Chapter 5: Meng Li's stomach
When the kid saw Meng Li, he couldn't help but turn around and say hello, "Ah, Meng Li, did you come out to practice so late?"
Meng Li's old face was a little unbearable and said, "It's not big or small, call me senior sister!"
The child's handsome face looked at Meng Li with a pair of round eyes, and his small mouth immediately opened wide and he laughed and said, "Haha, call you senior sister? You haven't even learned all the kung fu to get started, why should I call you senior sister?"
Meng Li's heart was full of deep frustration, but she had no words to refute this little doll. Don't look at the little doll carrying a small bucket in front of you, who is only eight years old, he is a treasure held in the palm of his hand up and down the Xuanmen, and his name is Wu and Zheng. Wu Youzheng grew up in Xuanmen since he was a child, and he has been saddled with the name of a prodigy since he began to babble. Not to mention his hard work, he also has amazing attainments in martial arts, and his comprehension is surprisingly high, and he can see how profound his martial arts methods are, and he can play them smoothly when he sees many repeated and changeable moves! When he was six years old, he could not even answer some of the questions about martial arts and mental methods, and when he was seven years old, Qin Su was inevitably defeated in his hands, and now at the age of eight, the senior brothers who have completed the elementary teaching have to ask him for kung fu advice. If this trend continues, I don't know what kind of training I will have to make in the future to stop.
Qin Su's martial arts mastery came from the unknown efforts behind him, while Wu Youzheng came from amazing intelligence.
"But it's not easy for you to reform yourself so hard, I'll call you Senior Sister after your little sect takes the name!" Wu Youzheng looked at Meng Li's innocent and innocent ways, and then he stepped forward and pointed at Meng Li in a small way: "It's not only hard for you to rely on brute force to carry it like this, but it's also very useless." You have to learn to be skillful, your arms must be as straight as I do, and your horse must be steady so that you can carry the water so that it doesn't overflow!"
"I've already carried forty-six cylinders! I've been punished!" Meng Li said with some reluctance, even if she was embarrassed, she would say it, lest this little thing be even more embarrassing.
"Oh!" Wu Yu said with a sigh, and then said with a small mouth: "It was Senior Brother Qin who punished him, I saw him substitute today, and you were all beaten so badly by him! His kung fu is only steady, not fast enough to be ruthless, he is already very merciful to you, if it is a real killing game, you don't all have to go to the medical garden!"
"One day, I must beat him all over the ground to find his teeth!" Meng Li's legs trembled slightly, his hands stretched out with great effort, and he walked up the steps with difficulty.
She worked hard, and Wu Youzheng looked very hard, shook his head and said: "It's impossible for you to beat him all over the ground to find teeth, but it's very easy for him to beat you all over the ground to find teeth!"
"Even you look down on me, be careful that I don't make anything for you to eat in the future!" Meng Li turned around.
"Don't, don't!" Wu Youzheng followed her childishly, excitedly spilled a little water in the bucket, he hurriedly walked up to Meng Li and said: "Although your kung fu is not very good, your cooking skills are still top-notch! Maybe you won't be able to become a hero in the future, but you can become a chef with the best martial arts!"
"If I were a cook, my mother would definitely kill me!" Meng Li thought for a moment of her mother, who had always been fierce and aggressive.
"Your mother is so fierce, fortunately I don't have a mother, I can do whatever I want!" Xiao Wu and Zheng immediately laughed.
"For the sake of how many delicious meals I have made for you, can you help me?" Meng Li said a little unsupportively.
"No, Senior Brother Qin is even more fierce than your mother, he will definitely spank me if he knows it!" Wu Youzheng immediately refused, and after seeing Meng Li's face drooping all of a sudden, he hurriedly smiled at Meng Li: "But I can accompany you!"
"What's the use of accompanying me?" Meng Li said dejectedly.
Under the lush soaphorn tree at the door of the kitchen, two people, one young and one young, sat on the trunk of the tree with their legs dangling, watching the figure carrying a bucket back and forth on the stone steps.
"Meng Li, come on, there are still fifteen cylinders, I'll reward you when I'm done, and call you Senior Sister!" Wu Youzheng stretched out his hand and opened it at the mouth to make it into a trumpet shape and said loudly.
"Meng Li, after carrying it, I will definitely not leave you again when I go out over the wall!" Song Zixian also promised very righteously.
Deeper and heavier, there was already a white fog in the mountains and forests, and when Meng Li finally filled the last tank, the whole person couldn't wait to turn into a piece of tofu and fall apart. Song Zixian rubbed her sleepy eyes, patted her shoulder and said, "I'm worthy of you, I'm going to sleep!" ”
"Well, your senior sister, I must change my mind from now on, practice hard, and one day I will beat that zombie face!" Meng Li still did not forget Qiu Dao at this moment.
"Then you slowly change your ways, I'm going to sleep. Wu Youzheng turned around and went back to Fang Dao.
By the day after Meng Li said that she would change her mind, she had already fallen down in class and slept in the dark. What she is learning today is Taoism, even though Meng Li has already bracked her eyelids and listened carefully to the words of the teacher on the stage, but the fatigue of the sixty jars of water yesterday made her really unable to withstand the hypnotic Shen Ke ancient sentences left by Lao Tzu and his old man, and finally fell asleep on the desk surrounded by a plausible sentence of "Tao Ke Dao, very Dao".
Although the Tao Te Ching is a Taoist doctrine, there are many important doctrines about health preservation and qi in it, so it is taken by Jing Xuan to these disciples to learn today. Jing Xuan is very serious and respectful in his studies, and he knows who is gagging and lazy in his class. Therefore, he soon found Meng Li, who was already whirring, and he immediately put down the book, and said in a deep voice to the hall: "Meng Li!"
