When the mountains are full of flowers, she laughs in the bushes!

The Han Dynasty musician Li Yannian once used his sister Mrs. Li as the prototype to create a beautiful poem that has been passed down through the ages.

There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent.

One look at the city, and then look at the country.

Rather than know the city and the country?

It's hard to get a beautiful woman!

What is the water of calamity? The water of calamity is in front of me!

10,000 voices in my heart were cheering: "Come, come, come, come and bring disaster to me! I would rather be completely buried by the water in front of me!"

"Hey!"

"Hey!" she said.

The voices rang out in unison

"Haha!" After a moment's pause, the two of us looked at each other and laughed.

"I really didn't expect to meet you! I was really frightened just now, and I panicked and ran over when I saw someone here. The girl's eyes are clear, there is the kind of cunning light unique to girls, a little skin flashed, a moment ago, she was nervous, she held two pink fists on her chest, and the next moment she kicked her legs, making a cute version of Bruce Lee, giving a thumbs up down, "You guys!"

While walking through the conversation, I knew the cause of the incident, and also knew the girl's name, her name is Zhou Jieyu, from other places, just nineteen years old this year, college students studying in a prestigious school in this provincial capital. Usually in the school, today I came out to buy a special ingredient from her hometown, but I didn't expect to meet a bunch of gangsters with sperm worms on the brain.

The next thing is the old-fashioned plot, the gangsters flirt with beautiful women, the beautiful women are frightened, and then I will shine on the stage, heroes save beauty, things are as simple as that.

The time with beautiful women always passes very quickly, I cheekily volunteered to accompany Zhou Jieyu, bought her goal of leaving the campus this time, and strongly invited her to sit in a small shop on the side of the road.

What? You said that I shouldn't let beautiful women go to such a humble place, and you were wrong! Why are beautiful women called beautiful women? It's because beautiful women are prettier than ordinary girls, and they are a rare breed. It's the target of the "wolves", no matter how much she does her duty, the world she has seen can't be compared with most ordinary girls. Where you rarely go, she often goes to places you can't afford to climb, and how many people cry and rush to invite her to go. So, you have to be casual and generous, you have to lift weights lightly, and you have to create a calm posture in your bearing: "I invite you not because I have any intentions for you, but because I regard you as a friend!"

Readers who are still single, can remember that my words will help you when the time is right. It's not about where, it's about creating an atmosphere where you're in control, so that she unconsciously likes what it's like to be with you.

Okay, too much digression, let's get down to business. I ordered two cold drinks, and just like that, I met Zhou Jieyu face to face across a small table, looking at whether there was a match or not, chatting casually.

"Do you practice taekwondo too much? Otherwise, why would you be so bad! You would have beaten people away in a few moments! Today is really thanks to you. Zhou Jieyu hesitated for a moment, but still opened her mouth to ask this question, with a slightly excited and scared expression, indicating that what happened today was the only one in her life, and this was easy to do!

"I knew Smecta was everywhere. "I secretly complained in my heart, I tilted my upper body back very covertly, twisted my face slightly, twisted my chin a little, and raised my chin a little, which looked very proud, but not too arrogant, so that from the perspective of a girl holding a cold drink cup and holding a straw, a confident and high-spirited and three-dimensional effect of facial features came out.

"No, no, although taekwondo is very good, and I do know a little, but I didn't use taekwondo. "You have to praise Smecta first, in this era when Korean style is prevalent, if you dare to say words that denigrate Smecta in front of a girl, then I can only say that you are quite unwise.

"So what is it?" Sure enough, every girl has a curious cat in her heart, as long as you can keep her from losing interest in talking to you, then the topic will automatically come out of her mouth.

"Our school also has a martial arts club, which is very good-looking, but it doesn't have the same experience as you when it comes to fighting!"

"You've seen boxing! For example, if you practice it alone, it can be compared to a single operator in martial arts, and you can connect them to form a combination boxing, just like a routine in martial arts! But this combination relies on improvisation, but in the past, some apprentices who learned martial arts were stupid and free to combine, and he couldn't get it right, so the master said that he had to make up a few for you. According to his own experience, he made up a few fixed combinations for the stupid apprentice to practice, but this apprentice is stupid! After he became a master himself, he did not let the apprentices combine them freely, but threw away the fixed routines and let the apprentices practice on their own! What is it? It's just that you can get out of the fixed routine and be able to play on the spot! That's it. After coughing lightly, I hesitated again and finally made up my mind and said: "Later, some masters made more money in order to extend the teaching period, and some of them didn't understand it when they were masters, so they turned this routine into the same as the footwrap of the old woman with small feet in the old society, which was stinky and long!"

Speaking of which, I leaned my upper body back, slightly tilted my face, and made my facial features look more three-dimensional in the shadow of the room, and took a sip of cold drink, I continued: "So, what you said they practice, it can't be called martial arts, and the accurate statement should be called martial arts action combination performance air strike, but there is only air strike, only the performance ends here!"

With that, I spread my hands back, leaned back in the chair, and quietly looked into the girl's eyes.

"Wow, you know so much, I've never heard such a pithy statement before, alas!" the little girl was visibly stunned, and looked at me with stars in her eyes.

Smiling slightly, I leaned forward and looked at the girl from a slightly oppressive angle: "I have always felt that rich knowledge and experience are the most basic virtues of a man, and being able to know what others don't know and what they can't do is considered excellent!"

A blush rose from the little girl's white neck, and she kept climbing up.

"Ahem!" resisted the impulse in my heart, I changed the topic, from astronomy to geography, from philosophy to pop music, from humanistic feelings to trivial matters in life, the more I chatted, the more energetic I became!

You ask me why I know so much? Okay! Now is the age of the Internet, you don't know? What to catch, what to blow! The girl is now paying no attention to the content of the conversation, she is enjoying the fun of the chatting process!

The happy time is always short-lived, stop the taxi for Zhou Jieyu, and resolutely and forcefully throw the driver's eldest sister, a red notice of the leader's portrait is enough to run back and forth, I believe that the driver's eldest sister will use language art on the road to improve my image

Before getting into the car, the girl waved at me and smiled, and under the flowers blooming in the flower beds on the roadside, the flowers were more beautiful, and I suddenly remembered a sentence!

"When the mountains are full of flowers, she laughs in the bushes!"

The taxi had disappeared from my sight for a long time, but I was still standing and staring.

For a long time, an inaudible sigh drifted through the air.

I'm taking a big walk in the direction of home!