Chapter Eighty-Six: Inside the Ancestral Hall
On the shrine, Zhou Dashenjun, whose whole body was shining with golden light, and even his eyes were shining with golden light, was staring angrily at the young man below who looked the same as himself and the cat on his shoulder.
Under the shrine, another Zhou Da Shenjun looked at the angry self opposite with a smile on his face. Unexpectedly, someone would mold a golden body for himself. Looking at the incense sticks in front of the statue, it is obvious that people often come to worship. It's just that the second master of the sheep hasn't done anything good, first, he doesn't have millions of money to help the poor, and second, he hasn't killed any famous mountain spirits and water monsters. Why was it offered?
"Haha, you stupid talent is a little self-aware, you really haven't done anything good, but you have done a lot of bad things!" Li Dajunshen in his left arm was obviously unwilling to let go of any opportunity to hit this stupid boy.
However, it was obvious that this kind of blow was useless to Zhou Dashenjun, but when he saw him triumphantly come to the statue of the god, he smiled and said: "Second Master Yang must have been a great hero who made great merits in his last life, otherwise how could someone worship him if he didn't do good things in this life." ”
The cat mother-in-law on her shoulder snorted and said, "Boy, your cheek is comparable to the city wall of Liangzhou, and this kind of boastful words can also be spoken." ”
"Huh?" The three pockmarks on the tip of his nose instantly turned red, and it turned out that he had just said what he had argued with Li Xin again.
Before he could speak again, he heard the cat mother say in surprise, "Huh, boy, it's not you on the shrine!" As he spoke, he raised his front paws and pointed, "Look at his nose." ”
Zhou Dashenjun raised his eyes when he heard this, and only then did he realize that the young man with the golden body statue on the shrine only had two pockmarks on the tip of his nose......
Stretched out his hand and touched the tip of his nose, one, two, three, one is not a lot, he is indeed three pockmarks, and then glanced at the golden statue, Zhou Yang'er felt a little lost in his heart, it turned out that it was not himself!
The original joy suddenly went to nine-tenths of the way at this time, and I didn't know that it was the king and the eight calves, who actually dared to connect with the second master of the sheep, don't let the master meet, otherwise I will break your legs! Thinking of this, Zhou Yang'er, who was unhappy, slapped the statue hard. His eyes suddenly turned into two crescents.
I never thought that I could make a fortune by visiting an ancestral hall! The statue is not a wooden gold paint, but a real ...... Although I got a lot of gold bricks in the Tiantai Secret Realm last time, for the Great God Monarch, the more gold and silver treasures the better. You're not welcome at the moment, and raised his hand to stuff the fake sheep two who pretended to be himself into the cloth bag.
"This kid, how can you mess around like this!" saw the cat mother-in-law on her shoulder, and couldn't help but scold.
"Mother-in-law, you don't understand this, if you don't pick up the money, it's called nonsense, hehe" Zhou Dashenjun turned to the side and pulled up another golden eunuch, and after a while, it was gold, stuffed the statue into a cloth bag, pulled his mouth and snickered: "This is all gold!" If it weren't for the fear of being discovered, he wanted to laugh wildly at some point.
Seeing that he looked like a fan of money, the cat mother-in-law on his shoulder chuckled and shook her head, but she stopped saying anything and quietly watched him keep moving things. It was Li Xin in his left arm, who would sneer and scold every time he moved a statue, "Wealth fan!" Zhou Dashenjun, who was bent on making a fortune, ignored him, and just carried things by himself.
Soon, the golden statue in the house had been swept away by Zhou Dashenjun, and only the statue in front of the incense case had not been removed by him, it was an old woman with gray hair, who was dozing off beside the incense case. Unlike other gold statues, this statue is painted with a variety of paints, and the whole figure is lifelike, and the craftsmanship of this carving is truly amazing. But because of this, it was not noticed by the golden-eyed Zhou Yang'er, and it was not until this time that the entire room was emptied, and it was revealed.
Coming to the statue, the more peculiar he looked, and he didn't know what paint was used, whether it was skin or clothing, it was similar to a living person, the more he looked at it, the more interesting it was, he circled around the elephant twice, and when he walked to the front, there was an exclamation, the statue itself was very much like a living, and what was even more surprising was that there were two bright tears on the face.
