Chapter 270: Only a little woman is difficult to raise
After the end of military training, various groups and hometown associations are working hard to recruit people. I'm not interested in any of this, of course.
"Huang Jingyang, you don't participate in the Martial Arts Association, you are so good at kung fu, isn't it just right to join the Martial Arts Association?" asked Li Chaoyong.
"People's martial arts associations are all taekwondo, sanda and the like, what do I have to do with a health preservation?" I laughed.
"Then if we don't join any associations, will it seem that we are particularly outdated?" asked Li Chaoyong.
"If you're afraid of being left behind, find an association to provide for you. I'm not going to join in the fun with you anyway. "Mine won't fall for him. He made it clear that he wanted to drag me to join the association.
"Actually, I wanted to join the Dance Association. Dance of dance. I heard from the seniors that there were all big beauties inside. I thought that if we could join the dance association, it would be much easier to find a girlfriend in the future. Li Chaoyong finally revealed his true form.
I looked at Li Chaoyong's appearance and couldn't help but laugh, "I guess the dance association is full of boys like you." ”
"How do you know if you don't try?" Li Chaoyong listened to my words, and hesitated slightly, but he still couldn't resist the attraction of the beautiful woman.
In a few days, there will be a welcome party, and we, as freshmen, should naturally be the protagonists of this party. Of course, the freshmen who were actually able to go to the party were only a small part of the freshmen. There are even fewer freshmen who can take the stage. I've heard that the freshman class is already starting to be selected.
Yang Lingyun is a member of the literary and artistic committee of the class. The last time I was in military training, I teased Yang Lingyun once. But he completely offended this girl. I obviously said that I would not apply, but as a result, she enrolled me on the selection list of the first clinical department. Orientation party at school. Each department selects several freshman programs. The clinical department first holds a selection within the department, and then selects the best candidates.
Yang Lingyun reported one herself, and she sang well. She asked the boys to also apply for one, so that the boys and girls in the class had programs, which seemed very balanced. However, at the beginning of our clinical class, there were some signs of yin and yang decline. None of the boys were willing to sign up. Yang Lingyun secretly reported me. The content of the program is undecided.
At the class meeting, Yang Lingyun gave me an ultimatum.
"For this year's welcome party selection, our class signed up for a total of two programs. Our girls are here. I signed up for a solo. You guys also signed up for a show. ”
"Who's so good, yes? It's so angry with us boys. Li Chaoyong said with a smile.
"Huang Jingyang. Yang Lingyun said.
Everyone in the class looked at me in amazement. I was also a little surprised.
"Yang Lingyun, when did I sign up?"
"Then I don't care, anyway, I have your name here. I've already handed in the list. If you are absent, the department will deduct the points of our class at that time, and you Huang Jingyang will be responsible for it alone. "Everyone can see it, this is clearly Yang Lingyun wants to treat me.
"You put up the list. It's not my own name. What's my business? Besides, I don't know anything. What are you asking me to perform?" I didn't bother to fight with Yang Lingyun. Good men don't fight women.
"Huang Jingyang, isn't your room technique very powerful? When the time comes, if you go to perform, you will definitely become popular. Li Chaoyong didn't finish speaking, and he laughed.
The whole class knew this allusion, and they all burst out laughing at once. Yang Lingyun blushed and glared at me.
I didn't care, "This sleep skill is not good for performance, I can't move a bed to the stage, right?"
Everyone saw that I was deliberately pretending to be stupid. even laughed and leaned back and forth.
"I don't care what I perform, you can go up and do a striptease. But if you don't go to the show. I'll tell Teacher Qi. Yang Lingyun threatened.
"It's useless for you to press me. "I just don't eat Yang Lingyun's set with a hippie smile.
"At the beginning, all of you elected me as a member of the Literature and Art Committee, but now none of you support my work. I've played all myself. The department requires two programs per class. If you don't report it, what if I don't report the two of you? If you don't cooperate, then I, the literary and art committee, will quit. Whatever. Yang Lingyun's eyes were red, and she cried on the table.
This trick is really fatal. All of a sudden, I became the target of public criticism.
"Huang Jingyang, you are too disagreeable. Yang Lingyun is not easy. This time I was busy before and after, doing things for the class. Everyone has to cooperate. Isn't it just for you to go up and perform? What's the big deal? Aren't you good at martial arts? You'll die if you perform martial arts?" Yang Lingyun's good sister Yuan Xueying immediately came out to attack me.
Everyone you say everything I say, and in the end, it's all my fault. I was wrong not to provoke this little witch during military training. Don't look at this girl lying on the table and her body is constantly shaking, who knows if she is laughing or crying?
