Chapter 83: The Legend of the Eight Beauties of the Rivers and Lakes

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Yuan Zhen said: "Well, I'm afraid that a woman with big breasts is smart... Oops, don't fight... Sir, I have an earth-shattering idea!"

Jing Bo smiled and said, "I guess, sir, you wouldn't have thought of giving me to the county master, did you?" The rumor that he was very lustful suddenly spread among the people in the past two days. If you want to give me to him, I'll really go! You can still climb up a level, don't you pay attention to power struggles and palace fights now, hehe. ”

Mayor Yuan feigned anger and said: "Jingbo, how can you think of me so much, how can I be willing to be like a flower?... The county lord often walks by the river, how can he not get his shoes wet. He thought he was doing something very secretive, so he could only hide it from a few of us mayors? It's naΓ―ve, this time it's fermented, right? It's just that he didn't expect to bring me in... To say wrong, I said my thoughts: You say, who is beautiful between you and that Zizi?"

Jingbo snorted: "Let's divide it evenly." ”

Mayor Yuan asked again, "What about Helanniu?"

Jingbo said angrily: "How can Lan Niu be as beautiful as the two of us!" Seeing that Mayor Yuan didn't immediately nod yes, he said, "What, master, don't you think so?"

Mayor Yuan didn't expect Jing Bo to care so much about his reaction, and immediately said: "Of course, of course! The autumn colors have been divided by the two of you, and she can only share half of the spring colors at most!"

Jingbo twisted Mayor Yuan's ears: "Okay, she still has spring, she still has color!"

Mayor Yuan had a bitter face, peeked at the scene, and saw that everyone was deliberately looking at other places, so he quickly pulled down her hand and said, "Let's get down to business! Don't make trouble! Have you heard of a legend of 'Eight Beauties of the Rivers and Lakes' a long time ago?"

"I've seen it, I've seen it in the villain book of the novel stall before, 'Eight beauties in the rivers and lakes', eight beauties in the rivers and lakes. ”

"Yes, in order to prevent this crisis and divert the attention of these people, my lord, I came up with such an earth-shattering idea, that is, to create a legend of the 'Eight Beauties of the Rivers and Lakes' again, and pull the three of you into the scope of the Eight Beauties of the Rivers and Lakes! Arrange one for you. ... Oh, don't fight, your brains have been ruined by you! Mayor Mare, there are only two places that are most precious to me, and one of them is my brain. None of them can be scrapped. ... You think, the person who made the county master suffer such a big loss must find a way to rank Yi Zi first in order to resolve the pressure from the county master. And in this way, the people of Wutian Villa still pay attention to the Eighteen Master Villa! There are also threats such as Xia Qiping and Mayor Hu can also be digested accordingly, and other benefits will not be told to you one by one. ”

"I don't care. I'm going to be ahead of Lan Niu anyway!" Jingbo stomped his foot.

"Then you're seventh, she's eighth. ... Oh, it hurts! Put you in the back a little bit, and it will reduce the pressure on our Jianghou Town. ”

"Cut, you're just putting us at the back of the line in your heart!" Shizuba pouted.

But Jing Bo suddenly turned to a very formal contemplation: "Master, not to mention whether you can create this kind of legend, even if you can create it, how can I think your plan is so mysterious, I can't predict what the outcome will be." ”

Mayor Yuan said: "In the past two days, rumors have been spreading, you can take a look." With such a strong popularity, when has this kind of situation occurred in our town, it is enough to show that it is a good soil. I've also thought about this very mysterious, but, first, I also want to have a richer life experience, I'm at this age, and the grassroots mayor has been doing it for so many years, and it is impossible to be promoted. If you can take this opportunity to leave a name in history, it will not be in vain. ('Sir.') You're a love history or a glamorous history!') Second, create some fame for our native Jianghou Town, after all, Jianghou Town has produced two beautiful women, you and Lan Niu! The most important point is that Wutian Villa just caught another beauty a few days ago, the famous daughter of the Shen family's official eunuch, called Shen Rushuang, and ranked her in the 'Eight Beauties of the Rivers and Lakes', which can transfer the vendetta of the rivers and lakes into another atmosphere. For the benefit of martial arts and social discipline. ”

"For the benefit of martial arts and society?--The lord is so conscious!** I admired the five-body throw myself to the ground, and look at the lord differently!" Jingbo finished the first half of the sentence coquettishly, and turned into a serious question: "I will also benefit you!" I will ask you, if you put me in the ranking list of the eight beauties of the rivers and lakes like this, you are not afraid that the thieves and villains on the rivers and lakes will seize all kinds of opportunities to harass me, in case I am **, what should you do?" I thought in my heart, if there was another handsome and skilled lewd thief like Xiao Xia!

Zhu Hai has always told me that he has seen you dance before, and he knows that there is a kind of martial arts, called 'soul dance skills', which can be combined with the kind of difficult dances you practice, such as the splitting of the two legs that are very straight like a line, and your spinning body, rolling in the air, etc., as long as you practice for a few months, ordinary people will not be able to beat you at all! Are you afraid of just a thief?"

What kind of dance and martial arts is "Soul Dance Gong", her eyes radiated brilliance, and she was leisurely fascinated.

"With this in mind, why didn't you tell me earlier and let me practice?" Jing Bo was angry and wanted to break Mayor Yuan's head, how could it be reasonable!

"Oh, I'm going to be crippled by you today!**, you see you're so ruthless now, how dare I let you practice martial arts when I used to? If you had soul dance skills, I'm afraid I wouldn't have the two most precious places now!" Mayor Yuan explained. In fact, he originally had another layer of worry, when teaching martial arts, he was afraid that Zhu Hai, the head catcher, would have skin contact with his little lady, and something else would appear when he practiced.

"I don't care, I just want to learn martial arts. I'm going to pick it up and dance again!I'm going to go to the county seat to dance with Lan Niu again!" Jingbo heard about this benefit, forgot about everything else on the spot, and pouted excitedly.

"Master, I originally wanted to introduce the money of my father-in-law Cheng Tuhao to introduce the masters of the rivers and lakes, but now all of them have been withdrawn, except for shouting back a 'yin and yang judgment' Zhu Anda, the rest of the money is used to coax the rumors of the 'eight beauties of the rivers and lakes'!"

After saying this, he was suddenly surprised to receive a loud kiss from Jingbo in front of the public, "Oh me".

Zhu Hai and Kang Ming had discussed this matter with Mayor Yuan early in the morning, but they couldn't imagine that the earth-shattering masterpiece that the three of them conspired to come up with was only enjoyed by Mayor Yuan to enjoy such a fragrant benefit, alas, really, there are too many unfair things in the world!

Alas, seeing that Jingbo's eyes were full of excitement, Mayor Yuan felt that the future was more uncertain, but he felt that such Jingbo was more beautiful and had other styles, so in order to eliminate this crisis, let Jianghou Town become famous in the rivers and lakes!

~(To be continued.) )

PS: _______ pay tribute to the martial arts novel "Eight Beauties of Jianghu" that I read when I was a child, although I can't remember what the content of the novel says, but this topic has always been engraved in my mind. This will be a special beauty of the rivers and lakes, I hope to get your like.