"Martial arts in the world, only fast is not broken. The world's Xuangong naturally has to pay attention to speed. I am the thirty-eighth generation descendant of the Duan family in Dali, and this is the secret book passed down by my ancestor and grandfather Duan Yu, and it is said that the secret of Ling Bo Weibu is here. Imagine it, young man, if you learned it. The big man in front of him paused at this point.

"You can't catch up with girls, think about Duan Yu's demeanor, that speed, it's not me and you who blow, everyone is fascinated by you. Since then, I have walked to the pinnacle of life, everything is a floating cloud. "Clear-eyed people know that this loyal man is obviously talking nonsense in a serious way, but the one who is listening to his nonsense is the standard otaku who has been known as the pinnacle of life since he was a child, and he has lived in the world of martial arts since he was a child, and he has been known as the pinnacle of life.

In front of the big man was a very, very young looking boy, his name was Shi Yi. Shi Yi is an archaeology student at Capital University known as the monk major, and there have been no female students in this major for ten years, no, there is not even a female creature, and the people who go from the teacher to the academy to watch the gate are all men. Archaeology is simply a science within a science subject, the things studied are obscure, it is difficult to find employment, and the work done is not liked by girls.

You said that if a man and a girl go on a date, they will talk about where and where a new tomb is dug up, how can the corpse in it be so complete, which girl do you say likes this kind of boyfriend, except for some hardcore girls, no one can stand up to these, but hardcore girls are a minority after all. So seeing that he graduated from college, a buddy in the class came out of Zhao Tiezhu, who had been a baby since he was a child, and the rest of the dozens were still virgins.

At a party before graduation, Shi Yi made a bet with others to see who would take off the virgin hat first, and otaku were always very stubborn. So Shi Yi really took this competition seriously, I heard others say that Lijiang is the capital of singles and sexual encounters, and there are always crazy men and women who have received stimulation and seek treatment to come here to heal and start a new relationship. Shi Yi felt that he might still have some chance to win the debut tournament here.

How many times have I read the novel of "Dragon Babu" and watched the TV series many times since I was a child. He couldn't count it himself anyway. The story of Tianlong Babu is simply his three-view enlightenment book, sex education enlightenment book. Anyway, Lijiang is also in Yunnan, not far from Dali. Visiting the place where your idol lives by yourself is also a dream of fulfilling my childhood.

Although the idol is Duan Yu, the reality is that his family does not have Duan Yu's gene, Shi Yi is black and not slippery, except for looking healthy, there is no advantage. Uncle Wang next door to her house is white and tall, but his mother is a woman from a good family who is deeply educated by the three obediences and four virtues, so the story of Lao Wang next door naturally has no chance to happen in his family.

So as an ordinary-looking teenager, Duan Yu couldn't do it. So before graduating from college, the torment of more than 20 years had already made him give up any hope, and he just wanted to save some money to come to the capital of sexual encounters to see, in case there was a heartbroken beauty who was deeply broken by the rich and handsome, and he was cheaper. Right, what if you have a dream, what if you run into a ghost?

But now before he arrived in Lijiang, someone in Dali told him that he had the opportunity to make him an idol Duan Yu. When people are close to their dreams, their IQ will always drop. And when people are in heat, their IQ will also decrease. It came down and down, so Shi Yi was a little moved.

Dahan's words aroused Shi Yi's association. I wipe, what do I see in my eyes? The pinnacle of life with a promotion and a salary increase, surrounded by beautiful women, and a fairy sister changing clothes for herself. But fortunately, there was still a trace of reason, and he asked Dahan with a little suspicion: "Then why didn't I see your demeanor?" What evidence do you have to prove that I have practiced your cheats, and I can be the same as Duan Yu. ”

The big man smiled lewdly and said, "Hehe, brother." I was really personable when I was younger, and now I'm very hidden in the city when I'm old. is like the sweeping monk in "Dragon Babu", low-key is the king. When I'm old, I still mess with flowers, and my wife still doesn't divorce me. Who do you say let us only marry one wife in China, otherwise hehe, I won't be low-key. But I'll tell you that my wife was chosen from hundreds of beauties. Brother will let you see today, our demeanor back then. ”

After speaking, he stretched out his hand behind him, and saw a charming girl walking out of the store behind him, who could be called a half-old, walked out.

