The one hundred and seventy-third round, Fang Wenfang spotlights empty-handed
The owners and leaders of Xiwangzhai coaxed together, let Fang Wenfang perform the clouds and shoot the moon, Fang Wenfang was immediately dumbfounded, his mind was dazed, as if he was in a lonely boat, falling into the boundless sea, and he was helpless if he wanted to ask for help, he said in his heart: How can I do this stunt, even if the master Baimei Holy Sword Xu Liang comes, it may not be possible, how long will it take to practice.
Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, but he was put on the bench here and didn't go, he only felt that he weighed a thousand pounds, and it was difficult to get up, he slowly stood up, and finally came to the front of the five long poles, but he didn't go by himself, but was dragged away, and the people next to him shouted and coaxed, but he looked at the long pole and was stunned, I don't know what to do, and suddenly someone laughed next to him: "Haha, Master Fang, please hurry up, if not, just say it, we are not difficult for you, and then you will be fined two glasses of wine, you see?!"
It was Qin Sangong who spoke, Fang Wenfang felt that it was not a taste after hearing it, wasn't he ridiculing himself, he suddenly became energetic, and said in his heart: I can't let you grandsons see jokes if I lose, I will let out of my mind inside and out. Thinking of this, he pulled out his chest sharply, and said arrogantly: "Hmph, what's so difficult about this, not to mention turning five heels, shooting lanterns with wine, even turning twelve heels, and spraying twelve lanterns is not a problem." ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and laughter broke out for a moment, and someone shouted: "Hahaha, you just blow it, it doesn't cost money to brag anyway." ”
"That's it, don't just talk about it, show us your real skills. ”
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Fang Wenfang was even more energetic when they said it, he raised his neck and said: "Hahaha, don't believe it, let me tell you, jumping a few feet high and spitting out the lamp with wine in your mouth is not a skill." ”
When someone heard him say this, tears burst into tears and he said: "Hahaha, you just blow it with your life, if you have the ability to take it out and shine brightly, don't play tricks." ”
"That's it, our second master can drink and spray lanterns, can you?!"
Don't look at it, Fang Wenfang is really crazy, and when people say this, he is even more unconvinced: "Why, you really don't believe it, I tell you, jumping up and spraying the lantern with wine is not a skill, replace me, stand here, don't move, don't drink any wine, don't use any hidden weapons, you can shoot out those five lanterns with such a finger, believe it or not." ”
Everyone laughed even more when they heard this, and even Luo Wancheng couldn't help but be happy, he said: "Captain Fang, what you said is inevitably too much." ”
Fang Wenfang patted his chest and said, "It's not at all." ”
Luo Wancheng also came to his heart when he heard this, and said: "The old man has only heard of shooting lanterns with empty hands, but he has never heard of shooting lanterns with empty hands. ”
"Okay!" Fang Wenfang shouted proudly, and then rolled up his sleeves, the sleeves of his shirt were three times five divided by two, clean and neat, and he was slow and leisurely, the sleeves were rolled up and then flattened, but then rolled up, as if it was so stable, in fact, he had no bottom in his heart at all, he was deliberately rubbing, he rolled up his sleeves and pondered in his heart: Oh, I put my big words out, what should I do? ! I don't even believe in this, if I can't practice, won't I lose face, hey, forget it, anyway, I don't have the ability of the old man Qin, what is the point of not extinguishing the lantern, it's a big deal to be made fun of.
He looked at heaven and said, "If a gust of wind blows all the lights out, it will save me trouble." You see that he still thinks of beautiful things, but the lantern doesn't say a gust of wind, no matter how strong the wind blows, it can't be extinguished, Fang Wenfang rubbed his sleeves, and someone next to him hurriedly said: "Hey, you are hurrying up, or don't delay our group to drink." As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter.
Fang Wenfang said indifferently: "What's the hurry, what's the hurry, is the empty finger lamp so good?!" I have to be lucky, and I'll have to chant the mantra later, so you can see." After hearing this, everyone laughed heartily, and said in their hearts: If you haven't heard of performing a stunt and chanting a spell, you can blow it, and then the cowhide will be blown to see what you do.
Fang Wenfang slowly rolled up his sleeves, then took a step forward and coughed twice: "Cough, cough, don't make noise, I'm going to start exercising." As he spoke, he pushed forward with both hands, and hummed "Mm~mm~mm......" in his mouth, as if he had made a lot of effort, and the people next to him clenched their fists for it.
Everyone suppressed their voices, looked carefully, and saw Fang Wenfang pretending to make enough milk to carry his luck, and then suddenly stomped his feet, shook his head violently, and muttered to himself: "Wow, yes, the heavenly spirit, the earth spirit, the Taishang Laojun came to show the spirit, the gods of the eight directions came to help, the passing immortals came to help, the heavenly spirit, the earth spirit, borrow my divine sword to show the might, destroy the high lantern and remember the Gongming, the immortals are not happy to show the spirit, wow, ......"
Everyone looked at it, and they were all happy, and their hearts said that this is luck? ! Obviously, it is a dancing god, everyone laughs forward and backwards, and Fang Wenfang is still reciting the mantra as usual, but the drum is beating in his heart, and secretly praying for heaven's blessing: Amitabha Buddha, Amitayus Buddha, God borrowed my wind, you old man can lend Zhuge Liang Dongfeng back then, and how about borrowing me today.
Fang Wenfang recited the mantra, and some of the people next to him said impatiently: "Hey, you have no end, what kind of thing you are reading, if you have real skills, you can use it quickly." ”
And Fang Wenfang recited the incantation and didn't forget to reply: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Lao Tzu please don't intervene, lest your family die." As he spoke, he suddenly shouted: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, and the edict is broken." Saying that, he pointed to the five high lamps with his hand, and suddenly heard the five wind-breaking sounds of "poof, poof, poof, poof, poof", and the owners and leaders of the village who were still laughing were stunned, and the courtyard was suddenly silent, all of them were stupid, looking at the five high lights and Fang Wenfang in a daze.
Luo Wancheng was also taken aback, stood up from the ground, looked at Fang Wenfang incredulously, and said to himself: "Impossible, there is no empty finger lamp stunt in this world, this is impossible, can it be said that there is no immortal method in this world in addition to the stunt!?"
Luo Wancheng couldn't understand how Fang Wenfang did it, he didn't understand Fang Wenfang, he didn't understand, he blinked, and wondered in his heart: I still have this magic skill, why don't I even know myself?! At this time, Feng Siyuan and Ma Jin also got up and came to Fang Wenfang's side, Feng Siyuan came to his side and patted his shoulder and said: "Woo~Ah, Fang Tou, there is really you, you can actually do this trick, it really impresses me." ”
Ma Jin also hurriedly asked: "Brother Fang, what kind of kung fu are you doing, so powerful?!"
When Fang Wenfang heard this, he immediately pretended to be arrogant and raised his neck, and said loudly: "Haha, let me tell you, my master's art is called Fighting Cattle and One Yang Finger across the mountain, do you know?" ”
Everyone was shocked when they heard this, even Luo Wancheng and Qin San were shocked, and said in their hearts: This bull fighting across the mountain and a yang finger are both long-lost mastery in the rivers and lakes, and only a few people can make it in the past hundred years, how can this kid be able to do these two tricks, it seems that he is a real person who does not show his face.
Everyone was surprised by Fang Wenfang, and suddenly another person jumped up at the main table, and said unconvinced: "What is this bull beating a yang finger across the mountain, Master Feng, I have a mastery here, I don't know if you can learn it?!"
Feng Siyuan's heart tightened when he heard this, and he said secretly: My God, this time it's not over!!