and it only flashed and brought him into hell.
The surroundings were dark, there were sparks in the distance, and the pungent stench moved with the air, Wei Chong calmed his mind and looked up at a gate with the words "Barbed Hell" engraved on the door, which was the first hell he wanted to clean.
The door was closed, there was a heat wave coming out, Wei Chong was already sweating, stepped forward and slapped the door, who knew that the iron door was hot like hot oil, so hot that he screamed like a pig.
With a bang, the iron door opened, and a giant monster walked out, with a bull's head and human hands, two feet and hooves, and a pair of bull's eyes turning from side to side, looking for the source of the scream.
When Wei Chong saw this monster, he was too frightened to make a sound, but the minotaur had a very smart nose and smelled a strange smell, so he grabbed Wei Chong in front of him, smelled and looked, and his snot and saliva completely doused Wei Chong.
The minotaur was puzzled and said in a rough voice, "Hey, how can he be a mortal?"
Wei Chong came back to his senses and shouted, "Let go, I'm the new cleaner." "I also know that this minotaur can go in and out of hell at will, so he is naturally the jailer of hell.
"Cleaner, what?" the minotaur leaned closer to take a closer look, opened his mouth suddenly, and with a "sneeze" sound, a cloud of snot, wrapped Wei Chong.
Wei Chong fainted in disgust, waved his hands, struggled to crawl out of his snot, and said angrily: "Ghost card! Look at my ghost card!"
The minotaur went to see the ghost card, and after reading it, he snorted contemptuously, threw Wei Chong down casually, and said disdainfully: "It turned out to be a tilted head, I've been waiting for you for a long time, come in, by the way, introduce yourself, I'm a beast ghost, not a bull demon." ”
Wei Chong was thrown to the ground, he almost fainted, he struggled to get up, but he didn't dare to be angry, this is hell, the fierce beast ghost is a jailer, as the saying goes, the king of Hades is good, the little ghost is difficult, but he just raised his foot, he was slipped by snot and fell to the sky.
The beast ghost turned his head and said, "It's so weak!"
Wei Chong quickly got up and said loudly: "I'm a cleaner, not a tilt!"
The beast ghost was quite surprised to see that Wei Chong also had a temper, and he didn't say more, took Wei Chong into the periphery of the barbed hell, pointed to a corner and said, "It's the dirtiest over there, clean up there first." ”
It was a dead end, emitting a foul smell, and the beast and ghost pushed Wei Chong over, Wei Chong was rushed by the strange smell, and turned around and vomited, obviously, it was equivalent to a pit, and it was a place where the jailers of Barbed Hell usually lived.
Wei Chong gritted his teeth, pinched his nose and walked over, shoveled it with a shovel, a smell more disgusting than rotten flesh, with hot air on his face, he hurriedly retreated so that he was not stunned.
The beast ghost watched from the side, and said with a smile: "This is where we and pee, it was originally a bottomless pit, but after a long time, the bottomless pit will also be filled, and if we don't clean it up, there will be a big problem." ”
The potholed avenue led to a deeper place, where there were constant screams, listening to Wei Chong's ears, stabbing his scalp numb, chilling all over, more uncomfortable than the strange smell.
Wei Chong approached, took a big breath, and wanted to get used to the smell here as soon as possible, otherwise the cleaning work could not be carried out, but a shovel went down, and the smell was different every time he sprayed, and every time he wanted to vomit and faint, but in order to become a regular worker, he could only use a shovel to shovel down a piece, and then use a broom and dustpan to carefully put it into a cloth bag.
After fighting for more than an hour, Wei Chong was completely accustomed to it, but when he looked down, he dug a one-meter-deep pit, according to the beast ghost, this place used to be a bottomless pit, he was suddenly a little dizzy, only this one pit, I am afraid that he will not be able to dig it clean for the rest of his life.
Fortunately, after clearing the surface, the deep feces had a very light taste, Wei Chong didn't have to hold his breath to work, the speed was much faster, and what surprised him was the cloth bag, no matter how much feces it contained, the bag was always empty.
After a busy day, Wei Chong dug a deep well in that dark corner, and when he climbed up, he was exhausted and fell on the cloth bag, no wonder the Difu was willing to pay a hundred taels of gold a month, this work was not only dirty, but also very tired.
Just as he was thinking about it, the ghost card glowed, and Wei Chong quickly closed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes, he was already in his own yard.
It was dusk, the sunset was golden, Wei Chong was breathing fresh air, and his whole body was comfortable, but he seemed to be pressing a boulder on his chest, and he dug up some feces on this day, this work efficiency is too low, and if he doesn't want to solve it, it will be difficult to win against Wang Fatpang.
"Xianggong, why are you lying on the ground?"
It happened that Du Xiaowu came back and saw Wei Chong lying on the ground, hurriedly put down the rice bag in his hand, and ran over to help Wei Chong, but the strange smell on Wei Chong's body made her dizzy and almost vomited.
Wei Chong raised his sleeve and sniffed it, but he didn't think it smelled too bad, maybe he was used to it, so he smiled and said, "Xiao Wu, stay away from me, my body is too smelly." ”
Du Xiaowu endured the strange smell, walked over and helped Wei Chong up, and asked, "Xianggong, did you fall into the pit?"
Seeing that she didn't feel bad and dirty at all, Wei Chong was moved to tears, and wanted to hug her and kiss her a few times, but on his body, in addition to the feces of the hell jailer, there was also the snot and saliva of the beast ghosts, all kinds of strange smells were mixed together, and Du Xiaowu overcame them, just because in her eyes, Wei Chong was her father-in-law, and no matter how dirty and smelly it was, it was also her father-in-law.
But the smell really made Du Xiaowu unbearable, she helped Wei Chong to the side and sat down, and said with a smile: "Xianggong, I'll go boil the bath water!"
Seeing Du Xiaowu, Wei Chong was very happy, he looked at those cleaning tools, and finally moved his eyes to the cloth bag, and hurriedly got up to pick it up, this cloth bag is so amazing, no matter how it can be loaded, it is very similar to the Qiankun bag in myths and legends.
Wei Chong opened the mouth of the bag, a foul smell came out, he retched a few times in disgust, and in an instant, he was sad, so much feces, how to deal with it?