Shi Yi was almost stunned when he saw her. I almost didn't call Sister Fairy, the sunken fish, the wild goose, the closed moon, and the shy flowers can be used on her, which is not an exaggeration at all. As soon as she appeared, everyone around was stunned and looked at her stupidly.

Dahan led Shi Yi to look at the stunned crowd around him, and then smiled: "Look at everything, you have the ability to ask for a wife by yourself." What kind of ability is it to look at other people's wives. ”

The beautiful woman grabbed the big man's arm and said, "Master, what are we going to play tonight......" Halfway through her words, she suddenly closed her mouth as if she had just discovered Shi Yi, and her surprised look made her heart tremble. Said angrily: "Master, why don't you say anything about outsiders." ”

Dahan pointed at Shi Yi and said, "What kind of outsider is this little brother, this is a friend of our old Duan family." Come, tell him how I caught up with you. Tell the truth, don't exaggerate. I saw that this little brother was amazed, and he was going to teach him the secrets of our old Duan family. ”

The beautiful woman sneered and said, "Master, don't be kidding, I snatched you from a dozen beauties back then? I'm confused, yo be careful of liver tremors. ”

When Shi Yi heard this, his heart was already like countless elephants galloping. Constantly fantasizing about the appearance of a dozen peerless beauties competing for themselves. IQ plummeted all the way.

Dahan seized the opportunity and said: "I have ancestral cheats here, including Lingbo Weibu and pickle girl cheats, five thousand yuan a copy, brother, will you have one?"

Shi Yi hesitated, this time he only brought a total of more than 5,000 yuan, if he was bought a cheat, but he couldn't go home.

Dahan saw that his heart was moved, and his eyes had begun to blur. I was going to accept the bargain, but it seems that this kid has more than 5,000 yuan. Dahan added fire again at this time.

"Brother, look at this, my brother doesn't take advantage of you. If you buy it, I'll give you a page of antique copper foil. As he spoke, the man pulled out a maple leaf-shaped copper leaf from the table below him, the copper foil was very old and had no light on the surface.

Although Tongbo was dim, Shi Yi, who was born in the Department of Archaeology, seemed to have something that attracted him, making him feel that he liked this copper foil very much. In addition, he can also buy the cheats he wants, Shi Yi gritted his teeth, and he wouldn't suffer a loss if he bought an antique anyway. So I happily paid the money and walked to the next stop in Lijiang.

He didn't even think about whether he could afford to live in Lijiang now, what he thought was that I was going to become Duan Yu, and the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law who were seduced by me to let me go back to live are not handful, do you still have to worry about where to live?

The beautiful woman's face suddenly changed after Shi Yi left, and the speed of the change of face made people wonder if she would be an actor to make a cameo, but we Chinese liars have been versatile since ancient times, and it can be said that a liar who doesn't want to be an actor is not a good liar. I saw her grab the big man's ear and say viciously: "Hand over the money to the old lady, don't try to hide it." ”

Dahan smiled: "Speaking of which, I didn't say I wouldn't pay it." That's up to you. Here you go. After saying that, he put back the fifty pieces he had wanted to hide secretly.

The beautiful woman glanced at him and said happily: "This money is enough for me to buy a brand-name bag, and now there are not many silly boys, but what is the matter with the copper pod in the end?"

"Oh, that copper. It was Liu Lao Er who put this, saying that he made a fortune from the ground this time, so he threw away our worthless things, and it was the price of eating so many of our things for nothing. There's a lot of little stuff here. It's a few hundred dollars, and it's said that there are these gadgets in the tomb this time. ”

The woman smiled charmingly, "Losers, a few hundred yuan is not money, and you can't spare anything more than ten yuan in the future." This little brother must be fantasizing about how to have a group of wives and concubines now!haha...... What a good young man, meet a few more like this this month, my new LV will be settled, you continue to work hard. ”

And Shi Yi did get in the car, studying the cheats, and at the same time stupidly sitting and taking off the big dream of a virgin hat.