"Forget it, don't talk about it, I'm afraid of you, okay? Hey, Yang Lingyun, you don't have to lie on the table all the time, right?" I can see it, if I don't agree, this guy will definitely continue to act. Anyway, if you go on stage to perform, you won't lose a piece of meat. I'm really ready to go on stage and perform a set of Taizu Changquan. I've been doing this since I was a kid.
I knew that only a little woman was the most difficult to raise. Before I finished speaking, Yang Lingyun had already raised her head, where there was a trace of crying, it was clearly a cunning face.
"You said it yourself. I didn't force you. Yang Lingyun tilted her head and looked at me.
"My grandfather once said that the more beautiful a girl is, the more she likes to tell lies. I said seriously.
"Huang Jingyang, what show are you going to perform?" asked Yang Lingyun.
"Martial arts performance, Taizu Changquan. My answer is simple. I'm hell-bent on ending this farce now.
"It's best to rehearse these two days and make your own music. Yang Lingyun hurriedly wrote my program in the form. I'm sure this guy didn't report it at all.
"Did you really report it?" I couldn't help but ask. In fact, before Yang Lingyun answered, I already knew the answer.
"Does it matter to you whether you report it or not? Now you promised it. It's too late for you to repent. Yang Lingyun looked like she was sure of me.
Good men don't fight women. I flash.
Back in the dormitory, Li Chaoyong said with a smile, "Huang Jingyang, it seems that Yang Lingyun, the class flower in our class, has already targeted you." You're a good guy. Yang Lingyun's figure is staggered. Don't look at her always targeting you, isn't this the deep pain of love? seize the opportunity!"
I looked at the kid not envy me at all, but fell into the well.
"Li Chaoyong, you're too uninteresting. Just now, the girls in our class were helping Yang Lingyun and saying to me, but none of you even spoke for me fairly. I said with some dissatisfaction.
"If we offend the girls, the happy life of the university will be completely out of our way. So, brother, I'm sorry, we can only support you spiritually. Li Chaoyong didn't feel guilty at all.
"Get out!" I glared at the oblivion guy in annoyance.
"Huang Jingyang, you won't really perform Taizu Changquan, right?" Li Chaoyong searched for the video of Taizu Changquan, and couldn't help but laugh when he saw it.
"I'm going to do this, if you have to make me make a fool of myself, what else can I do?" I said dissatisfied.
"Actually, you can try something else, it's really not good, a flute is better than this Taizu Changquan. "Li Chaoyong is obviously not kind enough to make up my mind.
"That's for you. "I picked up a textbook and read it.
It's really hard to study medicine. A semester of books is full of a table, no wonder when I first came to the school to register, a large number of seniors took the things to organize the books and sold, it turned out to be really necessary. It's only a freshman. If you read it for five years, where will you put the book?
"I can't live this day, there are so many books, I can't read them at all, it's not a human life. If I had known this, I would not have applied to the University of Medicine. In particular, it will not be reported clinically. Our class schedule is full for several years at the university. I thought the doctor was wearing a white coat and a stethoscope, which was very awesome. Only here did I know that being a doctor is the hardest. I heard a fellow villager say that when a doctor often has irregular work and rest, he often has night shifts, and there is no vacation at all. It is very common for doctors to split their legs and be hacked. Li Chaoyong saw really far away.
Seeing that I didn't answer, Li Chaoyong hurriedly said: "So, you must get a beautiful woman before you go to anatomy." Otherwise, when I learn human anatomy, I don't know if I can keep this hobby. ”
"Then you have to hurry, you have to complete this difficult task in a month at the earliest. I laughed.
"Why?" asked Li Chaoyong, puzzled.
"Because human system anatomy is a course this semester, it is estimated that the experimental operation will have to be started in a month. I took out a thick book from the pile and shook it in front of his eyes.
"Nima! This course is too unreasonable, how can it be put in the first semester? This is completely to deprive us medical students of a happy life in college. Li Chaoyong wailed.
I ignored Li Chaoyong and was still reading my book. I flipped through the pages quickly, as if I were looking at an atlas, but in fact, at my speed, I had already seen everything in my eyes. And once I read it, how could I forget it? It's not an exaggeration to say that I have never forgotten it.
Li Chaoyong watched me flip the book loudly, and thought I was worried about the evening program, and said with a smile, "You, don't worry about the show." You're not going to the school orientation party anyway. If the show is smashed, the show will be smashed. Anyway, a department can only select a few programs in total. ”
"I'm not worried about that. "I'm still reading the flip book quickly. (To be continued.) )