Zhou Yang'er was even more surprised, it was okay that the paint could dye a real person's appearance, what was amazing was the two tears hanging on the cheeks, and I couldn't see what they were made of?
There was a cold drop on his fingers, and the teardrops ...... She was gone, and the old woman's face was stained. Zhou Dashenjun, who was standing in front of her, looked embarrassed, because ...... When his fingers touched the teardrops, he suddenly realized that the one in front of him was not a statue at all.
No matter how good the gold and jade wood and stone in the world are, the carved things will not give people the feeling of skin, but when Zhou Dashenjun touched the tears just now, his fingertips touched the cold skin. It turned out to be a personal ......
Zhou Yang'er, who was taken aback, jumped up in an instant, startled the cat mother-in-law on her shoulder, and asked, "What's the matter?"
"It's not a statue, it's a human!" Zhou Dashenjun said in a strange voice.
"People?" Granny Cat was a little surprised, took a closer look at the statue in front of the table, and said in a deep voice: "If it is a person, it is also dead, with no ups and downs on the chest, and no breathing in the mouth and nose." I'm afraid I've gone to Huangquan. Let's take a look at ......"
Zhou Dashenjun was a little surprised, but then he also put his mind at ease, just now he thought it was a living person, stealing something in the palace and was bumped into, seeing that the identity of this old woman is not low, and it is not good to kill people and kill people, he is a little unhappy, at this time he heard the cat mother-in-law say that she was dead, and her heart suddenly relaxed.
He stepped forward and pulled the dead old woman by the arm. "Huh?" said the cat woman on her shoulder, "Dead and not stiff, when there is still salvation!, boy, put him on the ground and lie down......"
Although I was a little worried in my heart, if this old woman came back to life, would she ask herself for those golden statues? However, Lao Dao has long educated himself that if he does not save himself when he dies, he will be punished by God. In the end, he did as Granny Cat had told him to put the old woman away.
But I heard the cat mother-in-law say again: "Use your water true aura to point it on her heart." Zhou Yang'er was still about to move, but she heard the cat mother-in-law say again: "As long as you have a force, you must not be too heavy." This old woman was overly worried, and her heart was not smooth, so she passed out, and if she did it heavily, she would really die. ”
Zhou Dashenjun responded, and immediately according to what it said, he took up a bit of innate water true aura and pointed it at the old woman's chest.
"Okay, okay, once you can do it, if you order more, you will kill someone. Granny Cat said urgently on her shoulder.
Summing up the innate water true spirit on the fingers that had been gathered into the sea of qi, Zhou Dashenjun stood up and waited for the old woman to wake up, who knew that after waiting for a long time, there was no movement, and he couldn't help but shake his head and smile: "Mother-in-law, your method is not effective at all!"
"How come!" Granny Cat was a little surprised: "Could it be that it was too late to be saved, and she was already dead?"
After a moment's hesitation, it continued, "Boy, do you see if she's breathing?"
Zhou Yang'er stretched out her hand to the old woman's mouth and nose as she said. Before he got close, he saw the old woman on the ground suddenly open her eyes, and she wanted to withdraw her hand in surprise, but she grabbed her.
The old lady lying on the ground looked shocked, her throat rumbled twice, and Fang gasped and said, "My son, is my mother in the underworld?"
"Huh?" Looking at the old woman who came back from the dead on the ground, Zhou Dashenjun was in his original residence for a while, and he actually forgot what to say.
But when the old woman stretched out her hand, she had already held him in her arms, and the cat mother-in-law on her shoulder saw that the situation was not good, and jumped on the incense case, but she heard the old lady cry loudly: "My hard-working son, my mother can be regarded as seeing you!" After finishing speaking, she couldn't cry, and in the wide ancestral hall, only her sad crying was heard.
"This ...... What's the matter? Who are you?" Zhou Yang'er, who was firmly held in her arms by the old woman, was confused for a while, and couldn't help but ask.
"Son, son!" The old woman cried even more sadly: "I know that your brother is a bastard, in order to sit on the throne, not to let outsiders know your merits, and refuse to build a temple for you, even the paper money is reluctant to burn more, don't be angry, this time we all came to the underworld, see how my mother is angry for you, my poor son! You are the meat of your mother's heart, how can you be ruthless and deny me!"