Of course, Meng Li couldn't hear it, and the rest of the people were waiting for the next thing like a good show, but Song Zixian in the distance couldn't sit still anymore, tore off a piece of waste paper and crumpled it into a ball and smashed it into Meng Li's head, Meng Li's eyes opened suddenly, and he found that everyone was looking at him funny, and a pair of cold eyes on the stage were looking at him impartially, and he immediately stood up obediently when he was cold.
"Since you can sleep in my class, you must already know the truth in it, so let's understand the meaning of this way, the very way, the name, the name, the meaning of the name!" Jing Xuan said.
When Meng Li heard this, she immediately came to her senses, and immediately said: "This is the beginning of the Tao Te Ching, although it is only twelve words, it covers what Lao Tzu has learned all his life. What he means is that the way of a saint can be walked, but it is not the path that we ordinary people take, and the name of a saint can be sought, but it is not the name of quick success in the eyes of the world. Although the world's desire is real fame and fortune, it is fleeting, far from being as enduring as the benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom, and faith that the saints seek. ”
After Jing Xuan heard Meng Li's explanation, he couldn't help but be impressed, he didn't know that Meng Li had an old pedantic father at home, who had held Meng Li on his knees since he was a child to explain literature and science, from the "Three Character Classic" and "Disciple Rules" and other Mengxue to the "Book of Songs" and "Tao Te Ching" and other doctrines. Therefore, Meng Li naturally has to explain these things. The rest of the disciples below were also stunned by Meng Li's explanation, Jing Xuan glanced at Meng Li and said, "Although you spoke well, you can't sleep in class, so I'll punish you to finish this class standing up." Meng Li screamed in her heart, so she had to stick an oak wood on the class.
After standing for such a stop, she had to stand until the bell rang for dinner, and Meng Li sat on the chair with her muscles and bones, never wanting to stand up again. Seeing everyone happily sprinting towards the canteen, Meng Li didn't have any mood, although she usually seemed to be careless about everything, but yesterday and today's everything made her feel like her life had fallen to the bottom. She is a girl's family after all, and her face is far less thick than that of a boy, she lay on the desk with some anger, endured the tears rolling in her eyes, and said silently: "Qin Su, I hate you!"
She couldn't wait to take a knife and go to the back mountain to find a tree to carve this person's name fiercely, and always remind herself.
Seeing her like this, Song Zixian knew that she was in a very bad mood, so he poked her elbow with his hand and said kindly: "Go and eat, otherwise you will be hungry until tomorrow morning." ”
"Don't eat!" Meng Li, who was lying on his shoulder, shouted sullenly.
"Zixian, it's her own body that doesn't eat and starve, and she has nothing to do with others. A voice in the distance said coldly.
Meng Li raised her head suddenly, a pair of red eyes still hung with a shallow tear on the edge of her eye sockets, she was already a stubborn person, and she was even more stubborn at the moment looking at the initiator in front of her, she didn't let the tears fall down, but stood up abruptly and made an important decision to Song Zixian as if she was angry with Qin Su: "Let's eat!"
Meng Li became so fast, Song Zixian couldn't react, and immediately followed her striding footsteps, and before leaving, he didn't forget to turn back to Qin Su and said: "Senior Brother Qin, Meng Li's temper is easy-going among all the female disciples today, and it's really not easy for you to mess with her." But if you don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade like this, you will definitely suffer from women in the future!"
No matter how bad your mood is today, or how badly you are trained by the masters, as long as you have a bunch of Meng pears to eat, you can fill your mood while filling your stomach, and sometimes you may overfill your head. After Meng Li burped in satisfaction, she glanced at Song Zixian's rice plate, where he still had a few pieces of oily braised chicken lying quietly. Song Zixian suddenly felt something, and immediately put his hands into his arms with the food and vegetables, and said, "You have hiccups!"
Meng Li sighed and said, "I sometimes burp when I'm hungry!" Song Zixian protected his food more tightly when he heard this.
"Meng Li, why do you eat so much?" Wu and Zheng's junior brother couldn't help but say as they looked at the two of them, one wolf and one sheep.
"Then why do you eat so much? You are obviously smaller than me, but you can eat twice as much as me!" Meng Li stretched out his hand and pointed to the mountain-high steamed buns in front of Wu Youzheng.
"Master said, I'm still growing my body when I'm young, of course I eat a lot!" Wu Youzheng said unceremoniously, "But what about you?"
Meng Li looked back at the little kid in front of him and said, "I'm developing!"
Wu Youzheng frowned, and began to carefully protect his food like Song Zixian, but his mouth couldn't stop gobbling it up.
"You really don't want to give me a little, I've even made you something delicious!" Meng Li said in Wu Youzheng's ear.
"Meng Li, if you really want to eat, eat mine, don't rob anyone you want, don't rob the little junior brother, he may not be enough for himself!" Song Zixian looked at Meng Li's sneaky gaze and couldn't help but say.
In fact, all the disciples in the Xuanmen who were familiar with Meng Li had an unwritten agreement in private, once they had dinner with Meng Li, they would definitely take out the posture of not having enough food in their lives, and quickly wipe out their meals like a cloud of wind and clouds, and there was not a single vegetable leaf left! Because as long as they slacked off a little, they would be eaten by Meng Li immediately......
Who would know that you only eat two meals a day and have to complete an excess of exercise, and when you are hungry enough to swallow a cow in the middle of the night, how wonderful it is to be able to make a bowl of hot stuff by yourself. Of course, the premise is that you don't get caught when you turn into the kitchen, and you can restore the crime scene without missing anything after eating.